Ok enough filling in quizzes, as amusing as they are. It's time for another
proper entry. Oh and the 'carry on' fans at the back can stop right there
with the innuendos ok! I went shopping yesterday and oh god... All I can
say is it's a damn good job I have a few VERY wealthy clients cause I am so
not into this whole bargain hunting thing... I think it comes from the
whole wearing rags back in Pylea... The colours were so bland too. They
just didn't seem to care. As long as they could joust all day and do that
insult to the word dancing... Well anyhoo the less said about that place
the better, frankly its enough to make me want to pierce my own nipples
with a rusty nail and let me tell you... Pyleans... More than two sugar...
So moving swiftly on from the Deathwok anatomy class... Shopping for me is always an interesting experience. I have to make a few decisions. The first being do I go demon or human... Not me of course. I only ever cover myself with a glamour spell to get through customs when travelling overseas. Other than that it's green all the way. Its sort of a matter of principle with me see. I spent so long trying to be someone I wasn't and failing dismally that now I'm here, now I'm here I can't compromise on being me. What I mean is do I take the easy option and visit stores owned by demons or do I go 'out' out... I mean most of the time it isn't that bad... I live in LA so most people think I'm a guy in make up and truth be told, most of the time I love the attention that being green gets me, but not everyone is nice and sometimes... sometimes its not so easy... No the next line isn't coming despite what you're all expecting.
Thing is though from time to time I just prefer to visit Nela's. Nela is a Rhehan and the six arms make them a great tailor. I say them cause Rhehan's are gestalt entities... made up of many personalities some male some female. Its a rather unique experience dealing with them cause you never know when they're just going to switch the dominant (the personality in charge) and its like talking to someone totally different. Still each and every personality can create works of art with their thirty fingers, not to mention the fact that they are great lovers... Well come on it doesn't take much of an imagination to work that out...
Well after a trip to Nela's I head over to Melrose Avenue cause there the whole green thing just seems like a look I'm going for... Hey have you seen the folks coming out of Red Balls, sugar they make me look like a mild mannered conservative running for office. From there I decide to head over to Beverly Blvd and after several hours I'm laden down to the point of falling over. I called into see Agnes on my way home who, who by the way is getting MARRIED! Yikes I mean here's me a psychic and I never saw that one coming... She seems real happy though so who am I to tell her he's a lying cheating scumbag... Don't worry, I'll make sure she finds out before the wedding, I just need to find a slightly more subtle way of letting the cat out of the bag than... "Married? To that cheating motherf**k*r? Are you insane????" So...
So I'm sat here with my seabreeze and three new suits, six shirts, eight belts, socks, two pairs of shoes, five ties, a robe, eyeliner and lipgloss... Hello, my name is Lorne and I'm a shopaholic...
So moving swiftly on from the Deathwok anatomy class... Shopping for me is always an interesting experience. I have to make a few decisions. The first being do I go demon or human... Not me of course. I only ever cover myself with a glamour spell to get through customs when travelling overseas. Other than that it's green all the way. Its sort of a matter of principle with me see. I spent so long trying to be someone I wasn't and failing dismally that now I'm here, now I'm here I can't compromise on being me. What I mean is do I take the easy option and visit stores owned by demons or do I go 'out' out... I mean most of the time it isn't that bad... I live in LA so most people think I'm a guy in make up and truth be told, most of the time I love the attention that being green gets me, but not everyone is nice and sometimes... sometimes its not so easy... No the next line isn't coming despite what you're all expecting.
Thing is though from time to time I just prefer to visit Nela's. Nela is a Rhehan and the six arms make them a great tailor. I say them cause Rhehan's are gestalt entities... made up of many personalities some male some female. Its a rather unique experience dealing with them cause you never know when they're just going to switch the dominant (the personality in charge) and its like talking to someone totally different. Still each and every personality can create works of art with their thirty fingers, not to mention the fact that they are great lovers... Well come on it doesn't take much of an imagination to work that out...
Well after a trip to Nela's I head over to Melrose Avenue cause there the whole green thing just seems like a look I'm going for... Hey have you seen the folks coming out of Red Balls, sugar they make me look like a mild mannered conservative running for office. From there I decide to head over to Beverly Blvd and after several hours I'm laden down to the point of falling over. I called into see Agnes on my way home who, who by the way is getting MARRIED! Yikes I mean here's me a psychic and I never saw that one coming... She seems real happy though so who am I to tell her he's a lying cheating scumbag... Don't worry, I'll make sure she finds out before the wedding, I just need to find a slightly more subtle way of letting the cat out of the bag than... "Married? To that cheating motherf**k*r? Are you insane????" So...
So I'm sat here with my seabreeze and three new suits, six shirts, eight belts, socks, two pairs of shoes, five ties, a robe, eyeliner and lipgloss... Hello, my name is Lorne and I'm a shopaholic...