Kelso had decided to skip the rest of the day. His friends were acting strange, especially Jackie. Instead of calling him Michael and yelling at him, she was calling him Kelso and slapping him. In English class today she came in thirty minutes late. When Jill came up to talk to her about cheer practice, she said screw cheer. The class looked at her in disbelief. On top of all of that, she was extremely dirty looking. Her hair wasn't brushed and she was wearing a Rolling Stones t-shirt. Jackie hated the Rolling Stones. She was kicked out of class for her rude behavior and for being tardy to class.

Kelso went up to his room and was very surprised to see Hyde there waiting for him. He came into his room slowly hoping to reach for his bat. He figured out why Hyde was there. Jackie told him everything about what had happened in Donna's room. He wasn't going to let Hyde attack him first. Just as he was reaching for his bat, Hyde turned around and looked at him. Man they are both rubbing off of each other, Kelso thought while staring at Hyde's clean appearance.

"Hey Hyde, what are you doing hear?" Kelso asked in an uncomfortable voice.

"Kelso I came here to talk to you about Jackie." Jackie said to Kelso.

"Okay Hyde I didn't mean to kiss Jackie this morning. She forced herself on me." Kelso said in a hurried voice.

"You kissed Hyde!" Jackie said in disbelief while her eyes got bigger.

"No, I kissed Jackie." Kelso said again.

"I can't believe you kissed Hyde. This is better than I thought. This we'll so teach him a lesson. Oh man he is so going to pay!" Jackie exclaimed with a huge smile on her face.

"Um Hyde what's going on with you?" Kelso asked.

"Never mind that Michael. Michael I need your help with Jackie." Jackie said to Michael.

"What do you need from me?" He asked in a scared voice.

"Michael I'm worried that Jackie still has a ton of left over feelings for you. She says that she doesn't but I want to make sure that she is telling me the truth. I want to test Jackie and I want you to carry out my plans." Jackie said in an excited voice.

"How do I do that?" Kelso asked.

"First, are you going to go along with this?" Jackie asked in a hopeful voice.

"If she has left over feelings for me than can I have her back?" Kelso asked.

"If I say yes, will you go along with me?" Jackie asked back.

"Yes, I will." Kelso said.

"Then yes, you can have her back." Jackie said.

"Okay then, you got yourself a deal." Kelso said.

"I don't think that we actually made a deal. Never mind, okay this is what we are going to do…"

"Mr. Foreman, I am a bit concerned with you and your friends' behavior. Now I know that I should be overjoyed that Mr. Hyde came to school, but he never comes much less show up before the teacher. I am telling you this because I think I'm going to call your parents and have them pick you up. I know that your father will straighten everything out." Principle O' Brian explained.

"No wait, I can explain. You see we have all been spending so much time together that we have actually rubbed off one another. I'm sure that Hyde was just trying to be more like Jackie because he wanted to fit in." Donna explained.

"Mr. Hyde wanting to fit in? The same guy who told me to f off when I told him to get more involved with the school?" Mr. O' Brian questioned Donna.

"Well he's got a girlfriend now and you know men can be such pig hearted jerks." Donna said in a rational voice.

"Mr. Foreman do you realize that you called yourself a pig hearted jerk." Mr. O' Brian said even more convinced that something was wrong.

"That's what I mean. I am such a pig hearted jerk, that I don't understand how my very beautiful and insightful girlfriend, Donna, can stand to be with me. I should really kiss the ground she walks on." Donna said with a smile on her face.

"Mr. Forman this better be the last time that I have to talk to you or your friends. Now go back to class." Mr. O' Brian demanded.

Donna came out of the principle's office and into a much bigger mess than she had hoped for.

"Eric what the hell is going on?" Donna whispered to Eric.

"Hyde and Jackie got into a huge fight and I tried to stop them but it was too late; Jackie slapped Hyde and the Vice Principle had seen the whole thing. Mrs. Henley started to yell at Jackie, because she thought that it was really Hyde, and Jackie took off running. Oh and Hyde decided to pay Jackie back by telling Mrs. Henley that Jackie did it on purpose." Eric managed to blurt out.

"Great another mess I have to clean up. Gosh Eric you couldn't handle this." Donna said in frustration."

She walked up to Mrs. Henley with a speech in the back of her mind. She didn't know how she was going to Jackie out of this one.

"Mrs. Henley, Hyde didn't hit Jackie in the face." Donna said.

"Yes he did. I saw the whole thing." Mrs. Henley pronounced.

"No, Hyde was trying to show Jackie something and his hand slipped." Donna explained to Mrs. Henley.

Mrs. Henley took this into consideration but then realized that Mr. Forman had been talking to the principle this whole entire time. How could he possibly know that Steven Hyde was just showing his girlfriend something?

"Mr. Forman trying to cover up for your friend is not going to get him out of trouble." Mrs. Henley explained.

"Well Donna knows that that is what happened. Right Eric." Donna said turning towards Eric.

"Don't you mean Donna?" Mrs. Henley asked.

"I said Donna." Donna replied.

"No the second time you said Donna." Mrs. Henley responded.

"Well it was the slip of the tongue. You know me, I'm always thinking about how great Donna is. I probably just slipped while thinking about her." Donna said with a smile.

"Yeah whatever, um yeah Mrs. Henley it was all an accident." Eric said.

"Okay then if he didn't mean then what was he doing that made him slip up?" Mrs. Henley asked them.

Donna and Eric didn't know how to respond and Hyde wasn't going to help them either. They could tell by the look on his face. Mrs. Henley stood with her hands folded and waiting patiently for an answer for them. Hyde turned around and looked at them with an expressionless face. Just as Donna was going to answer Hyde spoke first.

"Hyde didn't mean to do it. He was just going to slap Donna a high five when I accidentally got in the way. I said that he did it on purpose because I was mad. I have had time to cool down and I understand now." Hyde explained to Mrs. Henley.

"Are you sure that is what it was just an accident?" Mrs. Henley asked.

"Yes I am sure." Hyde said to Mrs. Henley.

"I want all three of you to get to class now. Third period is about to start and Ms. Burkehart you don't want to miss cheer, I am sure of that." Mrs. Henley said.

"Cheer oh hell no!" Hyde said out loud.

"What do you mean, hell no? Ms. Burkehart you love cheer." Mrs. Henley asked.

"Uh… um… because I have my period." Hyde blurted out realizing how weird it was to say that.

"So, put a tampon on. Now get going and you better be in cheer." Mrs. Henley said and then went into the principles office.

"I can't go to cheer practice." Hyde said.

"Yes you can and you will. Here put this on." Donna said to him.

"What's this?" Hyde asked her.

"It's a pad, now both of you go put one of these on and get to practice Hyde." Donna said.

Hyde and Eric went into the girl's bathroom and unwrapped the pad. They looked at it with curiosity.

"Hey Forman, How do you put one of these on?" Hyde asked.

"Oh, it's simple Hyde. You just put it on with the sticky side up." Eric said.

"Are you sure that the sticky side shouldn't be down on the underwear?" Hyde asked.

"Well that's just dumb Hyde. The sticky side needs to stick to you so it doesn't move." Eric explained to Hyde.

"Sounds reasonable." Hyde said.

The boys sat in the stall putting on their first pads sticky side up. They thought that besides the cramps being a girl was quite easy.