Mistaken for sane:  hello peeps; I am here to introduce the next chapter in Electrical interference. It is called never ask insane psychos for anything. There is some random Marik\Malik fluff and some just randomness. Here is my Yami the sane one to talk about stuff ^_^

The sane one: * stops glaring at a pole*ok yeah well the warnings are Hillary duff bashing cause me hate her, Anzu and Honda bashing, cause we hate them also and some swearing and some guys kissing and………….

Mistaken for sane: that's enough yami. Oh yeah we don't own anything.

The sane one: here are so important notes.

Marik= yami

Malik= hikari

Ryou= hikari

Bakura= yami

And now, let the madness commence,(ohh, big word*squeals insanely*)

(Bakura's pov)

I grumbled as I kicked a rock and it hit some old guy. I snickered and kept walking toward Malik and his Yami's apartment. I had no idea why I was going there, I guess it is because Ryou is with Eddie on a date and I am really really pissed. I can't believe that imbecile would ask MY hikari on a date and MY Hikari would accept. Not that I am jealous or anything, no way. I don't like my hikari at all, nope not in any way. I Am broken form my train of thought as I crash into the door of the apartment building

"RA DAMMIT " I shout and now everyone is staring at me

"What the hell are you staring at " I shout at them.

Everyone get all scared and walks away. I smirk as I walk inside the building and toward the elevator. Damm elevator, damm Marik and his damm apartment on the damm top floor. Wow I am saying damm a lot. I step into the elevator and press the button and the elevator starts to go up. A few floors later it stop and this real fat ugly old lady steps on. She is really fat and stupid and stuff and she looks at me and says

"Hello young man, how are you"

I glare a there and say "Shut the hell up cow"

And she gasps and stares at me so I flip her off. She gets all huffy and says

"You are very rude" and she steps off the elevator.

As she is walking away I yell, " Like I give a shit" and the door closes. I snicker at her stupidity and step off the elevator at the next floor and walk up to the apartment. I can her Mairk and Malik inside, probably making out, or screwing, or doing whatever they do.

I knock and Mairk yells, "who the hell is it?"

"Bakura" I shout back

"Well go away" Marik shouts back

"No No Bakura, come one in" I here Malik say

"Fine I am" I say and walk inside. Just as I suspected Mairk and Malik were shirtless on the couch, making out. After I walk in the go back to making out and I am really pissed at them.

"Hello, I need help here" I tell them. They stop making out and say

"So" at the same time and go back to making out. Now I am really mad.

"If you help me I will buy you all the mile high chocolate pie you want (1)"I say

They stop and look up at me "in that case we will help you" Malik says, pulling his shirt on. Mailk grumbles something I can't understand and also pulls his shirt back on.

"So, what the hell do you want" Marik says, glaring at me. Mailk elbows his yami and hisses" yami be nice" then looking up at me he says, "what do you need?"

Did I mention Marik and Malik are completely insane? Well they are. Anyway I tell them my problem

"Well, Ryou is going out with this guy Eddie, who I hate and I am really pissed because know one should even LOOK at Ryou expect me, but its is not like I LOVE Ryou or anything it just that I hate Eddie."

Marik and Malik look at each other and smile like they know something I don't.

"What are you smiling about" I spit at them

Malik says, " You are at step one"

"What the hell is step one?" I ask them

"Well, Step one is denial" Malik tells me

"Denial for what? "I ask

"Denial that you love Ryou baka" Mailk says

I stare at them like they are crazy, which they are and I yell

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABUT, I JUST TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T LOVE RYOU, DON'T YOU LISTEN" then I stop and catch my breath for shouting too much.

Malik just sighs and says, " Just like I told you, denial"

The I open my mouth to say something when Mairk cuts me off "if you are too much of an idiotic baka to listen to yourself and admit you love Ryou then get the hell out of our house so we can screw!" then he pushes me out of the door and slams it in my face.

"It's an apartment" I shout, I stomp away. As I walk out of the apartment I slow down and start to think about what the two blondes said. Maybe I do love Ryou. No .I shake my head to get the bad thoughts away. I don't love Ryou and I don't love anyone. I am Bakura. Then I sigh, who am I kidding? Of course I love Ryou, Well at least I think I do. Well even if I don't I still can't let him be with Eddie. Ryou only belongs with one person. And that's me. With a new g eat plan brewing in my head I run off to Ryou's house to get ready.

Well, what do you think? Please review. The next chapter will be about Eddie and Ryou's date and you will find out about Bakura's plan. It will be funny and cute. If you want me to write it please review.