Hyde walked slowly to the entrance of the girls locker room. He was going to skip Jackie's practice altogether but Donna made sure that he went into the girls locker room and made sure he came out in Jackie's uniform.
"Wow Hyde you look very feminite in that skirt." Eric teased him.
"Shut-up." Hyde said to him.
Donna had to practically throw Hyde threw the doors of the gym where all the cheerleaders had gathered. As soon as Hyde was through the door, he noticed that there were 13 other faces staring at him in pity.
"So it is true." Kristine said.
"I didn't think that it was I tried to defend you but after this man. I just can't believe it." Valerie chimed in.
"Can't believe what?" Hyde said getting madder by the second at the two cheerleaders.
"You're a messy Jackie." Samantha blurted out.
"Yeah your hair is all over the place and you smell bad." Melody said.
"Yeah whatever let's just get this over with okay." Hyde said.
"Get what over with?" Suzanna asked in a dumb voice.
"Cheer practice. I have better things to do then hang around with you loosers." Hyde said to them.
"Like what?" Valerie asked.
"Like hanging out with Foreman and Kelso that's what." Hyde said to them.
"You mean the skinny little girl that Donna's dating and you dumb as doornail ex boyfriend." Cheryl said to her.
"Yeah them two you twit." Hyde said to Cheryl.
"Excuse me. Don't start acting like you are better than us because you're captain. Since when do you like them. I think that you are spending way too much time with them. You told us that you had a dance made up for the pep rally tonight. Let's see it." Cheryl said angrily to Hyde.
Hyde was mad but then soon forgot about it when he heard the word dance.
"Dance?" Hyde said them.
"Yeah the one that you've been boasting about for weeks." Claire said to Hyde.
"Oh yeah that one." Um let me get the music from my backpack. I'll be right back." Hyde said to them.
Hyde ran into the girls locker room and got Jackie's stuff. He gathered all his clothes together and took of down the hall. He made sure that none of the cheerleaders saw him. He ran down the hall when he saw Eric sneaking out of Donna's forensic class.
"Foreman." Hyde whispered at Eric.
Eric turned around relieved to see his friend.
"So what happened to cheer practice?" Eric asked him.
"They wanted me to show them Jackie'dance so I left. What happened to Forensic class?"
"Oh I just skipped." Eric said to him.
"Let's get out of here like we were suppose to do along time ago." Hyde said to Eric.
"Yeah I'm sick of being ordered around by Donna and Jackie." Eric said to Hyde.
"No you're not. If those two were here right now you would let them order you around." Hyde said to Eric.
"I let them order me around." Eric said.
" Who went to Donna's Forensic class when he was order to?" Hyde questioned Eric.
"Yeah... well who went to cheer practice when he was told to?" Eric asked Hyde with a smile on his face.
"That was different." Hyde said to him.
"How?" Eric asked confused by Hyde's answer.
"Donna had to force me through the doors. You just said okay and went right in." Hyde said.
"Well I skipped. You actually went into the class." Eric said to Hyde.
"Because I was forced. Donna didn't force you because she knew that you would listen to everything that she says." Hyde said to him.
"No I don't. I skipped her class. That proves that I don't listen to everything that she says." Eric said happily that he finally beaten Hyde at something.
"So you wont' mind if I tell her then." Hyde said back to him.
"What? Why?" Eric asked his friend.
"Well if Donna doesn't order you around then it won't matter if I tell her." Hyde said.
"Man you suck! I almost had you." Eric said in a whimper of defeat.
"Yeah right." Hyde said.
"I did." Eric said.
"You did not." Hyde said back.
"Did." Eric said.
"Man Jackie's right you are like a little girl." Hyde proclaimed.
"I am not like a girl." Eric said.
"Well you're acting like one." Hyde said.
"Maybe because I am one." Eric said.
"Doesn't mean you have to act like one." Hyde said to him.
"You know what let's get out of here before we are caught." Eric said.
Hyde and Eric began to go walk down the hall when Kristine, Cheryl, and Suzzanne saw them.
"Um Jackie where do you think you're going?" Cheryl asked them.
"Yeah, we've been waiting for like twenty minutes." Kristine said.
"I'm surprised you can tell time for that long." Eric said.
Hyde and Eric started to laughing at the three girls who stood their hurt and angry that there friend and captain would say that to them.
"Oh and we'll sse you later bye." Hyde said then took off running with Eric.
"I think we should call a meeting to get Jackie kicked off the cheer squad." Kristine.
"I second that. She can't just treat us like that. Can she?" Suzanne asked.
"No Suzanna she can't treat us like that is right." Cheryl explained to clueless friend.
They skipped back into the gym and began talking to the other girls. Hyde and Eric made it out to the parking lot and noticed that the Vista Cruiser and Kelso's van were gone.
"We're going to have to walk back to my house." Eric said.
"That's over three miles." Hyde said.
"Yeah I know but what else are we suppose to do?" Eric asked Hyde.
"Does Donna have any money in her backpack?" Hyde asked Eric.
"I don't know why?" Eric asked Hyde.
"Well if she has money then we could use it for the bus in town." Hyde said to him.
"No I'm not going to use Donna's money for a bus ride." Eric said to her.
"Why; are you afraid that she will yell at you?" Hyde said to him.
" No. I just don't want to?" Eric said to him.
"Why not?" Hyde said to him.
"I just don't want to." Eric said to him.
"Chicken." Hyde said.
"What about Jackie why can't we use Jackie's money?" Eric questioned him hoping that he was going to win this battle.
"Oh I cleaned out her money yesterday before the switch. See." Hyde said.
Eric looked at the chunkful of change that Hyde was showing him victoriously. Eric wasn't surprised that Hyde had swiped change from Jackie's backpack. Although he had a lot of change, it was only enough for one person to ride the bus.
"I'm not looking in my girlfriends backpack for money." Eric said.
"Keep you voice down you have people looking at us." Hyde said to him.\
Eric looked up to see two girls, Alex and Cassandra, from Donna's english class walk over towards him and Hyde.
"Hey Donna. Did we hear you right" Alex asked Eric.
"I don't know what do you think you heard?" Eric asked Alex.
"I thought I heard you say that you had a girlfriend." Cassandra said to him.
"Oh no I didn't say that." Eric said quickly.
"What did you say then?" Alex asked.
"I said I had a boyfriend that's what I said." Eric said then quickly laughed.
"Hey Jackie didn't you hear her say that she had a girlfriend?" Alex asked Hyde.
"As a matter of fact I did hear him say that." Hyde said with a smirk on his face.
" Jackie!" Eric said.
"What did you expect? I'm Jackie." Hyde said to his angry friend.
"She's joking. It's that time of the month." Eric whispered.
"Um okay Donna." Cassandra said.
"So where are you two going." Alex asked.
"Uh nowhere." Eric said.
"Ditching." Hyde said.
"Jackie." Eric said again.
"I told you I'm Jackie." Hyde said.
"Doesn't mean you have to act like her." Eric said.
"Well then who else is she suppose to act like." Alex asked already confused by the situation.
"Yeah who else am I suppose to act like Donna?" Hyde refrained the question.
"You're right what was I thinking." Eric said trying to get out of the mess that he was already in.
"Well we got to be going now." Hyde said trying to make it so that they could leave.
"We can give you a ride." Alex said.
"I don't think that..."
"Sure right Donna?" Hyde interrupted Eric.
"Um yeah sure whatever." Eric said then gave Hyde a dirty look.
When they arrived back at Eric's house, no one was around. Hyde and Eric went upstairs to Donna's room to see that it was also empty. Eric went downstairs to find Jackie and Donna while Hyde decided to change and apologize to Jackie for before. Hyde went upstairs to Donna's room and went into her closet to find something that Jackie would wear. He decided to take a shower while he was at it. He grabbed a towel and proceed into Donna's bathroom. He hung the towel on the towel rack and proceeded to undress and then went into the shower stall where he got the surprise of his lifetime. In the shower was Kelso waiting for him; naked!
"Wow Hyde you look very feminite in that skirt." Eric teased him.
"Shut-up." Hyde said to him.
Donna had to practically throw Hyde threw the doors of the gym where all the cheerleaders had gathered. As soon as Hyde was through the door, he noticed that there were 13 other faces staring at him in pity.
"So it is true." Kristine said.
"I didn't think that it was I tried to defend you but after this man. I just can't believe it." Valerie chimed in.
"Can't believe what?" Hyde said getting madder by the second at the two cheerleaders.
"You're a messy Jackie." Samantha blurted out.
"Yeah your hair is all over the place and you smell bad." Melody said.
"Yeah whatever let's just get this over with okay." Hyde said.
"Get what over with?" Suzanna asked in a dumb voice.
"Cheer practice. I have better things to do then hang around with you loosers." Hyde said to them.
"Like what?" Valerie asked.
"Like hanging out with Foreman and Kelso that's what." Hyde said to them.
"You mean the skinny little girl that Donna's dating and you dumb as doornail ex boyfriend." Cheryl said to her.
"Yeah them two you twit." Hyde said to Cheryl.
"Excuse me. Don't start acting like you are better than us because you're captain. Since when do you like them. I think that you are spending way too much time with them. You told us that you had a dance made up for the pep rally tonight. Let's see it." Cheryl said angrily to Hyde.
Hyde was mad but then soon forgot about it when he heard the word dance.
"Dance?" Hyde said them.
"Yeah the one that you've been boasting about for weeks." Claire said to Hyde.
"Oh yeah that one." Um let me get the music from my backpack. I'll be right back." Hyde said to them.
Hyde ran into the girls locker room and got Jackie's stuff. He gathered all his clothes together and took of down the hall. He made sure that none of the cheerleaders saw him. He ran down the hall when he saw Eric sneaking out of Donna's forensic class.
"Foreman." Hyde whispered at Eric.
Eric turned around relieved to see his friend.
"So what happened to cheer practice?" Eric asked him.
"They wanted me to show them Jackie'dance so I left. What happened to Forensic class?"
"Oh I just skipped." Eric said to him.
"Let's get out of here like we were suppose to do along time ago." Hyde said to Eric.
"Yeah I'm sick of being ordered around by Donna and Jackie." Eric said to Hyde.
"No you're not. If those two were here right now you would let them order you around." Hyde said to Eric.
"I let them order me around." Eric said.
" Who went to Donna's Forensic class when he was order to?" Hyde questioned Eric.
"Yeah... well who went to cheer practice when he was told to?" Eric asked Hyde with a smile on his face.
"That was different." Hyde said to him.
"How?" Eric asked confused by Hyde's answer.
"Donna had to force me through the doors. You just said okay and went right in." Hyde said.
"Well I skipped. You actually went into the class." Eric said to Hyde.
"Because I was forced. Donna didn't force you because she knew that you would listen to everything that she says." Hyde said to him.
"No I don't. I skipped her class. That proves that I don't listen to everything that she says." Eric said happily that he finally beaten Hyde at something.
"So you wont' mind if I tell her then." Hyde said back to him.
"What? Why?" Eric asked his friend.
"Well if Donna doesn't order you around then it won't matter if I tell her." Hyde said.
"Man you suck! I almost had you." Eric said in a whimper of defeat.
"Yeah right." Hyde said.
"I did." Eric said.
"You did not." Hyde said back.
"Did." Eric said.
"Man Jackie's right you are like a little girl." Hyde proclaimed.
"I am not like a girl." Eric said.
"Well you're acting like one." Hyde said.
"Maybe because I am one." Eric said.
"Doesn't mean you have to act like one." Hyde said to him.
"You know what let's get out of here before we are caught." Eric said.
Hyde and Eric began to go walk down the hall when Kristine, Cheryl, and Suzzanne saw them.
"Um Jackie where do you think you're going?" Cheryl asked them.
"Yeah, we've been waiting for like twenty minutes." Kristine said.
"I'm surprised you can tell time for that long." Eric said.
Hyde and Eric started to laughing at the three girls who stood their hurt and angry that there friend and captain would say that to them.
"Oh and we'll sse you later bye." Hyde said then took off running with Eric.
"I think we should call a meeting to get Jackie kicked off the cheer squad." Kristine.
"I second that. She can't just treat us like that. Can she?" Suzanne asked.
"No Suzanna she can't treat us like that is right." Cheryl explained to clueless friend.
They skipped back into the gym and began talking to the other girls. Hyde and Eric made it out to the parking lot and noticed that the Vista Cruiser and Kelso's van were gone.
"We're going to have to walk back to my house." Eric said.
"That's over three miles." Hyde said.
"Yeah I know but what else are we suppose to do?" Eric asked Hyde.
"Does Donna have any money in her backpack?" Hyde asked Eric.
"I don't know why?" Eric asked Hyde.
"Well if she has money then we could use it for the bus in town." Hyde said to him.
"No I'm not going to use Donna's money for a bus ride." Eric said to her.
"Why; are you afraid that she will yell at you?" Hyde said to him.
" No. I just don't want to?" Eric said to him.
"Why not?" Hyde said to him.
"I just don't want to." Eric said to him.
"Chicken." Hyde said.
"What about Jackie why can't we use Jackie's money?" Eric questioned him hoping that he was going to win this battle.
"Oh I cleaned out her money yesterday before the switch. See." Hyde said.
Eric looked at the chunkful of change that Hyde was showing him victoriously. Eric wasn't surprised that Hyde had swiped change from Jackie's backpack. Although he had a lot of change, it was only enough for one person to ride the bus.
"I'm not looking in my girlfriends backpack for money." Eric said.
"Keep you voice down you have people looking at us." Hyde said to him.\
Eric looked up to see two girls, Alex and Cassandra, from Donna's english class walk over towards him and Hyde.
"Hey Donna. Did we hear you right" Alex asked Eric.
"I don't know what do you think you heard?" Eric asked Alex.
"I thought I heard you say that you had a girlfriend." Cassandra said to him.
"Oh no I didn't say that." Eric said quickly.
"What did you say then?" Alex asked.
"I said I had a boyfriend that's what I said." Eric said then quickly laughed.
"Hey Jackie didn't you hear her say that she had a girlfriend?" Alex asked Hyde.
"As a matter of fact I did hear him say that." Hyde said with a smirk on his face.
" Jackie!" Eric said.
"What did you expect? I'm Jackie." Hyde said to his angry friend.
"She's joking. It's that time of the month." Eric whispered.
"Um okay Donna." Cassandra said.
"So where are you two going." Alex asked.
"Uh nowhere." Eric said.
"Ditching." Hyde said.
"Jackie." Eric said again.
"I told you I'm Jackie." Hyde said.
"Doesn't mean you have to act like her." Eric said.
"Well then who else is she suppose to act like." Alex asked already confused by the situation.
"Yeah who else am I suppose to act like Donna?" Hyde refrained the question.
"You're right what was I thinking." Eric said trying to get out of the mess that he was already in.
"Well we got to be going now." Hyde said trying to make it so that they could leave.
"We can give you a ride." Alex said.
"I don't think that..."
"Sure right Donna?" Hyde interrupted Eric.
"Um yeah sure whatever." Eric said then gave Hyde a dirty look.
When they arrived back at Eric's house, no one was around. Hyde and Eric went upstairs to Donna's room to see that it was also empty. Eric went downstairs to find Jackie and Donna while Hyde decided to change and apologize to Jackie for before. Hyde went upstairs to Donna's room and went into her closet to find something that Jackie would wear. He decided to take a shower while he was at it. He grabbed a towel and proceed into Donna's bathroom. He hung the towel on the towel rack and proceeded to undress and then went into the shower stall where he got the surprise of his lifetime. In the shower was Kelso waiting for him; naked!