Mistaken for sane: This is just going to be a funny chapter I HAD to write. So here is my Yami the sane one with other umm stuff

The sane one: well, we don't own anything, this chapter is from yami Bakura's pov and there will be Eddie (oc) bashing. ^_^  ^ ^;;

Mistaken for sane: *_* is case you were wondering my yami just figured out how to make the faces  ^. ^

The sane one:*glaring*while let the chapter begin

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I walked along the road shivering against the cold night air. I was glad Ryou told me what restaurant he was going to

**FLASHBACK****

"Where are you going with Eddie tonight" I asked

"Well, If you have to know we are going to a nice little restaurant called saint chaps" Ryou said "now leave I have to get ready"

****END FLASHBACK****

If Ryou hadn't of told me I would have had to walk around town looking for them and that would be bad. Anyway my plan is simple, I will go the restaurant that the two are eating at, pretend to be a waiter and sabotage their date. My plan is foolproof. Ryou will hate the date so much he will never go out with Eddie again. As I approached the restaurant I saw Eddie and Ryou walk inside HOLDING HANDS. I wanted to kill Eddie on the spot my plan was much better. I snuck around back and some guy said

"Hey, you don't belong here "he was a waiter so I knocked him out and stole his clothes and threw him in a dumpster .I changed and walked inside laughing. I looked around and saw I was in the kitchen. I followed the other waiters and pretend I knew what I was doing. I took a pad and pencil and walked over to Ryou and Eddie's table.

"What would you like?" I asked

"Well how about two plates of pasta for us, and make it quick" Eddie said. Turning toward Ryou." leave, we want to be alone"

That made me mad. I grumbled and walked away from them which probably wasn't the smartest idea but whatever. I gave the guy my order

"Take an order over there" he said pointing to a table. I nodded and walked over, not wanting to blow my cover.

"What would you like" I asked , putting on a fake smile

The Women looked fat and ugly and familiar. Then it came to me, she was the lady in the elevator. Just my luck.

"Well, I would like ummmmmmmmmm, well" She said, studying the menu. "I want………."

This was taking forever and I was getting real bored.

"I want ummm uhh err"

Now I was pissed "Since you are so fat why don't you just order everything"

I said and walked away.

"This is the most rude place I have ever been to. I hope you go out of business" she said in a huff and stomped out.

The manager looked really pissed and he beckoned me over.

"Listen Joe, That was a big mistake"

"Sorry" I said

"Well, take these plates over to the table you were at and try again"

I nodded and walked over. This was Ryou and Eddie's over. Bingo, phase two is progress.

I smirked evilly and picked up some salt and sprinkled it one Eddie's plate. Then I took some special sauces that I had made and pored it all over Eddie's pasta. Putting on a fake smile I walked over and set down the plates.

"Here you go" I said

"Thank you" Ryou said. That's my Hikari, all always the polite one. Anyway I waked away and hid behind a bush to watch the action.

"Oh fez, I don't like sauce" I heard Eddie say.

"Oh that fine Eddie, you can trade with me" Ryou said. Trade, no, then that means Ryou is going to eat the rigged pasta. I stood up to warn him but it was too late. He had all ready eaten it. He stared coughing and sneezing and that Made Eddie scoot closer and hug Ryou.

"Are you ok sweet stuff" I heard Eddie say

Ryou blushed and said, "I am fine but maybe we should leave"

Eddie nodded and set down some money and they walked out. Ryou was till coughing. I followed them out side and what Happened next made my so super mad. Eddie leaned in and he KISSED Ryou right on the lips. Now i am so pissed I want to kill Eddie. But then I see Ryou kissing Eddie back and I turn away and start running. I feel wetness on my checks and realize I am crying. I wipe the tears away. I am the brave strong evil tomb robber and I will not cry. I run into the park and sit down on the bench.

I hear a voice and look up

"Hey tomb robber no baka, long time no see"

And who I see surprised me a lot.

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Sorry this was so short. If you want to see who is talking to Bakura you better review. Oh and I believe tomb robber no baka means idiot tomb robber. I think this chapter is weird but my Yami wrote it so blame her. Anyway flames are stupid but accepted. Once again please review ^_^