Donna looked all over for Jackie. She knew that Jackie would be upset about the fight she had with Hyde but now was not the time to cry and be mad over it. If Red, Kitty, or Bob saw her she would be dead. They already thought they were acting weirder than ever. Well I guess it wouldn't matter if they caught her. After all, she is suppose to be Hyde. She thought to herself. She started out in the basement but of course she wasn't there. She looked all over the place until she saw a sight she thought she would never see. There she was climbing up to Donna's room.

"Jackie what the hell are you doing?" Donna whispered to her friend.

"Donna shut your big mouth. What are trying to ruin this for me?" Jackie said.

"Ruin what?" She asked confused.

"My fun." Jackie said.

Donna didn't really want to but she did. She climbed up the window and joined her friend who was looking into a blank room. She gave her a strange look.

"Jackie there's no one in there so why don't you come down and we'll find Eric and Hyde." Donna said to her.

"But there is someone in there I'm just waiting for the perfect moment." Jackie said to her friend.

"For what?" Donna asked.

"For revenge." Jackie said to her.

"Jackie what are you going to do?" Donna said beginning to feel worried.

"You'll see. Now hurry up and help me lift this window. " Jackie said to Donna.

Red Foreman sat at his normal position at the kitchen table. Today was weird. He knew that the kids were were acting weirder than normal but what he saw earlier this morning was just too weird for him. Jackie was dressed like Hyde. Jackie would never do that. Not in a million years! The other day she was annoying Mrs. Foreman about the proper way to wear cosmetics. She was always telling Donna she looked like a lumberjack in those clothes and now she looked like she just woke-up and threw any old thing on.

"Oh Red I think that there is something terribly wrong with the childeren." Kitty started to say.

" I know. They're weird." Red said back to her.

"No Red look!" Kitty said to him.

Red came by the screen door and saw Donna and Jackie by Donna's bedroom window.

"What the hell are those two idiots doing?" Red said.

"I don't know go yell at them Red." Kitty said to him.

"I'm going to do better than that, I'm going to spy on them and find out what's up." Red said.

"Red I don't think spying on them is going t help." Kitty said.

"It'll help me." Red explained to Kitty.

"How?" Kitty questioned Red.

"If I hear them doing something wrong I can kick their ass." Red explained.

"Red they don't need their asses kicked they need love, support, and guidance." Kitty said to Red.

"No kicking their ass is what those two perverted boys need." Red said.

"Red." Kitty said.

"Kitty help me up that tree by Donna's window." Red said back to her.

"I'm not going to help you spy on those two boys." Kitty said.

"Kitty they're doing something wrong and I want to catch them cause that is the only joy that I get out of being a father." Red started to yell.

"No Red do it yourself." Kitty said; then walked out of the kitchen mad at Red.

Red went out on to the driveway and made sure that the two boys (Donna and Jackie as the two boys. Right now this is from Red's point of view.) He snuck under the tree and started climbing until he was halfway up. He listened in on what their were saying.

" Jackie what are you going to do to Hyde?" Donna asked her.

"Teach him a lesson." Jackie answered her.

"What lesson?" Donna asked now even more worried than before.

"You'll see Donna now help me with this window." Jackie said.

The two girls were able to pry the window opened and went inside.

Red climbed down the tree and ran inside.

"Kitty you'll never believe what I just heard." Red said to him.

"What Red is it bad?" Kitty asked him.

"Yes it is." Red said.

"What is it Red?" Kitty asked again.

"I just heard Steven and Eric calling each other Jackie and Donna." Red said.

"They were calling each other Jackie and Donna?" Kitty said.

"Yes, do you know what that means Kitty; do you?" Red asked Kitty.

"There spending too much time together." Kitty took a guess.

"No, well... no, it means they're gay Kitty. Your son is gay and it's all your fault." Red said to her.

"My fault?! You're the one who was always way too hard on him." Kitty said.

"Well if you never babied him he wouldn't have grown-up to be too girly. Did you know that he peed in his pants. What boy pees in his pants." Red said.

"A boy that couldn't hold it in because of there was no bathroom nearby." Kitty said to him.

"Oh that's a load of crap." Red said to her.

"Well how do you know that Steven and Eric are gay. Did you see what they were doing in Donna's room?" Kitty asked.

"No." Red answered her.

"Did you see them kissing?" Kitty asked.

"No." Red said again.

"So if you didn't see them kissing and you didn't see anything strange going on in Donna's room then how do you know that they are gay." Kitty asked him again.

"Well I actually didn't look in the room." Red said.

"I thought you said you were going to spy on them." Kitty said.

"Yeah well I did until they got into the room. I was afraid they were going to undress and put on some of Donna and Jackie's clothes." Red said to her.

"Now why would they do that?" Kitty asked.

"Because they're gay." Red whispered to her hoping that know one heard what he had just said.

"I bet there is a perfectly good explanation for this." Kitty said to him.

"Yeah I just gave it to you Kitty." Red said to her.

"Come on Red let's go." Kitty said to him.

"Go where?" He asked her.

"To Bob's." She said to him.

"Why?" He asked confused.

"To find out what the hell is going on with our boys." Kitty said.

"I'm not going over there and Steven is not our kid." Red said to her.

"Yes you are and he is to ours now that his mother abandoned him." Kitty said to him."

Jackie and Donna entered Donna's room and Jackie ran over to lock Donna's door. Jackie then pulled Donna over to Donna's bathroom door and began to open the door slowly. Donna could hear water running and could hear voices.

"Jackie who is in there?" Donna asked.

"Steven and Michael." Jackie proclaimed.

"Oh okay. What's the big deal about that?" Donna said.

"You'll seen soon enough." Jackie said to her.

"Do you know how long they've been in there?" Donna asked.

"About an half an hour." Jackie said to her.

"Jackie what are they doing in there." Donna asked her friend.

"Showering." Jackie said.

"With clothes on?" Donna said confused.

"No of course not. Gosh Donna you can be dumb sometimes. Who showers with clothes on." Jackie said to him.

"Wait a minute, they're in there together, naked, taking a shower." Donna said mortified.

"Donna didn't I just say that. Get with the program." Jackie said to her.

"Jackie you set this up." Donna said.

Jackie shook her head with a big smile on her face.

"Jackie move over. I'm going to put a stop to this." Donna said to her.

"NO! You're not going to ruin this for me you moose." Jackie said.

They started to struggle when all of the sudden Red, Bob, Eric, and Kitty came busting through the door.

"Great now my door is destroyed." Donna said.

"See what I mean Kitty." Red said.

"What are you kids doing up here?" Kitty said.

"Oh never mind that move away from Donna's bathroom." Red said.

Red pushed through Jackie and Donna and went into the bathroom. He opened up the door and heard the shower running and the curtain closed. He opened up the shower curtain and saw the unbelieveable.

"What the hell." He screamed.

"I'm calling the pastor." Kitty said at the sight.

"Kelso I'm going to kill you." Bob started to yell.

"No wonder why you two are gay." Red said to Jackie and Donna.

In the shower was Hyde and Kelso; naked.

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I'm going to go back and tell what happened between them in the next chapter.