Hyde stood there mortified at the site of Kelso. He quickly pulled the shower curtain around and was about to scream when Kelso put his hand over his mouth.
"Jackie I have something to..."
Kelso never got the chance because as soon as he tried to explain Hyde punched him in the lip. The trouble was that it actually hurt Hyde. Man I hate being a chick he thought to himself. He also was thinking of a way to get out of here before Kelso regained his composure. Kelso on the other hand thought that Jackie was just playing hard to get. He decided that he would try even harder to make her listen and understand.
"Kelso cover-up now." Hyde said to him with his eyes closed.
"Jackie don't act like any of this is new to you." Kelso said to Hyde.
"I can't wait until this nightmare is over." Hyde said out loud.
At this point Kelso began to move a few more inches closer to Hyde; and Hyde, still trying to keep covered, started to move a few inches back until he was right against the shower wall. Kelso smiled at Hyde and Hyde did something he had never done before he screamed like a girl. He quickly manuevered his way out of the tub and Kelso did the same. He than ran back into the shower with Kelso following behind him. This continued for about twenty minutes with Hyde getting in the shower and Kelso following right behind him. Kelso was finally able to corner him.
"Okay you freak get away from me." Hyde said to him.
"Come on Jackie we've always been close before." Kelso said to Hyde.
"Doesn't mean you get in the show naked with me and we have never been close." Hyde said to Kelso.
"Uh Jackie remember we..."
"Okay that's enough. I don't need anymore details." Kelso said.
"Jackie..."
"Kelso I think that if you don't get out of hear and get away from me, my boyfriend is going to kill you." Hyde said thinking that it was weird to say boyfriend because Hyde was her boyfriend.
"Oh no he won't." Kelso said.
"What do you mean no he won't? He already thinks that you are after Jackie this will only confirm it and when he gets back he's going to kick your ass." Hyde said excited about the thought of how he was going to take care of Kelso as soon as he was back to his old self.
"I mean he could really care less." Kelso said to him.
"Of course he's going to care. Believe me he is going to care." Hyde said to him.
"No he already gave me the told me that I should make as big of a move as I want." Kelso said unaware of the situation.
"No Hyde wouldn't... Jackie. Damn it she set me up for before. Man she can be a bitch sometimes." Hyde said out loud.
"Jackie what's going on with you?" Kelso said.
"Nothing now get out Kelso." Hyde said.
"No Jackie I was told to put the moves on you and that's exactly what I am going to do." Kelso said to him.
Kelso lunged at Hyde, but he was ready for him. He ducked and Kelso hit the wall. Hyde then tried to get out of the shower but Kelso grabbed him and pulled him back in. When Kelso started trying to hug Hyde, Hyde started trying to kick Kelso when that didn't work he resorted to punching Kelso. Kelso saw that this was going to be a bit of a challenge. He turned Hyde around and grabbed both of his arms and pulled them behind his back.
"Okay there we go Jackie." Kelso said.
"Kelso let go of me now." Hyde said.
"No Jackie I was instructed not to." Kelso said.
Hyde was becoming worried at what Kelso was going to do next. He could hear voices at the door. He was able to make out that they were Jackie and Donna's voices. He could tell that there was struggling at the door and then he heard a big bang. Red, Bob, Eric and Kitty were now coming through the door. He heard Red make his way to the bathroom door and then before Kelso was able to escape he came into the bathroom and opened the shower curtains to see Kelso holding Hyde's arms pinned behind his back. He could see Eric and Donna standing there horrified while Jackie just stood their with a slight smile on her face. As soon as this was over he was going to deal with Kelso and somehow get back at Jackie.
"Okay so I called Pastor Dave and I told him what's going on and he said that he would be right over." Kitty said.
"Kelso what the hell are you doing? Let her go right now or you'll wish you were never born." Red demanded of Kelso.
"Okay, but first I have to do something." Kelso said and he turned Hyde to face him and then kissed him again.
This time Donna, Eric, and Jackie started cracking-up. The three adults turned around and couldn't believe that they thought that this was funny. Red grabbed Kelso by the hair and Hyde quickly ran for a towel. He covered up and waited for everyone to leave the room. Red kicked Kelso out of Donna's house and made him walk home in his boxers and then told the three teens to take a seat because this was going to be a long one. Red, Kitty, and Bob went into the hallway to discuss the situation while Hyde finally came out of the bathroom clothed. He took a seat next to Eric and looked over to see Donna and Jackie trying not to laugh.
"Hey guys come on we can get out the window while their not looking." Eric said.
"Where are we going to go?" Jackie asked him.
"I don't know but let's get out of here before we have to listen to Pastor Dave." Donna said agreeing with Eric.
Donna and Jackie snuck out the window while Eric and Hyde kept watch until it was their turn to leave. They each made it out the window and started climbing out the tree when they found out that Red had discovered them.
"Great they're trying to escape come on Bob." Red said to Bob.
"Hurry up we go to get out of here." Eric said.
They got out of the tree and ran to the Vista Cruiser; Red and Bob were close behind them. As they got to the car Eric fumbled with the keys while Red tried to open the driver side's door.
"Hurry up Eric." Donna said to him.
"I'm trying but I can't get the key in the ignition." Eric said to her.
"Hear give it to me." Donna demanded.
Donna grabbed the keys out of Eric's hand and put it into the ignition. She turned the key and started up the car. Eric then stepped on the gas and they were finally out of the driveway and halfway down the road.
"Jackie I have something to..."
Kelso never got the chance because as soon as he tried to explain Hyde punched him in the lip. The trouble was that it actually hurt Hyde. Man I hate being a chick he thought to himself. He also was thinking of a way to get out of here before Kelso regained his composure. Kelso on the other hand thought that Jackie was just playing hard to get. He decided that he would try even harder to make her listen and understand.
"Kelso cover-up now." Hyde said to him with his eyes closed.
"Jackie don't act like any of this is new to you." Kelso said to Hyde.
"I can't wait until this nightmare is over." Hyde said out loud.
At this point Kelso began to move a few more inches closer to Hyde; and Hyde, still trying to keep covered, started to move a few inches back until he was right against the shower wall. Kelso smiled at Hyde and Hyde did something he had never done before he screamed like a girl. He quickly manuevered his way out of the tub and Kelso did the same. He than ran back into the shower with Kelso following behind him. This continued for about twenty minutes with Hyde getting in the shower and Kelso following right behind him. Kelso was finally able to corner him.
"Okay you freak get away from me." Hyde said to him.
"Come on Jackie we've always been close before." Kelso said to Hyde.
"Doesn't mean you get in the show naked with me and we have never been close." Hyde said to Kelso.
"Uh Jackie remember we..."
"Okay that's enough. I don't need anymore details." Kelso said.
"Jackie..."
"Kelso I think that if you don't get out of hear and get away from me, my boyfriend is going to kill you." Hyde said thinking that it was weird to say boyfriend because Hyde was her boyfriend.
"Oh no he won't." Kelso said.
"What do you mean no he won't? He already thinks that you are after Jackie this will only confirm it and when he gets back he's going to kick your ass." Hyde said excited about the thought of how he was going to take care of Kelso as soon as he was back to his old self.
"I mean he could really care less." Kelso said to him.
"Of course he's going to care. Believe me he is going to care." Hyde said to him.
"No he already gave me the told me that I should make as big of a move as I want." Kelso said unaware of the situation.
"No Hyde wouldn't... Jackie. Damn it she set me up for before. Man she can be a bitch sometimes." Hyde said out loud.
"Jackie what's going on with you?" Kelso said.
"Nothing now get out Kelso." Hyde said.
"No Jackie I was told to put the moves on you and that's exactly what I am going to do." Kelso said to him.
Kelso lunged at Hyde, but he was ready for him. He ducked and Kelso hit the wall. Hyde then tried to get out of the shower but Kelso grabbed him and pulled him back in. When Kelso started trying to hug Hyde, Hyde started trying to kick Kelso when that didn't work he resorted to punching Kelso. Kelso saw that this was going to be a bit of a challenge. He turned Hyde around and grabbed both of his arms and pulled them behind his back.
"Okay there we go Jackie." Kelso said.
"Kelso let go of me now." Hyde said.
"No Jackie I was instructed not to." Kelso said.
Hyde was becoming worried at what Kelso was going to do next. He could hear voices at the door. He was able to make out that they were Jackie and Donna's voices. He could tell that there was struggling at the door and then he heard a big bang. Red, Bob, Eric and Kitty were now coming through the door. He heard Red make his way to the bathroom door and then before Kelso was able to escape he came into the bathroom and opened the shower curtains to see Kelso holding Hyde's arms pinned behind his back. He could see Eric and Donna standing there horrified while Jackie just stood their with a slight smile on her face. As soon as this was over he was going to deal with Kelso and somehow get back at Jackie.
"Okay so I called Pastor Dave and I told him what's going on and he said that he would be right over." Kitty said.
"Kelso what the hell are you doing? Let her go right now or you'll wish you were never born." Red demanded of Kelso.
"Okay, but first I have to do something." Kelso said and he turned Hyde to face him and then kissed him again.
This time Donna, Eric, and Jackie started cracking-up. The three adults turned around and couldn't believe that they thought that this was funny. Red grabbed Kelso by the hair and Hyde quickly ran for a towel. He covered up and waited for everyone to leave the room. Red kicked Kelso out of Donna's house and made him walk home in his boxers and then told the three teens to take a seat because this was going to be a long one. Red, Kitty, and Bob went into the hallway to discuss the situation while Hyde finally came out of the bathroom clothed. He took a seat next to Eric and looked over to see Donna and Jackie trying not to laugh.
"Hey guys come on we can get out the window while their not looking." Eric said.
"Where are we going to go?" Jackie asked him.
"I don't know but let's get out of here before we have to listen to Pastor Dave." Donna said agreeing with Eric.
Donna and Jackie snuck out the window while Eric and Hyde kept watch until it was their turn to leave. They each made it out the window and started climbing out the tree when they found out that Red had discovered them.
"Great they're trying to escape come on Bob." Red said to Bob.
"Hurry up we go to get out of here." Eric said.
They got out of the tree and ran to the Vista Cruiser; Red and Bob were close behind them. As they got to the car Eric fumbled with the keys while Red tried to open the driver side's door.
"Hurry up Eric." Donna said to him.
"I'm trying but I can't get the key in the ignition." Eric said to her.
"Hear give it to me." Donna demanded.
Donna grabbed the keys out of Eric's hand and put it into the ignition. She turned the key and started up the car. Eric then stepped on the gas and they were finally out of the driveway and halfway down the road.