"Wait! We can't just can't go down there with nothing to defend ourselves with." Eric said to Hyde.
"You're right! Okay this is what we have to do." Hyde said to Eric.
"Donna, I'm too pretty too die." Jackie cried out to Donna.
"What about me Jackie?" Donna asked Jackie.
"Well...um...get your moose but up and save me from these two crazy old men." Jackie ordered.
"Well if I could I would but I can't even get my hands free. Besides they've got a gun." Donna said.
"Oh Donna!" Jackie began to cry.
Morris and Ted didn't expect anything. They were too busy standing over Donna and Jackie. They both couldn't help but admire they're work. The boys however, were looking at Donna and Jackie and couldn't help but laugh at the two girls. Their laughter was unfortunately overheard by the two old men. The two old men looked up from Jackie and Donna to the truck. The boys ducked just in time.
"Damn I thought old people couldn't hear." Hyde said.
"Yeah I know." Eric replied.
"Hey look this is perfect." Hyde said to Eric.
"That will do." Eric said to him.
Hyde and Eric both smiled and waited for the men to turn back around. When they did Eric and Hyde grabbed frying pans from the trunk. They both started creeping towards the men. They lifted the frying pans and hit the old men on the head. They didn't hit them hard enough however. They turned around and started to run after Hyde and Eric.
"Jackie scoot over to me. I'm going to try and get the chains off of your hands." Donna said.
"Hurry up Donna." Jackie said as Donna tried to work fast while the two men kept chasing Eric and Hyde.
When they were both finally free from the chains they got up and Donna lunged at Morris while Ted stopped chasing Hyde and came over to help his friend.
"Jackie do something." Donna ordered.
Jackie took a rock from the ground and threw it at Ted. She was such a bad aim though; she completely missed him. Ted ran after Jackie who in turn ran away from Ted.
"Hey go happy Jackie, Hyde." Eric ordered.
"No let her suffer a little bit." Hyde said to him.
"Well I'm going to help Donna." Eric said to him in aggervation.
Hyde waved his hand at Eric and then turned around to watch Jackie be chased by the old man. He smiled when he watched her squirm around the lake. This however wasn't payback enough for what Jackie did to him earlier today. Donna and Eric managed to get Morris tied up with one of the chains and then they were soon after able to take care of Ted as well. Jackie was furious with Hyde for leaving her out their with that old man. Hyde just shrugged his shoulders and they all walked back to the car.
"You will so pay for this Steven." Jackie yelled at him furiously.
"Jackie I paid for it already but don't think that you're off the hook yet." Hyde yelled back at her.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Jackie asked suspiciously.
"You'll find out soon enought." He said with a smile.
"Whatever your planning to do, just remember this I'm to smart for you." Jackie said.
Hyde and Eric looked at her and then started cracking up at her.
"Wait this coming from a girl who loves unicorns and used to date the king of all idiots." Eric said while laughing.
"Oh man Jackie you sure are smarter than me." Hyde laughed at her.
"Your so smart that you let two old men capture you. Man now we know that you and Donna aren't really smarter than Hyde and me." Eric said mockingly.
"Shove it." Donna yelled at the both of them.
"Hey Eric." Jackie yelled.
"What Jackie?" Eric said.
Jackie looked at the two boys who were cracking up over her and Donna's expense. Jackie saw that Eric had the keys in his hands and grabbed them.
"Hey Donna run." Jackie said to her.
Jackie and Donna took off running. The guys stopped laughing when they realized that Jackie had stolen their keys. They both took off after them. Jackie and Donna made it too the car and locked all the doors before the guy could get in. Then Donna put the key in the ignition and drove off leaving the guys behind.
"Great Foreman those stupid girls took off without us." Hyde yelled.
"Well it isn't my fault." Eric said.
"You're the one that told Jackie she was stupid." Hyde yelled.
"You agreed." Eric yelled back at his friend.
"Well Jackie expects me to agree with you." Hyde yelled at him.
"What? Why?" Eric yelled again.
"Because I mean." Hyde said to him.
"Well… yeah that's true." Eric said to him.
"Man I say it's payback time." Hyde said to him.
"Yeah you're right they made us this way. Now we have to live through their crummy lives and on top of that we have to have their periods which by the way I haven't yet changed this stupid pad." Eric said.
"Yeah neither have I. Hey I heard you could get some type of disease from not changing these man." Hyde said in a serious manner.
"No you can't that's a tampon. I think you have to change those like every two hours or so." Eric said to him.
"Wait a second, how would you know whether or not you have to change a tampon every two hours or so?" Hyde asked him in confusion.
"Oh Donna told me." Eric said.
"Donna told you? Man you guys do have a boring dating life." Hyde said to him.
"Excuse me! I wouldn't talk. At least I don't have to listen to Jackie's voice 24 seven." Eric said back to him.
"Who says that I listen to her?" Hyde asked him.
"That's what your suppose to do or they won't have sex with you Hyde." Eric said to him.
"Well first of all she doesn't let me have sex with her and second of all that's not what your suppose to do. Your suppose to pretend that your listening." Hyde said back to him.
"Wait Jackie doesn't let you have sex with her." Eric started to laugh at him.
"I'd shut-up if I were because once this whole thing is over Donna's not going to let you have sex with her either." Hyde stated.
Eric's laughter turned to silence once Hyde said this. Hyde smiled at him and the two boys continued up the hill. It was at least 3 miles back to the Foreman's house and they had to think about what they were going to tell Red, Kitty, and Bob.
"You're right! Okay this is what we have to do." Hyde said to Eric.
"Donna, I'm too pretty too die." Jackie cried out to Donna.
"What about me Jackie?" Donna asked Jackie.
"Well...um...get your moose but up and save me from these two crazy old men." Jackie ordered.
"Well if I could I would but I can't even get my hands free. Besides they've got a gun." Donna said.
"Oh Donna!" Jackie began to cry.
Morris and Ted didn't expect anything. They were too busy standing over Donna and Jackie. They both couldn't help but admire they're work. The boys however, were looking at Donna and Jackie and couldn't help but laugh at the two girls. Their laughter was unfortunately overheard by the two old men. The two old men looked up from Jackie and Donna to the truck. The boys ducked just in time.
"Damn I thought old people couldn't hear." Hyde said.
"Yeah I know." Eric replied.
"Hey look this is perfect." Hyde said to Eric.
"That will do." Eric said to him.
Hyde and Eric both smiled and waited for the men to turn back around. When they did Eric and Hyde grabbed frying pans from the trunk. They both started creeping towards the men. They lifted the frying pans and hit the old men on the head. They didn't hit them hard enough however. They turned around and started to run after Hyde and Eric.
"Jackie scoot over to me. I'm going to try and get the chains off of your hands." Donna said.
"Hurry up Donna." Jackie said as Donna tried to work fast while the two men kept chasing Eric and Hyde.
When they were both finally free from the chains they got up and Donna lunged at Morris while Ted stopped chasing Hyde and came over to help his friend.
"Jackie do something." Donna ordered.
Jackie took a rock from the ground and threw it at Ted. She was such a bad aim though; she completely missed him. Ted ran after Jackie who in turn ran away from Ted.
"Hey go happy Jackie, Hyde." Eric ordered.
"No let her suffer a little bit." Hyde said to him.
"Well I'm going to help Donna." Eric said to him in aggervation.
Hyde waved his hand at Eric and then turned around to watch Jackie be chased by the old man. He smiled when he watched her squirm around the lake. This however wasn't payback enough for what Jackie did to him earlier today. Donna and Eric managed to get Morris tied up with one of the chains and then they were soon after able to take care of Ted as well. Jackie was furious with Hyde for leaving her out their with that old man. Hyde just shrugged his shoulders and they all walked back to the car.
"You will so pay for this Steven." Jackie yelled at him furiously.
"Jackie I paid for it already but don't think that you're off the hook yet." Hyde yelled back at her.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Jackie asked suspiciously.
"You'll find out soon enought." He said with a smile.
"Whatever your planning to do, just remember this I'm to smart for you." Jackie said.
Hyde and Eric looked at her and then started cracking up at her.
"Wait this coming from a girl who loves unicorns and used to date the king of all idiots." Eric said while laughing.
"Oh man Jackie you sure are smarter than me." Hyde laughed at her.
"Your so smart that you let two old men capture you. Man now we know that you and Donna aren't really smarter than Hyde and me." Eric said mockingly.
"Shove it." Donna yelled at the both of them.
"Hey Eric." Jackie yelled.
"What Jackie?" Eric said.
Jackie looked at the two boys who were cracking up over her and Donna's expense. Jackie saw that Eric had the keys in his hands and grabbed them.
"Hey Donna run." Jackie said to her.
Jackie and Donna took off running. The guys stopped laughing when they realized that Jackie had stolen their keys. They both took off after them. Jackie and Donna made it too the car and locked all the doors before the guy could get in. Then Donna put the key in the ignition and drove off leaving the guys behind.
"Great Foreman those stupid girls took off without us." Hyde yelled.
"Well it isn't my fault." Eric said.
"You're the one that told Jackie she was stupid." Hyde yelled.
"You agreed." Eric yelled back at his friend.
"Well Jackie expects me to agree with you." Hyde yelled at him.
"What? Why?" Eric yelled again.
"Because I mean." Hyde said to him.
"Well… yeah that's true." Eric said to him.
"Man I say it's payback time." Hyde said to him.
"Yeah you're right they made us this way. Now we have to live through their crummy lives and on top of that we have to have their periods which by the way I haven't yet changed this stupid pad." Eric said.
"Yeah neither have I. Hey I heard you could get some type of disease from not changing these man." Hyde said in a serious manner.
"No you can't that's a tampon. I think you have to change those like every two hours or so." Eric said to him.
"Wait a second, how would you know whether or not you have to change a tampon every two hours or so?" Hyde asked him in confusion.
"Oh Donna told me." Eric said.
"Donna told you? Man you guys do have a boring dating life." Hyde said to him.
"Excuse me! I wouldn't talk. At least I don't have to listen to Jackie's voice 24 seven." Eric said back to him.
"Who says that I listen to her?" Hyde asked him.
"That's what your suppose to do or they won't have sex with you Hyde." Eric said to him.
"Well first of all she doesn't let me have sex with her and second of all that's not what your suppose to do. Your suppose to pretend that your listening." Hyde said back to him.
"Wait Jackie doesn't let you have sex with her." Eric started to laugh at him.
"I'd shut-up if I were because once this whole thing is over Donna's not going to let you have sex with her either." Hyde stated.
Eric's laughter turned to silence once Hyde said this. Hyde smiled at him and the two boys continued up the hill. It was at least 3 miles back to the Foreman's house and they had to think about what they were going to tell Red, Kitty, and Bob.