SQUALL'S BEDTIME STORY

Part 2

A/N: As you can see I've changed this fic's format for the reason that I would like to improve my style of writing and of telling stories. If you have any comments or any violent reactions about this change please do tell me. (Nevertheless I won't be changing it back to my old 'conversation' format.)

Disclaimer: I wish I own it but nah Square does.

Continuation:

Squall frowned and crossed his arms in annoyance and said, "Whatever"

"Um Squall…..WE CAN'T SLEEP!!!" Their voices echoed throughout the whole Garden.

"Geez! You don't have to shout like that!" Squall protested as he rubbed his throbbing ears.

"Sowee!" They all said in unison.

"GREAT! ALL OF YOU GUYS CANNOT SLEEP AND YOU'RE ALL INCLUDING ME IN YOUR MISTER AND MISS-I-CANNOT- SLEEP-LIST! Just……… just go talk to the WALL!" He yelled, stressing the word WALL.

"OKAY!" They replied naively.

Selphie looked at the wall and said, "BOOYAKA! HELLO WALL! Want to join the Festival Committee? I will kill you if you don't "she smiled and pointed her weapon at the wall.

Meanwhile Irvine faced the other wall and said, "Wanna borrow my GND(Girl Next Door) magazines Mr. Wall? And I've got lots of 'em heheheh. What? You don't know what GND means? Ughh!" He slapped his forehead and shook his head.

Seifer on the other hand, faced the same wall that Irvine was facing and said, "Uh hello Mr. Wall uh do you wanna play Triple Triad with me?" He stared at it for a moment then looked at Squall and said, "This is stupid Squall! I think… I think Mr. Wall hates me!" He said annoyed then he stared at the wall again, "ANSWER ME!!!! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY TRIPLE TRIAD!!!" This time, he banged the wall with the handle of his Hyperion (Seifer's gunblade).

Fujin looked at the wall near the kitchenette and yelled, "HELLO WALL! FUJIN WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU! I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME TOO!". She then laughed hysterically like a mad scientist or an evil witch does.

Squall looked at Rinoa and noticed that she's also looking at the wall and talking to it. "Um hello Mr. Wall…umm?" She then looked at Squall, "Um Squall do we really have to do this?"

Quistis looked intently at the wall and teasingly said, "Okay I know you're Squall's wall and I also know that you know, you can see Squall everyday especially when he's only wearing um you know uh what I'm trying to say is uh here's the deal, If you're going to tell me what you see I'm going to teach you how to use your junction." She then frowned and looked at Squall, "Um we got a problem here, Squall… Mr. Wall cannot use any junctions at all! Poor Mr. Wall! Hu hu hu!"

Ellone on the other hand talked to the wall too, "Welp my bro ask us to talk to you Mr. Wall. He believes that you can help us Sir! Uh if you help me I will teleport you to the other wall next door? Deal?"

Zell, same like the others stared at the wall and said, "Squall suggested that we talk to you to relieved our insomnia uh so… wanna eat some hotdogs my new friend? um one for you and a zillion for me! How about that?! Huh? Fair enough? Okay let's deal."

Squall just slapped his forehead and murmured, "Whatever"

Selphie: UM excuse me Squall, sorry to interrupt you but I think this talk-to-the-wall thing doesn't work!

Zell: UM yeah Squall plus Mr. Wall wants to get all my hotdogs…wahhhhh

"Whatever" his friends said in unison, imitating him.

Squall slapped his forehead in annoyance and murmured, Oh my poor friends…maybe I should help them so that I could rest up and whoaa, he glance at his wristwatch; "Geez its 12:30 in the morning! How about this…you guys go to your own dorms then let me sleep here okay goodbye!" he said coldly at them.

"Ohh SQUALL!" all of them said in unison again with a look of frustration.

Squall just rolled his blue eyes and said, "Fine! Well how about um counting …shi….. I mean sheeps?"

"Done that already! Yet still…..hu hu hu" Zell said with teary eyes. He grabbed Irvine's coat and sneezed at it. Irvine disgustedly stared at him.

"Okay um how about drinking a hot cocoa or milk? or maybe you should tell to yourself "I'm a Ron-mo, ron-mo " several times.

"Ron- mo?" Seifer said as he rubs his chin. "Sure 'bout that Squall? Um was that some kind of a sleep spell?"

"Whoa you're a genuis man! Yeah maybe it's kinda like a sleep spell or something!" Irvine exclaimed.

Squall grinned and said, " Yeah kinda like that! Say Ron- mo"

They all smiled and shouted on top of their lungs, "I'm a Ron-mo!"

"Say it one more time!" Zell exclaimed.

All of them said in unison, " I'm a Ron-mo!"

Squall rolled his eyes, "Feeling much better now? Say that again several times but this time, much faster."

" I'm a Ron-mo! Ron-mo!Ron-mo ronmoron moron moron…uh", They all stop chanting when they finally realized that they were fooled by Squall.

"Haha Sorry folks but I'm just trying to help you guys so please accept any of the options that I've mentioned earlier please I'm so tired. Look guys I've been working for more than 12 hours, 15 hours to be exact and that's non-stop just taking a few cocoa breaks…..…please I'm really as in REALLY exhausted!" Squall exclaimed. He slumped his worn out body at his bed and stared back at them, giving them puppy dog eyes. "Please …"

Rinoa pats Squall's shoulders and said, "ohh Sorry Squally but ….We believe that only YOU can help us with this!"

"Yeah!" all of his friends nodded.

"How about going to the infirmary and talk to Dr. Kadowaki, ask her for some sleeping pills." Squall sugggested.

"But I think it's too late for us to go there now. I don't think Dr. Kadowaki will entertain it's 12:31 am! " Zell replied.

"Wait a minute guys…….how about…...oh yes!" Selphie said excitedly, "Guys remember back then when we were just kids and we were all living in the orphanage um except for you Rinny. Matron used to tell us bedtime stories so that we could all sleep. You know such as fairy tales and stuff!"

"Oh no! Don't tell me you're gonna ask me to tell you all a bedtime story! NO way! Count me out! Besides, I cannot remember Matron's stories and it's not my cup of tea! Just forget it!" Squall protested. He covered his face with one of his royal blue pillows.

Seifer smirked and said "hehe! I cannot imagine Squall….…the Puberty boy………narrating fairy tales bwahahhaha…….. I gotta see this hehe. This will be interesting!"

"Maybe you cannot remember Matron's stories but hey guys we're all grown ups! We should hear stories appropriate with our age! Don't ya agree with me guys?" Irvine suggested and gave his friends a wink.

Seifer stared at Irvine and said, "And what kind of stories do you prefer Mr-good-at-storytelling-Kinneas?"

(To be continued)

The author: Opinions anyone? What do you think will happen? Will Squall tell a story or he'll slaughter his friends just for him to have a nice nap (haha just kidding) Part 3 up next. Thanks for all the reviews! Please let me know what do you think of this fic…see ya soon!