Squall's Bedtime Story Ending D: Return to Innocence
The author: Yep this is the new added option suggested by Rokuke I would like to thank this reviewer for suggesting this optionOption 4: Why not ask for Rinoa's help. (*Rokuke: Make more multiple Ending FF8 stories! The next one should be one of the girls telling a Fantasy/Romance Story or the FF8 Characters as Mythical Creatures!).
Squall: (*~ heck what am I going to do? I must get rid of them and fast. What to do? ) (*snapping his fingers) Ahah! Uh..um (*pauses for a while) (*looks at his comrades) um .....(*~ heck what excuse?) midnight snack anyone?
ALL: WHOAAAA! Ok.....oww how thoughtful of you!
Squall: geez.. ok folks I'll be right back!
Rinoa: Would you like me to help you fix our midnight snack?
Squall: Um...I could use some help from an angel!
Rinoa: Okies!
Seifer: We'll be waiting here Leonhart. Meanwhile... (*smirks at Irvine)
Irvine: W-what? (*gulps)
Seifer: (*grins) Uh Squall would you mind if I put some Halloween decors in your room? Since we're going to celebrate Halloween soon, I think it would be great if we put some creepy "Galbadian" eyeballs here.... (*pointing at Squall's door) That would be a great door décor, then hmm (*in a thinking position) oh! (*snapping his fingers) we will make candles out of I.K's bones. And er (*thinks again) (*eyes widened in delight) we will dangle some COWBOY head at your ceiling fan! Bwahahahhahahha!
Squall: (*giving a "whatever" look at Seifer)
Seifer: Ok I guess silence means..... YES! Har har har! (*cracking his knuckles)
Rinoa: (*giggling) Poor Irvine, maybe he's being tortured or something.
Squall: (*with a downcast eyes) Nah..I think I'm more ill-fated than him.
Rinoa: (*worried) Ohhh Squally-pooh bear, what's bothering you huh? (*touching his face)
Irvine: Wahhh! He's grabbing' my eye! He's grabbing' my eye
Squall: (*closing his eyes, feeling the warmth of her hand) ..... (*then starts to sob) Rinoa! (*hugging her)
Rinoa: (*hugging Squall) What's wrong baby-poo?
Squall: (*still hugging her) Rinoa... (*showing his puppy-like eyes, he leans closer at her)
Rinoa: (*leaning closer too, she slowly opens her mouth) Squall...
Squall: (*his nose touches hers) Rinoa..
Rinoa: (*Sneezes) Achoo!
Squall: (*closing his eyes) Bless you!
Rinoa: (*giggles) Sorry (*wiping Squall's face) Ok let's fix something to eat
Squall: (*yelling at his comrades outside) Hey guys, you can do anything to Irvine, but please make sure when we return, my room is clean ok?
All: (*except Irvine) Yes Squall! (*winks)
Irvine: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Squall: (*turning around to face Rinoa) angel.. (*Rinoa was about to open the Squall's fridge) No angel, don't open the fridge!
Rinoa: (*holding the fridge's handle) Huh? Why? But Squally, I want to see if there's something that we could eat here.
Squall: (*now blocking the fridge) Rinoa...um believe me you don't want to open it.
Rinoa: What's inside (*curious)
Squall: Oh....nothing. (*holding her waist, he leans closer as to kiss her neck) Uh angel...
Rinoa: (*pushing him) Squall I want to see what's inside your fridge!
Squall: (*locking the fridge) Oopss sorry angel (*smiles)
Rinoa: (*pouting her lips) Meany!
Squall: Let's ignore the ref angel.
Rinoa: (*a bit annoyed) But Squall what are you planning to feed them? (*grabbing the cactus plant on top of the fridge) umm how 'bout Cactuar Kebabs? Or roasted griever yum yum? Huh? (*putting her hands on her waist)
Squall: Oh don't get mad at me angel. I'm sorry I forgot that I've got nothing to offer them. (*thinks) How about ordering some pizza?
Rinoa: But it's already 2 hours past midnight Squall! I don't think there's even a single pizza restaurant....
Squall: (*putting his finger at Rinoa's lips) Hush my angel. There's one I believe. (*eyes glimmering) The Handsome-O-dine's Pizza Hot! They're Open 24 hours a day, 8 days a week oh um except Friday-Sunday and yeah Free deliveries every Friday-Sunday. Available while stock last, Terms and Conditions apply--batteries not included (*smiles from ear to ear) (*his teeth sparkles)
Rinoa: (*raising an eyebrow)
Squall: sorry wrong ad lib. Ok I'll call them
Rinoa: (*rolling her eyes)
Squall: (*dialed some numbers on his cellphone) Hello Imp's Pizza!
Man on the other line: OH no it'z you again? The Prezident'z zon-of-the- gargoyle. Vhat do you vant? (*Shouting)
Squall: (*irritated) Your head on the silver platter!
Man: Vhat the?
Squall: (*annoyed) some pizza of course. Give me 2 family vegetable lovers....
Odine: vith vegetable toppingz and cheeze?
Squall: NO...without vegetables....argh Odine of course!
Odine: Ok fine! Vhat else?
Squall: 2 Family size Meat lovers.
Odine: With no meat he he he!
Squall: Whatever! Just next time if you're going to deliver meat lovers, give me pizza with MEAT toppings and please don't give me those two cows kissing each other. Yuck! It's disgusting Ok?
Odine: Bwahahahah. Zorry thoze two were my cute petz, Queeny and Kingy. he he he. They juz vant to pay you a vizit. Ok anywayz...That would be 1 million Gilz
Squall: What the?
Rinoa: Um Squall, I'll better check them out
Squall: Ok love.
Man: Vhat? Are you....?
Squall: (*to the man) Not you imp! I'm talking to my girl!
Man: Vhat girl?
Squall: Ahh just deliver my pizza here!
Odine: ha ha ha juz kidding ahehehhehe. Do you have anything elze on your puny-little-itty-bitty mind Squalid I mean Squall? (*laughing)
Squall: That's all for now! And oh wait..
Odine: (*still laughing) Vhat?
Squall: (*smirking) By the way, I would like to invite you to our Halloween Party.
Odine: Really? You're inviting moi?
Squall: Yes of course!
Odine: B-but I don't have any Halloveen coztumez!
Squall: Ohh don't ya worry; I'll provide that one for you.
Odine: Are you zure that coztume vill fit moi handzome body?
Squall: I got two costumes here, "Queen" or KING size pick one. (*grinning)
Odine: (*catching Squall's joke) WHAT? DON'T TELL YOU SKINNED MY TWO BEAUTIFUL PETS?
Squall: Hmmm are you sure about your allegations?
Odine: uh...zure?
Squall: Is that your final answer?
Odine: Can I call a friend?
Squall: Uh..sorry but I'm afraid you don't have any.
Odine: No choicez?(choices)
Squall: Ok. A) Yes, B) Yeah, C) Yep, D) Yup
Odine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Others: HI RINOA! What's wrong with Squall?
Rinoa: Huh? Oh just practicing his new ability the auto-imp-mock.
Others: Ohhhh (*amazed)
Rinoa: Um by the way, where's Irvine and what did you do to him? And I thought you're all going to decorate Squall's room?
Seifer: (*smirks) Yeah actually we DID decorate Squall's room. Am I right guys?
Others: Yeah!
Rinoa: Then where.... (*gasps) WHAT'S THAT BLACK CURTAIN?
Seifer: He he he Ladies and (*noticing Zell) Chicken-wuss... Ah Fu spotlight please!
Fujin: (*summons Doomtrain for the Spotlight)
Seifer: Ok hold Doomtrain right there. Ok Ehem. I would like to present to you the king of pop 1960! (*pulling the rope to draw the curtain)
Irvine:
Rinoa: (*a bit nervous) OH MY GOODNESS!
Seifer: Sing cowboy! (*yells at Zell) Zell pull the ropes! Make him dance
Zell: (*confused with the ropes in front of him) Which rope hmmm...hey there are tons here!
Seifer: I SAID PULL THE ROPE!
Zell: Ahhh (*closes his eyes and pull whatever rope he grabs) here goes nothing...
Irvine: don't pull that rope!
Zell:
Irvine: OWwww (*whispering) that hurts Zell!
Selphie: Woo hoo he's doing his signature moves! COOL!
Seifer: How bout a moonwalk?
Quistis: Yeah Moonwalk!
Fujin: MOONWALK!
Irvine: (*pleading with watery eyes) Nooo please let me down
Ellone: Moonwalk!
All of them in unison: MOONWALK!!!!
Rinoa: (*on top of her lungs) STOP IT! THAT'S ENOUGH! I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!
Others: Huh?
The author: Whoa didn't know Rinoa got this BIG HEART, that's quite nice of her. And speaking of Rinny, will she discover what's inside Squall's mysterious fridge? Oh now that you mention Squall, who's going to tell the story now that Squall is out there waiting for the pizza? And speaking of pizza..umm I'm starving ha ha ha! I'll update as soon as I'm through (eating ha ha ha jk) with the next chapter. Until then! and oh if you happen to see any screws around just give it to me, I think I lost mine (*suddenly 2 doctors drag the author to the nearby hospital)
The author: Yep this is the new added option suggested by Rokuke I would like to thank this reviewer for suggesting this optionOption 4: Why not ask for Rinoa's help. (*Rokuke: Make more multiple Ending FF8 stories! The next one should be one of the girls telling a Fantasy/Romance Story or the FF8 Characters as Mythical Creatures!).
Squall: (*~ heck what am I going to do? I must get rid of them and fast. What to do? ) (*snapping his fingers) Ahah! Uh..um (*pauses for a while) (*looks at his comrades) um .....(*~ heck what excuse?) midnight snack anyone?
ALL: WHOAAAA! Ok.....oww how thoughtful of you!
Squall: geez.. ok folks I'll be right back!
Rinoa: Would you like me to help you fix our midnight snack?
Squall: Um...I could use some help from an angel!
Rinoa: Okies!
Seifer: We'll be waiting here Leonhart. Meanwhile... (*smirks at Irvine)
Irvine: W-what? (*gulps)
Seifer: (*grins) Uh Squall would you mind if I put some Halloween decors in your room? Since we're going to celebrate Halloween soon, I think it would be great if we put some creepy "Galbadian" eyeballs here.... (*pointing at Squall's door) That would be a great door décor, then hmm (*in a thinking position) oh! (*snapping his fingers) we will make candles out of I.K's bones. And er (*thinks again) (*eyes widened in delight) we will dangle some COWBOY head at your ceiling fan! Bwahahahhahahha!
Squall: (*giving a "whatever" look at Seifer)
Seifer: Ok I guess silence means..... YES! Har har har! (*cracking his knuckles)
Rinoa: (*giggling) Poor Irvine, maybe he's being tortured or something.
Squall: (*with a downcast eyes) Nah..I think I'm more ill-fated than him.
Rinoa: (*worried) Ohhh Squally-pooh bear, what's bothering you huh? (*touching his face)
Irvine: Wahhh! He's grabbing' my eye! He's grabbing' my eye
Squall: (*closing his eyes, feeling the warmth of her hand) ..... (*then starts to sob) Rinoa! (*hugging her)
Rinoa: (*hugging Squall) What's wrong baby-poo?
Squall: (*still hugging her) Rinoa... (*showing his puppy-like eyes, he leans closer at her)
Rinoa: (*leaning closer too, she slowly opens her mouth) Squall...
Squall: (*his nose touches hers) Rinoa..
Rinoa: (*Sneezes) Achoo!
Squall: (*closing his eyes) Bless you!
Rinoa: (*giggles) Sorry (*wiping Squall's face) Ok let's fix something to eat
Squall: (*yelling at his comrades outside) Hey guys, you can do anything to Irvine, but please make sure when we return, my room is clean ok?
All: (*except Irvine) Yes Squall! (*winks)
Irvine: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Squall: (*turning around to face Rinoa) angel.. (*Rinoa was about to open the Squall's fridge) No angel, don't open the fridge!
Rinoa: (*holding the fridge's handle) Huh? Why? But Squally, I want to see if there's something that we could eat here.
Squall: (*now blocking the fridge) Rinoa...um believe me you don't want to open it.
Rinoa: What's inside (*curious)
Squall: Oh....nothing. (*holding her waist, he leans closer as to kiss her neck) Uh angel...
Rinoa: (*pushing him) Squall I want to see what's inside your fridge!
Squall: (*locking the fridge) Oopss sorry angel (*smiles)
Rinoa: (*pouting her lips) Meany!
Squall: Let's ignore the ref angel.
Rinoa: (*a bit annoyed) But Squall what are you planning to feed them? (*grabbing the cactus plant on top of the fridge) umm how 'bout Cactuar Kebabs? Or roasted griever yum yum? Huh? (*putting her hands on her waist)
Squall: Oh don't get mad at me angel. I'm sorry I forgot that I've got nothing to offer them. (*thinks) How about ordering some pizza?
Rinoa: But it's already 2 hours past midnight Squall! I don't think there's even a single pizza restaurant....
Squall: (*putting his finger at Rinoa's lips) Hush my angel. There's one I believe. (*eyes glimmering) The Handsome-O-dine's Pizza Hot! They're Open 24 hours a day, 8 days a week oh um except Friday-Sunday and yeah Free deliveries every Friday-Sunday. Available while stock last, Terms and Conditions apply--batteries not included (*smiles from ear to ear) (*his teeth sparkles)
Rinoa: (*raising an eyebrow)
Squall: sorry wrong ad lib. Ok I'll call them
Rinoa: (*rolling her eyes)
Squall: (*dialed some numbers on his cellphone) Hello Imp's Pizza!
Man on the other line: OH no it'z you again? The Prezident'z zon-of-the- gargoyle. Vhat do you vant? (*Shouting)
Squall: (*irritated) Your head on the silver platter!
Man: Vhat the?
Squall: (*annoyed) some pizza of course. Give me 2 family vegetable lovers....
Odine: vith vegetable toppingz and cheeze?
Squall: NO...without vegetables....argh Odine of course!
Odine: Ok fine! Vhat else?
Squall: 2 Family size Meat lovers.
Odine: With no meat he he he!
Squall: Whatever! Just next time if you're going to deliver meat lovers, give me pizza with MEAT toppings and please don't give me those two cows kissing each other. Yuck! It's disgusting Ok?
Odine: Bwahahahah. Zorry thoze two were my cute petz, Queeny and Kingy. he he he. They juz vant to pay you a vizit. Ok anywayz...That would be 1 million Gilz
Squall: What the?
Rinoa: Um Squall, I'll better check them out
Squall: Ok love.
Man: Vhat? Are you....?
Squall: (*to the man) Not you imp! I'm talking to my girl!
Man: Vhat girl?
Squall: Ahh just deliver my pizza here!
Odine: ha ha ha juz kidding ahehehhehe. Do you have anything elze on your puny-little-itty-bitty mind Squalid I mean Squall? (*laughing)
Squall: That's all for now! And oh wait..
Odine: (*still laughing) Vhat?
Squall: (*smirking) By the way, I would like to invite you to our Halloween Party.
Odine: Really? You're inviting moi?
Squall: Yes of course!
Odine: B-but I don't have any Halloveen coztumez!
Squall: Ohh don't ya worry; I'll provide that one for you.
Odine: Are you zure that coztume vill fit moi handzome body?
Squall: I got two costumes here, "Queen" or KING size pick one. (*grinning)
Odine: (*catching Squall's joke) WHAT? DON'T TELL YOU SKINNED MY TWO BEAUTIFUL PETS?
Squall: Hmmm are you sure about your allegations?
Odine: uh...zure?
Squall: Is that your final answer?
Odine: Can I call a friend?
Squall: Uh..sorry but I'm afraid you don't have any.
Odine: No choicez?(choices)
Squall: Ok. A) Yes, B) Yeah, C) Yep, D) Yup
Odine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Others: HI RINOA! What's wrong with Squall?
Rinoa: Huh? Oh just practicing his new ability the auto-imp-mock.
Others: Ohhhh (*amazed)
Rinoa: Um by the way, where's Irvine and what did you do to him? And I thought you're all going to decorate Squall's room?
Seifer: (*smirks) Yeah actually we DID decorate Squall's room. Am I right guys?
Others: Yeah!
Rinoa: Then where.... (*gasps) WHAT'S THAT BLACK CURTAIN?
Seifer: He he he Ladies and (*noticing Zell) Chicken-wuss... Ah Fu spotlight please!
Fujin: (*summons Doomtrain for the Spotlight)
Seifer: Ok hold Doomtrain right there. Ok Ehem. I would like to present to you the king of pop 1960! (*pulling the rope to draw the curtain)
Irvine:
Rinoa: (*a bit nervous) OH MY GOODNESS!
Seifer: Sing cowboy! (*yells at Zell) Zell pull the ropes! Make him dance
Zell: (*confused with the ropes in front of him) Which rope hmmm...hey there are tons here!
Seifer: I SAID PULL THE ROPE!
Zell: Ahhh (*closes his eyes and pull whatever rope he grabs) here goes nothing...
Irvine: don't pull that rope!
Zell:
Irvine: OWwww (*whispering) that hurts Zell!
Selphie: Woo hoo he's doing his signature moves! COOL!
Seifer: How bout a moonwalk?
Quistis: Yeah Moonwalk!
Fujin: MOONWALK!
Irvine: (*pleading with watery eyes) Nooo please let me down
Ellone: Moonwalk!
All of them in unison: MOONWALK!!!!
Rinoa: (*on top of her lungs) STOP IT! THAT'S ENOUGH! I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!
Others: Huh?
The author: Whoa didn't know Rinoa got this BIG HEART, that's quite nice of her. And speaking of Rinny, will she discover what's inside Squall's mysterious fridge? Oh now that you mention Squall, who's going to tell the story now that Squall is out there waiting for the pizza? And speaking of pizza..umm I'm starving ha ha ha! I'll update as soon as I'm through (eating ha ha ha jk) with the next chapter. Until then! and oh if you happen to see any screws around just give it to me, I think I lost mine (*suddenly 2 doctors drag the author to the nearby hospital)