"Ron, for once, just once, why can't you give it a rest? And also, don't call him Vicky! His name is Viktor! And I would never 'run off and marry Viktor'! So just stop it, ok? Why can't you just learn when to quit?" Hermione was practically yelling, and was leaning closer and closer to Ron for emphasis as her anger increased.



Ron started to get equally mad and replied, in just as loud a voice, and close enough that she could feel his breath, "Why can't I learn to quit? Because.. Because you're fraternizing with the enemy, as I'm sure you're well aware! But since that doesn't seem to bother you in the least, I guess I can't make you stop spending time with Vicky. Yes, I just called him Vicky again, and I'll keep on calling him Vicky as long as I feel like it! Vicky Vicky Vicky Vicky Vicky…" He was cut off as Hermione roughly placed her hand against his mouth so that she could yell at him again now.



"Ronald Weasley, when are you ever going to stop being so immature? Just forget about Viktor, ok? He and I are friends. FRIENDS. Nothing more. And if you keep on telling me that I'm in love with him then you and I most definitely will NOT be friends soon! So just…" This time, she was cut off - not by a hand, but by Ron's mouth, pressing firmly against hers. She whimpered and began kissing him back, cursing herself for falling for someone so infuriating. But at least she knew they would never be bored together.

THE END

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