Next chapter: Squall's Bedtime Story Ending D: Return to Innocence part 2
The author: Welp, here's the next part. And don't worry about Irvine, I can guarantee you that he's 99.9% ok ^_^;
NOTE: No characters were harm during this scenario ^_-
Previously:
Rinoa: (*on top of her lungs) STOP IT! THAT'S ENOUGH! I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!
Others: Huh?
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Continuation.....
Rinoa: (*walks in front of Irvine and observes his face) (*gasps) EKKKKKK MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! (*jumps up and down) Can I have your auto graph puh- lease? (*smiling)
Others: (*they all fall to the ground like an anime character)
Squall: (*from the kitchenette still talking on the phone) Put some onions not garlic! Yes I said no G-A-R-L-I-C! Yeah lot's of chili sauce. Yep red ketchup not the green one ok? (*walks straight into his door, without looking to his comrades) Guys stay here, I'll wait for the pizza outside. (*he opens the door) (Resume talking)yeah Balamb Street ...Not Elmer's Street! (*shut the door behind him)
His friends: (*gazing at him as he walks outside the door) Eh?
Seifer: He didn't even bother to glance this way! (*Scratching his head)
Irvine: Uh guys please put me down. My... is itching.
Seifer: Your...?
Irvine: My...(*pouts his lips- pointing downwards) is itching.
Selphie: What's wrong Irvy?
Irvine: Please somebody scratch my.... feet! Argh it's killing me!
Selphie: (*hurriedly pulls out his shoes and socks)
Others: Ewww what a smell (*coughs)
Rinoa: (*still covering her nose) I think we need some fresh air. (*she opens the window)
All: (*inhaling the fresh air outside) AHHHH fresh air!
Ellone: (*changing the subject) So Squall ordered some pizza?
Zell: Then what did you two do there for 30 minutes?
Others: (*smirks)
Rinoa: (*interrupting Zell) (She remembered the mysterious ref) Hey does anybody here know how to open a fridge?
Seifer: (*laughs hysterically)Ha ha ha that's the weirdest question I've ever heard Rinoa! He he he
Rinoa: (*rolling her eyes) Well check out for yourself Mr. I-do-know-how-to- open-Squall's-high-tech-appliances!
Zell: Geez that was a long name. (*smiles)
Quistis: Um Rin, What's with Squall's fridge anyway?
Seifer: He he he another nonsense question Trepe, of course opening Squall's fridge plus getting his stuffs and goodies inside is equals to P-A- R-T-Y. Get the equation dear instructor?
Quistis: (*murmurs) ......
Rinoa: Enough with that babbling Seifer! (*crossing her arms) Just open it!
Seifer: Even a moogle can do that! Hmmp (All of them followed Seifer at the kitchenette except, of course... Irvine)
Irvine: Hey guys why not open Squall's fridge here so that I can peek what's inside of it too!
(Seifer and Zell dragged Squall's fridge in front of Irvine)
Seifer: There! Happy?
Irvine: Yep!
Seifer: Ok comrades .. um psst Zell.
Zell: What?
Seifer: the effects!
Zell: What effects?
Seifer: (*narrowing his eyes enough to bring shiver to anyone who stares at him)
Zell: (*gulps) Yeah I d-do remember (*scratching his head)
(Suddenly they were surrounded by complete darkness; Seifer starts to speak in a low eerie tone)
Seifer: We, the Midnight-Orphanage-Revised-Gang-Ultra-Elite society were all gathered here to witness ....
(His speech was broken up by a small light coming from Squall's door)
Squall: Hey guys... Huh? (*searching for the switch) (He finally found the switch; the room was filled by light and all he can see now is...) A monument?
(Ellone was standing on the left side of Seifer. Acts as if she was holding a gun pointing at Seifer's head;
Rinoa was standing at the right side of Seifer, same with Ellone's pose;
Seifer was standing between Ellone and Rinoa, holding his gunblade in front of him;
Fujin on the other hand, was kneeling in front of Seifer. Her hands were holding Seifer's Hyperion (of course she's not facing Seifer);
While Quistis was at the right side of the ref, her left hand and right foot were touching the fridge while her right hand was raised up diagonally;
Selphie was at the left side, same pose as Quistis;
Zell was sitting on top, looking upwards with his hands curved forming the letter "M", he was also pouting)
Others: (*beamed up) HI SQUALLY!
Squall: What in the world...?
Seifer: Uh (*gulps) We're just practicing a good fighting pose ...uh right guys?
Others: (*with a fake smile) Yeah!
Rinoa: (*still doing that pose) Yes Squall...um wassup? And where's the pizza?
Squall: Uh.. Odine told me that I have to wait 15 minutes more. I came here to inform you all about it.
Quistis: Ok then... I guess we have to "wait". (*still smiling)
Zell: (*still in that pose) G-Good bye S-Squall (*shaking)
Others: Yeah Buh-bye Squall, see you later!
Squall: (*raising his eyebrow) Ok! see you all....later. (*he opens the door)
Others: (*sigh in relief)
Seifer: Whew that was close!
Zell: uh Seif, can I...?
(Squall suddenly comes in again)
Others: (*gasp in shock) Squall!
Squall: And oh guys one more thing..um I would like to remind you all that whatever happens DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT OPEN THAT FRIDGE ok?
Others: (*nods but still smiling) Uh-huh! (*crossing there fingers behind them)
Squall: (*pointing at back of them) You can play with my ref just DON'T OPEN IT. (*he went outside, closing the door behind him)
Selphie: ohh what a bummer he did noticed the fridge after all our perspiring effort.
Ellone: At least he doesn't kill us for dragging this thing here.
Irvine: Come on guys, what are you all waiting for? Christmas?
Girls: Yeah!
Seifer: Ok Zell, you know what to do.
Zell: What?
Seifer: Grrrr the effects!
Zell: Oh! Ok!
(The lights went out again)
(Background sound: Twilight Zone's theme)
Girls: (*amazed with the effects) Ohhhh!
Seifer: (*clearing his throat) Ahem! Ok folks, I'll make it short this time. We, the M.O.R.G.U.E society were all gathered here to witness a great event..
(Zell positioned the lamp on top of the fridge)
Zell: There a good spotlight!
Seifer: (*holding the fridge's handle) Behold! Squall's.... ugh (*pulling the handle)
(Background music fades)
Others: (*gasp) Huh?
Seifer: (*pulling the handle once more) Arghh it won't open!
Rinoa: See I told ya!
Seifer: (*banging the fridge with his gunblade) OPEN YOU ....
Fujin: PATIENCE
Irvine: (*still hanging) Hey guys, I think it's locked!
Seifer: Geez I can see that KINNEAS!
Ellone: Um Zell..I know you're an expert with high-tech gadgets!
Zell: I am? (*he asks quizzically) yeah I am! (*laughs) Har har har! Let me take a good look at it. (*observing the ref) Hmmm (*rubbing his chin)
Seifer: What now Mr. Good-at-high-tech-things-chicken-wuss?
Zell: Hmm I therefore conclude that this thing is.....
Others: Is..?
Zell: that this thing is....LOCKED!
Seifer: (*slaps him at the back) Yeah we know that already!
Zell: (*scratching his head) Geez sorry!
Selphie: Hmm (*observing the fridge) hey look (*pointing at the handle) There are some buttons here and a key!
Seifer: Maybe we should push the right set of buttons and VOILA! We can get the goodies inside! And maybe the key was used just to fool us. Squall's a clever guy. He he he. He thought he can fool me with that easy-to-see key. (*continue to laugh)
Irvine: Now the problem is..what's the button combination?
Seifer: Let's see..hmm there's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, white..heck there's a lot of colors!
Others: (*frown)
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(Meanwhile, outside the Garden)
Squall: I hope they will not see the fridge key. Or else... (*sighs) anyway, it doesn't matter whether they discover what's "inside". I hope they won't freak out when they found out about ... (*smirks)
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Zell: I'm hungry as a bear!
Irvine: oh I'm hungry as a whale!
Fujin: ALL HUNGRY!
Quistis: What now Mr.-I-can-do-anything-except-to-open-Squall's-high-tech- fridge?!
Seifer: (*annoyed) I'm thinking here Trepe!
Fujin: FORCE! (*using her weapon, she sliced up the fridge's door)
Others: (*shocked)
(The door splits into two and they all peep what's inside Squall's mysterious ref)
All: (*gasp in horror) What the heck?
( Lots of odd-looking bottles containing unknown fluid can be found inside the said appliance)
Seifer: (*his hands were trembling, he reached out at the freezer's handle to see what's inside it)
Selphie: (*disgusted) Ekkkk is that a..brain inside that container?
Fujin: (*peeping inside the container) AFFIRMATIVE!
All: (*starts to panic) !!!
Ellone: (*frightened) Um..what about t-those weird looking b-bottles? What are those for? And w-what's inside it?
(Everyone looks at Seifer)
Seifer: (*hiding his fear) What are you all looking at?
Irvine: You're Mr. Fearless right?
Seifer: Of course! Hmmp bunch of cowards (*he tried to hide his shaking hands then he reaches inside to get the odd-looking bottles) Eww what's this stuff anyway? (*he opens the cap and peeps inside)
Others: (*waiting for Seifer's reaction) .....
Seifer: (*he hurriedly placed the bottle inside the fridge) .... (*looking at them with a scared look on his face) B-blood!
Irvine: OH NO! SQUALL IS A .... (the camera focuses on Irvine's expression) (*winks as the camera closes up his face) A MOSQUITO!!!!!
Seifer: (*pointing his gunblade at Irvine) Do you want to be squashed like a mosquito Kinneas?
Irvine: (*Scratching his head) ......
Zell: I KNOW! I KNOW! COMMANDER SQUALL LEONHART IS A........ (this time the camera shifts to focus Zell's face. It was too close one can view his nostrils) ughhh too close (the camera changes its position) MOSQUITO-MAN!
Seifer: (*slapping Zell at the nape) NO CHICKEN WUSS... Squall's a..
(the camera focuses at there faces)
ALL: VAMPIRE!!
~to be continued~
The author: Oh no! Our Hero is a vampire? What will the gang do about this? How about Rinoa's story? And I'm hungry, where's that dang pizza?
(I add this portion since it is Halloween hope you like it! Don't worry next time I'll make sure Rinoa's going to narrate the story. Happy Halloween!)
The author: Welp, here's the next part. And don't worry about Irvine, I can guarantee you that he's 99.9% ok ^_^;
NOTE: No characters were harm during this scenario ^_-
Previously:
Rinoa: (*on top of her lungs) STOP IT! THAT'S ENOUGH! I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!
Others: Huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Continuation.....
Rinoa: (*walks in front of Irvine and observes his face) (*gasps) EKKKKKK MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! (*jumps up and down) Can I have your auto graph puh- lease? (*smiling)
Others: (*they all fall to the ground like an anime character)
Squall: (*from the kitchenette still talking on the phone) Put some onions not garlic! Yes I said no G-A-R-L-I-C! Yeah lot's of chili sauce. Yep red ketchup not the green one ok? (*walks straight into his door, without looking to his comrades) Guys stay here, I'll wait for the pizza outside. (*he opens the door) (Resume talking)yeah Balamb Street ...Not Elmer's Street! (*shut the door behind him)
His friends: (*gazing at him as he walks outside the door) Eh?
Seifer: He didn't even bother to glance this way! (*Scratching his head)
Irvine: Uh guys please put me down. My... is itching.
Seifer: Your...?
Irvine: My...(*pouts his lips- pointing downwards) is itching.
Selphie: What's wrong Irvy?
Irvine: Please somebody scratch my.... feet! Argh it's killing me!
Selphie: (*hurriedly pulls out his shoes and socks)
Others: Ewww what a smell (*coughs)
Rinoa: (*still covering her nose) I think we need some fresh air. (*she opens the window)
All: (*inhaling the fresh air outside) AHHHH fresh air!
Ellone: (*changing the subject) So Squall ordered some pizza?
Zell: Then what did you two do there for 30 minutes?
Others: (*smirks)
Rinoa: (*interrupting Zell) (She remembered the mysterious ref) Hey does anybody here know how to open a fridge?
Seifer: (*laughs hysterically)Ha ha ha that's the weirdest question I've ever heard Rinoa! He he he
Rinoa: (*rolling her eyes) Well check out for yourself Mr. I-do-know-how-to- open-Squall's-high-tech-appliances!
Zell: Geez that was a long name. (*smiles)
Quistis: Um Rin, What's with Squall's fridge anyway?
Seifer: He he he another nonsense question Trepe, of course opening Squall's fridge plus getting his stuffs and goodies inside is equals to P-A- R-T-Y. Get the equation dear instructor?
Quistis: (*murmurs) ......
Rinoa: Enough with that babbling Seifer! (*crossing her arms) Just open it!
Seifer: Even a moogle can do that! Hmmp (All of them followed Seifer at the kitchenette except, of course... Irvine)
Irvine: Hey guys why not open Squall's fridge here so that I can peek what's inside of it too!
(Seifer and Zell dragged Squall's fridge in front of Irvine)
Seifer: There! Happy?
Irvine: Yep!
Seifer: Ok comrades .. um psst Zell.
Zell: What?
Seifer: the effects!
Zell: What effects?
Seifer: (*narrowing his eyes enough to bring shiver to anyone who stares at him)
Zell: (*gulps) Yeah I d-do remember (*scratching his head)
(Suddenly they were surrounded by complete darkness; Seifer starts to speak in a low eerie tone)
Seifer: We, the Midnight-Orphanage-Revised-Gang-Ultra-Elite society were all gathered here to witness ....
(His speech was broken up by a small light coming from Squall's door)
Squall: Hey guys... Huh? (*searching for the switch) (He finally found the switch; the room was filled by light and all he can see now is...) A monument?
(Ellone was standing on the left side of Seifer. Acts as if she was holding a gun pointing at Seifer's head;
Rinoa was standing at the right side of Seifer, same with Ellone's pose;
Seifer was standing between Ellone and Rinoa, holding his gunblade in front of him;
Fujin on the other hand, was kneeling in front of Seifer. Her hands were holding Seifer's Hyperion (of course she's not facing Seifer);
While Quistis was at the right side of the ref, her left hand and right foot were touching the fridge while her right hand was raised up diagonally;
Selphie was at the left side, same pose as Quistis;
Zell was sitting on top, looking upwards with his hands curved forming the letter "M", he was also pouting)
Others: (*beamed up) HI SQUALLY!
Squall: What in the world...?
Seifer: Uh (*gulps) We're just practicing a good fighting pose ...uh right guys?
Others: (*with a fake smile) Yeah!
Rinoa: (*still doing that pose) Yes Squall...um wassup? And where's the pizza?
Squall: Uh.. Odine told me that I have to wait 15 minutes more. I came here to inform you all about it.
Quistis: Ok then... I guess we have to "wait". (*still smiling)
Zell: (*still in that pose) G-Good bye S-Squall (*shaking)
Others: Yeah Buh-bye Squall, see you later!
Squall: (*raising his eyebrow) Ok! see you all....later. (*he opens the door)
Others: (*sigh in relief)
Seifer: Whew that was close!
Zell: uh Seif, can I...?
(Squall suddenly comes in again)
Others: (*gasp in shock) Squall!
Squall: And oh guys one more thing..um I would like to remind you all that whatever happens DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT OPEN THAT FRIDGE ok?
Others: (*nods but still smiling) Uh-huh! (*crossing there fingers behind them)
Squall: (*pointing at back of them) You can play with my ref just DON'T OPEN IT. (*he went outside, closing the door behind him)
Selphie: ohh what a bummer he did noticed the fridge after all our perspiring effort.
Ellone: At least he doesn't kill us for dragging this thing here.
Irvine: Come on guys, what are you all waiting for? Christmas?
Girls: Yeah!
Seifer: Ok Zell, you know what to do.
Zell: What?
Seifer: Grrrr the effects!
Zell: Oh! Ok!
(The lights went out again)
(Background sound: Twilight Zone's theme)
Girls: (*amazed with the effects) Ohhhh!
Seifer: (*clearing his throat) Ahem! Ok folks, I'll make it short this time. We, the M.O.R.G.U.E society were all gathered here to witness a great event..
(Zell positioned the lamp on top of the fridge)
Zell: There a good spotlight!
Seifer: (*holding the fridge's handle) Behold! Squall's.... ugh (*pulling the handle)
(Background music fades)
Others: (*gasp) Huh?
Seifer: (*pulling the handle once more) Arghh it won't open!
Rinoa: See I told ya!
Seifer: (*banging the fridge with his gunblade) OPEN YOU ....
Fujin: PATIENCE
Irvine: (*still hanging) Hey guys, I think it's locked!
Seifer: Geez I can see that KINNEAS!
Ellone: Um Zell..I know you're an expert with high-tech gadgets!
Zell: I am? (*he asks quizzically) yeah I am! (*laughs) Har har har! Let me take a good look at it. (*observing the ref) Hmmm (*rubbing his chin)
Seifer: What now Mr. Good-at-high-tech-things-chicken-wuss?
Zell: Hmm I therefore conclude that this thing is.....
Others: Is..?
Zell: that this thing is....LOCKED!
Seifer: (*slaps him at the back) Yeah we know that already!
Zell: (*scratching his head) Geez sorry!
Selphie: Hmm (*observing the fridge) hey look (*pointing at the handle) There are some buttons here and a key!
Seifer: Maybe we should push the right set of buttons and VOILA! We can get the goodies inside! And maybe the key was used just to fool us. Squall's a clever guy. He he he. He thought he can fool me with that easy-to-see key. (*continue to laugh)
Irvine: Now the problem is..what's the button combination?
Seifer: Let's see..hmm there's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, white..heck there's a lot of colors!
Others: (*frown)
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(Meanwhile, outside the Garden)
Squall: I hope they will not see the fridge key. Or else... (*sighs) anyway, it doesn't matter whether they discover what's "inside". I hope they won't freak out when they found out about ... (*smirks)
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Zell: I'm hungry as a bear!
Irvine: oh I'm hungry as a whale!
Fujin: ALL HUNGRY!
Quistis: What now Mr.-I-can-do-anything-except-to-open-Squall's-high-tech- fridge?!
Seifer: (*annoyed) I'm thinking here Trepe!
Fujin: FORCE! (*using her weapon, she sliced up the fridge's door)
Others: (*shocked)
(The door splits into two and they all peep what's inside Squall's mysterious ref)
All: (*gasp in horror) What the heck?
( Lots of odd-looking bottles containing unknown fluid can be found inside the said appliance)
Seifer: (*his hands were trembling, he reached out at the freezer's handle to see what's inside it)
Selphie: (*disgusted) Ekkkk is that a..brain inside that container?
Fujin: (*peeping inside the container) AFFIRMATIVE!
All: (*starts to panic) !!!
Ellone: (*frightened) Um..what about t-those weird looking b-bottles? What are those for? And w-what's inside it?
(Everyone looks at Seifer)
Seifer: (*hiding his fear) What are you all looking at?
Irvine: You're Mr. Fearless right?
Seifer: Of course! Hmmp bunch of cowards (*he tried to hide his shaking hands then he reaches inside to get the odd-looking bottles) Eww what's this stuff anyway? (*he opens the cap and peeps inside)
Others: (*waiting for Seifer's reaction) .....
Seifer: (*he hurriedly placed the bottle inside the fridge) .... (*looking at them with a scared look on his face) B-blood!
Irvine: OH NO! SQUALL IS A .... (the camera focuses on Irvine's expression) (*winks as the camera closes up his face) A MOSQUITO!!!!!
Seifer: (*pointing his gunblade at Irvine) Do you want to be squashed like a mosquito Kinneas?
Irvine: (*Scratching his head) ......
Zell: I KNOW! I KNOW! COMMANDER SQUALL LEONHART IS A........ (this time the camera shifts to focus Zell's face. It was too close one can view his nostrils) ughhh too close (the camera changes its position) MOSQUITO-MAN!
Seifer: (*slapping Zell at the nape) NO CHICKEN WUSS... Squall's a..
(the camera focuses at there faces)
ALL: VAMPIRE!!
~to be continued~
The author: Oh no! Our Hero is a vampire? What will the gang do about this? How about Rinoa's story? And I'm hungry, where's that dang pizza?
(I add this portion since it is Halloween hope you like it! Don't worry next time I'll make sure Rinoa's going to narrate the story. Happy Halloween!)