Arrival of the Weasleys
Sorry it took so long but we had to think about how to start this story so here it is!!!! LOL! Enjoy and please R&R!!!!! Thanks!!!!
Day after day, Harry thought to himself, "where the hell is Ron?" Harry was relieved to receive Ron's letter because Uncle Vernon was being a real pain. He was too into his thoughts that he didn't hear his Uncle Vernon yelling," HARRY POTTER! Get your bloody ass down here right this minute!" to these words, Harry thought, "now what does the fat bastard want? Probably wants to fight about my clothes than my hair."
As Harry raced downstairs to see why uncle Vernon was yelling, he was stopped by a crashing noise outside the house. As Harry and the Dursley's raced to the door to see what made that noise, Harry and the Dursley's were all shocked to see non other than...the Weasleys outside with their new flying car.
"What the devil are they doing here potter?" uncle Vernon questioned Harry while turning very purple. While at the other side of the door, the Weasley family got out of their new green Volkswagen and Ron said with a really astonishing look in his face, "Bloody hell Harry! You have changed." Harry chuckled and responded, "same to you mate!" and they both got carried away with their conversation about quidditch that they completely forgot about the Dursley's. Dudley interrupted the good scenario by saying, "hey mum, what's for dinner? I'm HUNGRY!!!" Harry gave Dudley a very annoyed looked and responded, " If you're so hungry, why don't you do yourself a favor and go over to the beach, get yourself a whale and while your there, you can get yourself a taco bell burrito. But on the other hand, why don't you just go to taco bell and eat the whole damn place?" At this, Ron was laughing so hard that he was drooling and dying of laughter.
Harry felt very proud of his come-back to Dudley, but Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia weren't feeling the exact same way, so they threw Harry the coldest and the most disgusting look ever. Dudley was ready to punch Harry in the stomach but Harry knew it would come. So he took out his wand and pointed it to Dudley's face and warned him that if he attempted anything to Harry or any of the Weasleys, he would turn Dudley into a big, fat, pink pig that would finally go with that tail he's had since the first year Harry attended Hogwarts.
As to break that really bad moment, Mrs. Weasley told Harry that they were going to pick him up to go to Diagon alley. And at hearing this, Uncle Vernon said, "finally
you're out of our hair for good! Go get your useless, magic (Uncle Vernon shuddered at the sound of the word) junk with you and that bloody pigeon and don't ever darken in our doorway again!"
"So you mean I really get to go with them?" Harry questioned with a really excited look in his face.
"Yes, yes, yes!!!!" bellowed Uncle Vernon, "Go now!"
"Alright, I'll be right back down," Harry said to the Weasleys as he raced upstairs with Ron to help him get his things ready.
Harry started packing his things with Ron's help. Ron decided that it was the perfect time to tell Harry about his dream of the mysterious girl. Harry was alas thinking the same.
"Harry," said Ron at the same time Harry called out Ron's name.
"Oh, you go first," said Harry chuckling softly at the way things were going.
"Alright mate," said Ron blushing softly. "Well, I've been having this dream, a really interesting dream."
"Blimey, Ron!" said Harry in an astonishing tone, "I've had an interesting dream too but it was about this really sensual girl." Harry finished saying this in a really excited way.
"Bloody hell", said Ron "The girl I've been dreaming about was as the one in your description" Ron said getting closer to Harry and whispered "These drams have been making me really horny, I've been masturbating out of this girl."
"Well Ron, I didn't want that many details" said Harry laughing at what Ron has just said.
Downstairs they heard Mr. and Mrs. Weasley calling them to hurry up. They both went downstairs and kept on telling their dreams and what they thought about it. When they got downstairs, they all got into the green Volkswagen and flew off Privet Drive.
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So what do you think? Good? Bad? Confusing? Or stupid? Next chapter, Ron and Harry will be at Diagon Alley and they'll start meeting new people. Please R & R and tell us how to start our next chapter. (When you read this, please tell your buds about it? Thank you!!!!)
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Cait Radcliffe- hey we tried to put a British accent into this chapter. Sorry if any disappointment but we are not British. We will still try and make it sound British a little more. Thanks!!!!!!!!!
Keysha112- hey thanks! And don't worry..we didn't forget about you..we have a special spot.
Lilmissperfect- Yes!!!!! We'll give more of the story!! It would get more interesting!!
Sorry it took so long but we had to think about how to start this story so here it is!!!! LOL! Enjoy and please R&R!!!!! Thanks!!!!
Day after day, Harry thought to himself, "where the hell is Ron?" Harry was relieved to receive Ron's letter because Uncle Vernon was being a real pain. He was too into his thoughts that he didn't hear his Uncle Vernon yelling," HARRY POTTER! Get your bloody ass down here right this minute!" to these words, Harry thought, "now what does the fat bastard want? Probably wants to fight about my clothes than my hair."
As Harry raced downstairs to see why uncle Vernon was yelling, he was stopped by a crashing noise outside the house. As Harry and the Dursley's raced to the door to see what made that noise, Harry and the Dursley's were all shocked to see non other than...the Weasleys outside with their new flying car.
"What the devil are they doing here potter?" uncle Vernon questioned Harry while turning very purple. While at the other side of the door, the Weasley family got out of their new green Volkswagen and Ron said with a really astonishing look in his face, "Bloody hell Harry! You have changed." Harry chuckled and responded, "same to you mate!" and they both got carried away with their conversation about quidditch that they completely forgot about the Dursley's. Dudley interrupted the good scenario by saying, "hey mum, what's for dinner? I'm HUNGRY!!!" Harry gave Dudley a very annoyed looked and responded, " If you're so hungry, why don't you do yourself a favor and go over to the beach, get yourself a whale and while your there, you can get yourself a taco bell burrito. But on the other hand, why don't you just go to taco bell and eat the whole damn place?" At this, Ron was laughing so hard that he was drooling and dying of laughter.
Harry felt very proud of his come-back to Dudley, but Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia weren't feeling the exact same way, so they threw Harry the coldest and the most disgusting look ever. Dudley was ready to punch Harry in the stomach but Harry knew it would come. So he took out his wand and pointed it to Dudley's face and warned him that if he attempted anything to Harry or any of the Weasleys, he would turn Dudley into a big, fat, pink pig that would finally go with that tail he's had since the first year Harry attended Hogwarts.
As to break that really bad moment, Mrs. Weasley told Harry that they were going to pick him up to go to Diagon alley. And at hearing this, Uncle Vernon said, "finally
you're out of our hair for good! Go get your useless, magic (Uncle Vernon shuddered at the sound of the word) junk with you and that bloody pigeon and don't ever darken in our doorway again!"
"So you mean I really get to go with them?" Harry questioned with a really excited look in his face.
"Yes, yes, yes!!!!" bellowed Uncle Vernon, "Go now!"
"Alright, I'll be right back down," Harry said to the Weasleys as he raced upstairs with Ron to help him get his things ready.
Harry started packing his things with Ron's help. Ron decided that it was the perfect time to tell Harry about his dream of the mysterious girl. Harry was alas thinking the same.
"Harry," said Ron at the same time Harry called out Ron's name.
"Oh, you go first," said Harry chuckling softly at the way things were going.
"Alright mate," said Ron blushing softly. "Well, I've been having this dream, a really interesting dream."
"Blimey, Ron!" said Harry in an astonishing tone, "I've had an interesting dream too but it was about this really sensual girl." Harry finished saying this in a really excited way.
"Bloody hell", said Ron "The girl I've been dreaming about was as the one in your description" Ron said getting closer to Harry and whispered "These drams have been making me really horny, I've been masturbating out of this girl."
"Well Ron, I didn't want that many details" said Harry laughing at what Ron has just said.
Downstairs they heard Mr. and Mrs. Weasley calling them to hurry up. They both went downstairs and kept on telling their dreams and what they thought about it. When they got downstairs, they all got into the green Volkswagen and flew off Privet Drive.
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So what do you think? Good? Bad? Confusing? Or stupid? Next chapter, Ron and Harry will be at Diagon Alley and they'll start meeting new people. Please R & R and tell us how to start our next chapter. (When you read this, please tell your buds about it? Thank you!!!!)
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Cait Radcliffe- hey we tried to put a British accent into this chapter. Sorry if any disappointment but we are not British. We will still try and make it sound British a little more. Thanks!!!!!!!!!
Keysha112- hey thanks! And don't worry..we didn't forget about you..we have a special spot.
Lilmissperfect- Yes!!!!! We'll give more of the story!! It would get more interesting!!