Buffy had cheered up considerably over the night, and on their first day
back, she was back to being her old perky, bright, and cocky self. She had
her mouth back, that was for sure, as she had used her fatal words that
could diss ANYONE against Snape...
"So, Halliwell, I hear you tried to commit suicide. I see you didn't go through with it. Pity." Snape drawled, walking past her and her group at breakfast. Buffy simply turned, sucked on her lollipop for a few more seconds.
"Yeah, well, I guess I must've seen YOUR face and decided," Buffy shrugged in a cheerful way, smiling, "Hey! I'd rather go to hell then have to see you terribly greasy head before I have a heart-attack, now don't you think?" Buffy cocked her head.
Snape turned paler then usual, as he had thought he'd finally dissed her after 5 years of trying, and walked away with Malfoy. Buffy smiled, plopped her lollipop back in her mouth, and turned back to her friends, who were laughing hard. Buffy NEVER failed to diss Snape. It was like it was her sole purpose. Except of course for annoying the hell out of, and then getting on the good side of the teachers. Basically, she to love to play mind games. (Lol, well, it's TRUE, ask FaithHalliwell. I absolutely LOVE to play mind games!) It always amused everyone how she could be pissed beyond reason one minute, and then be cheerful or another thing the next.
"That was awesome, Buffy!" Remus said excitedly.
"I know! Did you see his face? It was-"James started.
"Priceless." Buffy finished his sentence for him.
"So, let's get up to date on our detention count shall we?" Buffy said, still sucking on her lollipop, her tongue now slightly white as it was 'Black Ice' as she had called it.
"Yes, shall we?" Sirius agreed.
"503." Remus told them.
"546." James shot back.
"567." Sirius topped both of them.
"HA! Beat you all. 597." Buffy stated, smiling triumphantly, then stuck her tongue out at them, then sucking on her lollipop, in what James and Sirius thought of as an 'arrogant' way. They all groaned.
"400." Peter said. They all stopped, looking at Peter. Buffy looked funny as she had her lollipop halfway back to her mouth, and they were all gazing at him silently. After a few moments of stunned silence, they all, except Peter, burst out laughing. Buffy flipped her hair, which was down and flat today, over her shoulders, still laughing, and started sucking on her lollipop (is this thing annoying you too?). They quieted down after a little, and Buffy pulled out something in her bag and said,
"So, you ready for our back-to-school-prank today?" Buffy said mischievously, waving the bag of fireworks. They all smiled at her, shaking their heads at the risks she always took, and all mumbled 'yes'.
"So, guess what? Full moon tonight. First day back, too." Remus said, making Buffy bounce up and down in her seat with excitement, almost swallowing her lollipop, saying,
"Oooooooh, really? Guess what? I've been practicing over the summer, and I can get my eyes to turn different colors now. But they're usually yellow when I transform." Buffy said.
"So it looks all cool and stuff and-holy shit! We're gonna be late for Transfiguration!" Buffy exclaimed, after looking at her wristwatch. Sirius, James, and Remus shrugged, and Sirius asked,
"Why? Transfiguration starts at 9:00 a.m. What time is it?"
"EIGHT FIFTY-EIGHT!" Buffy shouted, making Remus, James, Peter, and Sirius all look at her in a horrified gaze.
"WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" Sirius roared, and they all scrambled to grab their things. They all sprinted to the classroom, and made it there just in time. Buffy, now in a bad mood, as she had to throw out her only halfway done lollipop, was sulking, and sat down next to Sirius and James. Professor McGonagall looked at Buffy and said,
"Don't give me that look, Miss Halliwell. You could choke to death on those things."
When McGonagall turned around, Sirius saw Buffy give her a mocking look as mumble,
"Don't give me that look, Miss Halliwell. You could choke to death."
"I HEARD that, Miss Halliwell." McGonagall said, making Buffy flush.
"Now, today we will be reviewing Animagi. Animagi is a very complex thing to do, and can come out terribly wrong, so I advise you all to not do it without help from someone like myself." McGonagall said, making the five marauders look down, forcing them selves, except Buffy who didn't know how, not to whistle. McGonagall continued for about a good thirty minutes, before Buffy raised her hand.
"Yes, Miss Halliwell?"
"Well, I was just wondering; what happens if someone gets caught as an unregistered Animagus?" Buffy asked.
"They get a life sentence to Azkaban, Miss Halliwell." McGonagall answered, making the all the marauders pale.
"Oh sh-"Sirius' hand flew to Buffy's mouth, effectively quieting her, until she bit him and McGonagall raised her eyebrows and said,
"Are you going to finish that?"
"No, mam. I'm not."
"Why do you ask, Miss Halliwell?"
"No reason." Buffy said, gulping, and the professor turned and proceeded to teach.
Buffy pulled out her notebook, scribbled something, and passed it to Sirius.
Sirius opened the note which said:
What if we get caught?
Sirius pulled out his quill, wrote something, folded it, and passed it back to Buffy. Buffy opened it, and read silently:
We won't get caught.
They silently passed back and forth
But what if we do?
We won't, Buffy. Relax.
Whatever you say. Buffy wrote back. Sirius didn't pass back, and as the teacher had her back turned, so Buffy pulled out her invisible lollipop, which she hadn't actually thrown away, but just made invisible. She sucked on it for a few second, when Sirius passed her a note, and Buffy was thankful McGonagall had her back turned. She opened the note:
What are you doing? Don't you know teachers can see invisible things in their classrooms?
Buffy lurched forward, paled, and choked on her lollipop. She scribbled frantically,
They can?
Yes!
Oh shit, I'm dead!
Sirius smirked at Buffy's last words, and smiled when the invisibility charm began to wear off, and he heard Buffy muttering a string of curse words. But Sirius smiled even wider when McGonagall turned, and Buffy chucked the lollipop behind her, hitting Snape on the head with it, hard. Hard enough to make him fall off his chair and onto the floor, and it stuck to his hair.
"Miss Halliwell." The professor started.
"Yes?" Buffy said, trying her best not to laugh and look innocent at the same time.
"Detention tonight. Here. With me."
"Oh awesome! More detent-," Buffy stopped mid-sentence, and then pretended to not like the news as she realized that she'd given away that she actually WANTED detentions, " I mean, oh no! More detention! Damn!"
"Class dismissed!" McGonagall called, and said,
"Miss Halliwell, Mr. Black, and Mr. Potter, you will be here at 8:00 p.m. tonight in my office. I will decide what you shall do then.
"What did we do?" Sirius and James said at the same time Buffy said,
"What did they do?"
"Mr. Black has detention for passing notes in class, yes, Black, I saw that," McGonagall added at Sirius' face," and Mr. Potter has detention for falling asleep in class."
Buffy and Sirius both looked at James like he was mad.
"You fell asleep on the first day back?! In McGonagalls class?" They both said, then Buffy added,
"Are you mad?"
"No, but I'm gonna be pissed if you two don't stop nagging on me." James answered coolly.
"Aw...What's little baby James gonna do? Get mad and throw a temper tantrum?" Buffy said in a baby voice.
"No, but maybe if I try to commit suicide, that'd do the trick." James spat, then cringed at the hurt look on Buffy's face.
"Mr. Potter!" McGonagall exclaimed.
"James!" Sirius said, incredulous. Buffy stepped forward, slapped him, and said,
"And I actually thought you were my friend."
"Well, I guess you thought wrong." James snarled. Sirius gave him a 'shut the hell up before I hit you' look, and was about to do just that when Buffy ran out of the room. Sirius said,
"Good job, mate." And with that, Sirius ran after Buffy.
Authors Note: For all of you, NO I am NOT suicidal. I just wanted Buffy to be for that chappy. And I'm mad at James right now, I don't know why, I just am, probably because what he did to Lily in 'A Long Way Home', so I'm gonna have Buffy get revenge on him in a horrible way. And I'd just like to say:
THANK YOU! To all my reviewers! Thank god for you because I was gonna stop writing this after the flame I got from that Monica girl, so I'd just like to say this, now I don't normally say this, but she deserves it so here it goes:
SCREW YOU MONICA! (P.S. Not you, Monica Black, you're one of my faithful reviewers
"So, Halliwell, I hear you tried to commit suicide. I see you didn't go through with it. Pity." Snape drawled, walking past her and her group at breakfast. Buffy simply turned, sucked on her lollipop for a few more seconds.
"Yeah, well, I guess I must've seen YOUR face and decided," Buffy shrugged in a cheerful way, smiling, "Hey! I'd rather go to hell then have to see you terribly greasy head before I have a heart-attack, now don't you think?" Buffy cocked her head.
Snape turned paler then usual, as he had thought he'd finally dissed her after 5 years of trying, and walked away with Malfoy. Buffy smiled, plopped her lollipop back in her mouth, and turned back to her friends, who were laughing hard. Buffy NEVER failed to diss Snape. It was like it was her sole purpose. Except of course for annoying the hell out of, and then getting on the good side of the teachers. Basically, she to love to play mind games. (Lol, well, it's TRUE, ask FaithHalliwell. I absolutely LOVE to play mind games!) It always amused everyone how she could be pissed beyond reason one minute, and then be cheerful or another thing the next.
"That was awesome, Buffy!" Remus said excitedly.
"I know! Did you see his face? It was-"James started.
"Priceless." Buffy finished his sentence for him.
"So, let's get up to date on our detention count shall we?" Buffy said, still sucking on her lollipop, her tongue now slightly white as it was 'Black Ice' as she had called it.
"Yes, shall we?" Sirius agreed.
"503." Remus told them.
"546." James shot back.
"567." Sirius topped both of them.
"HA! Beat you all. 597." Buffy stated, smiling triumphantly, then stuck her tongue out at them, then sucking on her lollipop, in what James and Sirius thought of as an 'arrogant' way. They all groaned.
"400." Peter said. They all stopped, looking at Peter. Buffy looked funny as she had her lollipop halfway back to her mouth, and they were all gazing at him silently. After a few moments of stunned silence, they all, except Peter, burst out laughing. Buffy flipped her hair, which was down and flat today, over her shoulders, still laughing, and started sucking on her lollipop (is this thing annoying you too?). They quieted down after a little, and Buffy pulled out something in her bag and said,
"So, you ready for our back-to-school-prank today?" Buffy said mischievously, waving the bag of fireworks. They all smiled at her, shaking their heads at the risks she always took, and all mumbled 'yes'.
"So, guess what? Full moon tonight. First day back, too." Remus said, making Buffy bounce up and down in her seat with excitement, almost swallowing her lollipop, saying,
"Oooooooh, really? Guess what? I've been practicing over the summer, and I can get my eyes to turn different colors now. But they're usually yellow when I transform." Buffy said.
"So it looks all cool and stuff and-holy shit! We're gonna be late for Transfiguration!" Buffy exclaimed, after looking at her wristwatch. Sirius, James, and Remus shrugged, and Sirius asked,
"Why? Transfiguration starts at 9:00 a.m. What time is it?"
"EIGHT FIFTY-EIGHT!" Buffy shouted, making Remus, James, Peter, and Sirius all look at her in a horrified gaze.
"WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" Sirius roared, and they all scrambled to grab their things. They all sprinted to the classroom, and made it there just in time. Buffy, now in a bad mood, as she had to throw out her only halfway done lollipop, was sulking, and sat down next to Sirius and James. Professor McGonagall looked at Buffy and said,
"Don't give me that look, Miss Halliwell. You could choke to death on those things."
When McGonagall turned around, Sirius saw Buffy give her a mocking look as mumble,
"Don't give me that look, Miss Halliwell. You could choke to death."
"I HEARD that, Miss Halliwell." McGonagall said, making Buffy flush.
"Now, today we will be reviewing Animagi. Animagi is a very complex thing to do, and can come out terribly wrong, so I advise you all to not do it without help from someone like myself." McGonagall said, making the five marauders look down, forcing them selves, except Buffy who didn't know how, not to whistle. McGonagall continued for about a good thirty minutes, before Buffy raised her hand.
"Yes, Miss Halliwell?"
"Well, I was just wondering; what happens if someone gets caught as an unregistered Animagus?" Buffy asked.
"They get a life sentence to Azkaban, Miss Halliwell." McGonagall answered, making the all the marauders pale.
"Oh sh-"Sirius' hand flew to Buffy's mouth, effectively quieting her, until she bit him and McGonagall raised her eyebrows and said,
"Are you going to finish that?"
"No, mam. I'm not."
"Why do you ask, Miss Halliwell?"
"No reason." Buffy said, gulping, and the professor turned and proceeded to teach.
Buffy pulled out her notebook, scribbled something, and passed it to Sirius.
Sirius opened the note which said:
What if we get caught?
Sirius pulled out his quill, wrote something, folded it, and passed it back to Buffy. Buffy opened it, and read silently:
We won't get caught.
They silently passed back and forth
But what if we do?
We won't, Buffy. Relax.
Whatever you say. Buffy wrote back. Sirius didn't pass back, and as the teacher had her back turned, so Buffy pulled out her invisible lollipop, which she hadn't actually thrown away, but just made invisible. She sucked on it for a few second, when Sirius passed her a note, and Buffy was thankful McGonagall had her back turned. She opened the note:
What are you doing? Don't you know teachers can see invisible things in their classrooms?
Buffy lurched forward, paled, and choked on her lollipop. She scribbled frantically,
They can?
Yes!
Oh shit, I'm dead!
Sirius smirked at Buffy's last words, and smiled when the invisibility charm began to wear off, and he heard Buffy muttering a string of curse words. But Sirius smiled even wider when McGonagall turned, and Buffy chucked the lollipop behind her, hitting Snape on the head with it, hard. Hard enough to make him fall off his chair and onto the floor, and it stuck to his hair.
"Miss Halliwell." The professor started.
"Yes?" Buffy said, trying her best not to laugh and look innocent at the same time.
"Detention tonight. Here. With me."
"Oh awesome! More detent-," Buffy stopped mid-sentence, and then pretended to not like the news as she realized that she'd given away that she actually WANTED detentions, " I mean, oh no! More detention! Damn!"
"Class dismissed!" McGonagall called, and said,
"Miss Halliwell, Mr. Black, and Mr. Potter, you will be here at 8:00 p.m. tonight in my office. I will decide what you shall do then.
"What did we do?" Sirius and James said at the same time Buffy said,
"What did they do?"
"Mr. Black has detention for passing notes in class, yes, Black, I saw that," McGonagall added at Sirius' face," and Mr. Potter has detention for falling asleep in class."
Buffy and Sirius both looked at James like he was mad.
"You fell asleep on the first day back?! In McGonagalls class?" They both said, then Buffy added,
"Are you mad?"
"No, but I'm gonna be pissed if you two don't stop nagging on me." James answered coolly.
"Aw...What's little baby James gonna do? Get mad and throw a temper tantrum?" Buffy said in a baby voice.
"No, but maybe if I try to commit suicide, that'd do the trick." James spat, then cringed at the hurt look on Buffy's face.
"Mr. Potter!" McGonagall exclaimed.
"James!" Sirius said, incredulous. Buffy stepped forward, slapped him, and said,
"And I actually thought you were my friend."
"Well, I guess you thought wrong." James snarled. Sirius gave him a 'shut the hell up before I hit you' look, and was about to do just that when Buffy ran out of the room. Sirius said,
"Good job, mate." And with that, Sirius ran after Buffy.
Authors Note: For all of you, NO I am NOT suicidal. I just wanted Buffy to be for that chappy. And I'm mad at James right now, I don't know why, I just am, probably because what he did to Lily in 'A Long Way Home', so I'm gonna have Buffy get revenge on him in a horrible way. And I'd just like to say:
THANK YOU! To all my reviewers! Thank god for you because I was gonna stop writing this after the flame I got from that Monica girl, so I'd just like to say this, now I don't normally say this, but she deserves it so here it goes:
SCREW YOU MONICA! (P.S. Not you, Monica Black, you're one of my faithful reviewers