Chapter 4: Surviving the Ride
Last chapter, we left poor Kaiba surrounded by hyper bouncing teenagers
Mirrowa:*sobs* I feel so sorry for him
Bunny: When did you start feeling sorry for anybody?
Mirrowa: That's so insensitive!!
Bunny: see, now you're the cold person!!!
Mirrowa: How am I cold?
Bunny: You just are!!!
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Joey: Kaiba, why are you locking everything up?
Kaiba: You think that I'm going to trust anything of value?
Joey: are you saying that I'm not trustworthy?
Kaiba: what do you think I'm saying?
Joey: why you *&*#!!!!!
Kaiba: *wonders aloud* can mutts come up with anything besides curses that are so unoriginal?
Tea: *slowly* f-r-i-e-n-d-s-h-i-p i-s i-m-p-o-r-t-a-n-t b-e-c-a-u-s-e
Kaiba: Why don't you stop your preppy cheerleading speeches and go hide in a corner or the limo before I decide to throw you out (that is sooo original!!!)
Tea: *sniffs, "tries" to be "brave" meaning tries to not cry* Fine
Tristan: that's a lot better, thanks Kaiba!
Kaiba: *silence*
Tristan: Hello, I'm talking to you
Kaiba: (working on laptop) *murmurs* I don't waste my time talking to someone who has no opinion of his own
Tristan: you don't have to tell the truth in front of everyone!!!
Bakura: Will YOU SHUT UP!!!
Yugi: OH MY GOD!!! BAKURA SAID SHUT UP
Bakura: well, I can't hold it inside all the time!!!
Driver: *announcing* we will be at the destination in ten minutes
Kaiba: Finally I can get away from you freaks *looks around* WHERE IS MOKUBA?
Yugi: I don't know!!! I think we left him at the shop
Kaiba: WE HAVE TO GO BACK FOR HIM!!!
Yugi: NO you will drop us off at the party, then we can go back for him
Kaiba: But-but
*everyone in the limo except for the driver jumps on Kaiba and finally succeeds in tying Kaiba up*
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In their Limo, Isis and Malik seem to have some problems of their own
Isis: Malik, can you shut the @$#% up for one minute???
Malik: I can't stop my yami from taking over my body and making evil plaaaaans
Marik: Hello Isis, NOW CROUCH DOWN IN FEAR
Isis: geez, I have work to do, and have you worked in any of those anger management classes?
Marik: no, but that's not the point, when are we going to get to the party,
Isis: never if you don't shut up now
Marik *turns back to Malik*: okay
Isis: *looks through window* Malik, isin't that little boy Seto Kaiba's brother?
Malik: By Ra, it is him *calls to Mokuba who is crying at the moment in his baby dragon costume* Hey Mokuba, are you going to the party
Mokuba: *sniffs* ye-es, but by brother *sniffs* left me here *wails at that thought*
Isis: Now, now, don't cry, we'll give you a ride, we're going there ourselves
Mokuba: thanks
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After ten minutes, everyone arrives at the Party and exchanges greetings which included on Joey getting a few punches from Kaiba and hugs from Mokuba who seemed to forget very quickly that his brother accidentally left him at the costume shop
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Mirrowa: awww, isn't that cute?
Bunny: it's just like you to get all mishy-mushy
Kaiba: You know what? Let's all call a truce, by the way Mirrowa, entente means truce
Mirrowa: *embarassed* I knew that
Bunny + Kaiba: Sure you did