Usual drill, not mine, no money, etc..
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Squish
Vampyre AU (Post Night Dreams)
by Icka! M. Chif
"OHAAAYYYOOOO!!!"
((GLOMP!))
*giiish*
Shin'ichi promptly went red as a particular part of a female's anatomy was unexpectedly pressed up against his back and the added weight of a body pitched him forward. "Aaah!"
"You're looking very cheerful today!" An un-familiar long haired girl chirped from her overly familiarly position, draped over his shoulders.
He squeaked in return, blushing bright red. "Geh?"
Hattori cracked up laughing as Hakuba maintained his poker face. Conan snorted, slightly bemused by his larger self's situation.
Which appeared to be the cue for an attack upon him. "You're so CUTEEE!!!" The girl squealed, releasing Shin'ichi to pick up Conan and wrapping him in an over zealous bear hug.
"Waugh!" He panicked, his hands desperately fluttering as he attempted to pull his head out of her cleavage. He paused after a second, a curious look on his face as he experimentally poked one of the breasts.
Hakuba nonchalantly stepped on Hattori's foot in a futile attempt to stop the Kansai werewolf from howling with laughter.
"Wait a minute." The strange girl's grasp loosed just enough so that the small boy could reach over and grab Shin'ichi's hand and press it to her chest.
Shin'ichi panicked for the second time in under a minute. "Hey! Whoa! What are you DOING?!" He demanded, his voice cracking on the last word.
"Can't you tell?" Conan asked, his usual calm back in full force.
The girl just giggled, bemused as the Detective of the East stopped freaking out to analyse what his senses were telling him.
*squish squish*
"Wait..." He peered into the girls face. "Kid?!"
Hattori almost fell over, laughing so hard. Hakuba finally allowed a bemused expression to escape his normally stoic face.
Kid the Phantom Thief grinned back. "Yup!" He cheered, in a distinctly girlish tone.
Conan poked the thief's 'breasts' again, watching them wiggle. "Just what -are- those?"
Shin'ichi frowned, poking the jiggling mounds as well with no small measure of confusion.
"Jell-o filled water balloons!" Kid smiled, completely comfortable with the fact that A: He was dressed completely in drag, B: He had just glomped both Detectives of the East, male and C: He was currently being felt up by the Detectives of the East.
"How did you get the jell-o in the balloons?" Shin'ichi puzzled.
"Wasn't easy."
Hakuba cleared his throat, a subtle warning as the girls appeared. Shin'ichi pulled his hands back as if he'd just been burned, looking absurdly guilty. The Kid giggled girlishly, nearly sending Shin'ichi into catatonic shock once more.
"What are you doing here anyway?" Conan asked, his face in a serious mask. "And please put me down."
The thief chuckled and carefully complied. "Well, I certainly can't walk up to you and give you information dressed as the Kid, and my reputation would be shot if that got out that I was helping you."
"And he's obviously not going to show up in -normal- clothes and still keep his identity 'secret'." Hakuba added with a slight jab of his own. He was still a bit sore about his ties to the phantom thief. But a deal was a deal. He didn't give away the Kid's secrets, and the Kid didn't use him as a life-sized marionette.
"Which means that disguise is the only way to go." Kid shrugged, standing up. He did a coyish turn on one foot, the skirt flaring out as he turned. "How do I look?"
The twins coughed and sputtered while Hattori went into peals of fresh laughter and Hakuba muttered something uncomplimentary under his breath.
"Hi!" Ran, Kazuha and Aoko walked up. Kazuha grinned at the new person, a bit of a leery look in her eyes. "Who's your friend?"
"Oh." Shin'ichi deadpanned, looking less than interested. "That's just Ki-"
Kid casually stepped on the detective's foot, jumping forward to greet the girls with energetic bouncing and cheerful smiles. "I'm Kiki, desu!"
Hattori nearly fell over, rolling with laughter. Hakuba debated giving him a kick in the pants but ultimately decided against it as too much effort.
'Kiki' cheerfully pulled the group along, laughing and talking with the girls like she'd always been there, and flirting outrageously with everyone, much to Shin'ichi's dismay. (The Kid may have been cross dressing, but a pretty girl was still a pretty girl, no matter what clothing he was wearing.)
After a few moments, Hattori got his laughter under control enough to ask Hakuba a question. "How come you weren't surprised at his appearance?"
Hakuba raised an eyebrow. "I always know where he is." He deadpanned.
Hattori nodded. Drawing energy from the thief would form that sort of bond.
"And you?" The British detective inquired.
Hattori tapped his nose. "Did a pretty good job covering it up with perfume, but a strange scent tipped me off."
Hakuba raised an inquiring eyebrow.
"Strawberry."
"Well," Hakuba commented drly. "They do say there's always room for Jell-o."
fin.
ohayo = Good Morning. Typical glomping battle cry.
Is called 'Squish' because of a webcomic called 'Sparkling Generation
Valkyrie Yuuki' by KittyHawk. If you haven't read it, highly
recommend it. 'Squish Squish' indeed...
This comes from a couple of supervisors at a previous retail job. For
Halloween, she dressed as a guy and he dressed as a girl. (both did a
really good job of it too)
But they're standing there at the front of the store when he proudly
tells her to feel his boobs. She is really leery of it when he puts
her hands on them and tells her to squeeze.
Both of them are groping the falsies and marvelling about how
realistic the jell-o filled water balloons feel when a customer walks
in. o_O Whoops.
Also understand that rice or barley filled pantyhose work well too.
^^;;
Still need to get Shin'ichi and Saguru in drag, dangit.
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Squish
Vampyre AU (Post Night Dreams)
by Icka! M. Chif
"OHAAAYYYOOOO!!!"
((GLOMP!))
*giiish*
Shin'ichi promptly went red as a particular part of a female's anatomy was unexpectedly pressed up against his back and the added weight of a body pitched him forward. "Aaah!"
"You're looking very cheerful today!" An un-familiar long haired girl chirped from her overly familiarly position, draped over his shoulders.
He squeaked in return, blushing bright red. "Geh?"
Hattori cracked up laughing as Hakuba maintained his poker face. Conan snorted, slightly bemused by his larger self's situation.
Which appeared to be the cue for an attack upon him. "You're so CUTEEE!!!" The girl squealed, releasing Shin'ichi to pick up Conan and wrapping him in an over zealous bear hug.
"Waugh!" He panicked, his hands desperately fluttering as he attempted to pull his head out of her cleavage. He paused after a second, a curious look on his face as he experimentally poked one of the breasts.
Hakuba nonchalantly stepped on Hattori's foot in a futile attempt to stop the Kansai werewolf from howling with laughter.
"Wait a minute." The strange girl's grasp loosed just enough so that the small boy could reach over and grab Shin'ichi's hand and press it to her chest.
Shin'ichi panicked for the second time in under a minute. "Hey! Whoa! What are you DOING?!" He demanded, his voice cracking on the last word.
"Can't you tell?" Conan asked, his usual calm back in full force.
The girl just giggled, bemused as the Detective of the East stopped freaking out to analyse what his senses were telling him.
*squish squish*
"Wait..." He peered into the girls face. "Kid?!"
Hattori almost fell over, laughing so hard. Hakuba finally allowed a bemused expression to escape his normally stoic face.
Kid the Phantom Thief grinned back. "Yup!" He cheered, in a distinctly girlish tone.
Conan poked the thief's 'breasts' again, watching them wiggle. "Just what -are- those?"
Shin'ichi frowned, poking the jiggling mounds as well with no small measure of confusion.
"Jell-o filled water balloons!" Kid smiled, completely comfortable with the fact that A: He was dressed completely in drag, B: He had just glomped both Detectives of the East, male and C: He was currently being felt up by the Detectives of the East.
"How did you get the jell-o in the balloons?" Shin'ichi puzzled.
"Wasn't easy."
Hakuba cleared his throat, a subtle warning as the girls appeared. Shin'ichi pulled his hands back as if he'd just been burned, looking absurdly guilty. The Kid giggled girlishly, nearly sending Shin'ichi into catatonic shock once more.
"What are you doing here anyway?" Conan asked, his face in a serious mask. "And please put me down."
The thief chuckled and carefully complied. "Well, I certainly can't walk up to you and give you information dressed as the Kid, and my reputation would be shot if that got out that I was helping you."
"And he's obviously not going to show up in -normal- clothes and still keep his identity 'secret'." Hakuba added with a slight jab of his own. He was still a bit sore about his ties to the phantom thief. But a deal was a deal. He didn't give away the Kid's secrets, and the Kid didn't use him as a life-sized marionette.
"Which means that disguise is the only way to go." Kid shrugged, standing up. He did a coyish turn on one foot, the skirt flaring out as he turned. "How do I look?"
The twins coughed and sputtered while Hattori went into peals of fresh laughter and Hakuba muttered something uncomplimentary under his breath.
"Hi!" Ran, Kazuha and Aoko walked up. Kazuha grinned at the new person, a bit of a leery look in her eyes. "Who's your friend?"
"Oh." Shin'ichi deadpanned, looking less than interested. "That's just Ki-"
Kid casually stepped on the detective's foot, jumping forward to greet the girls with energetic bouncing and cheerful smiles. "I'm Kiki, desu!"
Hattori nearly fell over, rolling with laughter. Hakuba debated giving him a kick in the pants but ultimately decided against it as too much effort.
'Kiki' cheerfully pulled the group along, laughing and talking with the girls like she'd always been there, and flirting outrageously with everyone, much to Shin'ichi's dismay. (The Kid may have been cross dressing, but a pretty girl was still a pretty girl, no matter what clothing he was wearing.)
After a few moments, Hattori got his laughter under control enough to ask Hakuba a question. "How come you weren't surprised at his appearance?"
Hakuba raised an eyebrow. "I always know where he is." He deadpanned.
Hattori nodded. Drawing energy from the thief would form that sort of bond.
"And you?" The British detective inquired.
Hattori tapped his nose. "Did a pretty good job covering it up with perfume, but a strange scent tipped me off."
Hakuba raised an inquiring eyebrow.
"Strawberry."
"Well," Hakuba commented drly. "They do say there's always room for Jell-o."
fin.
ohayo = Good Morning. Typical glomping battle cry.
Is called 'Squish' because of a webcomic called 'Sparkling Generation
Valkyrie Yuuki' by KittyHawk. If you haven't read it, highly
recommend it. 'Squish Squish' indeed...
This comes from a couple of supervisors at a previous retail job. For
Halloween, she dressed as a guy and he dressed as a girl. (both did a
really good job of it too)
But they're standing there at the front of the store when he proudly
tells her to feel his boobs. She is really leery of it when he puts
her hands on them and tells her to squeeze.
Both of them are groping the falsies and marvelling about how
realistic the jell-o filled water balloons feel when a customer walks
in. o_O Whoops.
Also understand that rice or barley filled pantyhose work well too.
^^;;
Still need to get Shin'ichi and Saguru in drag, dangit.