Chapter seven: Who will be sacrificed??
This is one of my very bad fanfics, so if you like insanity and a humorous, forgot-to-spell-check story, then by all means please continue. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The YGO cast continued down the path found by Seto Kaiba. Joey seemed to have settled down, but kept whimpering.
Joey *mutters*: I'm not scared of da dark, I am not scared of da dark
Kaiba: Will you shut up!?!?!
Joey *scowls*
Tea: Now now boys, we don't need a fight
Kaiba: (mutters something inappropriate for readers)
Tea: *Gasps*
Yugi: Kaiba, you wouldn't dare!
Kaiba: Watch me!
Kaiba proceeded onto cutting one of Tea's high heels off, so she has to shut up in order to completely focus her dim-witted brain on walking with only one heel.
Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO MY LAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan: What was that?
Random Surfer Dude #1: DUDE, it was a scary voice
Tristan: oh, ok
Voice: mwahahahhaah, in order to proceed past this door, one of you has to be left behind!
YGO cast + random surfer dude #1: Where is the door? (or in the case of the surfer dude: Dude, where is the door?)
*Random Door appears*
Voice: Decide now! Who will be left behind?
Authoress: Because of the inappropriate language in the next scene, all bad words will be substituted with "puppy"
Kaiba: Easy, I pick the puppy mutt
Joey: NOOOOO I puppy vote for um...Yugi!
Yugi *puppy (this is the real word! Not a substitution) dog eyes*: WHAT the puppy????
Mokuba: Don't vote for Yugi, you puppy of a puppy!
Kaiba: Mokuba! You shouldn't even be saying puppy, and Tea, if it's not the mutt, then it's you that puppy goes!
Mokuba: I can say puppy what ever puppy I puppy want
Tea: Woah, that is some puppy sentence
Mokuba: Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy!!!
Marik: You won't even be puppy staying puppy long Tea
Tea: Who would be in their puppy minds to puppy vote for me?
Voice: WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE PUPPY UP!?!?!?!?!
Mai: Only if you puppy would
Voice: No, you wouldn't want me to shut the puppy up because I am the only one who knows how to get out of here!
Mai (being oh so-blond): Shut the *gets mouth covered by Joey*
Voice: Beside you, you will find a slip of paper and a pencil. Write down your name and the name of the one who you want to sacrifice to eternal doom!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA
*YGO cast all write names down*
Voice: Now, put the slips of paper into the basket before you
*YGO cast obliges*
Voice *laughs*: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I now have the results! The one voted off is..*dum dum dum dum* Tristan!
Tristan: WTF?!?!?!?!!
Rest of the Cast: Sorry, we didn't think you'd mind and the authoress didn't like people who couldn't think for themselves.
Authoress: Yup yup, you were getting to be too minor of a character. I had considered Tea or Joey, but I would like some fun with them first..
Tristan: I'LL KILL YOU (just like the rest of your math class wants to) *brandishes knife*!!!!!
Authoress: Uh oh.*runs*
Voice: Now, we can't have that.*presses button*
Abnormally hot-headed Tristan: *falls into a hole*
*the twin doors open* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What will happen next? Who is this "voice"? And has the authoress's math class killed her yet? Find out in the next chappie of um.*refers back to title* oh yeah, Halloween Night.
This is one of my very bad fanfics, so if you like insanity and a humorous, forgot-to-spell-check story, then by all means please continue. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The YGO cast continued down the path found by Seto Kaiba. Joey seemed to have settled down, but kept whimpering.
Joey *mutters*: I'm not scared of da dark, I am not scared of da dark
Kaiba: Will you shut up!?!?!
Joey *scowls*
Tea: Now now boys, we don't need a fight
Kaiba: (mutters something inappropriate for readers)
Tea: *Gasps*
Yugi: Kaiba, you wouldn't dare!
Kaiba: Watch me!
Kaiba proceeded onto cutting one of Tea's high heels off, so she has to shut up in order to completely focus her dim-witted brain on walking with only one heel.
Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO MY LAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan: What was that?
Random Surfer Dude #1: DUDE, it was a scary voice
Tristan: oh, ok
Voice: mwahahahhaah, in order to proceed past this door, one of you has to be left behind!
YGO cast + random surfer dude #1: Where is the door? (or in the case of the surfer dude: Dude, where is the door?)
*Random Door appears*
Voice: Decide now! Who will be left behind?
Authoress: Because of the inappropriate language in the next scene, all bad words will be substituted with "puppy"
Kaiba: Easy, I pick the puppy mutt
Joey: NOOOOO I puppy vote for um...Yugi!
Yugi *puppy (this is the real word! Not a substitution) dog eyes*: WHAT the puppy????
Mokuba: Don't vote for Yugi, you puppy of a puppy!
Kaiba: Mokuba! You shouldn't even be saying puppy, and Tea, if it's not the mutt, then it's you that puppy goes!
Mokuba: I can say puppy what ever puppy I puppy want
Tea: Woah, that is some puppy sentence
Mokuba: Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy!!!
Marik: You won't even be puppy staying puppy long Tea
Tea: Who would be in their puppy minds to puppy vote for me?
Voice: WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE PUPPY UP!?!?!?!?!
Mai: Only if you puppy would
Voice: No, you wouldn't want me to shut the puppy up because I am the only one who knows how to get out of here!
Mai (being oh so-blond): Shut the *gets mouth covered by Joey*
Voice: Beside you, you will find a slip of paper and a pencil. Write down your name and the name of the one who you want to sacrifice to eternal doom!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA
*YGO cast all write names down*
Voice: Now, put the slips of paper into the basket before you
*YGO cast obliges*
Voice *laughs*: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I now have the results! The one voted off is..*dum dum dum dum* Tristan!
Tristan: WTF?!?!?!?!!
Rest of the Cast: Sorry, we didn't think you'd mind and the authoress didn't like people who couldn't think for themselves.
Authoress: Yup yup, you were getting to be too minor of a character. I had considered Tea or Joey, but I would like some fun with them first..
Tristan: I'LL KILL YOU (just like the rest of your math class wants to) *brandishes knife*!!!!!
Authoress: Uh oh.*runs*
Voice: Now, we can't have that.*presses button*
Abnormally hot-headed Tristan: *falls into a hole*
*the twin doors open* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What will happen next? Who is this "voice"? And has the authoress's math class killed her yet? Find out in the next chappie of um.*refers back to title* oh yeah, Halloween Night.