A/N Unfortunately, I still own nothing. I'm so pathetic. ::Bows head in
shame:: My third chapter...it gets worse, people. Also, if you are
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Chapter Three
Sirius and Remus showed the girls around Hogsmeade. Josephina heard a lot about the place from her grandfather, but was very interested, nonetheless. Lizbeth wasn't all that interested. She was more interested in Remus. Or to be specific. Remus's rear-end. It was very late by the time they headed back to the castle. Remus and Sirius walked them up to their room, just to make sure they weren't spotted by the caretaker, Filtch, or anyone else.
"You know." Josephina said thoughtfully. "What?" "I like it here." Josephina pulled her nightclothes on and brushed her hair. "You like it here because of Sirius." Lizbeth smiled. She doesn't smile as often as she used to, not since her parents died. Liz looked a lot like her mother. She was tall, thin, had long, curly brown hair, brown eyes. Joesphina wasn't as tall as lizbeth, or as thin. Joesphina works out a lot, so she is very fit. She treasures her dark red hair that falls down to the middle of her back. Her grandfather says she has her mothers hazel eyes.
"You should talk, Liz. When we met Remus, I thought I had to rush up here to get you a new pair of panties!" "Hey, he's hot." "I won't deny it." "You want him." "No as much as you do." "That's true. I want him."
They climbed into bed, though they weren't very tired. "What are we going to do about the car, Liz?" "I don't know. Wait for Dumbledore, I guess. He won't let us go back through the forest." Liz answered, staring at the ceiling.
"I'll go talk to him in the morning. But right now, I think I'm going to wash off my make up. I'll be right back." "I don't think you want to do that." Lizbeth said before Josephina could get out of bed. "We have company." "Huh?" Just then, there was a soft knock at the door. "You've always had that strange sixth sense."
Josephina threw the blankets off and headed towards the door. "I wonder who wants us this late." "We're hot, Jo. Everyone wants us." Lizbeth joked. Josephina opened the door to find Remus, Sirius, and loads of alcohol. "See, what did I tell you? We're hot. They couldn't stand to be away from us for an hour."
Josephina stepped back to let the boys in. "Where did you get that?" "I stole it from some muggles over Christmas break. We thought we'd come share it with you." Sirius said. "You're evil. But, hey, I'm not complaining."
Remus sat down with Lizbeth and handed her a beer, then grabbed one for him. He explained that Dumbledore put some kind of charm on the room so no one will know that they are there, and no one can hear what's going on inside. "So, we won't get caught then?" Josephina asked. "No." Sirius said taking over Josephina's bed with a beer in his hand. Josephina frowned. "Damn, it's always more fun thinking you'll get caught. But, I can never refuse a beer and a good looking man in my bed." Josphina smiled again and grabbed a beer then sat down next to Sirius. "I don't know, Jo. Are you sure you can handle both?" Lizbeth asked. "I've seen you drunk; you take 'under the table' seriously." "Okay, well, when I look in a mirror and ask 'who's that staring at me?' I promise I won't have another." "Hey, that's not funny! It was my first time drunk!" "Oh, it's funny. Especially when you've only had four beers and two shots. Don't get me started. There's a lot more; like the time you-" "Okay, okay! That's good enough, you win." "I always do."
Within an hour's time, they damn near drank themselves silly. Sirius and Remus went into a round of "one hundred bottles of beer on the wall." Though they weren't actually singing, it did sound good to a couple of drunks. Lizbeth got up to make a screwdriver, but forgot to add the orange juice. Then, she said it had too much orange juice, so she added more vodka. Then, she said, "damn it all to hell!" and drank the vodka straight out of the bottle.
Josephina fell off the bed three times, and then accused the bed of moving from its original spot. The fourth time she fell off, she sat on the floor. Sirius sat down next to her and they continued 'one hundred bottles of beer on the wall,' until they stood up and started to tango.
Remus obviously could not hold his alcohol very well. But, every time he emerged from the bathroom, he said, "Now I have room for more." Then grabbed another bottle, and started to pole dance with an imaginary pole. Lizbeth got up to join him.
"What the hell happened to my shirt?!" Josephina yelled. Everyone looked at her, only just realizing she has been prancing around in her bra.
"I don't have it!" Sirius said, tossing her shirt across the room, grinning evily.
Josephina gave him a playful punch in the arm, and then started to retrieve her shirt. Sirius grabbed her arm to stop her. "If I can't wear mine, then take yours off too." She said. So, Sirius pulled his shirt off, then proceded to pull off his pants leaving only his boxers on.
"Hey! Good idea!" Remus said, pulling his clothes off. He then turned to face Lizbeth, who was also pulling her shirt off. "I'm not going to argue this one!" She laughed. "How much for the boxers, too?" "We're already more naked than you. So, I'll say.the pants for the boxers." Remus bargained. "What do you think, Sirius?" "That's fair." He agreed. "I think you're bargaining a little more than you can handle guys." Josephina stated, pointing at their half erect members. "Do you.think you can handle it?" She finished, playing with the waistband of her pants. "You hear that, moony? We've got ourselves a challenge. Are you up to it?" Sirius asked excitedly. "Am I up to losing? To these two? You bet I am!" Remus said, starting to remove his boxers.
Sirius then cornered Josephina up against the wall, putting his hands just above her shoulders. "You win. But, you never said what happens to the loser." He smiled.
Josephina looked at Lizbeth, who had Remus on top of her. Then looked at her bed, then back at Sirius. "I guess I don't lose after all." He said, picking her up and carrying her to her bed. "Now, Sirius, do you really think I'd let you lose?" She said innocently, as he laid her on the bed.
In response, he brought his lips down to hers. He kissed her gently, then moved down to her neck, slightly biting as he kissed. Then Lizbeth's airborne panties hit his head. "Oh, sorry." Remus said, as Sirius pulled the panties off of his head.
Josephina laughed, until Sirius straddled her, and began kissing her neck, again. He ran his fingers from her thigh up to her bra and slowly began to pull it off. He pulled her on top of him, and pulled her bra all the way off. When she was free of her bra, she grabbed it and threw it at Remus's head. "Oops, sorry." She smiled innocently, then turned back to Sirius, who was very amused. "You're evil." He said, laughing. "You like it." "What makes you think that?" "For one, you're laughing." "It was funny." "There you go, you like it." "Hmm.and two?" "Two, you're kissing me again. You can't get enough of me." "Good eye. Now, where were we?" "You were about to have sex with me." "Oh, yeah. So can I?" "Don't ask. Just take the opportunity as it's given."
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Sirius and Remus managed to leave before Dumbledore came for the wake up call. Josephina couldn't get any sleep. As usual, Lizbeth was out cold. How she could manage to sleep after that was a mystery. Josephina was way too wired. After effects of a great sex session always left her like that. She managed to shower, get dressed, and put on some make-up before Dumbledore came in.
"Hagrid and I will take a look at your car in a few hours. We should be able to get you back on the road before tomorrow." He had said before he left. Or, something along those lines. Josephina couldn't remember because she was still a little tipsy from the alcohol. 'Note to self: find coffee!' She said to herself.
Josephina tried to wake Lizbeth. But, it was like talking to a brick wall. So, she went down by herself to get some breakfast. She got lost, though; she forgot that the staircases like to move.
When she was finally off the staircases, she was stopped by Sirius. He came up from behind her and tried to tickle her. "Thanks for nearly scaring the piss out of me!" She said sarcastically.
"I just wanted to thank you for last night." He frowned, taking her into his arms. "I don't usually do that. I had too much to drink." She said, pushing him away. "Do you regret it?" No, she didn't regret it. She knew that much. But, she just met him, and she will be leaving tomorrow, maybe. But, regret was definitely not the problem. It was the fact that she will never see him again.
"I think it was a mistake. A bad decision on my part. I'm sorry." She said, then turned away to go back to her room. Sirius followed her. Half way back to her room, she turned around and stared at him. "Don't, Sirius, there's nothing to say." "I refuse to believe that." He challenged. "Then what? What do you want to say? "I.I'm..I'm sorry." He paused, waiting to see if she will say something. She didn't. "Jo, let's start over, pretend that never happened. We can do it right. Never mind the fact that you will be leaving soon. You could stay here, or I will go with you. Please."
He will come with me? Is that what he said? No. It won't work. "I'm sorry. It's better this way." She said, and then turned away, going back to her room.
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"Are you insane?" Lizbeth asked, as she brushed her hair. "He was practically groveling! And you walked away. You are insane! You really are!" "What was I supposed to do? I mean, I get drunk, and sleep with a guy I've only known for a day. What should I do, act like I do it all the time? Well, I don't do it all the time. I haven't done it at all, until last night." "Jo, the guy wants you. Who knows what Remus will say to me! He'll probably avoid me! Sirius has probably never done that either. But, he likes you, I can tell. So, just swallow your pride and go to him." "I shouldn't have told you this. I should have known what you'd say. And, what makes you think he will even talk to me now?" "He will." Remus said, standing in the open doorway. "What the.have you been standing there all this time?" Josephina asked, hoping he hadn't been. "Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer, so I came in." "So, you know what were talking about. Sirius will talk to her, right?" Lizbeth asked. "Yes. He still wants to talk to her. Jo, he's wanted you since the moment he saw you. That's why he talked to you in the forest. James tried to talk him out of it. But, Sirius would have none of that. I was coming up here when Sirius stopped me and told me what had just happened. He asked me to talk to you. It sounds silly, but he doesn't want you to go. Right now, he's in the dormitories, trying to think of a way to make you stay." "Remus, he hardly knows me. I -" "He doesn't know you because you won't let him." He interrupted. "Go talk to him. If not for us, then do it for him. At least say goodbye before you leave."
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Josephina walked around the castle for a while to clear her mind. Why is my life like a bloody soap opera? She thought. My life is cursed. My mother - died giving birth to me. My father - car accident - died a year after my mother. My grandmother - stroke - died when I was eight. My grandfather - heart attack - died when I was twelve. People I get to close to all die.
Lizbeth is the only person who ever understood me, until tonight. I can't even talk to her. But, wait, why should I talk to her about this? She can't even tell me what happened to her parents. The only living relatives she had, murdered. By who? She won't say. Why? She won't say. Not even to her best friend.
I don't need her advice. "Oh, Professor Dumbledore, I'm so sorry. I was lost in thought, I didn't see you there." Josephina said, nearly knocking him to the floor as she walked by.
"I was just on my way up to see you, Josephina. Bad news, I'm afraid. Hagrid and I just looked at your car. While you were here, you car caught fire. I tried to repair it, although, my spells and charms took no effect. I'm sorry." He said sympathetically.
Chapter Three
Sirius and Remus showed the girls around Hogsmeade. Josephina heard a lot about the place from her grandfather, but was very interested, nonetheless. Lizbeth wasn't all that interested. She was more interested in Remus. Or to be specific. Remus's rear-end. It was very late by the time they headed back to the castle. Remus and Sirius walked them up to their room, just to make sure they weren't spotted by the caretaker, Filtch, or anyone else.
"You know." Josephina said thoughtfully. "What?" "I like it here." Josephina pulled her nightclothes on and brushed her hair. "You like it here because of Sirius." Lizbeth smiled. She doesn't smile as often as she used to, not since her parents died. Liz looked a lot like her mother. She was tall, thin, had long, curly brown hair, brown eyes. Joesphina wasn't as tall as lizbeth, or as thin. Joesphina works out a lot, so she is very fit. She treasures her dark red hair that falls down to the middle of her back. Her grandfather says she has her mothers hazel eyes.
"You should talk, Liz. When we met Remus, I thought I had to rush up here to get you a new pair of panties!" "Hey, he's hot." "I won't deny it." "You want him." "No as much as you do." "That's true. I want him."
They climbed into bed, though they weren't very tired. "What are we going to do about the car, Liz?" "I don't know. Wait for Dumbledore, I guess. He won't let us go back through the forest." Liz answered, staring at the ceiling.
"I'll go talk to him in the morning. But right now, I think I'm going to wash off my make up. I'll be right back." "I don't think you want to do that." Lizbeth said before Josephina could get out of bed. "We have company." "Huh?" Just then, there was a soft knock at the door. "You've always had that strange sixth sense."
Josephina threw the blankets off and headed towards the door. "I wonder who wants us this late." "We're hot, Jo. Everyone wants us." Lizbeth joked. Josephina opened the door to find Remus, Sirius, and loads of alcohol. "See, what did I tell you? We're hot. They couldn't stand to be away from us for an hour."
Josephina stepped back to let the boys in. "Where did you get that?" "I stole it from some muggles over Christmas break. We thought we'd come share it with you." Sirius said. "You're evil. But, hey, I'm not complaining."
Remus sat down with Lizbeth and handed her a beer, then grabbed one for him. He explained that Dumbledore put some kind of charm on the room so no one will know that they are there, and no one can hear what's going on inside. "So, we won't get caught then?" Josephina asked. "No." Sirius said taking over Josephina's bed with a beer in his hand. Josephina frowned. "Damn, it's always more fun thinking you'll get caught. But, I can never refuse a beer and a good looking man in my bed." Josphina smiled again and grabbed a beer then sat down next to Sirius. "I don't know, Jo. Are you sure you can handle both?" Lizbeth asked. "I've seen you drunk; you take 'under the table' seriously." "Okay, well, when I look in a mirror and ask 'who's that staring at me?' I promise I won't have another." "Hey, that's not funny! It was my first time drunk!" "Oh, it's funny. Especially when you've only had four beers and two shots. Don't get me started. There's a lot more; like the time you-" "Okay, okay! That's good enough, you win." "I always do."
Within an hour's time, they damn near drank themselves silly. Sirius and Remus went into a round of "one hundred bottles of beer on the wall." Though they weren't actually singing, it did sound good to a couple of drunks. Lizbeth got up to make a screwdriver, but forgot to add the orange juice. Then, she said it had too much orange juice, so she added more vodka. Then, she said, "damn it all to hell!" and drank the vodka straight out of the bottle.
Josephina fell off the bed three times, and then accused the bed of moving from its original spot. The fourth time she fell off, she sat on the floor. Sirius sat down next to her and they continued 'one hundred bottles of beer on the wall,' until they stood up and started to tango.
Remus obviously could not hold his alcohol very well. But, every time he emerged from the bathroom, he said, "Now I have room for more." Then grabbed another bottle, and started to pole dance with an imaginary pole. Lizbeth got up to join him.
"What the hell happened to my shirt?!" Josephina yelled. Everyone looked at her, only just realizing she has been prancing around in her bra.
"I don't have it!" Sirius said, tossing her shirt across the room, grinning evily.
Josephina gave him a playful punch in the arm, and then started to retrieve her shirt. Sirius grabbed her arm to stop her. "If I can't wear mine, then take yours off too." She said. So, Sirius pulled his shirt off, then proceded to pull off his pants leaving only his boxers on.
"Hey! Good idea!" Remus said, pulling his clothes off. He then turned to face Lizbeth, who was also pulling her shirt off. "I'm not going to argue this one!" She laughed. "How much for the boxers, too?" "We're already more naked than you. So, I'll say.the pants for the boxers." Remus bargained. "What do you think, Sirius?" "That's fair." He agreed. "I think you're bargaining a little more than you can handle guys." Josephina stated, pointing at their half erect members. "Do you.think you can handle it?" She finished, playing with the waistband of her pants. "You hear that, moony? We've got ourselves a challenge. Are you up to it?" Sirius asked excitedly. "Am I up to losing? To these two? You bet I am!" Remus said, starting to remove his boxers.
Sirius then cornered Josephina up against the wall, putting his hands just above her shoulders. "You win. But, you never said what happens to the loser." He smiled.
Josephina looked at Lizbeth, who had Remus on top of her. Then looked at her bed, then back at Sirius. "I guess I don't lose after all." He said, picking her up and carrying her to her bed. "Now, Sirius, do you really think I'd let you lose?" She said innocently, as he laid her on the bed.
In response, he brought his lips down to hers. He kissed her gently, then moved down to her neck, slightly biting as he kissed. Then Lizbeth's airborne panties hit his head. "Oh, sorry." Remus said, as Sirius pulled the panties off of his head.
Josephina laughed, until Sirius straddled her, and began kissing her neck, again. He ran his fingers from her thigh up to her bra and slowly began to pull it off. He pulled her on top of him, and pulled her bra all the way off. When she was free of her bra, she grabbed it and threw it at Remus's head. "Oops, sorry." She smiled innocently, then turned back to Sirius, who was very amused. "You're evil." He said, laughing. "You like it." "What makes you think that?" "For one, you're laughing." "It was funny." "There you go, you like it." "Hmm.and two?" "Two, you're kissing me again. You can't get enough of me." "Good eye. Now, where were we?" "You were about to have sex with me." "Oh, yeah. So can I?" "Don't ask. Just take the opportunity as it's given."
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Sirius and Remus managed to leave before Dumbledore came for the wake up call. Josephina couldn't get any sleep. As usual, Lizbeth was out cold. How she could manage to sleep after that was a mystery. Josephina was way too wired. After effects of a great sex session always left her like that. She managed to shower, get dressed, and put on some make-up before Dumbledore came in.
"Hagrid and I will take a look at your car in a few hours. We should be able to get you back on the road before tomorrow." He had said before he left. Or, something along those lines. Josephina couldn't remember because she was still a little tipsy from the alcohol. 'Note to self: find coffee!' She said to herself.
Josephina tried to wake Lizbeth. But, it was like talking to a brick wall. So, she went down by herself to get some breakfast. She got lost, though; she forgot that the staircases like to move.
When she was finally off the staircases, she was stopped by Sirius. He came up from behind her and tried to tickle her. "Thanks for nearly scaring the piss out of me!" She said sarcastically.
"I just wanted to thank you for last night." He frowned, taking her into his arms. "I don't usually do that. I had too much to drink." She said, pushing him away. "Do you regret it?" No, she didn't regret it. She knew that much. But, she just met him, and she will be leaving tomorrow, maybe. But, regret was definitely not the problem. It was the fact that she will never see him again.
"I think it was a mistake. A bad decision on my part. I'm sorry." She said, then turned away to go back to her room. Sirius followed her. Half way back to her room, she turned around and stared at him. "Don't, Sirius, there's nothing to say." "I refuse to believe that." He challenged. "Then what? What do you want to say? "I.I'm..I'm sorry." He paused, waiting to see if she will say something. She didn't. "Jo, let's start over, pretend that never happened. We can do it right. Never mind the fact that you will be leaving soon. You could stay here, or I will go with you. Please."
He will come with me? Is that what he said? No. It won't work. "I'm sorry. It's better this way." She said, and then turned away, going back to her room.
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"Are you insane?" Lizbeth asked, as she brushed her hair. "He was practically groveling! And you walked away. You are insane! You really are!" "What was I supposed to do? I mean, I get drunk, and sleep with a guy I've only known for a day. What should I do, act like I do it all the time? Well, I don't do it all the time. I haven't done it at all, until last night." "Jo, the guy wants you. Who knows what Remus will say to me! He'll probably avoid me! Sirius has probably never done that either. But, he likes you, I can tell. So, just swallow your pride and go to him." "I shouldn't have told you this. I should have known what you'd say. And, what makes you think he will even talk to me now?" "He will." Remus said, standing in the open doorway. "What the.have you been standing there all this time?" Josephina asked, hoping he hadn't been. "Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer, so I came in." "So, you know what were talking about. Sirius will talk to her, right?" Lizbeth asked. "Yes. He still wants to talk to her. Jo, he's wanted you since the moment he saw you. That's why he talked to you in the forest. James tried to talk him out of it. But, Sirius would have none of that. I was coming up here when Sirius stopped me and told me what had just happened. He asked me to talk to you. It sounds silly, but he doesn't want you to go. Right now, he's in the dormitories, trying to think of a way to make you stay." "Remus, he hardly knows me. I -" "He doesn't know you because you won't let him." He interrupted. "Go talk to him. If not for us, then do it for him. At least say goodbye before you leave."
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Josephina walked around the castle for a while to clear her mind. Why is my life like a bloody soap opera? She thought. My life is cursed. My mother - died giving birth to me. My father - car accident - died a year after my mother. My grandmother - stroke - died when I was eight. My grandfather - heart attack - died when I was twelve. People I get to close to all die.
Lizbeth is the only person who ever understood me, until tonight. I can't even talk to her. But, wait, why should I talk to her about this? She can't even tell me what happened to her parents. The only living relatives she had, murdered. By who? She won't say. Why? She won't say. Not even to her best friend.
I don't need her advice. "Oh, Professor Dumbledore, I'm so sorry. I was lost in thought, I didn't see you there." Josephina said, nearly knocking him to the floor as she walked by.
"I was just on my way up to see you, Josephina. Bad news, I'm afraid. Hagrid and I just looked at your car. While you were here, you car caught fire. I tried to repair it, although, my spells and charms took no effect. I'm sorry." He said sympathetically.