"Anime Camera"
Part 3
Commercials and Advertisements

Yu-Yu-Hakusho

***Commercial Number 1: "Idiot-be-gone-spray***

Hiei: *turns on T.V.*

Commercial Guy: Are you tired of having a babbling idiot always ruining your day

Hiei: Hn you can say that again

C.G: Is the idiot worthless, stupid, unintelligent, mindless, and completely worthless

Hiei: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ummm and yes

C.G.: Well my friend you problems have come to an end

Hiei: 0_0 REALLY? *pulls volume up full blast*

C.G: With a can of "Idiot-be-gone-spray" You troubles will be gone

Hiei: It's too good to be true

C.G: You're thinking to good to be true right? Well our scientists have tested it out five times!

Hiei: ^_^

C.G: If your interested in our product dial, 1-800- Iwannagetridoftheidiotnow.

Hiei: Oh Kurama! I need your assistance with the ningen voice box again! ^_^

*THE NEXT DAY*

Kuwabara: Hahaha what's the matter shorty! Can't you talk you shrimp!

Hiei: Hn just keep insulting me buffoon, I shall take my revenge shortly

Kuwabara: What are you wasting your breath about? Hah! Shorty, shrimpy, midget

Hiei: *sprays Kuwabara with idiot-be-gone*

Kuwabara: AHH!!!! IT BURNS SHIZURU!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! YUKINA MY LOVE!!!!! *runs away madly rubbing at eyes*

Hiei: Hehehe foolish ningen!

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Rurouni Kenshin

***Outtake 1: The Sad Goodbye***

Kenshin: *hugging Kaoru* I'm a wonderer Miss Kaoru, and it's time I wondered off again Kaoru: PLAH! Kenshin! Your hair is in my mouth! Kenshin: ORO?! Director: Cut! Kaoru what's the big idea Kaoru: Well I am not going to act if there's a big piece in my mouth! Director: Well let's take it from the top... I guess Kaoru: Anyway who where's a ponytail anymore! It wouldn't hurt for him to get a hair cut! Kenshin: Gomen Kaoru-dono! Sessha will try harder to keep his hair out of your mouth Kaoru: good ***Outtake 2: Shishio's problem*** Kenshin: Now we shall fight Makato Shishio Shishio: Mff mmmmf mmmmf mmfff mff mfff! Kenshin: Oro? Shishio-san? Sanosuke: Is he alright?! Director: CUT! Damn, alright who tied the bandages around his mouth? Aoshi: *whistles innocently* Sanosuke: HAHAHA! Bandage face! *laughing hysterically* Kenshin: *trying not to laugh* Sessha can't breathe! *starts laughing with Sano* Shishio: Mmmmf mmmmf mfff mff mff! (It translates to.. "I'll be in my trailer! ^_^)

A/N: I'm not stopping here hehehe!