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~Harry Potter the Musical~
.continued.

Harry left potions class when the bell rang still shocked about what just happened. What did Ron mean "We do this all the time"? Harry walked into the grand hall and took a seat at the gryffindor table.

Dumbledore looked rather odd today. He was wearing a tropical shirt and swim trunks. Harry was wondering if anyone noticed but when he looked around everyone was dressed like they were going to the beach. To top it all off Hermione was putting sun tan lotion on Ron's back!

Dumbledore stood up, cleared his throat, and started singing a song.

Dumbledore: "I was tired of my lady we'd been together too long Like a worn- out recording of a favorite song. So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed

and in the personal columns There was this letter I read: "

Next all the girls started singing to the nearest boy.

Girls: "If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain, If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain, If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes of the Cape, Then I'm the love you've looked for: Write to me and escape."

Harry was very confused just watching everyone. What is wrong with people today?

Dumbledore: "I didn't think about my lady I know I sound kind of mean but me and my old lady have fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper took out a personal ad and though I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half-bad:"

Now all the boys and men sang to the nearest girl.

Boys: "Yes I like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain, I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red-tape at a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan out escape."

Dumbledore: "So I waited with high hopes and she walked into the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face it was my own lovely lady And she said, "Oh, it's you" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew."

Everyone: "That you like Pina Coladas Getting caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean And the taste of champagne If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes of the Cape You're the lady I've looked for Come with me and escape."

Then just like in potions class everyone sat down like nothing happened. Harry just stood there until Hermione yelled at him to sit down.

Harry: what's wrong with everyone?

Hermione: Nothing is wrong Harry. Why do you look like u saw a ghost?

Harry: Hermione if I said a just saw everyone singing would you think I'm crazy? Hermione: probably Harry. Why do you bring up that question?

Harry: no reason.