I don't own Harry Potter. But hey I sure wish I did because that be
pretty scandalous. Oh! And I don't own any of these songs in my stories.
The next day Harry awoke from bed and changed into his quidditch robes. He walked out of the castle and met up with the team. But there was a problem! The slytherin quidditch team was there too! Harry stood beside Oliver and decided to let him cover it.
Oliver looked very irritated. And so did Marcus Flint the quidditch captain for the slytherin team.
Oliver: why are you on the field Marcus? It's the Gryffindor day to practice.
Marcus: Professor Snape gave us a pass.
For the next moment Oliver and Marcus stood there glaring at each other. Then amazingly everyone but Harry had pony tails and where wearing. cheerleading outfits?
Oliver: O.K! I'm a cheerleader now!
Harry Stood there. This was just over the top! Harry had to stop them! But how?
Gryffindor team: U.G.L.Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly Hey! Hey! You ugly! Hey! Hey! You
ugly!
Oliver: I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!
Fred and George did two cartwheels right through the middle of
everyone. Harry Stood there eyes wide.
Harry: What the.
Gryffindor team: U.G.L.Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly! Hey! Hey! You ugly!
Marcus: What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly
Slytherin team: U.G.L.Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly! Hey! Hey! You ugly!
Oliver: Yo mamma says you ugly! You ugly!
Marcus: U U U now I feel like Blondie
Slytherin team: U G L Y YOU AINT GOT NOT ALIBI YOU UGLY HEY! HEY! YOU
UGLY!
Oliver: Quasimodo!
Marcus: Camel breath!
Oliver: Square head!
Both teams: UGLY!
Marcus: Chicken legs!
Oliver: Pig face!
Marcus: Chin like bubba!
Both teams: UGLY!
Oliver: Fish lips!
Marcus: Toad licker!
Oliver: Poindexter!
Both teams: UGLY!
Marcus: Spaghetti arms!
Oliver: Limp butt!
Marcus: Freak show!
Slytherin team: UGLY!
Oliver Looked defeated but he wouldn't let it go that easily. Harry on
the other hand was trying his hardest to stop them from dancing and
singing but no one would stop.
Gryffindor team: U. G. L. Y. YOU COULD MAKE A ONION CRY!
Slytherin team: U. G. L. Y. LIKE A ALIEN CHASED BY THE F.B.I!
Oliver was obviously defeated. And everyone turned back into their
normal clothing. The Gryffindor team slumped off the field. Harry on
the other hand was running to Hagrids house.
The next day Harry awoke from bed and changed into his quidditch robes. He walked out of the castle and met up with the team. But there was a problem! The slytherin quidditch team was there too! Harry stood beside Oliver and decided to let him cover it.
Oliver looked very irritated. And so did Marcus Flint the quidditch captain for the slytherin team.
Oliver: why are you on the field Marcus? It's the Gryffindor day to practice.
Marcus: Professor Snape gave us a pass.
For the next moment Oliver and Marcus stood there glaring at each other. Then amazingly everyone but Harry had pony tails and where wearing. cheerleading outfits?
Oliver: O.K! I'm a cheerleader now!
Harry Stood there. This was just over the top! Harry had to stop them! But how?
Gryffindor team: U.G.L.Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly Hey! Hey! You ugly! Hey! Hey! You
ugly!
Oliver: I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!
Fred and George did two cartwheels right through the middle of
everyone. Harry Stood there eyes wide.
Harry: What the.
Gryffindor team: U.G.L.Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly! Hey! Hey! You ugly!
Marcus: What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly
Slytherin team: U.G.L.Y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly! Hey! Hey! You ugly!
Oliver: Yo mamma says you ugly! You ugly!
Marcus: U U U now I feel like Blondie
Slytherin team: U G L Y YOU AINT GOT NOT ALIBI YOU UGLY HEY! HEY! YOU
UGLY!
Oliver: Quasimodo!
Marcus: Camel breath!
Oliver: Square head!
Both teams: UGLY!
Marcus: Chicken legs!
Oliver: Pig face!
Marcus: Chin like bubba!
Both teams: UGLY!
Oliver: Fish lips!
Marcus: Toad licker!
Oliver: Poindexter!
Both teams: UGLY!
Marcus: Spaghetti arms!
Oliver: Limp butt!
Marcus: Freak show!
Slytherin team: UGLY!
Oliver Looked defeated but he wouldn't let it go that easily. Harry on
the other hand was trying his hardest to stop them from dancing and
singing but no one would stop.
Gryffindor team: U. G. L. Y. YOU COULD MAKE A ONION CRY!
Slytherin team: U. G. L. Y. LIKE A ALIEN CHASED BY THE F.B.I!
Oliver was obviously defeated. And everyone turned back into their
normal clothing. The Gryffindor team slumped off the field. Harry on
the other hand was running to Hagrids house.
