The Cookie Marauders and Their Crazy 3rd Year
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The Funky Names and the Feast
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(E/M: TUM, TUM, TUMS!!..oops..DUM, DUM, DUM!!! NEXT CHAPTER!! No pill this time, we found it isn't good..*looks at sick kids* nope..well, READ)
(M/W: Well that's what happens when you buy stuff from a hobo off the street.)
(E/M: Hobos are kewl! They sell me food sometimes..even though I get VERY sick after I eat it..I'm sure it's just a coinkydink..or w/e..lol. HOBOS 4EVER!!)
(M/W: Yes Hobo's are kewl. But I think vanilla coke is BETTER! *opens a vanilla coke and chugs it down then crushes can and throws it at a hobo* Opps my bad I thought u were..uh never mind.. On wards to the story.)
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"Homer Sexual!" Professor McGonagall said. Everyone at the feast was cracking up. A small boy with long blonde hair pulled back into a hair tie walk out of the line and went to sat down.
"HUFFLEPUFF!" roared the hat. The boy walked over to the Hufflepuff's table and sat down crossing his legs.
"Armondo Vanhans!" McGonagall yelled. There was only a little snicker of laugh that time. A VERY VERY VERY fat boy waddled over to the hat that just barely fit his fat head.
(E/M: Dudley, move over! There's a new baby killer whale in town!)
(M/W: MWHAHAHAHA! Man that kid is too fat!)
"I HEARD THAT!" yelled Armondo Vanhans looking up.
(M/W: Uhhhh no u didn't.)
"Yes I did," He yelled back.
(M/W: Tiss. Wutever *whisper* fattie)
"HUFFLEPUFF!" The hat yelled. Armondo waddle over to the Hufflepuff table and sat down on one whole bench.
(M/W: That's how fat he is! *snicker*)
"Amanda HugandKiss!" McGonagall yelled. A girl with short brownish hair with HUGE lips walked over to the hat.
(M/W: Wow this are huge lips!)
(E/M: Where do they go? No one knows!..*cough*orwantsto*cough*)
"RAVENCLAW!" yelled the hat.
Amanda walked over to the Ravenclaw table but bumping into a few other people on the way there. Her lips are so big they cover her eyes.
Sirius had finally got out of his comoma, from Remus almost deadly fart, and walked over to the Gryffindor table, holding his head and sat down next to James.
"I.P Freely!" McGonagall yelled. Sirius looked at Professor McGonagall like she was crazy. But when a little boy walked out of the line Sirius knew she wasn't joking and started to crack up with James.
"SLYTHERIN," the hat called. Then the boy ran over to the Slytherin's table.
After so many names that it was hard to keep track of, James and Sirius decided to stop listening and only to hear the house names. There were a few Hufflepuffs and few Ravenclaws, 1 or 2 Slytherins and around 4 Gryffindors. Until only two very VERY cute girls were left. Guess who those cuties are?
"Kayz Pierce!" McGonagall said. A very HOT girl with brownish shoulder length hair walked over to the hat.
(E/M: Mwhahahahaha! That's me!)
"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat said in a very hoarse voice.
"Well obviously. I'm one of the people who are making this story," Kayz said walking over to the Gryffindor table.
"Momo Wong," McGonagall said.
A VERY VERY cute gurl with brownish hair, with a few curlys at the bottom of her hair, with LOTS of freckles walk over to the hat. Swished her hair and the hat was placed on top of her head.
"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat said.
"I knew it. I am one of the people writing this story anyway," Momo said walking over to the Gryffindor table. "Hey handsome. Anyone sitting here?" Momo asked Sirius.
James, Lily, Remus, Peter and Kayz started to laugh.
"No," Sirius said blushing cause of Momo's good looks.
"HEY I WASN'T BLUSHING!" Sirius yelled.
(M/W: YES YOU WERE! LISTEN BUB! I'M THE ONE RUNNING THE STORY HERE! Hmmm?)
"You, duh," Sirius snapped back.
(M/W: That's right. And who is making you say this?)
"Well you obviously!" Sirius said.
(M/W: Very good. NOW GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!)
Ahem. Anyway, like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted. Momo sat down next to Sirius with a satifide smile, and Kayz sat next to Remus, blushing, while he was, too.
"Welcome to the 1st years and welcome back to the rest. Now on to the feast!" Dumbledore said looking at them all.
After a few minutes without food on the tables, every one was wondering what was going on.
Dumbledore said again, "I said, Now on to the feast!"
Every one was looking at Momo and Kayz.
"Opps! Hang on" Momo said disappearing.
All of a sudden, there was food for miles on the tables and Momo reappeared again.
"I forgot to write about the food," she whispered to Kayz.
"Well at least you fixed it. Time to end the chapter," Kays mubbled back.
(M/W: And now time to end the chapter. Man some there was like some ecoe or something. I was Momo, just to tell ya.)
(E/M: And I was Kayz. That's all for today folks.)
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. THIS FANFIC WAS MADE BY EvilMicella and Ms.Witch. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW OUR OTHER STORIES THAT WE MADE!
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The Funky Names and the Feast
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(E/M: TUM, TUM, TUMS!!..oops..DUM, DUM, DUM!!! NEXT CHAPTER!! No pill this time, we found it isn't good..*looks at sick kids* nope..well, READ)
(M/W: Well that's what happens when you buy stuff from a hobo off the street.)
(E/M: Hobos are kewl! They sell me food sometimes..even though I get VERY sick after I eat it..I'm sure it's just a coinkydink..or w/e..lol. HOBOS 4EVER!!)
(M/W: Yes Hobo's are kewl. But I think vanilla coke is BETTER! *opens a vanilla coke and chugs it down then crushes can and throws it at a hobo* Opps my bad I thought u were..uh never mind.. On wards to the story.)
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"Homer Sexual!" Professor McGonagall said. Everyone at the feast was cracking up. A small boy with long blonde hair pulled back into a hair tie walk out of the line and went to sat down.
"HUFFLEPUFF!" roared the hat. The boy walked over to the Hufflepuff's table and sat down crossing his legs.
"Armondo Vanhans!" McGonagall yelled. There was only a little snicker of laugh that time. A VERY VERY VERY fat boy waddled over to the hat that just barely fit his fat head.
(E/M: Dudley, move over! There's a new baby killer whale in town!)
(M/W: MWHAHAHAHA! Man that kid is too fat!)
"I HEARD THAT!" yelled Armondo Vanhans looking up.
(M/W: Uhhhh no u didn't.)
"Yes I did," He yelled back.
(M/W: Tiss. Wutever *whisper* fattie)
"HUFFLEPUFF!" The hat yelled. Armondo waddle over to the Hufflepuff table and sat down on one whole bench.
(M/W: That's how fat he is! *snicker*)
"Amanda HugandKiss!" McGonagall yelled. A girl with short brownish hair with HUGE lips walked over to the hat.
(M/W: Wow this are huge lips!)
(E/M: Where do they go? No one knows!..*cough*orwantsto*cough*)
"RAVENCLAW!" yelled the hat.
Amanda walked over to the Ravenclaw table but bumping into a few other people on the way there. Her lips are so big they cover her eyes.
Sirius had finally got out of his comoma, from Remus almost deadly fart, and walked over to the Gryffindor table, holding his head and sat down next to James.
"I.P Freely!" McGonagall yelled. Sirius looked at Professor McGonagall like she was crazy. But when a little boy walked out of the line Sirius knew she wasn't joking and started to crack up with James.
"SLYTHERIN," the hat called. Then the boy ran over to the Slytherin's table.
After so many names that it was hard to keep track of, James and Sirius decided to stop listening and only to hear the house names. There were a few Hufflepuffs and few Ravenclaws, 1 or 2 Slytherins and around 4 Gryffindors. Until only two very VERY cute girls were left. Guess who those cuties are?
"Kayz Pierce!" McGonagall said. A very HOT girl with brownish shoulder length hair walked over to the hat.
(E/M: Mwhahahahaha! That's me!)
"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat said in a very hoarse voice.
"Well obviously. I'm one of the people who are making this story," Kayz said walking over to the Gryffindor table.
"Momo Wong," McGonagall said.
A VERY VERY cute gurl with brownish hair, with a few curlys at the bottom of her hair, with LOTS of freckles walk over to the hat. Swished her hair and the hat was placed on top of her head.
"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat said.
"I knew it. I am one of the people writing this story anyway," Momo said walking over to the Gryffindor table. "Hey handsome. Anyone sitting here?" Momo asked Sirius.
James, Lily, Remus, Peter and Kayz started to laugh.
"No," Sirius said blushing cause of Momo's good looks.
"HEY I WASN'T BLUSHING!" Sirius yelled.
(M/W: YES YOU WERE! LISTEN BUB! I'M THE ONE RUNNING THE STORY HERE! Hmmm?)
"You, duh," Sirius snapped back.
(M/W: That's right. And who is making you say this?)
"Well you obviously!" Sirius said.
(M/W: Very good. NOW GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!)
Ahem. Anyway, like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted. Momo sat down next to Sirius with a satifide smile, and Kayz sat next to Remus, blushing, while he was, too.
"Welcome to the 1st years and welcome back to the rest. Now on to the feast!" Dumbledore said looking at them all.
After a few minutes without food on the tables, every one was wondering what was going on.
Dumbledore said again, "I said, Now on to the feast!"
Every one was looking at Momo and Kayz.
"Opps! Hang on" Momo said disappearing.
All of a sudden, there was food for miles on the tables and Momo reappeared again.
"I forgot to write about the food," she whispered to Kayz.
"Well at least you fixed it. Time to end the chapter," Kays mubbled back.
(M/W: And now time to end the chapter. Man some there was like some ecoe or something. I was Momo, just to tell ya.)
(E/M: And I was Kayz. That's all for today folks.)
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. THIS FANFIC WAS MADE BY EvilMicella and Ms.Witch. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW OUR OTHER STORIES THAT WE MADE!