Some Fun and Quidditch Surprises

A/N Mwahahaha, chapter 3 of the..story? Yeah..lol. There will be a bit of a romance in this story, too, just as a reminder. Heh, well..PLZ R/R!

E/M: This is up a little to fast..FAST..FAST!! EHEH?? lol, just ignore that..

M/W: Dont worry readers... shes just took her crazy pills and some coffie soo shes a little crazy at the moment to please leave your name and # and will get back to u.... BEEP!

E/M: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahahahahahahahaha..On a serious note..Cows everyone have gone mad and started eating human heads..now, back to you! ..I mean..STORY!

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The 5 friends were walking to their dorms after the feast. The common room was full of weird people, excluding James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Lily, Kayz, and Momo, who were as weird, or if so, weirder, then everyone else.

"QUIDDITCH!" James suddenly yelled, jumping around like a kangaroo. He then started acting like he was riding a horse, and smacking his butt while he 'galloped' around.

"When, when, when!?" Lily said, jumping as well, but fell over a chair, landing head first into the floor. "That's gunna leave a mark.." She rubbed her head, but didn't get up. James tripped over the rug and fell over Lily.

"OFF, POTTER!" she screamed, but he sat there.

"Comfty.." he said, smirking. Sirius, Remus, Peter, Kayz, and Momo all left them alone on the floor and headed towards their dorms.

"Weirdos," Sirius muttered. "When I talk to them again, I'm asking to be James' best man at their wedding. (^ ^)

As they stopped to talk a bit, Kayz was staring at Remus, which made Sirius and Peter snicker until Sirius saw that Momo was staring at him. He sighed and said, "MOMO, YOU ARE A FREAK, YOU DIE NOW!"

(E/M: *Hides* I wrote it, SHHHHH)

(M/W: Lets rewind that now shall we. REW! Ok thats better.)

As they stopped to talk, Remus pushed Kays off the stairs and she died.

(E/M: WHO WROTE THAT?? ..Oh, yeah..I did..whoops..rewind again~)

As they stopped to talk, Kayz was staring at Remus, which made Sirius and Peter snicker until Sirius saw that Momo was staring at him. He, trying to be nice, though that wasn't in his department, said, while also blushing, (AND YES, YOU ARE BLUSHING!) "Hey, Momo, nice..uh..cloak." Everyone fell over laughing at his comment, which was stupid. Everyone had the same cloak, so that ment he thought everyone had a nice cloak..EVEN SNAPE!!

"Uh..thanks," Momo said, trying not to laugh. "Kayz and I are going downstairs to check up on our other friends, see you later." They both left while Remus and Peter were still laughing at an embarrassed Sirius. They heard James and Lily coming up the stairs just then. Smiling, they all looked at eachother and got in postion. Remus stood in the middle as Sirius stood next to him and Peter started circling the both of them. James and Lily got to the top of the stairs and watched them.

"We are trapped," Remus said. "Being here makes us insane." Peter passed them, while walking like a duck (swaying back and forth), and said, "EEEEE", and circled again. Sirius was crouched a little, and was pointing at the lightbulb on the ceiling.

"What is that?" he said in a high, alien like, voice.

"That, my friend, is a light bulb. It brings light into the room which we are standing in," Remus said. Peter was passing again.

"EEE," he said, waddling around.

"And that, my friends, is my world and how I am doomed to live like this forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.." Remus said, still saying 'and ever'.

"Lily, I think they're on something.." James whispered to her.

"Got that right," she whispered back.

(E/M: They're on DRUGS???)

"No, they're on the floor! You thought I ment that?" James said, looking at the ceiling where the voice was coming from.

(M/W: *Whisper* Sry James. She must of been refuring to a hobo of some sort. *points to Peter* maybe the crazy one)

"Ohhhhh, I get it," James said.

"Who're you talking to?" Lily asked. By now, everyone was watching him looking at the ceiling.

"..God?" he said.

(God: Thanks, James! *gives him high-five*)

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"Ok, then," Sirius said, going back to normal (or in this case, being himself again). "So, what took you and Lily so long to get up?" Both James and Lily blushed.

"Nothing," James mumbled, and went into the boys dorm in a hurry.

"OI, JAMES!" Sirius yelled. "QUIDDITCH! PRACTICE STARTS SOON!" In a few seconds, James ran out with his broom and Sirius' and dragged him outside to the pitch. A few minutes later, Lily joined them with her broom and Remus and Peter tagged along to watch. James and Lily were the chaser of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, and Sirius was the Beater. Ass (E/M: My bad..) AS the rest of the Gryffindor team showed up, they started practice. Half way through it, Kayz and Momo came and sat themselves next to Remus and Peter (Kayz right next to Remus). When Sirius looked over, he saw Momo waving to him, and he waved back. A full 2 hours past and practice was over, James, Lily, and Sirius went over to the stands where Remus, Kayz, Momo, and Peter were at and sat next to them.

"Great job, guys," Remus said.

"Thanks," James replied, smiling widely. "You guys want to have a practice of our own?"

"YEAH!" they all shouted, and got up to get the extra brooms in the shed nearby.

(E/M: I WANNA JOIN!!!!! Oh, wait..I am..lol)

(M/W: YES! I GOT TO GO AND GET MY CLEAN SWEEP 2000 *Runs up to dorm and comes back panting* i...i got m-my b-broom)

(E/M: *cough* Ron's my cheerios..heh heh..so naturally, I have a Clean Sweep 2000, too)

When they all came back with a broom, they lined up in front of James and Sirius, waiting to be picked for team, as they usually do.

"Ok.."James said, looking at them all. "I choose..Lily." Lily went to stand next to James.

"Fine, then I pick..Momo," he said, trying hard not to blush as Momo stood very close to him.

"Um..Kayz," James said. Kayz (cough*me*cough) whispered something to James and he nodded. He went over to Sirius and whispered something to HIM, and HE nodded.

"Ok, and I pick Remus, too," James said, and Remus walked up and stood next to Kayz, who was silently giggling. 'Girls' James thought.

"Guess you're with us, Peter-eater," Sirius said, and Peter sighed at the name he was called. They got on the brooms and played 4 on 3, and ended up tied, while it started pouring rain.

"NEXT TEAM TO SCORE A GOAL WINS," Remus yelled from end of the field; he was the keeper. Lily, who had the Quaffle, zoomed past Peter and almost past Momo, but she grabbed the Quaffle a went to the goal Remus was guarding. Just as she threw it at the goal post, it slipped and fell, while Kayz grabbed it and passed it to Lily, who was near the goal Sirius was guarding. She threw it, but Sirius caught it and passed it to Peter. Both of the teams were trying to score, but didn't succeed. Thirty minutes later, James called it quites.

"I can't see anything, and what's the use? We're never going to have a winner," he said, and they all pulled their brooms to the ground. They didn't get off because the whle ground was filled with mud.

"We could just fly to school," Lily suggested.

"Chicken," Sirius said, laughing, and as he was about to get off, Lily fell off her broom and into the mud.

(E/M: I have a mudd purse, and mudd pants, and MUDD EYES!!!..what do you mean that's the wrong kinda mudd!?..)

(M/W: hehe uh oh MUD!)

The boys, deciding it would be funny, pushed the rest of the girls off their brooms and into the mud.

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(E/M: That's freaky..girls messy, boys..not..WOAH, TWILIGHT ZONE!)

(M/W: yea...*twilight zone music comes on*DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.... Opps sry i was singing along with it... See you in teh next chapter.)