The Cookie Marauders and Their Crazy 3rd Year
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The Peepers and the GIRLS BATH
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(M/W: Hello readers and thank u for reading our story... even though its a lil crazy)
(E/M: Like us!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA..Again, the pill..and not THAT pill..isn't necessary today..tomorrow..it MAY BE!! ..ok, just start the story before I scare you all away..)
(M/W: And with that, on with the story!)
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Well, after there little Quidditch practice, and the girls all muddy, (M/W: WAHH! I'M ALL MUDDY!) the girls decided to take a bath.
Meanwhile, the boys got lost on the way to the Gryffindor Common room.
"So James, where are we again?" Sirius said looking around at a corridor that he did not know.
"Uhhhhhhhhh, dunno," James said.
"*sigh* Great now we're lost," Remus said looking at his friends.
"Wait!" James said. "I think there's a hidden passage somewhere behind one of these paintings."
So the 4 boys taped there wands on every painting in the corridor until..
TAP TAP. "Hey! I found it!" Sirius yelled.
The other 3 ran over to Sirius, who was already climbing in the passage way. After every one was in the passage, the painting closed behind them, and they were on there way. Well after 8 minutes the boys finally found a way out..only it wasn't the place where they wanted to go..or was it.
Meanwhile, in the girls bath.
The 3 girls, meaning Kayz, Lily, & MoMo, no Peter, (M/W: Oho ho ho. I'm so funny.) had gotten undressed, and warped there naked bodys in nice soft lemony fresh towels.
MoMo dipped her foot in to the nice hot water.
"Prefect temperature!" MoMo said, still warped in her towel.
Right before they took off there towels to get in to the tub, they heard something in the wall behind the painting.
Back to the boys.
"Hey! The painting, it's stuck! It wont open," James said pushing it, but it wouldn't open.
"Let me," Sirius said taking 3 steps backwards and then ramming the painting open.
Sirius almost fell out but James grabbed the back of his robes, and then James was just about to fall out but then Remus grabbed the back of his robs, BUT THEN he fell out because Peter pushed him out, because Peter couldn't breath.
So then, the 4 boys were pilled on top of each other in a place they've never been to. But then (M/W: Man what is up with those words. I keep saying it. BUT THEN, BUT THEN BLAH BLAH BLAH!) the boys heard high pitch screams. The boys looked up to find that the passage way lead them to the GIRLS BATH!!!
And to make things worse, (M/W: I like making things worse! He he.) when they looked up they found, Memo, Kay, and Lily, who would have been complete naked if they didn't have there towels on, (M/W: THANK GOD!)standing right in front of them.
They kind of stared at each other with shocked looks on there faces, until Sirius got up and walked over to Momo.
"So you come here often?" Sirius said to MoMo with a little smirk.
MoMo just looked at Sirius, still stocked. But then (M/W: I said it again) MoMo grabbed Sirius by the neck of his robs and his feet and tossed him back in the passage way.
Kayz wrote 10 on a white board and Lily wrote a 10 too.
"Great shot. I give it a 10 out of 10," Kayz said.
"Me 2," Lily said.
Then MoMo turned to the 3 other guys. Momo had an evil look on her face. (M/W: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"If you don't want to be tossed in the passage way, like I just did to Sirius, then I suggest you get your butts back in the passage way!" Momo yelled at the horrified boys.
"Don't worry were going!" James said jumping in the passage way right after Peter and Remus, who jumped in before him.
With a loud BANG, the painting slammed shut, and the 3 girls were left alone in the GIRLS BATH.
After a while with still no end to the passage way, the 4 boys found the way out and each one piled out on each other, because Peter pushed them once again.
(E/M: *Cough*traitor*cough*)
But then found them selfs in a place they were once before..the GIRLS BATH! But this time the girls were in the tub with there hair up and staring at the boys. *No towels this time!*
Momo was just about to get up but Kayz held her back and said, "MOMO! YOUR NOT WEARING ANYTHING!"
With that MoMo blushed and reached for all the soap, shampoo, buckets, and thing she could find by the side of the tub, without her standing up, and gave some of them to Kayz and Lily. Then she whispered something in there ears, which the boys could not hear, and Kayz and Lily nodded.
Momo gave the boys a really evil smirk and said:
"On my count then, 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!"
Then the girls started throwing all the things, that MoMo gathered up, at the boys who were yelling
"TAKE COVER!"
And jumped back in the passage way, and slammed the painting shut once again.
After finding the RIGHT painting the boys jumped out of it and then James remembered where they were, so the boys let James lead the way back to the common room.
The painting of the Fat Lady awoke and said:
"Password!?"
"Peeps!" they all shouted and the Fat Lady's painting opened and the 4 boys hopped inside, where they suddenly heard 3 girls saying:
"MORE LIKE PEEPERS, TO US!!!"
James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter suddenly felt a cold sweat come apon them while they looked at 3 VERY VERY VERY PISSED, way hot (M/W: lol.), GIRLS, who were sitting on 3 chairs facing the back of the painting.
The 4 boys were gonna make a run for it but it was to late. Momo grabbed Sirius' robs, Kayz grabbed Remus' robs, and Lily grabbed James' robes. The only one that escaped was Peter.
The next day James, Remus, and Sirius had big purple-and-black bruises all over. The girls didn't talk to the boys the whole day.
(M/W: THOSE DAMN PEEPERS! I'LL KILL 'EM! *now u no how I reattach when I get mad*)
(E/M: Peeping Johns..hey..I know a John. *looks around 4 anyone watching* IT'S JAMES!! *James runs away for dear life* I'll bb later..*gets bat and runs after him*)
(M/W: See you in the next chapter, readersâE¦ I'LL KILL 'EM! *grabs a bat with a nail sticking out at the side of the top and runs after the Marauders.*)
PLEASE R AND R OUR OTHER STORIES. AND WHEN I SAY OUR I MEAN, EvilMicella and Ms.Witch STORIES. TILL NEXT TIME!
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The Peepers and the GIRLS BATH
*~*
(M/W: Hello readers and thank u for reading our story... even though its a lil crazy)
(E/M: Like us!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA..Again, the pill..and not THAT pill..isn't necessary today..tomorrow..it MAY BE!! ..ok, just start the story before I scare you all away..)
(M/W: And with that, on with the story!)
*~*
Well, after there little Quidditch practice, and the girls all muddy, (M/W: WAHH! I'M ALL MUDDY!) the girls decided to take a bath.
Meanwhile, the boys got lost on the way to the Gryffindor Common room.
"So James, where are we again?" Sirius said looking around at a corridor that he did not know.
"Uhhhhhhhhh, dunno," James said.
"*sigh* Great now we're lost," Remus said looking at his friends.
"Wait!" James said. "I think there's a hidden passage somewhere behind one of these paintings."
So the 4 boys taped there wands on every painting in the corridor until..
TAP TAP. "Hey! I found it!" Sirius yelled.
The other 3 ran over to Sirius, who was already climbing in the passage way. After every one was in the passage, the painting closed behind them, and they were on there way. Well after 8 minutes the boys finally found a way out..only it wasn't the place where they wanted to go..or was it.
Meanwhile, in the girls bath.
The 3 girls, meaning Kayz, Lily, & MoMo, no Peter, (M/W: Oho ho ho. I'm so funny.) had gotten undressed, and warped there naked bodys in nice soft lemony fresh towels.
MoMo dipped her foot in to the nice hot water.
"Prefect temperature!" MoMo said, still warped in her towel.
Right before they took off there towels to get in to the tub, they heard something in the wall behind the painting.
Back to the boys.
"Hey! The painting, it's stuck! It wont open," James said pushing it, but it wouldn't open.
"Let me," Sirius said taking 3 steps backwards and then ramming the painting open.
Sirius almost fell out but James grabbed the back of his robes, and then James was just about to fall out but then Remus grabbed the back of his robs, BUT THEN he fell out because Peter pushed him out, because Peter couldn't breath.
So then, the 4 boys were pilled on top of each other in a place they've never been to. But then (M/W: Man what is up with those words. I keep saying it. BUT THEN, BUT THEN BLAH BLAH BLAH!) the boys heard high pitch screams. The boys looked up to find that the passage way lead them to the GIRLS BATH!!!
And to make things worse, (M/W: I like making things worse! He he.) when they looked up they found, Memo, Kay, and Lily, who would have been complete naked if they didn't have there towels on, (M/W: THANK GOD!)standing right in front of them.
They kind of stared at each other with shocked looks on there faces, until Sirius got up and walked over to Momo.
"So you come here often?" Sirius said to MoMo with a little smirk.
MoMo just looked at Sirius, still stocked. But then (M/W: I said it again) MoMo grabbed Sirius by the neck of his robs and his feet and tossed him back in the passage way.
Kayz wrote 10 on a white board and Lily wrote a 10 too.
"Great shot. I give it a 10 out of 10," Kayz said.
"Me 2," Lily said.
Then MoMo turned to the 3 other guys. Momo had an evil look on her face. (M/W: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"If you don't want to be tossed in the passage way, like I just did to Sirius, then I suggest you get your butts back in the passage way!" Momo yelled at the horrified boys.
"Don't worry were going!" James said jumping in the passage way right after Peter and Remus, who jumped in before him.
With a loud BANG, the painting slammed shut, and the 3 girls were left alone in the GIRLS BATH.
After a while with still no end to the passage way, the 4 boys found the way out and each one piled out on each other, because Peter pushed them once again.
(E/M: *Cough*traitor*cough*)
But then found them selfs in a place they were once before..the GIRLS BATH! But this time the girls were in the tub with there hair up and staring at the boys. *No towels this time!*
Momo was just about to get up but Kayz held her back and said, "MOMO! YOUR NOT WEARING ANYTHING!"
With that MoMo blushed and reached for all the soap, shampoo, buckets, and thing she could find by the side of the tub, without her standing up, and gave some of them to Kayz and Lily. Then she whispered something in there ears, which the boys could not hear, and Kayz and Lily nodded.
Momo gave the boys a really evil smirk and said:
"On my count then, 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!"
Then the girls started throwing all the things, that MoMo gathered up, at the boys who were yelling
"TAKE COVER!"
And jumped back in the passage way, and slammed the painting shut once again.
After finding the RIGHT painting the boys jumped out of it and then James remembered where they were, so the boys let James lead the way back to the common room.
The painting of the Fat Lady awoke and said:
"Password!?"
"Peeps!" they all shouted and the Fat Lady's painting opened and the 4 boys hopped inside, where they suddenly heard 3 girls saying:
"MORE LIKE PEEPERS, TO US!!!"
James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter suddenly felt a cold sweat come apon them while they looked at 3 VERY VERY VERY PISSED, way hot (M/W: lol.), GIRLS, who were sitting on 3 chairs facing the back of the painting.
The 4 boys were gonna make a run for it but it was to late. Momo grabbed Sirius' robs, Kayz grabbed Remus' robs, and Lily grabbed James' robes. The only one that escaped was Peter.
The next day James, Remus, and Sirius had big purple-and-black bruises all over. The girls didn't talk to the boys the whole day.
(M/W: THOSE DAMN PEEPERS! I'LL KILL 'EM! *now u no how I reattach when I get mad*)
(E/M: Peeping Johns..hey..I know a John. *looks around 4 anyone watching* IT'S JAMES!! *James runs away for dear life* I'll bb later..*gets bat and runs after him*)
(M/W: See you in the next chapter, readersâE¦ I'LL KILL 'EM! *grabs a bat with a nail sticking out at the side of the top and runs after the Marauders.*)
PLEASE R AND R OUR OTHER STORIES. AND WHEN I SAY OUR I MEAN, EvilMicella and Ms.Witch STORIES. TILL NEXT TIME!