Romance in Hogsmeade
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(E/M: And so my funniness is coming to an end..wait..WHAT?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..*gets dragged away by police, who were called by E/M's neighbors w/ a noise complaint*)
(M/W: Uhh that wasnt me *wink wink*)
ON WITH THE STORY!
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A couple of days after the accident..*cough*yeahright*cough*..the girls decided to talk to the boys. It was just in time, too. The trip to Hogsmeade (Their 1st trip) was the next day, and everyone was so excited, the carpets were no longer just red. They were yellow (E/M: *wink*wink* *hint*hint* *nudge*nudge*).
"I can't WAIT for the trip tomorrow!" Lily said to James. Everyone else was gone from the Gryffindor Common Room. They were both sitting next to each other by the fire. Being it was just the beginning of winter, it was FREEZING. *Everyone looks at God*
(God: What?? It's not my fault, talk to Mother Nature.)
(Mother Nature: Blaming me for something again??)
(God: Nooo...*cough*BUT IT IS YOUR FAULT*cough*)
*God and Mother Nature get into a wrestling fight*
(Mother Nature: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU OLD FART!)
(God: BRING IT!!!!!!)
BACK TO THE STORY (People who want to watch, just watch the wrestling chanel, same thing)
"Yeah, I get to stock up on dung bombs," James replied. There were noises coming from the ceiling, like someone head locking someone else. . . . .
"Yeah!" Lily said. "Not to mention everything else there is!" She looked over and James, and he looked at her. They leaned in to kiss when. . . . . . .
"RUN, RUN, RUN!" Sirius yelled, running through the portrait with Kayz, MoMo, and Peter. "REMUS IS LOADED!" Remus came in, smiling evilly, and ran after Sirius, Kayz, MoMo, and Peter, who ran upstairs and barricaded the door.
"Down here," Lily said to James, grabbing his arm and pulling him to the ground, hiding from Remus, but it was too late..
THE NEXT DAY
Lily woke up and found herself on the floor of the Gryffindor Common Room, next to James, who was still sleeping.
"What happened?" she said to herself, getting up. "It felt like I was hit by a truck.."
"You were," Sirius said, scaring Lily. He was standing against the stairs. "If you count Remus farting stench as one. I'm really surprise you lived."
"Me too," Lily said, and James got up, too. Kayz, MoMo and Peter came down the stairs.
"You're up!" Kayz said. "Wow, that's a miracle." She smiled at Remus, who smiled back.
"Just in time, too," Sirius said, looking at his watch. "The trip to Hogsmeade just started, lets go. Don't forget your cloaks, people, or will we have to melt the ice around your bodies with Remus's farts?" Everyone ran to get their heaviest cloaks, and they all left together. When they got there, though, being together wasn't on their minds.
"I'm going to get some dungbombs," James said.
"Me, too," Lily said, and she grabbed his arm and they both ran to the joke shop.
"I'm going to look at the sweets," Sirius said, and MoMo followed him there to look as well. They lost Peter, and had no clue which way he went, or where he was at, so it was just Kayz and Remus.
"Sooo.." Kayz said, looking at the ground and kicking a rock. She missed it and kicked the cement, HARD. She paused, looked at her foot, then screamed.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW," she yelled, clutching her foot. She looked at the rock, grabbed it, and pointed an angry finger at it. "YOU PIECE OF @^&*, ^$%@ YOU!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!" By now, everyone was staring at her, or running away. Remus stood there, shocked.
(E/M: That's my temper for ya..I can get evil w/ even the smallest, non living, things.)
(M/W: Yea did u readers see me last chapter, when the guys came in teh girls bath, thats how i can when im mad!)
"Uhh..let's go," Remus said, taking her hand and dragging her into The Three Broomsticks. It was full of kids, and only one table was open, which was by the window in the corner.
"Sorry about that.." Kayz said, blushing. "I can get really angry at times."
"That's ok," Remus said, smiling. "I thought it was kind of funny, actually." They ordered 2 butterbeers and sat in silence for a few minutes. Kayz finally spoke up.
"So.." she said. 'I'm soooooo good at making conversation, aren't I?' she thought.
'Nope, you're not,' a voice in her head said.
'Was I asking you?' she thought.
'Yes,' the voice said.
'Wellllll..NO I WASN'T!!!' she thoughts.
'SHUT UP,' the voice said.
'NO, YOU!' she thought. Kayz then ignored the little voice in her head and came back to reality.
"Sooo.." she said again. Before Remus could say anything, a flying monkey flew in with a bananer!
(E/M: BANANER!! If I only had a bananer..*sigh* SOON, E/M, SOON! Heh heh)
(M/W: ..... HEY FLYING MONKEYS ARE KEWL! There my lackeys. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO FORTH MY LACKEYS! PLACE DOOM APONE THEM! *stops* *people staring* Uh i mean... uh... Dont pay atent to me for alwhile. I'm not even supose to be here *runs back to Sirius*)
(E/M: *stares at her, embarrassed* You do that..plz..for the love of God..wait..God's still wrestling Mother Nature. *gets popcorn and watches* On with the story)
The monkey started throwing it's bananers at everyone and Kayz and Remus ducked under the table when a bananer barely missed them.
"We better sneak out before it sees us," Remus said, and Kayz nodded. They crawled out from under the table and slowly, but surely, crawled through the door and was outside. They started to walk along the stores and chat about some things, stuff about their life and such. Remus was nervous on chatting about his life, though. It was now getting dark out, and the trip was about to end.
"That was fast.." Kayz thought, and, her mind being sick and all, she started to laugh.
"What?" Remus asked. 'Is this a girl thing? If it is, I should go run and get Peter, he's better at things like this than me,' he thought.
"Nothing," she said, trying to calm down, snd she finally did. "I loved today, well, except for the monkey part, but it was wonderful." Kayz mentally gaged herself for being so mushy. She bet she was even blushing so hard that her brown eyes stood out in the dark.
"Yeah," Remus said, sighing in relief. "Best night in years." They stood there in silence, and when they looked at each other, they slowly leaned in and. . . . . . . . . . . . .
DUN DUN DUN
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kissed. It wasn't no friggin peck, but a long kiss, with some tongue and all..OK????? (E/M: oops, fergot I'm writing this fer ppl 2 see..whoops..ok, then WARNING: FLUFF AHEAD. THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!). Anywayz..Remus took his hand and..hmmmm..rested it on..Kayz cheek. (u ppl r pervs). Kayz put her arms around his neck and ran her hands through his (not grey) hair. Not before long were they interrupted by Peter laughing.
"Remus and Kayz sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first come love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage. That's not all, that's not all, the baby's drinking alcohol," Peter sang, and Remus threw a rock at him, which hit Peter in the eyes.
"Shut up," Remus said, blushing along with Kayz. By now, they left each other's arms and went to find the others with Peter, who was still laughing . . . . . . . .
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E/M: Interesting..I was blushing writing the kissing scene....Well, I'm so lucky..*blushing again* just ignore that, cause I'm not sure that it is normal for people to be in love with book characters..'specially werewolfs who are about 30 years older then the person (me, actually). So..MWAHAHAHAHA, I wanna see wut happens to MoMo and Sirius..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
M/W: I no i do! I CANT WAIT TO GET MY SWEETS. Uh oh. My lackeys are still in teh 3 Broomsticks! Oh well.
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Next chapter!! PLZ R/R!
(E/M: And so my funniness is coming to an end..wait..WHAT?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..*gets dragged away by police, who were called by E/M's neighbors w/ a noise complaint*)
(M/W: Uhh that wasnt me *wink wink*)
ON WITH THE STORY!
~*~*~
A couple of days after the accident..*cough*yeahright*cough*..the girls decided to talk to the boys. It was just in time, too. The trip to Hogsmeade (Their 1st trip) was the next day, and everyone was so excited, the carpets were no longer just red. They were yellow (E/M: *wink*wink* *hint*hint* *nudge*nudge*).
"I can't WAIT for the trip tomorrow!" Lily said to James. Everyone else was gone from the Gryffindor Common Room. They were both sitting next to each other by the fire. Being it was just the beginning of winter, it was FREEZING. *Everyone looks at God*
(God: What?? It's not my fault, talk to Mother Nature.)
(Mother Nature: Blaming me for something again??)
(God: Nooo...*cough*BUT IT IS YOUR FAULT*cough*)
*God and Mother Nature get into a wrestling fight*
(Mother Nature: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU OLD FART!)
(God: BRING IT!!!!!!)
BACK TO THE STORY (People who want to watch, just watch the wrestling chanel, same thing)
"Yeah, I get to stock up on dung bombs," James replied. There were noises coming from the ceiling, like someone head locking someone else. . . . .
"Yeah!" Lily said. "Not to mention everything else there is!" She looked over and James, and he looked at her. They leaned in to kiss when. . . . . . .
"RUN, RUN, RUN!" Sirius yelled, running through the portrait with Kayz, MoMo, and Peter. "REMUS IS LOADED!" Remus came in, smiling evilly, and ran after Sirius, Kayz, MoMo, and Peter, who ran upstairs and barricaded the door.
"Down here," Lily said to James, grabbing his arm and pulling him to the ground, hiding from Remus, but it was too late..
THE NEXT DAY
Lily woke up and found herself on the floor of the Gryffindor Common Room, next to James, who was still sleeping.
"What happened?" she said to herself, getting up. "It felt like I was hit by a truck.."
"You were," Sirius said, scaring Lily. He was standing against the stairs. "If you count Remus farting stench as one. I'm really surprise you lived."
"Me too," Lily said, and James got up, too. Kayz, MoMo and Peter came down the stairs.
"You're up!" Kayz said. "Wow, that's a miracle." She smiled at Remus, who smiled back.
"Just in time, too," Sirius said, looking at his watch. "The trip to Hogsmeade just started, lets go. Don't forget your cloaks, people, or will we have to melt the ice around your bodies with Remus's farts?" Everyone ran to get their heaviest cloaks, and they all left together. When they got there, though, being together wasn't on their minds.
"I'm going to get some dungbombs," James said.
"Me, too," Lily said, and she grabbed his arm and they both ran to the joke shop.
"I'm going to look at the sweets," Sirius said, and MoMo followed him there to look as well. They lost Peter, and had no clue which way he went, or where he was at, so it was just Kayz and Remus.
"Sooo.." Kayz said, looking at the ground and kicking a rock. She missed it and kicked the cement, HARD. She paused, looked at her foot, then screamed.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW," she yelled, clutching her foot. She looked at the rock, grabbed it, and pointed an angry finger at it. "YOU PIECE OF @^&*, ^$%@ YOU!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!" By now, everyone was staring at her, or running away. Remus stood there, shocked.
(E/M: That's my temper for ya..I can get evil w/ even the smallest, non living, things.)
(M/W: Yea did u readers see me last chapter, when the guys came in teh girls bath, thats how i can when im mad!)
"Uhh..let's go," Remus said, taking her hand and dragging her into The Three Broomsticks. It was full of kids, and only one table was open, which was by the window in the corner.
"Sorry about that.." Kayz said, blushing. "I can get really angry at times."
"That's ok," Remus said, smiling. "I thought it was kind of funny, actually." They ordered 2 butterbeers and sat in silence for a few minutes. Kayz finally spoke up.
"So.." she said. 'I'm soooooo good at making conversation, aren't I?' she thought.
'Nope, you're not,' a voice in her head said.
'Was I asking you?' she thought.
'Yes,' the voice said.
'Wellllll..NO I WASN'T!!!' she thoughts.
'SHUT UP,' the voice said.
'NO, YOU!' she thought. Kayz then ignored the little voice in her head and came back to reality.
"Sooo.." she said again. Before Remus could say anything, a flying monkey flew in with a bananer!
(E/M: BANANER!! If I only had a bananer..*sigh* SOON, E/M, SOON! Heh heh)
(M/W: ..... HEY FLYING MONKEYS ARE KEWL! There my lackeys. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO FORTH MY LACKEYS! PLACE DOOM APONE THEM! *stops* *people staring* Uh i mean... uh... Dont pay atent to me for alwhile. I'm not even supose to be here *runs back to Sirius*)
(E/M: *stares at her, embarrassed* You do that..plz..for the love of God..wait..God's still wrestling Mother Nature. *gets popcorn and watches* On with the story)
The monkey started throwing it's bananers at everyone and Kayz and Remus ducked under the table when a bananer barely missed them.
"We better sneak out before it sees us," Remus said, and Kayz nodded. They crawled out from under the table and slowly, but surely, crawled through the door and was outside. They started to walk along the stores and chat about some things, stuff about their life and such. Remus was nervous on chatting about his life, though. It was now getting dark out, and the trip was about to end.
"That was fast.." Kayz thought, and, her mind being sick and all, she started to laugh.
"What?" Remus asked. 'Is this a girl thing? If it is, I should go run and get Peter, he's better at things like this than me,' he thought.
"Nothing," she said, trying to calm down, snd she finally did. "I loved today, well, except for the monkey part, but it was wonderful." Kayz mentally gaged herself for being so mushy. She bet she was even blushing so hard that her brown eyes stood out in the dark.
"Yeah," Remus said, sighing in relief. "Best night in years." They stood there in silence, and when they looked at each other, they slowly leaned in and. . . . . . . . . . . . .
DUN DUN DUN
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kissed. It wasn't no friggin peck, but a long kiss, with some tongue and all..OK????? (E/M: oops, fergot I'm writing this fer ppl 2 see..whoops..ok, then WARNING: FLUFF AHEAD. THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!). Anywayz..Remus took his hand and..hmmmm..rested it on..Kayz cheek. (u ppl r pervs). Kayz put her arms around his neck and ran her hands through his (not grey) hair. Not before long were they interrupted by Peter laughing.
"Remus and Kayz sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first come love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage. That's not all, that's not all, the baby's drinking alcohol," Peter sang, and Remus threw a rock at him, which hit Peter in the eyes.
"Shut up," Remus said, blushing along with Kayz. By now, they left each other's arms and went to find the others with Peter, who was still laughing . . . . . . . .
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E/M: Interesting..I was blushing writing the kissing scene....Well, I'm so lucky..*blushing again* just ignore that, cause I'm not sure that it is normal for people to be in love with book characters..'specially werewolfs who are about 30 years older then the person (me, actually). So..MWAHAHAHAHA, I wanna see wut happens to MoMo and Sirius..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
M/W: I no i do! I CANT WAIT TO GET MY SWEETS. Uh oh. My lackeys are still in teh 3 Broomsticks! Oh well.
PLZ REVIEW THIS, WE'D APPRECIATE IT!! THANKS FOR REVIEWING IF YOU ALREADY DID SO! NEXT CHAPTER UP SOON! PLZ LOOK AT OUR (EvilMicella and Ms. Witch) OTHER STORIES AS WELL!!