Romance in Hogsmeade 3
A/N mwahahahahaha, here ya go! r/r!
E/M: Wut'll be ^ with James and Lily?? Will Harry come along a few years b4 he should? MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA*cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
M/W: Who nows? 'Cause i dont! I'll just have to read it too uhh read it.... GO MY LACKYS! BRING DOOM APONE THEM!
God: START YOU IDIOTS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE *Shakes fist* ~*~*~
As James and Lily entered the joke shop, they found a room and then Harry came along 9 months later.
(E/M: .........I have a sick mind.............)
(M/W:Yes.... Yes u do!)
Ok, so they didn't do that..IT NEVER HAPPENED! *mutters to self* Just cause I have ideas, don't mean I'm insane..*cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
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"Winners wear a crown, losers wear a frown," Lily kept saying while she and James went to find the joke shop. James finally decided to make fun of Lily's dream to become Miss England. (Lily: NOOOO, MRS. England, cause I marry Mr. America..whoever the hell that it..*Snape comes out w/ a banner saying, 'I am Mr. America'* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) Anywayz, James walked like a beauty queen as others watched him.
"I am pretty, oh so pretty," James said in a girlish voice, still walking like a beauty queen.
"It takes a very secure man to walk like that," Lily muttered, acting like she didn't know him. He finally settled down and they went into the store. The store was crowded, as usual, and James and Lily made their way to the dungbombs.
"We should get some of these," Lily said, showing James a bag of powder where the smoke makes you disappear to where you want to when you throw it on the ground.
"Ok," James said, and he grabbed 7 more bags. "We should get some for the others, too."
"Oh, my god.." Lily started, and pointed at a can of guts. "That's nasty!"
"Aw, neat! They have different kinds!" James said, picking one up. "This one's 'unicorn guts'. That's so cool!
"I'd so love to hurt you right now.." Lily muttered.
"Why's that?" James asked.
"No reason," Lily said, and there was a pause.. "You suck." And with that, she walked to the other side of the store.
"Ha ha ha," James said to himself, and noticed everyone watching him. "Sorry.." He put the 'guts' back, and ran after Lily. He just remembered that she was very sensitive about 'dead animals'. "Hey, I'm sorry about that."
"No need to apologize," Lily said, but James knew she was about to burst into tears.
"Lily, come on," James said, and Lily just shook her head and left. James quickly payed for his things and left after her. "you know what? You take things way too seriously!" (Unlike me) FLYING MONKEYS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Just leave me alone," Lily said, walking faster, but James could still keep up with her. He lightly grabbed her arm so she would stop.
"Why?" he said, looking into her eyes.
"Do you want to kiss me?" she asked.
"I think Peter's more feminine, I'd rather kiss him," James joked. They stood there in silence, but then leaned in to kiss. As much as they wanted a long kiss, they were interrupted by the laughs of Sirius, Remus, Kayz, MoMo, and Peter.
"Oi, why now?" James muttered. "Shoo, go away." He leaned in and kissed Lily again, who gladly kissed back. Sirius and Remus were whistling at this, as Kayz and MoMo were saying, 'aww'.
"I better be your best man, Potter!" Sirius laughed.
"Looks like Peter is the only single guy," James laughed when he and Lily broke apart their kiss.
"There's always time to change anyone's mind," Peter said, looking over at Kayz and MoMo.
"Think twice!" Sirius and Remus said at the same time.
"Yeah," Kayz said. "I'd rather go out with Snape than you."
"fair enough," Peter said. "You know..I had mice...but they where all suicidle..."
"What does that have to do with anything?" James asked.
"I dunno," Peter replied. They all started walking back to their doomed chambers..uh..I ment Hogwarts..heh heh.
"Some day I'm going to make you my wife," James whispered to Lily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!" Lily screamed, running the rest of the way back to Hogwarts.
"Still got it," James said, and they all followed her. ~*~*~
E/M: yes, James, yes you do..I HAVE A GAZOO! CORRECT!..Ok, I'll just stop talking..but first! *everyone groans*..well..God and Mother Nature are still at it! ..not like that..but anyone who wants tickets to the show must give me 1,000,000 bucks!..ok, NOW I'll shut up. *everyone claps*
M/W: now she shuts up... o crap i wrote that! umm. uhh yea ok, uh see u next chapter... i hope. OR ILL EAT U! YUM! *munches on a person that was reading this* mwahahahaha!
PLZ REVIEW! THANKS 4 REVIEWING IF YOU ALREADY DID SO!! Plz r/r our other stories! thnxs
A/N mwahahahahaha, here ya go! r/r!
E/M: Wut'll be ^ with James and Lily?? Will Harry come along a few years b4 he should? MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA*cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
M/W: Who nows? 'Cause i dont! I'll just have to read it too uhh read it.... GO MY LACKYS! BRING DOOM APONE THEM!
God: START YOU IDIOTS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE *Shakes fist* ~*~*~
As James and Lily entered the joke shop, they found a room and then Harry came along 9 months later.
(E/M: .........I have a sick mind.............)
(M/W:Yes.... Yes u do!)
Ok, so they didn't do that..IT NEVER HAPPENED! *mutters to self* Just cause I have ideas, don't mean I'm insane..*cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
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"Winners wear a crown, losers wear a frown," Lily kept saying while she and James went to find the joke shop. James finally decided to make fun of Lily's dream to become Miss England. (Lily: NOOOO, MRS. England, cause I marry Mr. America..whoever the hell that it..*Snape comes out w/ a banner saying, 'I am Mr. America'* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) Anywayz, James walked like a beauty queen as others watched him.
"I am pretty, oh so pretty," James said in a girlish voice, still walking like a beauty queen.
"It takes a very secure man to walk like that," Lily muttered, acting like she didn't know him. He finally settled down and they went into the store. The store was crowded, as usual, and James and Lily made their way to the dungbombs.
"We should get some of these," Lily said, showing James a bag of powder where the smoke makes you disappear to where you want to when you throw it on the ground.
"Ok," James said, and he grabbed 7 more bags. "We should get some for the others, too."
"Oh, my god.." Lily started, and pointed at a can of guts. "That's nasty!"
"Aw, neat! They have different kinds!" James said, picking one up. "This one's 'unicorn guts'. That's so cool!
"I'd so love to hurt you right now.." Lily muttered.
"Why's that?" James asked.
"No reason," Lily said, and there was a pause.. "You suck." And with that, she walked to the other side of the store.
"Ha ha ha," James said to himself, and noticed everyone watching him. "Sorry.." He put the 'guts' back, and ran after Lily. He just remembered that she was very sensitive about 'dead animals'. "Hey, I'm sorry about that."
"No need to apologize," Lily said, but James knew she was about to burst into tears.
"Lily, come on," James said, and Lily just shook her head and left. James quickly payed for his things and left after her. "you know what? You take things way too seriously!" (Unlike me) FLYING MONKEYS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Just leave me alone," Lily said, walking faster, but James could still keep up with her. He lightly grabbed her arm so she would stop.
"Why?" he said, looking into her eyes.
"Do you want to kiss me?" she asked.
"I think Peter's more feminine, I'd rather kiss him," James joked. They stood there in silence, but then leaned in to kiss. As much as they wanted a long kiss, they were interrupted by the laughs of Sirius, Remus, Kayz, MoMo, and Peter.
"Oi, why now?" James muttered. "Shoo, go away." He leaned in and kissed Lily again, who gladly kissed back. Sirius and Remus were whistling at this, as Kayz and MoMo were saying, 'aww'.
"I better be your best man, Potter!" Sirius laughed.
"Looks like Peter is the only single guy," James laughed when he and Lily broke apart their kiss.
"There's always time to change anyone's mind," Peter said, looking over at Kayz and MoMo.
"Think twice!" Sirius and Remus said at the same time.
"Yeah," Kayz said. "I'd rather go out with Snape than you."
"fair enough," Peter said. "You know..I had mice...but they where all suicidle..."
"What does that have to do with anything?" James asked.
"I dunno," Peter replied. They all started walking back to their doomed chambers..uh..I ment Hogwarts..heh heh.
"Some day I'm going to make you my wife," James whispered to Lily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!" Lily screamed, running the rest of the way back to Hogwarts.
"Still got it," James said, and they all followed her. ~*~*~
E/M: yes, James, yes you do..I HAVE A GAZOO! CORRECT!..Ok, I'll just stop talking..but first! *everyone groans*..well..God and Mother Nature are still at it! ..not like that..but anyone who wants tickets to the show must give me 1,000,000 bucks!..ok, NOW I'll shut up. *everyone claps*
M/W: now she shuts up... o crap i wrote that! umm. uhh yea ok, uh see u next chapter... i hope. OR ILL EAT U! YUM! *munches on a person that was reading this* mwahahahaha!
PLZ REVIEW! THANKS 4 REVIEWING IF YOU ALREADY DID SO!! Plz r/r our other stories! thnxs