Party Time!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..hope there aren't weird signs, lol

E/M: So it's Remus's birthday, WE LUV YOU MAN *is drunk* LETS PARTYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *falls over drunk*

M/W: Party! Party! Happy Birthday man! *hicupo* *drunk* Hurray! Night night! *trips over Kayz* Opps! *falls down* *silence* Zzzzz. *so drunk fell asleep*

God: If you ask when they're drunk, you should actually ask when are they're NOT drunk.

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Remus sat up almost all night, thinking. He was pretty lucky. He had friends who truly cared for him, the girlfriend of his dreams, who loved him more than anything, and a perfect grades to get a perfect future. The problem was what would happen when his friends found out he was a werewolf? He didn't even want to think about that, especially on his birthday. So, instead of thinking sone more, he finally fell asleep.

James, Lily, Kayz, MoMo, Sirius, and Peter were getting out all sorts of party supplies, like balloons, spinners, silly string, and glitter. Luckily, McGonagall said that they could decorate the whole common room for this.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" James, Sirius, and Peter heard Lily, Kayz, and MoMo scream.

"What now?" James mumbled, and went into the kitchen (A/N: there's a kitchen in the common room, ok?? JUST 4 NOW, lol). Lily was holding onto her right hand and the others were breathing hard.

"What happened?" James asked, walking over to Lily, who was in tears.

"THE MEAN STOVE BURNT MY RIGHT HAND WHILE I WAS PUTTING THE CAKE IN!!" she cried. "IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!" The guys and girls were trying not to laugh. James took Lily's left hand and lead her to the girl's dorm to get something for the burn.

"Ok, Lily and stoves don't mix," Sirius said.

"I'll say," Kayz said, shutting the stove and setting on the timer. All of them went into the Common Room and sat by the fire (It was freezing cold). "And to think Remus did tell us it was his birthday. No one can forget their own birthday, you know. Maybe he's been thinking of something else..but what? I wonder if.."

"Kayz..shut up," Sirius said, nodding off to sleep a bit. Kayz picked up a book and threw it at him, causing him to fall over, but he still slept.

"As I was saying, I wonder if.." Kayz started to continue, but was cut off by James coming down the stairs, tripping. Lily came down, as well, but not by tripping.

"Very graceful, James," Lily laughed.

"Ok, so, is everything here and ready?" MoMo said. They looked around. The room was so glittery it could've made you blindeded.

"About time, too, it's just 8:00!" James said. (BTW, since it's around vacation time, everyone in Gryffindor went home for Christmas, so it was just them in the common room). "Kayz, can you go get Remus?" she nodded and went to the boy's dorm. She slowly opened the door and saw Remus sleeping face down in the pillows. Smiling evily, she ran in, jumped in the air, and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMUS!". He jumped up in surprise and looked over at Kayz and smiled. He got up and went over to her and gave her a hug.

"Thanks," he said, still smiling. They both leaned forward and kissed, but only a short one. THEY HAD A PARTY TO GET TO, MAN! Before they could move, however, an owl flew in and landed on Remus's shoulder.

"Who's that from?" Kayz asked.

"My brother Romulus.." Remus said, sighing.

"I didn't know you had a brother!" Kayz said, totally in shock.

"Well, I try not to say much about him. He's too good to come to Hogwarts, so he went to school in Bulgaria. I don't remember the name, nor do I care," Remus said, opening the card. He read it, raised his eyebrow, sighed, and closed it.

"Can I see?" Kayz asked, and Remus gave her the card. It had a baby on it wearing only cowboy boots and it's butt showing. Inside it said:

Happy birthday butt face!

Romulus

Kayz also raised an eyebrow, but at Remus, who was watching her read it. He shrugged.

"When I was born, I came out feet first instead of head first, and everyone thought my butt was my face," Remus said. Kayz tried not to laugh, but she couldn't help it. Remus smiled and threw the envelope at her.

"C'mon, let's get downstairs, the party awaits," Kayz said, still laughing. She took his hand and dragged him out and into the common room. Just as they appeared, James, Sirius, MoMo, Lily, and Peter yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMUS!!!" Remus was smiling widely. There was a cake on the table between the to couchs, which were facing each other. On the cake was, 'Happy Birthday Remus!' and there was a snowy night in the backround with the Hogwarts castle also there.

"Thanks guys!" Remus said. He didn't know if he'd ever stop smiling.

"One, two, three," James said, and everyone started singing. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR REMMY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HOW OLD ARE YOU, HOW OLD ARE YOU, HOLD OLD ARE YOU, HOW OLD ARE YOU?" Everyone laughed at the end.

"Make a wish and blow out the candles!" Kayz said, and Remus thought.. 'I wish my friends will never leave me when I tell them about me being a werewolf' and he blew out the candles. Kayz, MoMo, and Lily cut the cake in pieces while James and Sirius went to get a box of nice cold butterbeer. When they ate their cake (Chocolate with white frosting), everyone got out their presents.

"Here!" James and Sirius said, handing a huge box to Remus. He opened it and found a HUGE supply of candy. There were Chocolate Frogs, Bertie Botts, Acid Pops, and other sweets from Honeydukes.

"A life time supply, practically," Sirius said.

"Thanks guys," Remus said, smiling at them. Next was Peter, who gave him a bunch of Wizarding cards that weren't found in Chocolate Frogs. Then there was Lily and MoMo. They gave him a new kind of Drooples Every Flavor Bubblegum, and now when you blow bubbles, they turn into shapes, like hearts stars stuff like that. He thanked them and opened the last, but definitely not least, present, which was from Kayz. She gave him the best thing of all. She knew he loved werewolfs (though he didn't love being one, and she didn't know he WAS one), and it was a statue of one howling at the moon, which glowed brightly. There was also snow falling onto the ground, but it didn't stay there.

"Thanks Kayz! It's beautiful," he said, smiling at her, who was smiling back. He so wanted to give her a kiss, but not in front of everyone. Instead, he put his arm around her.

"Awww," everyone said. James and Sirius were trying not to laugh.

"Let's have a few drinks, shall we?" James said, getting out 7 butterbeers and handed one to everyone. They sat down in a circle by the fire and talked for hours. James and Sirius had one butterbeer too many and started hiccuping a lot, while laughing insanly at anything, funny or not. If you told them their parents died they would've laughed their heads off.

"We all better get to sleep, it's 1:00," Lily said, looking at her watch, then at everyone else. Remus and Kayz were snogging (not drunk though, they each had 1 butterbeer), Peter was sleeping on the floor, James was talking to himself, Sirius was laughing a little bit, and MoMo was dozing off on Sirius's shoulder. Lily sighed, got up, went into the girl's dorm, got out her dong (I think that's wut it is lol) and brought it out into the common room. With one last look around, she grabbed the stick and hit it hard against the dong, making a LOUD dinging noise. Remus and Kayz stopped snogging, Peter jumped up from sleep, James stopped talking to himself, Sirius stopped laughing, and MoMo was fully awake.

"BED! NOW, EVERYONE!" Lily said, pointing to the staircases that led to the dorms. Everyone got up and ran upstairs. Remus almost ran into the girls dorm with Kayz, but Lily gave him a look McGonagall would've givin him if she saw what he was doing. He smiling innocently and headed the right way. Lily looked back at the Common Room, sighed at the mess, and took out her wand, muttered a spell, and everything was cleaned. With once last yawn, she headed towards bed.

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E/M SUM PARTY! I didn't even get drunk..that's cheap..well, at least I snogged w/ my Teddy Bear Remus, lol..NOW WUTS AHEAD?? Only me and MoMo no!..well, not everything, but dude, we have a SEQUAL to this even! AHAHAHAHA, you'll just have 2 wait until you see that! Now..I HATE YOU..jk, lol..I think I AM drunk..

M/W: *still on floor* *still passed out* but then! *hears the word drunk* Huh? *gets up almost insaly* did sum 1 say beer? no?ok *falls back down*

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