The Marcescents Answers and the guys
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M/W: Hullo PEOPLE!!!!! How's it going? *no response* FINE BE THAT WAY! *fake sob* Aw I cant stay mad at you guys! *hugs readers* I think I'm drunk!
E/M: Don't worry, wut's-ur-face, I alwayz drunky. I'm so drunk, I'll..I'll..be drunk..*kisses Snape* you're a pretty kitty.
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About a month after Remus's party, there was another full moon. And of course the Marauders were getting ready. Remus told the guys about him being a werewolf and the guys decided to become Animagi (M/W: dunno how to spell that) Sirius was a black dog, James was a stag, and Peter was a rat.
After there classes, the Marauders went outside at there usual place. Still snow on the ground. They sat down and then they heard giggles. They looked over on the other side of the lake.
They saw Lily, Kayz and Momo doing something to a old piece of parchment. Then Momo grabbed her back and opened it. She took out a quill and a ink bottle. She dipped the quill into the bottle then wrote something on the parchment then giggled and gave the quill and bottle to Kayz. She did the same and passed it to Lily. She wrote something down and when she was done she gave the bottle and quill back to Momo, who put them back in her back. The 3 girls looked satisfied at it and then started to have a fits of giggles.
Lily, carefully, folded the old piece of parchment and pocketed it. Then they got up and started to talk and walk back around the lake.
When they went pass the guys, deep in conversation, didn't even see them. Remus noticed and said
"Hey!"
Momo screamed in shock, and the 3 girls turned around to face the guys.
"Oh its just you guys." Momo said in relief.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Peter asked.
"Nothing." Lily said quickly.
"Nothing?" James said curiously.
"Yes, James, NOTHING!" Kayz replied.
"What was that old piece of parchment all about?" Sirius asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know." Momo said with a evil smirk.
"Yeah, I would like to know." Sirius said.
"To bad!" Kayz and Lily said together. And with that the girls ran back to the castle.
After dinner the gang was sitting in the common room. Well all but Remus and Lily. Lily was in the library and Kayz and Momo didn't know where Remus was. It was almost midnight. Then James looked at his watch and gave a serious look at Sirius and Peter. They both nodded and got up. Same with James.
"Where are you 3 going?" Momo asked as her and Kayz watched them walking towards the portrait.
"I think we fancy a bath." James said trying to sound innocent. But then Lily walked in and bumped into James, probably not looking where she was going.
A old piece of parchment fell from both of there pockets and fell to the floor.
"Sorry!" they both replied bending down to pick up the closes, parchment, to them and pocketed it.
"Where are you guys going? Its almost midnight." Lily asked
"Were going to the baths." James said. And the 3 boys walked out of the portrait hole. The portrait shut behind them.
"Weird." Lily replied, sitting down next to Momo and Kayz.
"What's weird, Lil's?" Kayz asked.
"I didn't know Sirius and James took baths." Lily said. And the 3 girls rowed on the floor laughing.
The guys started to run down the corridor. Then stopped and hide behind a shot of Armor.
"Ok Jamie! Is it clear?" Sirius said out of breath.
"Let me check." James said. He put his hand in his pocket and took out the old piece of parchment. He un folded it and took out his wand.
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." James said. Nothing happened then writing in pink ink appeared on the parchment. It was like a invisible hand was writing it.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good? it wrote.
James looked up at Sirius and Peter. They looked as confused as he was.
"Yes. I solemnly swear I am up to no good." James repeated.
Again with that? the paper wrote again, only the letters were different.
Who, May we ask, is talking? the paper wrote again, with different writing from the others.
"The Marauders!" Sirius said firmly.
Well. Ms. Furball would like to welcome the Marauders. But would also like to remind them that stealing is against the law and they should return this back to the Marcescents before they murder you. the first writing wrote.
"Who is the Marcescents?" James asked.
You don't know them!?!? the paper wrote.
"Nope." Peter said.
Snowflake, Furball, and Chirpy. Together were the Marcescents the Tamers of Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers. the paper wrote.
"TAMERS of Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers!" Sirius said angrily.
I believe that's what Ms. Chirpy wrote. Ms. Snowflake agree with Ms. Furball and is getting her gun ready. the paper wrote.
"Is that a threat?" James said.
I believe it is, Mr. Marauder. Ms. Furball is curious on how you got a hold of this and what you want with is. the paper wrote once again.
Same here, Ms. Furball. Ms. Chirpy is wondering the same. the paper wrote right after the last message.
"We don't even now how you got there. Do you James?" Sirius said.
James hit his head with his hand and said.
"When I bumped into Lily! I must of picked up the wrong parchment!"
Ms. Snowflake agrees with Mr. Marauder, and asks if you may return this to its owners. it wrote.
Like I wrote before, stealing is against the law and they should return this back to the Marcescents before they murder you. Really they will! Ms. Furball warns. it wrote.
Ms. Chirpy agrees with both Ms. Furball and Ms. Snowflake, and would like to state that the Marauders are gits that cannot get girlfriends. the paper read.
There was a silence then it wrote again in the same writing.
Ms. Chirpy would like to correct her statement, if you will. When she said that the Marauders are gits that cannot get girlfriends. What she meant by that was that Mr. Peter Petigrew is a git who will never get a girlfriend.
James and Sirius started to laugh uncontrollable.
Then the looked at the paper. It already had something new on it. It read
Ms. Snowflake, Ms. Furball, and Ms. Chirpy bid the Marauders an a due. And hope to have another 'Chat' with them again.
Then it cleared and it was once again is was blank. James folded up the blank piece of parchment and put it back in his pocket.
"Wait." Peter started. âE?If we have this, then.."
"Who has the map?" Sirius finished.
There was a silence then
"LILY!" they yelled and ran back to towards the common room.
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M/W: MWAHAHAHA! WE MADE THAT THING! Its called the Marcescents Answers. Hehe! If ur wondering I'm Ms. Furball, Kayz is Ms. Snowflake, and Lil's is Ms. Chirpy. Why we have those nicknames you ask. Well you'll have to find out later! PEACE! Lol.
E/M: I'M SOBER! ..ok, anywayz, isn't my n/n da bomb? I scared myself just now..anywayz. Nowwwwww..a lil song..GO POOP, YOU RULE, YOU WILL, GET THE SCOOP..ok, I'll shut up. BUT YOU BETTER REVIEW! As I said b4, I AM getting my unregisteres, stolen, VERY BIG, hurtful gun ready.
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M/W: Hullo PEOPLE!!!!! How's it going? *no response* FINE BE THAT WAY! *fake sob* Aw I cant stay mad at you guys! *hugs readers* I think I'm drunk!
E/M: Don't worry, wut's-ur-face, I alwayz drunky. I'm so drunk, I'll..I'll..be drunk..*kisses Snape* you're a pretty kitty.
*~*
About a month after Remus's party, there was another full moon. And of course the Marauders were getting ready. Remus told the guys about him being a werewolf and the guys decided to become Animagi (M/W: dunno how to spell that) Sirius was a black dog, James was a stag, and Peter was a rat.
After there classes, the Marauders went outside at there usual place. Still snow on the ground. They sat down and then they heard giggles. They looked over on the other side of the lake.
They saw Lily, Kayz and Momo doing something to a old piece of parchment. Then Momo grabbed her back and opened it. She took out a quill and a ink bottle. She dipped the quill into the bottle then wrote something on the parchment then giggled and gave the quill and bottle to Kayz. She did the same and passed it to Lily. She wrote something down and when she was done she gave the bottle and quill back to Momo, who put them back in her back. The 3 girls looked satisfied at it and then started to have a fits of giggles.
Lily, carefully, folded the old piece of parchment and pocketed it. Then they got up and started to talk and walk back around the lake.
When they went pass the guys, deep in conversation, didn't even see them. Remus noticed and said
"Hey!"
Momo screamed in shock, and the 3 girls turned around to face the guys.
"Oh its just you guys." Momo said in relief.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Peter asked.
"Nothing." Lily said quickly.
"Nothing?" James said curiously.
"Yes, James, NOTHING!" Kayz replied.
"What was that old piece of parchment all about?" Sirius asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know." Momo said with a evil smirk.
"Yeah, I would like to know." Sirius said.
"To bad!" Kayz and Lily said together. And with that the girls ran back to the castle.
After dinner the gang was sitting in the common room. Well all but Remus and Lily. Lily was in the library and Kayz and Momo didn't know where Remus was. It was almost midnight. Then James looked at his watch and gave a serious look at Sirius and Peter. They both nodded and got up. Same with James.
"Where are you 3 going?" Momo asked as her and Kayz watched them walking towards the portrait.
"I think we fancy a bath." James said trying to sound innocent. But then Lily walked in and bumped into James, probably not looking where she was going.
A old piece of parchment fell from both of there pockets and fell to the floor.
"Sorry!" they both replied bending down to pick up the closes, parchment, to them and pocketed it.
"Where are you guys going? Its almost midnight." Lily asked
"Were going to the baths." James said. And the 3 boys walked out of the portrait hole. The portrait shut behind them.
"Weird." Lily replied, sitting down next to Momo and Kayz.
"What's weird, Lil's?" Kayz asked.
"I didn't know Sirius and James took baths." Lily said. And the 3 girls rowed on the floor laughing.
The guys started to run down the corridor. Then stopped and hide behind a shot of Armor.
"Ok Jamie! Is it clear?" Sirius said out of breath.
"Let me check." James said. He put his hand in his pocket and took out the old piece of parchment. He un folded it and took out his wand.
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." James said. Nothing happened then writing in pink ink appeared on the parchment. It was like a invisible hand was writing it.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good? it wrote.
James looked up at Sirius and Peter. They looked as confused as he was.
"Yes. I solemnly swear I am up to no good." James repeated.
Again with that? the paper wrote again, only the letters were different.
Who, May we ask, is talking? the paper wrote again, with different writing from the others.
"The Marauders!" Sirius said firmly.
Well. Ms. Furball would like to welcome the Marauders. But would also like to remind them that stealing is against the law and they should return this back to the Marcescents before they murder you. the first writing wrote.
"Who is the Marcescents?" James asked.
You don't know them!?!? the paper wrote.
"Nope." Peter said.
Snowflake, Furball, and Chirpy. Together were the Marcescents the Tamers of Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers. the paper wrote.
"TAMERS of Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers!" Sirius said angrily.
I believe that's what Ms. Chirpy wrote. Ms. Snowflake agree with Ms. Furball and is getting her gun ready. the paper wrote.
"Is that a threat?" James said.
I believe it is, Mr. Marauder. Ms. Furball is curious on how you got a hold of this and what you want with is. the paper wrote once again.
Same here, Ms. Furball. Ms. Chirpy is wondering the same. the paper wrote right after the last message.
"We don't even now how you got there. Do you James?" Sirius said.
James hit his head with his hand and said.
"When I bumped into Lily! I must of picked up the wrong parchment!"
Ms. Snowflake agrees with Mr. Marauder, and asks if you may return this to its owners. it wrote.
Like I wrote before, stealing is against the law and they should return this back to the Marcescents before they murder you. Really they will! Ms. Furball warns. it wrote.
Ms. Chirpy agrees with both Ms. Furball and Ms. Snowflake, and would like to state that the Marauders are gits that cannot get girlfriends. the paper read.
There was a silence then it wrote again in the same writing.
Ms. Chirpy would like to correct her statement, if you will. When she said that the Marauders are gits that cannot get girlfriends. What she meant by that was that Mr. Peter Petigrew is a git who will never get a girlfriend.
James and Sirius started to laugh uncontrollable.
Then the looked at the paper. It already had something new on it. It read
Ms. Snowflake, Ms. Furball, and Ms. Chirpy bid the Marauders an a due. And hope to have another 'Chat' with them again.
Then it cleared and it was once again is was blank. James folded up the blank piece of parchment and put it back in his pocket.
"Wait." Peter started. âE?If we have this, then.."
"Who has the map?" Sirius finished.
There was a silence then
"LILY!" they yelled and ran back to towards the common room.
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M/W: MWAHAHAHA! WE MADE THAT THING! Its called the Marcescents Answers. Hehe! If ur wondering I'm Ms. Furball, Kayz is Ms. Snowflake, and Lil's is Ms. Chirpy. Why we have those nicknames you ask. Well you'll have to find out later! PEACE! Lol.
E/M: I'M SOBER! ..ok, anywayz, isn't my n/n da bomb? I scared myself just now..anywayz. Nowwwwww..a lil song..GO POOP, YOU RULE, YOU WILL, GET THE SCOOP..ok, I'll shut up. BUT YOU BETTER REVIEW! As I said b4, I AM getting my unregisteres, stolen, VERY BIG, hurtful gun ready.