The Marauders Map
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E/M: I fergot to uh..write it..and, uh..yeah..and then I..dunno, fergot my sentence..lol. This chapter is wut the name says..and..BACK TO YOU KENT~!
M/W: DAMN U EVIL SPRINKLER!! ILL GET U ONE OF THESE DAYS
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Lily, Kayz, and MoMo sat on the couches in the Gryffie common room! hehe. Ok, anyways, Lily pulled out the piece of parchement in her pocket, and took out her wand and said, "I swear I am going to use these or so help me God" but nothing showed up.
"Lily, what the heck did you do?" Kayz asked.
"I dunno!" Lily said. Just then, the map started writing words on it..
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers
are pround to present
THE MARAUDER'S MAP
Suddenly, a map of the whole school showed up on the parchment. There were little ink dots moving around on it as well.
"Oh..crap.." the girls said together. They already knew it was the map James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius made a while ago. The map wrote some more..
Mr. Moony is wondering where you girls got this map and suggests to not burn it or they will be hacked in pieces by little elfs
Lily, who was about to drop it in the blazing fire, looked disappointed and sat back down again.
"Well.." Kayz said, looking at the map..talking to it wasn't the smartest thing in the world. "Where's are Answers? HMMMM??"
Mr. Prongs would like to say that he doesn't know where their 'Answers' are and wonders why the hell is he being attacked by elfs at the moment
Mr. Padfoot apologizes about the elfs that he sent loose and would like to add to the girls that the map will explode in a few seconds.
MoMo, who was now holding the map, got a horrified look on her face and threw the map in the air and it landed right next to the fireplace.
Mr. Wormtail would also like to know if one of the girls would like to go out with him for 5 cents a minute.
The girls looked at each other and started getting sick at the thought. Lily even had to run to the bathroom to throw up.
"Ms. Snowflake would like to say that Mr. Wormtail can stick it up his--" Kayz started, but MoMo elbowed her in the ribs. "..um..PEACE ON EATH.."
"LILY!!!!!!!!" MoMo screamed. "GET DOWN HERE!" Lily came back from the girl's dorm with a green face, while holding her mouth.
"What is it?" she barely said as she seated herself on the floor.
"Where'd you get this?" Kayz and MoMo asked at the same time. Lily thought back and remembered bumping into James..
"Shoot..I bumped into James and the parchment fell out. We must've had picked the wrong ones up," Lily said, slapping her forehead.
"Yeah, you must've," Kayz said sarcastically.
"We'll just exchange, that's all," Lily said, and as she got up, she accidentally kicked the Marauder's Map and it headed towards the fire . . . . . . . .
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" A voice yelled from the other side of the room. Suddenly, James ran over and slid across the room and reached out his hand just in time to save it from going in the fire. Remus and Sirius came after him as he got up. James wiped the ash and dust off of him from the fire.
"This never happened," James said casually, pocketing the Marauders Map. He looked at the girls, nodded, and the boys went out the portrait again.
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E/M: BURN IT! BURN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!..peace on Eath-diddaly-Earth? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, world domination is mineeeee..peace in
M/W: Wheres the sprinkler.... *turns around* AHHHH *sound of sprikler on* AHHHHHH NOOO DAMN U EVIL SPRIKLER
A/N sry fer the shortness, lol. But I hope that doesn't stop u from Reviewing! Until the next.
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E/M: I fergot to uh..write it..and, uh..yeah..and then I..dunno, fergot my sentence..lol. This chapter is wut the name says..and..BACK TO YOU KENT~!
M/W: DAMN U EVIL SPRINKLER!! ILL GET U ONE OF THESE DAYS
~*~*~
Lily, Kayz, and MoMo sat on the couches in the Gryffie common room! hehe. Ok, anyways, Lily pulled out the piece of parchement in her pocket, and took out her wand and said, "I swear I am going to use these or so help me God" but nothing showed up.
"Lily, what the heck did you do?" Kayz asked.
"I dunno!" Lily said. Just then, the map started writing words on it..
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers
are pround to present
THE MARAUDER'S MAP
Suddenly, a map of the whole school showed up on the parchment. There were little ink dots moving around on it as well.
"Oh..crap.." the girls said together. They already knew it was the map James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius made a while ago. The map wrote some more..
Mr. Moony is wondering where you girls got this map and suggests to not burn it or they will be hacked in pieces by little elfs
Lily, who was about to drop it in the blazing fire, looked disappointed and sat back down again.
"Well.." Kayz said, looking at the map..talking to it wasn't the smartest thing in the world. "Where's are Answers? HMMMM??"
Mr. Prongs would like to say that he doesn't know where their 'Answers' are and wonders why the hell is he being attacked by elfs at the moment
Mr. Padfoot apologizes about the elfs that he sent loose and would like to add to the girls that the map will explode in a few seconds.
MoMo, who was now holding the map, got a horrified look on her face and threw the map in the air and it landed right next to the fireplace.
Mr. Wormtail would also like to know if one of the girls would like to go out with him for 5 cents a minute.
The girls looked at each other and started getting sick at the thought. Lily even had to run to the bathroom to throw up.
"Ms. Snowflake would like to say that Mr. Wormtail can stick it up his--" Kayz started, but MoMo elbowed her in the ribs. "..um..PEACE ON EATH.."
"LILY!!!!!!!!" MoMo screamed. "GET DOWN HERE!" Lily came back from the girl's dorm with a green face, while holding her mouth.
"What is it?" she barely said as she seated herself on the floor.
"Where'd you get this?" Kayz and MoMo asked at the same time. Lily thought back and remembered bumping into James..
"Shoot..I bumped into James and the parchment fell out. We must've had picked the wrong ones up," Lily said, slapping her forehead.
"Yeah, you must've," Kayz said sarcastically.
"We'll just exchange, that's all," Lily said, and as she got up, she accidentally kicked the Marauder's Map and it headed towards the fire . . . . . . . .
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" A voice yelled from the other side of the room. Suddenly, James ran over and slid across the room and reached out his hand just in time to save it from going in the fire. Remus and Sirius came after him as he got up. James wiped the ash and dust off of him from the fire.
"This never happened," James said casually, pocketing the Marauders Map. He looked at the girls, nodded, and the boys went out the portrait again.
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E/M: BURN IT! BURN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!..peace on Eath-diddaly-Earth? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, world domination is mineeeee..peace in
M/W: Wheres the sprinkler.... *turns around* AHHHH *sound of sprikler on* AHHHHHH NOOO DAMN U EVIL SPRIKLER
A/N sry fer the shortness, lol. But I hope that doesn't stop u from Reviewing! Until the next.