Divination..dum dum dum
E/M: I tired..I smell..I can see the future u freaks..lol. Anywayz, I hope u like pie..*serves brown weird pie* Oops..did I ferget to tell you that it was a COW pie? O well.. EAT UP WHILE IT'S FRESH! .hi.goodbye..die..on the pie..hehe
M/W: Its a rabbit season!! *see rabbit* *rabbit jumps down a hole which just happened to be there* O NO YA DONT! *jumps in hole after Rabbit* Narator: Thus was the last Momo was seen...untill teh story starts
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Finally, when Remus wasn't no werewolf..u no, like, the day after he was back to normal, it was midnight and almost everyone was asleep. Kayz and MoMo were up late doing their homework that was due tomorrow (may I ass..I mean, aff..ARGH, ASD..ADD DAMNIT, ADD!!!.. that they had a month to work on it) and Remus came into the room, yawning. (No one knew where James and Sirius were and Lily was sleeping..since she was a goody girl who already finished HER homework. As for Peter-Eater? WHO CARES).
"REMUS!" Kayz said, her pale, exhausted face lighting up. He smiled and sat next to her while putting his arm around her shoulders, pulling her close.
"Where's Sirius," MoMo muttered, slowly writing. She was, like, in a trance.
"I saw him and James near the..um..never mind," Remus said, looking away from MoMo, like he didn't say anything.
"WHERE?" MoMo yelled, looking around. "WHERE IS HE, DAMNIT! SPILL IT!" Remus and Kayz both backed up a little.
"By the girl's bathroom," Remus said, trying not to laugh at the expression on MoMo's face. "Um..Kayz, let's get going before I die." Kayz nodded, and Remus took her hand and they ran upstairs, leaving MoMo thinking about 2 things: Why did they BOTH just run in the boy's dorm, and WHY was Sirius, and James, by the girls bathroom?
Just in time, the portrait opened and Sirius and James stumbled in, laughing. MoMo got up and walked over to them.
"WHY WERE YOU AT THE GIRLS BATHROOM?" she yelled. James and Sirius looked at each other, and back at MoMo.
"We weren't at the girl's bathroom," James said honestly.
"Yeah, we were at the kitchens sneaking some food," Sirius said, pointing at the bags of stuff they had. 'Ooooo' MoMo thought.
"..I knew that," she said.
"Who told you we were there?" both James and Sirius asked.
"Remus," MoMo said.
"Where is he now? I'll kill him..not literally, but you know what I mean," Sirius said, heading towards the staircase, but MoMo grabbed his cloak to stop him.
"I wouldn't go up there if I were you," she said.
"Why?" James asked.
"He and Kayz are up there," MoMo said, laughing.
"No, we aren't" said two voices from behind the couch said. Those voices were none other then God and Satan..I mean Remus and Kayz.
"How did you..when..wha..ok.." MoMo said as Sirius laughed as he sat on a chair next to them and MoMo sat on his lap.
"Where's Lily?" James asked, and the girls pointed to the girl's dorm. James went up the stairs, opened the 3rd year girl's door, and saw Lily sleeping on her stomach. With a smile, James climbed on Lily's bed and played with her hair gently. Finally, Lily woke up with a little fright, but saw that it was James.
"JAMES! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!" Lily said, turning over and sitting up. James smiled evilly.
"Hell," he said, putting is arms around Lily's waist, and pulled her close.
"What took you?" Lily whispered, right before she kissed him. . . . .(No, they don't do funny business, lol. Harry ain't that much of a hurry to get here)
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"We better get to bed," Sirius said, looking at MoMo, who had just put doen her quill.
"I'm up for it," she said, and they went to the boy's dorm.
"What about you Kayz?" Remus asked. Kayz still had Transfiguration to finish up, and was writing VERY fast.
"Not..now..need..to finish.." Kayz said in a sleepy voice. Remus smiled and took out his book, 'Quidditch Through the Ages' and started reading. About 2 hours later, he finished and looked at Kayz. She FINALLY finished and was putting her work away. Her eyes were tired and she was having a HARD time keeping them opened. Then she turned to Remus and smiled.
"Done now," she said in a cracking, tired voice.
"Good," Remus said, throwing his book to the ground and put his arms around Kayz's waist. "But you need sleep. We're starting Divination tomorrow, and that's just harsh." Kayz nodded, and Remus lyed on the couch.
"Best not go upstairs," he said, and Kayz laughed.
"You're right..down here is good, though," she said, lying next to Remus on the couch and they both fell asleep. . . . .
E/M: THE END. Lol, jk.
The next morning, Kayz woke up to the sounds of whistling, and she saw James, Lily, MoMo, and Sirius on the staircase. She rolled her eyes and both she and Remus got up and looked at the clock.
"Let's get ready for Divination," Remus mutterd, still half asleep, and they all (including James, Lily, MoMo and Sirius) got ready. As they climbed the latter, they saw Professor BlakGrym ready to start class.
"My dears, you are late," she said in her misty voice. (OH NO, NOT ANOTHER TWEALAWNY! Or w/e..lol).
"Sorry professor," the Marauders and the girls said, and took their seats.
"Now, today we will be starting Crystal Ball Reading," she said, handing each of the kids a, of course, crydtal ball. "Now, pick a partner and start reading!" James picked Lily, Remus picked Kayz, and Sirius picked MoMo, and they started working.
"So, Kayz, I see you married with 4 kids," Remus joked..lil did he know he was right.
"I see you eating a marshmellow," Kayz said seriously, looking in the Crystal Ball. Remus looked too, and saw and person shape thing holding a cillindar white small puff.
"Well, looky there," Remus said, still staring. Sirius and MoMo weren't doing much better then Remus and Kayz.
"You..um..become beauty queen," Sirius said, looking in the Crystal Ball.
"REALLY?" MoMo asked, excitedly.
"I dunno," Sirius said, yawning. "This is so stupid."
"Shut up Monkey man," MoMo said.
"..what?" Sirius asked, an eyerbrow raised.
"Your picture looks like a monkey, look," she said, showing him the ball. Behind them were Lily and James.
"You turn 26," James said.
"We..that's a relief," Lily laughed. "Let's see..yours, I can't read.." Just at that moment, Professor BlakGrym came over and looked into the Crystal Ball. She then gave a sudden gasp.
"It's the grim, my dears! You're going to die, Mr. Potter! IT'S THE DEATH OMAN!" Professor BlakGrym. "THE BLACK GRIM! IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG!"
"No, that's just Sirius, silly!" James said in a girlish voice.
"Besides, you must have problems thinking the grim is bad..LOOK AT YOUR NAME!" Remus said.
"I'd be warned if I were you, Mr. Potter..be careful," she said, and, still shocked, headed towards another table as kids around Lily and James were whispering. Lily was in fright, but James shook it off.
"Don't worry, Lily, it's nothing. You know how Professor BlakGrym is crazy in the head," James said, and Lily tried to get the grim thing out of her mind. The bell suddenly rang, and everyone gathered their things and climbed down the ladder to get to theit next class. Remus put his arms around Kayz should yet again, and Sirius and MoMo were walking, holding hands. Lily was still worried.
"Come on Lily, don't..worry," James said, taking her arm and pretending to skip. Lily laughed and nodded as they headed for Care of Magical Creatures class. . . . .
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E/M: Hmmm..YOU TELL ME!! LOL..o, sry fer not updating for that LONG period of time. I'm just that lazy..and the cowz and I were off eating purple ppl eaters..now, wut'll happen next..?
M/W: *pops out of rabbit hole* did sum one say purple ppl eaters? NO! DONT TELL THEM IM HERE! I still owe them $50 from teh dog tracks! *runs away*
A/N: PLZ REVIEW THIS AND READ ON! Thanks
E/M: I tired..I smell..I can see the future u freaks..lol. Anywayz, I hope u like pie..*serves brown weird pie* Oops..did I ferget to tell you that it was a COW pie? O well.. EAT UP WHILE IT'S FRESH! .hi.goodbye..die..on the pie..hehe
M/W: Its a rabbit season!! *see rabbit* *rabbit jumps down a hole which just happened to be there* O NO YA DONT! *jumps in hole after Rabbit* Narator: Thus was the last Momo was seen...untill teh story starts
~*~*~
Finally, when Remus wasn't no werewolf..u no, like, the day after he was back to normal, it was midnight and almost everyone was asleep. Kayz and MoMo were up late doing their homework that was due tomorrow (may I ass..I mean, aff..ARGH, ASD..ADD DAMNIT, ADD!!!.. that they had a month to work on it) and Remus came into the room, yawning. (No one knew where James and Sirius were and Lily was sleeping..since she was a goody girl who already finished HER homework. As for Peter-Eater? WHO CARES).
"REMUS!" Kayz said, her pale, exhausted face lighting up. He smiled and sat next to her while putting his arm around her shoulders, pulling her close.
"Where's Sirius," MoMo muttered, slowly writing. She was, like, in a trance.
"I saw him and James near the..um..never mind," Remus said, looking away from MoMo, like he didn't say anything.
"WHERE?" MoMo yelled, looking around. "WHERE IS HE, DAMNIT! SPILL IT!" Remus and Kayz both backed up a little.
"By the girl's bathroom," Remus said, trying not to laugh at the expression on MoMo's face. "Um..Kayz, let's get going before I die." Kayz nodded, and Remus took her hand and they ran upstairs, leaving MoMo thinking about 2 things: Why did they BOTH just run in the boy's dorm, and WHY was Sirius, and James, by the girls bathroom?
Just in time, the portrait opened and Sirius and James stumbled in, laughing. MoMo got up and walked over to them.
"WHY WERE YOU AT THE GIRLS BATHROOM?" she yelled. James and Sirius looked at each other, and back at MoMo.
"We weren't at the girl's bathroom," James said honestly.
"Yeah, we were at the kitchens sneaking some food," Sirius said, pointing at the bags of stuff they had. 'Ooooo' MoMo thought.
"..I knew that," she said.
"Who told you we were there?" both James and Sirius asked.
"Remus," MoMo said.
"Where is he now? I'll kill him..not literally, but you know what I mean," Sirius said, heading towards the staircase, but MoMo grabbed his cloak to stop him.
"I wouldn't go up there if I were you," she said.
"Why?" James asked.
"He and Kayz are up there," MoMo said, laughing.
"No, we aren't" said two voices from behind the couch said. Those voices were none other then God and Satan..I mean Remus and Kayz.
"How did you..when..wha..ok.." MoMo said as Sirius laughed as he sat on a chair next to them and MoMo sat on his lap.
"Where's Lily?" James asked, and the girls pointed to the girl's dorm. James went up the stairs, opened the 3rd year girl's door, and saw Lily sleeping on her stomach. With a smile, James climbed on Lily's bed and played with her hair gently. Finally, Lily woke up with a little fright, but saw that it was James.
"JAMES! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!" Lily said, turning over and sitting up. James smiled evilly.
"Hell," he said, putting is arms around Lily's waist, and pulled her close.
"What took you?" Lily whispered, right before she kissed him. . . . .(No, they don't do funny business, lol. Harry ain't that much of a hurry to get here)
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"We better get to bed," Sirius said, looking at MoMo, who had just put doen her quill.
"I'm up for it," she said, and they went to the boy's dorm.
"What about you Kayz?" Remus asked. Kayz still had Transfiguration to finish up, and was writing VERY fast.
"Not..now..need..to finish.." Kayz said in a sleepy voice. Remus smiled and took out his book, 'Quidditch Through the Ages' and started reading. About 2 hours later, he finished and looked at Kayz. She FINALLY finished and was putting her work away. Her eyes were tired and she was having a HARD time keeping them opened. Then she turned to Remus and smiled.
"Done now," she said in a cracking, tired voice.
"Good," Remus said, throwing his book to the ground and put his arms around Kayz's waist. "But you need sleep. We're starting Divination tomorrow, and that's just harsh." Kayz nodded, and Remus lyed on the couch.
"Best not go upstairs," he said, and Kayz laughed.
"You're right..down here is good, though," she said, lying next to Remus on the couch and they both fell asleep. . . . .
E/M: THE END. Lol, jk.
The next morning, Kayz woke up to the sounds of whistling, and she saw James, Lily, MoMo, and Sirius on the staircase. She rolled her eyes and both she and Remus got up and looked at the clock.
"Let's get ready for Divination," Remus mutterd, still half asleep, and they all (including James, Lily, MoMo and Sirius) got ready. As they climbed the latter, they saw Professor BlakGrym ready to start class.
"My dears, you are late," she said in her misty voice. (OH NO, NOT ANOTHER TWEALAWNY! Or w/e..lol).
"Sorry professor," the Marauders and the girls said, and took their seats.
"Now, today we will be starting Crystal Ball Reading," she said, handing each of the kids a, of course, crydtal ball. "Now, pick a partner and start reading!" James picked Lily, Remus picked Kayz, and Sirius picked MoMo, and they started working.
"So, Kayz, I see you married with 4 kids," Remus joked..lil did he know he was right.
"I see you eating a marshmellow," Kayz said seriously, looking in the Crystal Ball. Remus looked too, and saw and person shape thing holding a cillindar white small puff.
"Well, looky there," Remus said, still staring. Sirius and MoMo weren't doing much better then Remus and Kayz.
"You..um..become beauty queen," Sirius said, looking in the Crystal Ball.
"REALLY?" MoMo asked, excitedly.
"I dunno," Sirius said, yawning. "This is so stupid."
"Shut up Monkey man," MoMo said.
"..what?" Sirius asked, an eyerbrow raised.
"Your picture looks like a monkey, look," she said, showing him the ball. Behind them were Lily and James.
"You turn 26," James said.
"We..that's a relief," Lily laughed. "Let's see..yours, I can't read.." Just at that moment, Professor BlakGrym came over and looked into the Crystal Ball. She then gave a sudden gasp.
"It's the grim, my dears! You're going to die, Mr. Potter! IT'S THE DEATH OMAN!" Professor BlakGrym. "THE BLACK GRIM! IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG!"
"No, that's just Sirius, silly!" James said in a girlish voice.
"Besides, you must have problems thinking the grim is bad..LOOK AT YOUR NAME!" Remus said.
"I'd be warned if I were you, Mr. Potter..be careful," she said, and, still shocked, headed towards another table as kids around Lily and James were whispering. Lily was in fright, but James shook it off.
"Don't worry, Lily, it's nothing. You know how Professor BlakGrym is crazy in the head," James said, and Lily tried to get the grim thing out of her mind. The bell suddenly rang, and everyone gathered their things and climbed down the ladder to get to theit next class. Remus put his arms around Kayz should yet again, and Sirius and MoMo were walking, holding hands. Lily was still worried.
"Come on Lily, don't..worry," James said, taking her arm and pretending to skip. Lily laughed and nodded as they headed for Care of Magical Creatures class. . . . .
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E/M: Hmmm..YOU TELL ME!! LOL..o, sry fer not updating for that LONG period of time. I'm just that lazy..and the cowz and I were off eating purple ppl eaters..now, wut'll happen next..?
M/W: *pops out of rabbit hole* did sum one say purple ppl eaters? NO! DONT TELL THEM IM HERE! I still owe them $50 from teh dog tracks! *runs away*
A/N: PLZ REVIEW THIS AND READ ON! Thanks