This is a little thing I wrote over a year ago that I decided to repost in this section. It's about that stupid Rabbit that tries to get his hands on some Trix, but to no avail. This time, however, he does get it, but....well, read and find out!
Note: I don't own Trix or that stupid ass Rabbit (who in their right mind would want to?)
Please Give that Goddamn Rabbit Some Trix!
It's the end of another Trix commercial and the kids are about to taunt the Rabbit for the umpteenth time...
Boy: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for...
Rabbit (really pissed off): Not this time, assholes! (pulls out a machete)
Girl: Hey, what are you doing?
Rabbit: I'm gonna get that Trix this time, and no one's gonna stop me!!!!
He shoots the kids into a bloody oblivion, then he grabs the box of Trix.
Rabbit: FINALLY! I finally get to have some Trix!
He takes a big handful of Trix and swallows it whole. All of a sudden he starts feeling strange.
Rabbit (holding his stomach): Ohhh, I don't feel so good...
He then blows up into a million pieces, never to be heard from again.
Let that be a lesson to you, kiddies! Get too greedy and bad things WILL happen to you. Hahahahaha!!!!!!