A/N: This chapter is going to kill me. kill me. kill me. AHHH I hate these
kind of fics. (the ones I'm making fun of, naturally-I don't hate my own
work. That'd be like a mother hating her child. Welllllll- since I hate
these kinds of chapters so much I'm going to kill two birds with one stone.
It's going to be one of those awfully short things that annoy me to no
end.
REMEMBER- ()-words in those are stuff I'm saying. If it has ~ around it, its sarcastic.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine-not even the plots. oh well the idea to make fun of all the boringness is mine. yup I own that.
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Lily followed the other first years to the shores of a lake. All of them got into a boat. She had rotten luck and got into the same boat as James Potter. James teased her the whole ride up about her red hair. (I don't know anyone who makes fun of red hair.) There were no other boats available so she had no choice but to cross the lake with him. (Wouldn't he want to ride with Remus, Peter and Sirius?) They started talking and their conversation soon turned into a heated argument. James eventually got so mad that he pushed Lily into the lake. Unfortunately, for James, Lily pulled him into the cold lake with her. (Now, I'm sorry but I could never fall in love with, or marry, somebody who ruins one of the most important days in my young life. I see the whole lake thing a lot--too much, if truth be told.)
Lily was still fuming about being pushed into the lake, (who wouldn't be?) when they arrived at a massive door. A very stern-looking witch opened the door. She took them all into a huge entrance hall, in which she told them about the four houses and what kind of wizards and witches each produced. Lily fell in line behind a very tall girl with mousy, brown hair. She was then rudely poked from behind. She looked behind her and saw none other than-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~ A/N: Some people call that a chapter. If you've read any of my other fics you'll see that my chapters are at least five fold longer. The clif hanger is another thing I had to poke fun at. Some people think that this sort of thing is really suspenseful. Pitiful, if you ask me. Review and tell me some things that bug you about L/J fics. I would be glad to use them. Don't worry, I'm not running out of idea. Far from it- I just get lazy so I don't say everything.
That's it for today.
Review and make me Happy!
REMEMBER- ()-words in those are stuff I'm saying. If it has ~ around it, its sarcastic.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine-not even the plots. oh well the idea to make fun of all the boringness is mine. yup I own that.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~
Lily followed the other first years to the shores of a lake. All of them got into a boat. She had rotten luck and got into the same boat as James Potter. James teased her the whole ride up about her red hair. (I don't know anyone who makes fun of red hair.) There were no other boats available so she had no choice but to cross the lake with him. (Wouldn't he want to ride with Remus, Peter and Sirius?) They started talking and their conversation soon turned into a heated argument. James eventually got so mad that he pushed Lily into the lake. Unfortunately, for James, Lily pulled him into the cold lake with her. (Now, I'm sorry but I could never fall in love with, or marry, somebody who ruins one of the most important days in my young life. I see the whole lake thing a lot--too much, if truth be told.)
Lily was still fuming about being pushed into the lake, (who wouldn't be?) when they arrived at a massive door. A very stern-looking witch opened the door. She took them all into a huge entrance hall, in which she told them about the four houses and what kind of wizards and witches each produced. Lily fell in line behind a very tall girl with mousy, brown hair. She was then rudely poked from behind. She looked behind her and saw none other than-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~ A/N: Some people call that a chapter. If you've read any of my other fics you'll see that my chapters are at least five fold longer. The clif hanger is another thing I had to poke fun at. Some people think that this sort of thing is really suspenseful. Pitiful, if you ask me. Review and tell me some things that bug you about L/J fics. I would be glad to use them. Don't worry, I'm not running out of idea. Far from it- I just get lazy so I don't say everything.
That's it for today.
Review and make me Happy!