A/N: I'm back. The format'll be a little changed to say the least, but anyway. I just had to write something. It was killing me. I'm using notepad since this computer doesn't have MicrosoftWord on it so just forgive all the technical errors. Actually that's what I'll make fun of here. Maybe not. Well, you'll see.
Of (age-old) Parodies and (long-overdue) Premonitions
Lilly n her frindz wer walkin dizown hogsmeade, lookin 4 sum dress robez 4 tha big ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Y didn't dey tell us dat we needed dress robez b4 skoll started?" asked either Amy or Katie, it doesn't matter which one.
"Cuz then we couldn't have a whole chapter on us being like three girls in a mall." Lily said matter-of-factly. She had probably read about it in a book somewhere. She is so smart! Hermione is totally her poser!
"But we're not in a mall"
"Shut up. It was a metaphor."
"We're sorry Lily," the two lesser girls chanted. "You are our leader...we are loyal...we will always depend on you...you are our leader...we are loyal...we will--"
"We're here!"
The girls entered the shop and perused--whoops, big word, I mean, looked through--the racks and racks of dress robes. Oddly enough, they were more dress and less robe. That was mad chill though because this way I can write more about what they're wearing. They were all super-rich and had tons of money and wizard-credit cards so that was cool too.
Katie--I think--squeeled after a few moments. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE PERFECT DRESS FOR M--"
"Hey I kinda like that dress," Lily interrupted. Wait, no, I mean she never interupts, she's good and decent and kind...
"FOR YOU, LILY!"
"Thanks, hon. It would have clashed with your nail polish anyway"
"James is going to die when he sees you in that Lily!" Amy gushed.
"Go try it on," Katie oozed.
"OK" Lily shined.
Meanwhile, while Lily was rocking the dressing room and Amy and Katie searched for some clothes that would be equally as pretty, but well obviously not as totally punk rockin' as Lily's because this wasn't their story, the maruaders entered the obviously girly shop because it fits with this story.
"Hello ladies," Sirius greeted in his usual casanova manner.
Amy, obviously the funny/silly/prankster one of the group (no duh!), walked right up to him and did some thing that doesn't really matter because seven mintues later Lily walked out of the dressing room, and of course everyone had to look at her.
She was totally bangin, yo! She had a green dress on to match her eyes (as if she'd wear any other color!) and it went down to her ankles and stuff. It was really cool that the store stocked slutty dresses in the sizes of our three favorite teeny boppers. It went down really low, sorta exposing a lot of clevage which was a miracle, becuase in the last scence she had none, but she looked hot!
James was floored, literally. His distracted mind thought that lying on the ground would be the best way to cover up the bulge in his pants. He didn't want Lily to know he had brought dungbombs into the store with him.
[Due to my lack of a clue on how to work this thing, and just laziness, there won't be any distinction between narration and thought. You'll work it out I bet, and if you don't that's okay too.]
Whoa, Evans has boobies. Damn. Wait--whoops--I messed that up. I mean, fuck-yo Evans has a nice rack!!!!!!! It's okay though. I can still hate her for no reason, but really want her body too. Maybe in a few months, once we turn 14 1/2 we can start indulging in sexual favors then it'll progress into some really flaky and superficial work of fanfiction.
He wished he didn't have the dungbombs in his pocket or else he could run to the dorm and spill his load into the bathtub.
Then those two other girls came out of their dressing rooms on either side of Lily and looked very pretty. They looked like a new line of Barbies or something. It was cool.
"Dude, check out Katie," Sirius nudged Remus.
"Dude, you're supposed to secretly like Amy, but not admit it when we pester you about it. Katie and I are going to share a spiritual bond together once I let her inside my soul."
"Moony, Excuse me if I'm wrong, since Hogwarts doesn't give sex-ed--"
"Yes they do!" sqweeked Peter from behind the rack of plus-sized panty hose.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID RAT!!!!!!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU! YOU'RE UNPOPULAR!!!! TAKE THAT!!!" Lily hurtled herself very gracefully and sexilly across the room to deliver a firm kick into the squishy side of Peter.
"Atta girl, Lily!" Sirius boomed, acting like a big puppy/ big brother.
"Thanx SiSi" she said, giving him a hug because she just did things like that.
"Look out, it's fire-bitch on the warpath again," sneered James. They exchanged some random insults. Lily calling James a man-whore included, but in the end Lily won because she had been the one to hurt Peter and that's all that really matters. James wond up storming out of the room, intending to go blow [up] his load [of dungbombs].
This is the part where I make pretty shapes just to take up space.
*#(!)($)@ *&$)@(#+_!(#)!&$)!I@*$#_!+$)&$*@&$#*(@)(*$@*()*)%i#_)u@(NGDJSAPOI)(*@_(($_+(@)&%(@()*#!^$#&!%#^!%$(*!%)*)(*$+_!(#)(^$*!u#o!+$()(!^(*$u!)*)(&()+_(#)&(*$u!()*$)
KEWL!!!!!!!
Alright I'm going to stop here for right now. I know it's short, but yeah...I have no disipline. But I'll try to update more often. I feel bad.
Thanks to Oy Angelina for writing "Snogwarts: A Parody" It reminded me that I even had this.
Of (age-old) Parodies and (long-overdue) Premonitions
Lilly n her frindz wer walkin dizown hogsmeade, lookin 4 sum dress robez 4 tha big ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Y didn't dey tell us dat we needed dress robez b4 skoll started?" asked either Amy or Katie, it doesn't matter which one.
"Cuz then we couldn't have a whole chapter on us being like three girls in a mall." Lily said matter-of-factly. She had probably read about it in a book somewhere. She is so smart! Hermione is totally her poser!
"But we're not in a mall"
"Shut up. It was a metaphor."
"We're sorry Lily," the two lesser girls chanted. "You are our leader...we are loyal...we will always depend on you...you are our leader...we are loyal...we will--"
"We're here!"
The girls entered the shop and perused--whoops, big word, I mean, looked through--the racks and racks of dress robes. Oddly enough, they were more dress and less robe. That was mad chill though because this way I can write more about what they're wearing. They were all super-rich and had tons of money and wizard-credit cards so that was cool too.
Katie--I think--squeeled after a few moments. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE PERFECT DRESS FOR M--"
"Hey I kinda like that dress," Lily interrupted. Wait, no, I mean she never interupts, she's good and decent and kind...
"FOR YOU, LILY!"
"Thanks, hon. It would have clashed with your nail polish anyway"
"James is going to die when he sees you in that Lily!" Amy gushed.
"Go try it on," Katie oozed.
"OK" Lily shined.
Meanwhile, while Lily was rocking the dressing room and Amy and Katie searched for some clothes that would be equally as pretty, but well obviously not as totally punk rockin' as Lily's because this wasn't their story, the maruaders entered the obviously girly shop because it fits with this story.
"Hello ladies," Sirius greeted in his usual casanova manner.
Amy, obviously the funny/silly/prankster one of the group (no duh!), walked right up to him and did some thing that doesn't really matter because seven mintues later Lily walked out of the dressing room, and of course everyone had to look at her.
She was totally bangin, yo! She had a green dress on to match her eyes (as if she'd wear any other color!) and it went down to her ankles and stuff. It was really cool that the store stocked slutty dresses in the sizes of our three favorite teeny boppers. It went down really low, sorta exposing a lot of clevage which was a miracle, becuase in the last scence she had none, but she looked hot!
James was floored, literally. His distracted mind thought that lying on the ground would be the best way to cover up the bulge in his pants. He didn't want Lily to know he had brought dungbombs into the store with him.
[Due to my lack of a clue on how to work this thing, and just laziness, there won't be any distinction between narration and thought. You'll work it out I bet, and if you don't that's okay too.]
Whoa, Evans has boobies. Damn. Wait--whoops--I messed that up. I mean, fuck-yo Evans has a nice rack!!!!!!! It's okay though. I can still hate her for no reason, but really want her body too. Maybe in a few months, once we turn 14 1/2 we can start indulging in sexual favors then it'll progress into some really flaky and superficial work of fanfiction.
He wished he didn't have the dungbombs in his pocket or else he could run to the dorm and spill his load into the bathtub.
Then those two other girls came out of their dressing rooms on either side of Lily and looked very pretty. They looked like a new line of Barbies or something. It was cool.
"Dude, check out Katie," Sirius nudged Remus.
"Dude, you're supposed to secretly like Amy, but not admit it when we pester you about it. Katie and I are going to share a spiritual bond together once I let her inside my soul."
"Moony, Excuse me if I'm wrong, since Hogwarts doesn't give sex-ed--"
"Yes they do!" sqweeked Peter from behind the rack of plus-sized panty hose.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID RAT!!!!!!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU! YOU'RE UNPOPULAR!!!! TAKE THAT!!!" Lily hurtled herself very gracefully and sexilly across the room to deliver a firm kick into the squishy side of Peter.
"Atta girl, Lily!" Sirius boomed, acting like a big puppy/ big brother.
"Thanx SiSi" she said, giving him a hug because she just did things like that.
"Look out, it's fire-bitch on the warpath again," sneered James. They exchanged some random insults. Lily calling James a man-whore included, but in the end Lily won because she had been the one to hurt Peter and that's all that really matters. James wond up storming out of the room, intending to go blow [up] his load [of dungbombs].
This is the part where I make pretty shapes just to take up space.
*#(!)($)@ *&$)@(#+_!(#)!&$)!I@*$#_!+$)&$*@&$#*(@)(*$@*()*)%i#_)u@(NGDJSAPOI)(*@_(($_+(@)&%(@()*#!^$#&!%#^!%$(*!%)*)(*$+_!(#)(^$*!u#o!+$()(!^(*$u!)*)(&()+_(#)&(*$u!()*$)
KEWL!!!!!!!
Alright I'm going to stop here for right now. I know it's short, but yeah...I have no disipline. But I'll try to update more often. I feel bad.
Thanks to Oy Angelina for writing "Snogwarts: A Parody" It reminded me that I even had this.