LovED Hina
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Love Hina. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Love Hina are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters for my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 1:AbandonED
Welcome to Tokyo, the capital city of Japan and the best place to get your char sushi burgers. This so-called "Big City" is the home of many national landmarks and tourist attractions: Tokyo Tower, Tokyo Dome, Kaminarimon, the Emperial Palace, Asakusa Temple, Rainbow Bridge and many more. Today, we see the kids of Peach Creek on their school field trip by bus, enjoying the sites and scenery provided by Tokyo Tours. As for the Eds, they were wondering what tourist attraction they're going to visit next.
"Oh, I know! Ed wants to go to Kabuki Cake, I hope they bake mine chocolate!" Suggested Ed as he held up his souvenir chopsticks.
Double D sighed and corrected Ed suggestion. "No Ed, it's called the Kabukiza (Kabuki Theater). They don't bake cakes there, the put on cosmetics and perform traditional dances and plays. That's why they call themselves Kabuki.
"Kabuki my foot!" Complained Eddy. "I say we head to Neo Geo World and hit the arcades. I've been dying to try out that new King of Fighters game so I can kick Kevin's as. . ."
Double D: "Eddy! Don't you dare say the "A" word in front of everyone, this is a G rated cartoon."
Eddy (sarcastic tone): "Well excuuuuuuuse me! Lighten up sock head! We're not in a cartoon anymore, this is a fanfic, remember."
Double D: "Technically. . ."
Eddy: "You heard me! In a fanfic, we can do and talk whatever we want, isn't that right JT?"
Then the author appeared while reading his Tokyo Times newspaper.
ThunderFoxJT: "You got that right Eddy! ^_^"
Ed (surprised): "Is that you God?"
Eddy: "No Ed, that's your mom, of course it's not God!"
Double D: "That's the author. He's the one who wrote "EDeukyo Maid Tai" (the first EEn'E anime crossover), remember."
Ed (laughed): "Oh, okay. . ."
Double D: "So tell me Mr. Author, what did you plan for us."
ThunderFox JT: "Just call me JT, okay? As I recall, you're next stop is the Hinatasou."
Double D: "Hinatasou, where's that?"
ThunderFox JT: "That's for you to find out. As for me, this is my stop. Sayonara!"
As the bus stopped, the author left the bus and the fanfic goes on.
Double D: "Eddy, I'm concern. If you knew the author, you must know about the Hinatasou."
Eddy (bragged): "I don't know, all he told me it was some sort of inn in a backwater town."
Suddenly, a dragon marble hit Eddy's head and knocked him out unconsciously. It was Kevin who shot him with his trusty slingshot.
"Dorkball on top side pocket! Ha ha!" Laughed Kevin.
As Eddy regained his senses, he got up on his chair with a gigantic bump on his head (a bit smaller than his first pimple); it really hurts when he touched it. "YEOWCH! I should've known it was you, Kevin. One of these days, you're gonna get yours!"
"Don't count your dorks before they hatch, Eddy. LOSER!" Kevin gave Eddy a raspberry and hid himself back to his seat."
"Grrr, that Kevin, he's such a no good, lousy show-off." Eddy grits his teeth with anger.
" Just ignore the peanut gallery, Eddy. Besides, the next tourist site will be our last stop and we'll safely fly back to Peach Creek in no time." Said Double D.
Eddy sighed in depression. "Yeah whatever, Double D."
Then the bus screeched and stopped. "Attention tourists! Our last pit stop is the Hinata Teahouse. All passengers will have a 15 minute break, after that, we'll go on to our last landmark and back to Tokyo Airport." Said the driver through the speaker.
A middle age lady with blonde hair advised the kids. "Okay students, you heard the driver, we'll have a 15 minute break and then back to the tour bus."
ALL: "Yes, Miss Rebecca!" (TFJT: I made up the teacher to go along with the fanfic ^_^)
Rebecca: "Okay! Now everyone line up and safely walk out of the bus."
Instead of what the teacher said, they ran out of the bus lick-a-ty- split, almost trampling on Miss Rebecca. "Ugh, kids these days. . .they never listen to a word I say. I knew I should've been a business woman."
The kids looked around the town where the teahouse is: Johnny and Plank run around looking for more stuff to collect, Sarah and Jimmy took pictures of the Hinata Teahouse and the town hall, Nazz looked at her tour guide while Kevin continue to bluff about how stupid Japan is, and Rolf wondered about the Lucky Cat statue placed in front of the teahouse.
"Rolf wonders why people of this country put hideous statues of house pets in front of their stores?" Said Rolf in a confused look. "Back in the old village, we placed Great Nano statues in living rooms, made out of fine toenail clippings of my one-eyed Nana, she was a sweet woman."
As for Eddy and Double D, they searched everywhere for an arcade, not even a candy store. "This place stinks! Not even a friggin' prize grabber in this stupid town." Complained Eddy.
Double D: "Speaking of prize grabbers, you realized you spent almost half of our vacation money on those machines."
Eddy: "It was Kevin's fault, as usual! He dared me to win one of those Dragonball Z plushies."
Double D: "Foiled by your own misguidance I see. I always knew your misfortune will be your undoing."
Eddy: "Double D, sometimes you scare me when you talk like that."
Double D: "It's a curse I'm afraid. Say, how about we meet up the other kids at the teahouse."
Eddy (careless): "Sure, whatever."
Ed comes back and somehow he feels a little "flushed".
Eddy: "What's with you, Ed?"
Ed: "Eddy! I really need to go to the bathroom. (naws his lower lip in a "gotta' go" pose)"
Double D: "Ed! I told you not to drink all that soda along the way, a 12 pack even."
Eddy: "Great! Now we have to take lumpy to the bathroom."
Ed: Hey guys! My underwear's getting wet!
Double D: NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD! Quick, to the teahouse!
Eddy and Double D grabbed Ed and went off to the teahouse. As they took off, three seniors from the town committee mysteriously appeared from the mist.
Old man no. 1: "Three boys. . ."
Old man no. 2: "Abandoned. . ."
Old man no. 3: "And lost. . ."
Meanwhile at the Hinata Teahouse, all the kids were there with Miss Rebecca, but the Eds quickly rushed inside.
Ms. Rebecca: "Well boys, you finally arrived just in time. You boys must try these rice cakes and green tea they served."
Double D: "Not now Ms. Rebecca, Ed needs to go to the restroom!"
Eddy: "It's a life or death potty emergency!"
Sarah stared at the Eds for a moment and continued her conversation with Jimmy.
Sarah: "Serve him right for drinking all the soda, isn't that right Jimmy?"
Jimmy (zipping his tea): "Yes, and how could he drink an entire 12 pack in one gulp? It's soo neanderthal."
As the Eds finally reached to the restroom, a mysterious figure wearing a very familiar red cap follows them. "Oh man! This is gonna be the biggest prank yet!" He thought. At the restroom, Eddy and Double D waited for their dimwitted friend, doing no.1 in the toilet.
Eddy: "Quit fooling around, Ed! We only got 5 minutes before they leave without us."
Ed: "I'm trying, guys! *farts* Oops! Excuse me!"
Double D (covers his nose with his shirt): "Ugh! You're soo unsanitary, Ed!"
But then, some loud banging noises can be heard behind the restroom door.
Eddy: "Double D, did you hear something?"
Double D: "I think so, it must be coming from outside the door. I'll go check"
As Double D walked toward the door, her turned the knob but it didn't opened. He tried to shove the door, and it didn't even budge. He tried and he tried, but the door is still closed.
Double D: "Eddy! The door's locked, we can't get out of the restroom!"
Eddy: "Tell me about it, I can't stand Ed's farting anymore and. . .we're WHAT?!"
Eddy quickly ran to the door and turned the knob simultaneously. Then Ed came out of the toilet after he flushed it.
Ed: "Ahhh, much better! Hi guys, ready for leaving?"
Eddy: "We ain't leaving, lumpy, we're locked in. Now get your stinky armpits here and help us open the door."
Ed: "Righto!"
Ed tried to run over the door with his head, but instead he gotten a headache. Outside of the door, the mysterious person was flipping a hammer up and down as he viciously watched the Eds try to break out of the door that was nailed shut; it was none other than Kevin!
"Well, that takes care of my dork problem, once and for all! Ha ha!" Laughed Kevin.
Eddy: "HEY! It's that you, Kevin? Get us out of here, man!"
Kevin: "Fat chance, Eddy! See ya' at the bus, dorks, if you make it."
Eddy: "KEVIN, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TRAITOR! If I ever get my hands on you, I'm gonna wedge your underwear soo high, I'll tie it up to your stupid cap!"
Kevin: "I like to see you try that, and as they say around here: SAYONARA SUCKERS!"
Kevin gave another raspberry and ran back to the bus.
Eddy (bangs the door): "Kevin! Don't you dare leave us like that! Kevin! Kevin? KEVINNNNNNNN?!"
Double D: "Face the facts, Eddy! He left us for good, and there's no way out of here. We don't even have the tools for a proper jail break."
Eddy (grits his teeth): "Don't worry, Double D! We still have the ultimate tool to bust out of here, isn't that right, ED! (stares at Ed)"
Ed: "Huh?"
*******2 hours later********
A few meters outside of the Hinata Teahouse, a faint digging sound can be heard from underground.
Ed (digging): "Dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole! I'm a good shovel, huh Eddy?"
Eddy: "Yes you are, Ed, you're a natural, NOW KEEP DIGGIN'!"
Then Eddy looks towards Double D.
Eddy: "What's the word, Double D?"
Double D: "If my calculations are correct, the bus stop should be right above our current location."
Eddy: "You heard the man, monobrow, go baby go!"
Ed: "Okey Dokey, Smokey! Dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole."
As Ed dug above, light began shine over their heads.
Eddy: "Hey, I see light!"
Ed: "I see France!"
Eddy: "Don't milk it, Ed, we're almost there!"
The Eds poke their heads out of the hole and they finally made it to the bus stop, on the other hand, they came too late. There was no sign of the tour bus, and now they're stranded in this small town.
"Please don't tell me we missed the tour bus." Said Eddy in a depressed look.
"We missed the tour bus, Eddy." Recalled Double D.
Eddy became angry and grabbed Double D by the collar. "I thought I told you not to tell me that!" As he paused for moment, he let go of Double D held his head in despair. "I can't believe this is happening! We're stranded, abandoned, left behind, and worst of all, we're lost!"
Ed patted Eddy's shoulder to cheer him up. "Dare, dare, brave soldier, we found the bus stop. . .uhhh. . .where's the bus?"
Eddy: "Bus stop? Bus stop! Oh Ed!"
Ed: "Yes Eddy?"
Eddy: "Bend over."
Then Ed bends over like Eddy said. "Like this, Eddy?" He asked. "Now what?"
"Hold that thought." Then grabs the bus stop sign and slammed Ed's head, making him see stars and planets.
"It's a long ball, coach. Look at the pretty stars." Mumbled Ed, feeling dizzy like he rode the roller coaster 10 times, then he fainted.
"Gentlemen, I think it's getting dark, we must find some shelter before night falls." Said Double D as he saw the sun setting.
"Well duh! There's not even a Motel 6 around here, even the teahouse is already closed." Complained Eddy.
Double D: "Motel? Eddy, that's it!"
Eddy: "What's it?"
Double D: "Remember what the author said, how about stay in at the Hinatasou!"
Eddy: "What are you nuts? We don't know where it is?"
Double D: "Oh contraire, old chum. While we were searching for your so- called arcade, we happened to pass by an arrow sign that leads to the Hinatasou, and it leads right above those stairs."
Double D pointed out the location, but Eddy dropped his jaw to the floor as see the very steep staircase! "You mean we have to climb up on THAT?!"
"Affirmative, Eddy, it's the only way up to the inn." Double D nodded seriously.
"Grrr. . .all right already, I'll do it!" Groan Eddy. " Come on, sockhead, let's get cracking. You too, lumpy!"
Then Ed quickly got up and followed them. "Okay, Eddy."
And so, the Eds try climb up the stairs to the Hinatasou, it took them less the 30 minutes to reach the top, but they made it anyway. They breathed deeply to catch their breath, and sat down.
"Well. . .that. . .would be. . .my exercise. . . for today." Gasped Double D deeply.
"Boy, aren't you a jug, Double D." Bluffed Eddy. "At least we made it, now lets get ourselves some rooms."
Ed looked at the Hinatasou and remembered. "This hotel reminds me of a movie I once saw, Tales from the Brick, The Movie 2: Bordello of Crud. This is where our unknowing heroes warm up before they enter the evil house of the haunted. Filled with goulish girls, mummified maids, and tainted temptresses."
Eddy slapped Ed on the face. "Ed! Enough with the horror flicks already, you're scaring the heck out of us. We're wasting too much time here! I say we just get in the inn and get it over with already, I'm getting tired and sweaty here."
Both Ed and Double D agreed and decided step in front of the door, but what surprises awaits for the Eds? Tune in next time for another exciting chapter of LovED Hina!
Preview: ThunderFox JT: Yo! TFJT here! On the next chapter of LovED Hina, the Eds were able to get inside the Hinatasou. But soon they noticed the whole building is empty, is it? As each Ed explores a different area of the inn, they confronted with the local residents of the Hinatasou, and man, are they angry! Next chapter of LovED Hina, chapter 2: Wild ED Chase. See Ya!
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By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Love Hina. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Love Hina are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters for my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 1:AbandonED
Welcome to Tokyo, the capital city of Japan and the best place to get your char sushi burgers. This so-called "Big City" is the home of many national landmarks and tourist attractions: Tokyo Tower, Tokyo Dome, Kaminarimon, the Emperial Palace, Asakusa Temple, Rainbow Bridge and many more. Today, we see the kids of Peach Creek on their school field trip by bus, enjoying the sites and scenery provided by Tokyo Tours. As for the Eds, they were wondering what tourist attraction they're going to visit next.
"Oh, I know! Ed wants to go to Kabuki Cake, I hope they bake mine chocolate!" Suggested Ed as he held up his souvenir chopsticks.
Double D sighed and corrected Ed suggestion. "No Ed, it's called the Kabukiza (Kabuki Theater). They don't bake cakes there, the put on cosmetics and perform traditional dances and plays. That's why they call themselves Kabuki.
"Kabuki my foot!" Complained Eddy. "I say we head to Neo Geo World and hit the arcades. I've been dying to try out that new King of Fighters game so I can kick Kevin's as. . ."
Double D: "Eddy! Don't you dare say the "A" word in front of everyone, this is a G rated cartoon."
Eddy (sarcastic tone): "Well excuuuuuuuse me! Lighten up sock head! We're not in a cartoon anymore, this is a fanfic, remember."
Double D: "Technically. . ."
Eddy: "You heard me! In a fanfic, we can do and talk whatever we want, isn't that right JT?"
Then the author appeared while reading his Tokyo Times newspaper.
ThunderFoxJT: "You got that right Eddy! ^_^"
Ed (surprised): "Is that you God?"
Eddy: "No Ed, that's your mom, of course it's not God!"
Double D: "That's the author. He's the one who wrote "EDeukyo Maid Tai" (the first EEn'E anime crossover), remember."
Ed (laughed): "Oh, okay. . ."
Double D: "So tell me Mr. Author, what did you plan for us."
ThunderFox JT: "Just call me JT, okay? As I recall, you're next stop is the Hinatasou."
Double D: "Hinatasou, where's that?"
ThunderFox JT: "That's for you to find out. As for me, this is my stop. Sayonara!"
As the bus stopped, the author left the bus and the fanfic goes on.
Double D: "Eddy, I'm concern. If you knew the author, you must know about the Hinatasou."
Eddy (bragged): "I don't know, all he told me it was some sort of inn in a backwater town."
Suddenly, a dragon marble hit Eddy's head and knocked him out unconsciously. It was Kevin who shot him with his trusty slingshot.
"Dorkball on top side pocket! Ha ha!" Laughed Kevin.
As Eddy regained his senses, he got up on his chair with a gigantic bump on his head (a bit smaller than his first pimple); it really hurts when he touched it. "YEOWCH! I should've known it was you, Kevin. One of these days, you're gonna get yours!"
"Don't count your dorks before they hatch, Eddy. LOSER!" Kevin gave Eddy a raspberry and hid himself back to his seat."
"Grrr, that Kevin, he's such a no good, lousy show-off." Eddy grits his teeth with anger.
" Just ignore the peanut gallery, Eddy. Besides, the next tourist site will be our last stop and we'll safely fly back to Peach Creek in no time." Said Double D.
Eddy sighed in depression. "Yeah whatever, Double D."
Then the bus screeched and stopped. "Attention tourists! Our last pit stop is the Hinata Teahouse. All passengers will have a 15 minute break, after that, we'll go on to our last landmark and back to Tokyo Airport." Said the driver through the speaker.
A middle age lady with blonde hair advised the kids. "Okay students, you heard the driver, we'll have a 15 minute break and then back to the tour bus."
ALL: "Yes, Miss Rebecca!" (TFJT: I made up the teacher to go along with the fanfic ^_^)
Rebecca: "Okay! Now everyone line up and safely walk out of the bus."
Instead of what the teacher said, they ran out of the bus lick-a-ty- split, almost trampling on Miss Rebecca. "Ugh, kids these days. . .they never listen to a word I say. I knew I should've been a business woman."
The kids looked around the town where the teahouse is: Johnny and Plank run around looking for more stuff to collect, Sarah and Jimmy took pictures of the Hinata Teahouse and the town hall, Nazz looked at her tour guide while Kevin continue to bluff about how stupid Japan is, and Rolf wondered about the Lucky Cat statue placed in front of the teahouse.
"Rolf wonders why people of this country put hideous statues of house pets in front of their stores?" Said Rolf in a confused look. "Back in the old village, we placed Great Nano statues in living rooms, made out of fine toenail clippings of my one-eyed Nana, she was a sweet woman."
As for Eddy and Double D, they searched everywhere for an arcade, not even a candy store. "This place stinks! Not even a friggin' prize grabber in this stupid town." Complained Eddy.
Double D: "Speaking of prize grabbers, you realized you spent almost half of our vacation money on those machines."
Eddy: "It was Kevin's fault, as usual! He dared me to win one of those Dragonball Z plushies."
Double D: "Foiled by your own misguidance I see. I always knew your misfortune will be your undoing."
Eddy: "Double D, sometimes you scare me when you talk like that."
Double D: "It's a curse I'm afraid. Say, how about we meet up the other kids at the teahouse."
Eddy (careless): "Sure, whatever."
Ed comes back and somehow he feels a little "flushed".
Eddy: "What's with you, Ed?"
Ed: "Eddy! I really need to go to the bathroom. (naws his lower lip in a "gotta' go" pose)"
Double D: "Ed! I told you not to drink all that soda along the way, a 12 pack even."
Eddy: "Great! Now we have to take lumpy to the bathroom."
Ed: Hey guys! My underwear's getting wet!
Double D: NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD! Quick, to the teahouse!
Eddy and Double D grabbed Ed and went off to the teahouse. As they took off, three seniors from the town committee mysteriously appeared from the mist.
Old man no. 1: "Three boys. . ."
Old man no. 2: "Abandoned. . ."
Old man no. 3: "And lost. . ."
Meanwhile at the Hinata Teahouse, all the kids were there with Miss Rebecca, but the Eds quickly rushed inside.
Ms. Rebecca: "Well boys, you finally arrived just in time. You boys must try these rice cakes and green tea they served."
Double D: "Not now Ms. Rebecca, Ed needs to go to the restroom!"
Eddy: "It's a life or death potty emergency!"
Sarah stared at the Eds for a moment and continued her conversation with Jimmy.
Sarah: "Serve him right for drinking all the soda, isn't that right Jimmy?"
Jimmy (zipping his tea): "Yes, and how could he drink an entire 12 pack in one gulp? It's soo neanderthal."
As the Eds finally reached to the restroom, a mysterious figure wearing a very familiar red cap follows them. "Oh man! This is gonna be the biggest prank yet!" He thought. At the restroom, Eddy and Double D waited for their dimwitted friend, doing no.1 in the toilet.
Eddy: "Quit fooling around, Ed! We only got 5 minutes before they leave without us."
Ed: "I'm trying, guys! *farts* Oops! Excuse me!"
Double D (covers his nose with his shirt): "Ugh! You're soo unsanitary, Ed!"
But then, some loud banging noises can be heard behind the restroom door.
Eddy: "Double D, did you hear something?"
Double D: "I think so, it must be coming from outside the door. I'll go check"
As Double D walked toward the door, her turned the knob but it didn't opened. He tried to shove the door, and it didn't even budge. He tried and he tried, but the door is still closed.
Double D: "Eddy! The door's locked, we can't get out of the restroom!"
Eddy: "Tell me about it, I can't stand Ed's farting anymore and. . .we're WHAT?!"
Eddy quickly ran to the door and turned the knob simultaneously. Then Ed came out of the toilet after he flushed it.
Ed: "Ahhh, much better! Hi guys, ready for leaving?"
Eddy: "We ain't leaving, lumpy, we're locked in. Now get your stinky armpits here and help us open the door."
Ed: "Righto!"
Ed tried to run over the door with his head, but instead he gotten a headache. Outside of the door, the mysterious person was flipping a hammer up and down as he viciously watched the Eds try to break out of the door that was nailed shut; it was none other than Kevin!
"Well, that takes care of my dork problem, once and for all! Ha ha!" Laughed Kevin.
Eddy: "HEY! It's that you, Kevin? Get us out of here, man!"
Kevin: "Fat chance, Eddy! See ya' at the bus, dorks, if you make it."
Eddy: "KEVIN, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TRAITOR! If I ever get my hands on you, I'm gonna wedge your underwear soo high, I'll tie it up to your stupid cap!"
Kevin: "I like to see you try that, and as they say around here: SAYONARA SUCKERS!"
Kevin gave another raspberry and ran back to the bus.
Eddy (bangs the door): "Kevin! Don't you dare leave us like that! Kevin! Kevin? KEVINNNNNNNN?!"
Double D: "Face the facts, Eddy! He left us for good, and there's no way out of here. We don't even have the tools for a proper jail break."
Eddy (grits his teeth): "Don't worry, Double D! We still have the ultimate tool to bust out of here, isn't that right, ED! (stares at Ed)"
Ed: "Huh?"
*******2 hours later********
A few meters outside of the Hinata Teahouse, a faint digging sound can be heard from underground.
Ed (digging): "Dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole! I'm a good shovel, huh Eddy?"
Eddy: "Yes you are, Ed, you're a natural, NOW KEEP DIGGIN'!"
Then Eddy looks towards Double D.
Eddy: "What's the word, Double D?"
Double D: "If my calculations are correct, the bus stop should be right above our current location."
Eddy: "You heard the man, monobrow, go baby go!"
Ed: "Okey Dokey, Smokey! Dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole, dig-a-hole."
As Ed dug above, light began shine over their heads.
Eddy: "Hey, I see light!"
Ed: "I see France!"
Eddy: "Don't milk it, Ed, we're almost there!"
The Eds poke their heads out of the hole and they finally made it to the bus stop, on the other hand, they came too late. There was no sign of the tour bus, and now they're stranded in this small town.
"Please don't tell me we missed the tour bus." Said Eddy in a depressed look.
"We missed the tour bus, Eddy." Recalled Double D.
Eddy became angry and grabbed Double D by the collar. "I thought I told you not to tell me that!" As he paused for moment, he let go of Double D held his head in despair. "I can't believe this is happening! We're stranded, abandoned, left behind, and worst of all, we're lost!"
Ed patted Eddy's shoulder to cheer him up. "Dare, dare, brave soldier, we found the bus stop. . .uhhh. . .where's the bus?"
Eddy: "Bus stop? Bus stop! Oh Ed!"
Ed: "Yes Eddy?"
Eddy: "Bend over."
Then Ed bends over like Eddy said. "Like this, Eddy?" He asked. "Now what?"
"Hold that thought." Then grabs the bus stop sign and slammed Ed's head, making him see stars and planets.
"It's a long ball, coach. Look at the pretty stars." Mumbled Ed, feeling dizzy like he rode the roller coaster 10 times, then he fainted.
"Gentlemen, I think it's getting dark, we must find some shelter before night falls." Said Double D as he saw the sun setting.
"Well duh! There's not even a Motel 6 around here, even the teahouse is already closed." Complained Eddy.
Double D: "Motel? Eddy, that's it!"
Eddy: "What's it?"
Double D: "Remember what the author said, how about stay in at the Hinatasou!"
Eddy: "What are you nuts? We don't know where it is?"
Double D: "Oh contraire, old chum. While we were searching for your so- called arcade, we happened to pass by an arrow sign that leads to the Hinatasou, and it leads right above those stairs."
Double D pointed out the location, but Eddy dropped his jaw to the floor as see the very steep staircase! "You mean we have to climb up on THAT?!"
"Affirmative, Eddy, it's the only way up to the inn." Double D nodded seriously.
"Grrr. . .all right already, I'll do it!" Groan Eddy. " Come on, sockhead, let's get cracking. You too, lumpy!"
Then Ed quickly got up and followed them. "Okay, Eddy."
And so, the Eds try climb up the stairs to the Hinatasou, it took them less the 30 minutes to reach the top, but they made it anyway. They breathed deeply to catch their breath, and sat down.
"Well. . .that. . .would be. . .my exercise. . . for today." Gasped Double D deeply.
"Boy, aren't you a jug, Double D." Bluffed Eddy. "At least we made it, now lets get ourselves some rooms."
Ed looked at the Hinatasou and remembered. "This hotel reminds me of a movie I once saw, Tales from the Brick, The Movie 2: Bordello of Crud. This is where our unknowing heroes warm up before they enter the evil house of the haunted. Filled with goulish girls, mummified maids, and tainted temptresses."
Eddy slapped Ed on the face. "Ed! Enough with the horror flicks already, you're scaring the heck out of us. We're wasting too much time here! I say we just get in the inn and get it over with already, I'm getting tired and sweaty here."
Both Ed and Double D agreed and decided step in front of the door, but what surprises awaits for the Eds? Tune in next time for another exciting chapter of LovED Hina!
Preview: ThunderFox JT: Yo! TFJT here! On the next chapter of LovED Hina, the Eds were able to get inside the Hinatasou. But soon they noticed the whole building is empty, is it? As each Ed explores a different area of the inn, they confronted with the local residents of the Hinatasou, and man, are they angry! Next chapter of LovED Hina, chapter 2: Wild ED Chase. See Ya!
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