LovED Hina
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fanfic is a crossover of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Love Hina. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Love Hina are copyrighted by their respected owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my fanfic more interesting, SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Note: This chapter may contain some brief nudity and fan service. Only suitable for ages 14 and over, if you're less than that age, don't read it, if you love crossovers, read it anyway."
Chapter 2: Wild ED Chase
Last time, the Eds were trapped in a restroom during their school field trip in Tokyo. After digging out, they were too late to catch their bus, and they're now stranded in Japan with no food or money. With the help of the author's advice (TFJT: That's me! ^_^), they decided to visit the Hinatasou and stay in for the night. The Eds walked toward the front door of Hinatasou.
"W-well boys, h-here w-we are." Said Eddy in a shivering tone, but then a loud howling and barking sound scared Eddy out of shoes and on to Ed. "What was that!?"
"It was just a dog howling by the full moon, Eddy." Answered Double D. "Don't tell me you're scared already?"
Eddy (sarcastic): "What? Me scared? Ha! What gave you that idea?"
Double D: "Well, Eddy, you jumped out of your sneakers in fright and held on to Ed."
Eddy gave a puzzled look and looked at Ed. Ed smiled and Eddy jumped off of him angrily.
Eddy: "Okay, okay. I got scared, so what? It's all because of Ed's stupid horror movie blabbering gave me ideas about this place. It even looks creepy at night."
Double D: "I thought so. Now then, who's going to knock the door?"
Ed and Eddy quickly pointed at Double D.
Double D (sighs): "Very well then. Guess I should get this over with."
Double D softly taps the slide door, but there was no answer.
Eddy: "Geez-Louise, Double D! You call that a knock? Tap harder!"
Double D taps a little harder, but still no answer.
Eddy (groans): "Argh, that's it! Ed, show him how it's done!"
Ed: "Your wit is my lunch, Eddy!"
Ed runs toward the door and gave a big headbutt, which broke through the slide door.
Ed: "How I do, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Eh, close enough."
Double D: "Close enough? You realize Ed obliterated the door and broke through the inn."
Eddy: "Lighten up, sockhead! At least we got in. Hey! Anybody home?"
Eddy's shout echoed through the hallways of Hinatasou, but still no answer.
Eddy (smirked): "No one's home. Looks like we got the whole place to ourselves."
Double D: "Eddy! It's against the law to break through another person property."
Eddy: "Law, shmaw! All that matters is we get to stay inside for the night. If anyone comes in, we'll just say we'll give em' an IOU for the damage."
Double D (worried): "I hope you're right, Eddy, because I have a bad feeling about this."
The Eds walked inside. Eddy and Double D took off their shoes since it's wrong to enter a Japanese household with shoes on.
Eddy: "It's always the shoes, huh, Double D."
Double D: "Well, Eddy, it's their tradition. Better take off yours as well, Ed."
Ed: "Okay."
Ed kicked his shoes off and his feet started to smell.
Eddy (plugs his nose): "Whoo, I think the circus is in town."
Double D (ditto): "I do hate to bare the stench, but it's tradition. Let's continue, shall we?"
They walked around the hallways and found some signs placed on the wall, but they're in Japanese.
Eddy: "Hey, Double D! Can ya' read'em?"
Double D: "Why certainly, now let me see. . ."
Double D reads the signs and translates.
Double D: "According the first sign, the hot springs are straight ahead."
Ed: "Hot tubbin'!"
Eddy: "Shut up, Ed! Go on."
Double D: "The second one says dormitories at the 2nd and 3rd floor."
Eddy: "That's where we're heading."
Double D: "True, Eddy, but I'm heading to the hot springs, I need to keep my hygiene in tip-top condition."
Double D: "Suit yourself, Double D. Come on, Ed, let's go."
Ed: "Right behind you, Eddy."
And so, the Eds went on their separate ways. Double D followed the signs and found the locker room of the hot springs. Inside, there were small lockers and shelves for storing any clothing and bath products, wooden bath pails, and small bath stools for sitting.
Double D: "Well this seems convenient, might as well pick up some essentials and undress."
Double closed the slide door, removed his clothes, picked up a bar of soap, a bath pail, a towel and a stool, and walked into the hot springs.
At the 2nd floor, Eddy and Double D were exploring the dormitory. They checked out some rooms, but they couldn't find any room "manly" enough for the both of them.
Eddy: "What's with this joint? All the rooms here are "girly" stuff. It's like a girls' dorm or something."
Ed: "Eddy, what's a girls' dorm?"
Eddy: "OK, lumpy, here's the scoop. A girls' dorm is like an apartment building, but only for girls. My big brother told me that."
Ed: "Gross!"
Eddy: "Come on, Ed, let's get crackin'. There's gotta' be at least one room for us machos."
As they continue their journey through the hallways of the Hinatasou, something caught Ed's eye. He saw an opened slide door with leafs coming out. Ed went inside, gaped and drooled as he stared at an enormous jungle hidden inside the room.
"COOL!!!" Shouted Ed with a twinkle in his Bambi eyes and gnawing on his lower lip. "Monkey World!" Ed ran around the jungle like a hairy gorilla and climbed up a palm tree. He made some monkey noises, scratched his butt, and picked up a banana on top of the tree.
Ed: "I am Tarzan, King of the Jungle!" (gives a Tarzan yell)
Eddy (enters): "Don't go "ape" on me, lunkhead!"
Ed: "Hi, Eddy!"
Eddy looks up at Ed on top of the palm tree.
Eddy: "I never thought there be a jungle in this stupid inn. Who's their decorator, Tarzan?"
Ed: "I'm Tarzan, you Eddy!"
Eddy: "Get over it, Ed! I'm gonna' keep looking for more rooms. I can see this place suits your bill."
Ed: "My place is the cat's tuxedo." (continues eating more bananas)
Eddy left and continued his search for the perfect bachelor pad. He then stopped and found a room with a sign that says in English "Kanririn's room" (Manager's room)
Eddy: "Kanririn's room? I don't know what "Kanririn" mean, but I'll try anything other than the rest of these girly rooms."
As he went inside, he sees the room filled with stacks of textbooks and boxes, scattered clothing, an unrolled futon, a drawer, and a TV set with a game console and a game controller.
"Hey! This place looks almost like my pad, now that's what I'm talking about!" Smirked Eddy. "*yawns loudly* All this searchin' bored me out, I hope the guy who owns this place doesn't mind if a play a few video games."
Eddy examines the game console.
Eddy: "Hey, there's a logo on this thing. It says "SUPER FAMICON". Super Famicon? It looks more like a Japanese version of my crappy old SNES game system. Ah well, better make the most of it."
He then found a dusty box full of old Super Famicon games.
Eddy: "Now let's see, what do we have here: Super Mario World, Seiken Densetsu 2, Dragon Quest V, Final Fantasy VI, Rockman Soccer, a dating simulator game, yadda-yadda. Damn it! Not even one single hardcore game, whoever lives here must be a total loser. . .hey, Rockman and Forte, I heard a lot about this game! Double D told me that it's a Japanese sequel to that PSX/Saturn game, Megaman 8. Eh, worth a shot."
Eddy placed the game cartridge into the Super Famicon and turns it on. As he turned on the TV, the screen flashed and revealed the start menu with Rockman (Megaman) and Forte (Bass).
Eddy: "Cool! I think I'll play as Forte, hadn't played him since I tried out that secret Fighting Mode cheat from Megaman 7."
Eddy continued playing the game. Every Ed was enjoying a good dose of R&R, no fuss, no ruckus, no nothing, just the Eds and the inn. But little did they know, outside at the rugged staircase, the tenants and the manager of Hinatasou were returning from a long day of shopping at Shinjuku Shopping District.
"Ahh, nothing is more relaxing than shopping at Shinjuku." Said the brunette girl with the two cowlings. "Sure beats crammin' textbooks, isn't that right, Keitaro?"
"I know, Narusegawa, but why I have to be the one carrying all the bags?" Replied the "four-eyed" black hair boy, carrying a large stack of shopping bags and gift boxes. "I only bought myself a new sketchbook and doujinshi, what did you girls bought, barbells?"
"Keitaro-senpai, maybe I should carry some of my bags." Said the little blue hair girl, who's younger than Naru and Keitaro.
"Nah, don't you worry about him, Shinobu, he's just fine." Smirked the blonde girl with one cowling sticking out, and the kitsune style eyes. "It's his job as kanririn to carry all our bags."
Shinobu: "But, Kitsune-senpai!"
"Ne-ne, Kaola Su agrees with Kitsune!" Cried the foreign girl with the tanned skin, who's the same age as Shinobu.
"That's right! He deserves it!" Agreed the blonde girl with the red cap, same age as both Kaola Su and Shinobu.
"True, Sara, even thought all of you talked me into coming along, but purchasing such revealing clothing?" Said the black haired samurai girl in the red and white kimono. "I would've caught dead wearing one."
Kitsune (smiles): "That reminds me, Motoko, we bought you this really sexy black lingerie with a S&M whip and mask to top it up!"
Kitsune shows her the S&M set.
Motoko: "NANI!?"
After walking up the staircase, they finally arrived their home sweet home.
Naru: "Finally, we're home. Once I unpack my new clothes and underwear, I'm going to take a nice dip at the hot springs and then I'll (drops her handbag). . .AAHHHHH!!!"
Naru's shriek of terror surprised Keitaro. Losing his balance, the shopping bags have piled over Keitaro like an avalanche, except it's women's clothing and undergarments. Then his head popped out from the pile.
" Narusegawa, what happened?" Asked Keitaro, with a pair of white-laced panties over his head.
Naru: "What happened? Look at this (pulls out a broken slide door), the Hinatasou has been broken in."
Shinobu (scared in tears): "Broken in? Oh no, a prowler!"
Kaola Su: "Is a prowler taste good? ^_^"
Sara: "No, you idiot! A prowler is a person who breaks in people's houses and steal all their valuables."
Naru: "I knew it was a bad idea, leaving Mutsumi in charge of Hinatasou while we were away."
Motoko: "I suggest we should search through the Hinatasou and capture the intruder."
All: "Right!"
Everyone agreed and went back inside Hinatasou, except Keitaro, since he's still picking up all the bags.
Keitaro: "Hey, girls! Wait for me!"
While everyone gathered at the lobby, Keitaro dropped all the bags onto the floor and gasped for air.
Keitaro (gasps): "Next. . .time. . .we're ordering. . .by Ebay. . ."
Naru: "Okay, now that everyone's here, here's what we're gonna' do. We'll split up, find the culprit, and meet up back here. Kaola Su and Shinobu will take the secret passages."
Shinobu: "Hai!"
Kaola Su: "Roger!"
Naru: "Motoko and Sara should check the 2nd floor dormitory."
Sara and Motoko nodded.
Naru: "And Keitaro and Kitsune should check the 3rd floor dormitory."
Keitaro: "Ehh? Now wait a minute, Narusegawa, how come I'm stuck with Kitsune instead of you?"
Naru (her nerves popped out and tightens her fist furiosly): "Well, because I don't like perverts who wear my brand new panties over their heads!"
Keitaro: "I thought you wouldn't notice, it was an accident! T_T"
Keitaro shed tears of depression.
Kitsune (wily): "Why, Keitaro, I never knew you have a thing for women's underwear, you sly hentai. ;D"
Keitaro: "I'm telling you, it's not what it looks like! ;"
Naru: "As for me, I'm going to check the hot springs if Mutsumi's okay. I bet she fainted again after staying too long. She was there before we left. Now hop to it!"
All (cheer): "HOOOO!"
And so, everyone split up in his or her respected groups, in search of the miscreant intruder. Back at the hot springs, Double D was just enjoying his bath, until he heard noises back at the Hinatasou.
Double D: "Hey! Would you guys mind keeping it down, I'm trying to regain my composure."
Hiding from the misty steam of the springs, a shadowy and yet "well endowed" figure had risen from the springs.
Shadowy figure: "Ara ara, it's sure is noisy in here, isn't?"
Double D: "Yes indeed."
As Double D continued to relax, he paused in a surprised look, and slowly turned around with his teeth chattering. He jumped 5 foot high as he saw the shadowy figure behind. But worst of all, the steam started to weaken, revealing the true form of the shadowy figure and stood up. It was another brunette with two cowlings, except she's more "bustier" and well endowed than Naru, holding up her towel that covers from her breasts to her hips.
Double D: "Gracious! Where did you come from?"
Brunette (weak voice): "Simi masen, I must've dozed off again. Weak condition, you know."
Double D (shielding his eyes): "I'm sorry! I didn't know this was the girl's hot spring, and please make yourself more decent, that towel you're wearing is too small." (TFJT: If you think this is the first time he sees a naked girl who's older than himself, check out my first EEnE crossover fanfic, EDeukyo Maid Tai)
Brunette: "I think I'll better leave now and. . .oh, I'm feeling kinda woozy again, aahhh."
Double D (worried): "Oh my!"
The brunette girl fainted again and her towel slipped off, but this time she fainted on Double D. Luckily, he quickly held her with all his might.
Double D (sighs with relief): "Phew, that was a close one. Wait a second, what am I holding on? It feels so soft and plump."
What Double D didn't know, he was holding on her big breasts. Then out of the locker room, Naru rushed in the middle of a coincidental turn of events.
Naru: "Mutsumi! Are you ok. . .ehh!?"
Double D turns around and sees Naru with fear, and the noticed he was holding Mutsumi's breasts.
Naru: "Antane!"
Double D (nervous): "Honestly! It's not what it looks like. She was just about to. . ."
Naru: "Don't give any of your lies, you little gaijin! You were gonna' have your way with her!"
Double D: "But I'm not registered for that!"
Naru (rolls up her sleeves): "That's it! I'm gonna' give you a taste of my Naru Punch!"
Double D is in a pickle, how can he get out of this mess when Naru is about knock the living daylights outta' him? Suddenly he got an idea.
Double D (points up): "LOOK! What's that over there? What am I thinking? That was the oldest trick in the book. --;
Naru (turns around and look): "Where? I can't see it, where is it?"
Double D (sighs): "Oh thank God! I better lay this lady down on the corner before I nosebleed to death. *snorts*"
So Double D held Mutsumi by the waist, dragged her and laid her on a corner of the hot springs, and quietly sneaked past Naru.
Double D (thought): "My word! The female anatomy is soooooo embarrassing."
As Double quickly grabbed his clothes from the locker room, Naru is starting to realize there's nothing there.
Naru: "Hey! I don't see anything? Okay, kid, now tell me where . . . he's gone!"
Double D (putting on his shirt): "Oh dear! Exposed!"
*****(Cue the chasing music with the Love Hina's opening theme, Sakura Saku)*****
Naru (sees Double D): "Hey you! Come back here!"
Double D ran away from Naru with all his little legs can bare and she chased after him.
Mutsumi (wakes up): "Ahhh, did I miss something?"
Meanwhile, back at the jungle room, Ed was enjoying his "monkey shines" and chows down some more bananas on another palm tree, until Shinobu and Kaola Su popped out from a secret passage hidden behind the closet.
Kaola Su: "Ah-ha! We found the culprit!"
Ed (sees Shinobu and Kaola Su): "Hello! My name is Ed!"
Shinobu (nervous): "Ah, hi!"
Kaola: "Shinobu-chan! Don't be fool by his chinless face and yellow skin; he's playing mind games!
Ed (smiles): "Banana flavored, wanna' bite?"
Kaola Su: "Or not, hey! Get your hands off of Kaola Su's bananas!"
Ed shook his head with a mean look.
Ed (grabs hold of a bunch): "Get your own!"
Shinobu: "Kaola Su? I think we should let him have the bananas."
Kaola Su: "We'll see about that! Come to me Mecha Tama-chan Mark 3!"
Then the room started to shake like it was an earthquake, and a gigantic robot turtle broke out of the floor.
Ed: "Cool! That turtle reminds me of the mechanical reptile from Robot Rebel Ranch 4: Attack of the RoboKaiser."
Kaola Su climbed up onto her Mecha Tama-chan and initiated her command.
Kaola Su: "Release the Mecha Tama defense probes!"
The machine turtle gave out a loud deep myu and released an arsenal of flying miniature versions of the machine turtle. Ed caught one of the little buggers and cuddled it.
Ed: "Ahh, you look so cute, koochie-koochie-koo."
But the little mechanized turtle opened up his mouth and shot a blaster beam at his face and completely destroyed his head into ashes. Thanks to the magic of cartoon takes, his head popped out of his shirt.
Ed (screams): "AAHHHHHHH!!! Get away evil turtle from the Netherworld."
The lunk headed Ed picked up a bunch of bananas, jumped off the palm tree, and ran out of the door for his life.
Shinobu: "He's getting away!"
Kaola Su: "Don't worry, Shinobu-chan, we'll get him. Mecha Tama-chan! Transform into tank mode!"
Mecha Tama-chan leaned down on four legs and they transformed into battle wheels, and its shell opened up some cannons and rocket launchers, and a cockpit for Kaola Su to ride into. Kaola Su jumped into the cockpit and gained control over the turtle.
Kaola Su: "LOCK N' LOAD!"
The tank turtle rammed through the room divider and chased after Ed, including the probes. Back at the Kanririn's room, Eddy was in the middle fighting the boss in Rockman & Forte.
Eddy (moving his controller left to right continuously): "Take this, and that, and this, and that! Ohhh, no, no, no, yes! Ha! Gotcha' right there, Pirateman!"
Suddenly, Eddy heard some distant voices from outside.
Motoko: "Did you hear something, Sara?"
Sara: "I think it came from Keitaro's room."
Motoko: "Let's go check it out."
Eddy: "Crap! My cover's blown! What am I gonna' do? Where am I gonna' hide?"
He looked around the room for a place to hide and saw a something on the ceiling."
Eddy: "Hey, I see a board covering a hole above that ceiling, must be a way out!"
Eddy tried to jump to it, but no good, he's still too short. So he grabbed all the textbooks and boxes to make a tall stack to climb up. But then he heard footsteps coming closer, Eddy was scared, he quickly climbed up to the ceiling, pushed out the board from the hole, and knocked off the stack. After he climbed out of the hole, he found himself in another room from the 3rd floor dormitory; the board had a cute yellow plush toy on top.
Eddy (gasp): "Phew, that was a close one. Bet they don't find me in here."
What he didn't realize, Keitaro and Kitsune were about to enter this very room.
Keitaro: "I think we should check Naru's room."
Kitsune: "Good idea, Keitaro! I bet you wanted to sniff out some of her undies again, eh?"
Keitaro: "That's not true!"
Kitsune slowly opens up the slide door and Eddy saw the door opening up.
Eddy: "Aw man! I gotta' hide, but where?"
Eddy sees a large drawer from a desk.
Eddy: "Perfect!"
Eddy was about to hide inside the drawer as he opened it up, but he noticed the drawer was another secret passage. The slide door opened up and Keitaro and Kitsune found Eddy.
Keitaro: "There he is. Hey, he's only a kid."
Kitsune: "I don't know, he looks a little pinkish, and he's way too short."
Eddy (shouts): "Who ya' callin' short? I'm 12 years old."
Keitaro & Kitsune (unison): "Let's get him!"
Eddy: "You'll never take me alive!"
Eddy jumped into the drawer and shut it tight. Fell down into a large slide that leads into another part of the Hinatasou area. He hit himself on a wall and bounces ricocheted like a ping-pong ball to the next slide, since it was connected diagonally. At the end of the slide, Eddy ended up in a dark and dusty hallway. As for Keitaro and Kitsune, they went down to the 2nd floor and told Motoko and Sara about Eddy.
Motoko: "I knew it, he must've used the boarded hole to Naru's room. No wonder we couldn't find him here."
Keitaro: "And the bad news is, he escaped through the secret passage leading to the old hallways of Hinatasou."
Sara: "Well, it looks like it's up to us. You guys keep looking while I lead Motoko to another secret passage to the old hallway."
Suddenly, in a blur, Ed ran past through the other tenants.
Ed: "Beep, beep!"
Kitsune: "Hey! Another prowler."
Then they saw Kaola Su and her Mecha Tama-chan tank.
Kaola Su: "Gain way!"
They quickly jumped back into Keitaro's room, and the turtle tank ran passed it.
Kitsune: "Was that Kaola Su?"
Keitaro: "Her inventions are really dangerous!"
Motoko: "No matter, come on, Sara! We got a cretin to smite."
Sara: "Right!"
And so the great Ed hunt is on, find out next time on the next exciting conclusion of LovED Hina.
Author's Note:
Writing this EEnE anime crossover was one of my best ideas yet! Not only I enjoy watching my favorite cartoon cartoon stars and anime series, but thinking up original and crossover stories for them. Who knows, I might even think up a really good love interest for Double D and Shinobu. Keep up those reviews, and let me see if you got any ideas for the fan fic.
Preview: ThunderFox JT: On the next chapter of LovED Hina, the Ed hunt marches on. Ed tries to escape the clutches of Kaola Su and her Mecha Tama-chan, while Eddy runs away from Motoko's blade and a ticked off Sara McDougal. Too bad Double D gets knocked out from Naru's Naru Punch. When the Eds are finally together again, the Hinatasou gang finally cought them. Next time on LovED Hina, chapter 3: Another ED to Feed, see ya'!
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fanfic is a crossover of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Love Hina. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Love Hina are copyrighted by their respected owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my fanfic more interesting, SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Note: This chapter may contain some brief nudity and fan service. Only suitable for ages 14 and over, if you're less than that age, don't read it, if you love crossovers, read it anyway."
Chapter 2: Wild ED Chase
Last time, the Eds were trapped in a restroom during their school field trip in Tokyo. After digging out, they were too late to catch their bus, and they're now stranded in Japan with no food or money. With the help of the author's advice (TFJT: That's me! ^_^), they decided to visit the Hinatasou and stay in for the night. The Eds walked toward the front door of Hinatasou.
"W-well boys, h-here w-we are." Said Eddy in a shivering tone, but then a loud howling and barking sound scared Eddy out of shoes and on to Ed. "What was that!?"
"It was just a dog howling by the full moon, Eddy." Answered Double D. "Don't tell me you're scared already?"
Eddy (sarcastic): "What? Me scared? Ha! What gave you that idea?"
Double D: "Well, Eddy, you jumped out of your sneakers in fright and held on to Ed."
Eddy gave a puzzled look and looked at Ed. Ed smiled and Eddy jumped off of him angrily.
Eddy: "Okay, okay. I got scared, so what? It's all because of Ed's stupid horror movie blabbering gave me ideas about this place. It even looks creepy at night."
Double D: "I thought so. Now then, who's going to knock the door?"
Ed and Eddy quickly pointed at Double D.
Double D (sighs): "Very well then. Guess I should get this over with."
Double D softly taps the slide door, but there was no answer.
Eddy: "Geez-Louise, Double D! You call that a knock? Tap harder!"
Double D taps a little harder, but still no answer.
Eddy (groans): "Argh, that's it! Ed, show him how it's done!"
Ed: "Your wit is my lunch, Eddy!"
Ed runs toward the door and gave a big headbutt, which broke through the slide door.
Ed: "How I do, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Eh, close enough."
Double D: "Close enough? You realize Ed obliterated the door and broke through the inn."
Eddy: "Lighten up, sockhead! At least we got in. Hey! Anybody home?"
Eddy's shout echoed through the hallways of Hinatasou, but still no answer.
Eddy (smirked): "No one's home. Looks like we got the whole place to ourselves."
Double D: "Eddy! It's against the law to break through another person property."
Eddy: "Law, shmaw! All that matters is we get to stay inside for the night. If anyone comes in, we'll just say we'll give em' an IOU for the damage."
Double D (worried): "I hope you're right, Eddy, because I have a bad feeling about this."
The Eds walked inside. Eddy and Double D took off their shoes since it's wrong to enter a Japanese household with shoes on.
Eddy: "It's always the shoes, huh, Double D."
Double D: "Well, Eddy, it's their tradition. Better take off yours as well, Ed."
Ed: "Okay."
Ed kicked his shoes off and his feet started to smell.
Eddy (plugs his nose): "Whoo, I think the circus is in town."
Double D (ditto): "I do hate to bare the stench, but it's tradition. Let's continue, shall we?"
They walked around the hallways and found some signs placed on the wall, but they're in Japanese.
Eddy: "Hey, Double D! Can ya' read'em?"
Double D: "Why certainly, now let me see. . ."
Double D reads the signs and translates.
Double D: "According the first sign, the hot springs are straight ahead."
Ed: "Hot tubbin'!"
Eddy: "Shut up, Ed! Go on."
Double D: "The second one says dormitories at the 2nd and 3rd floor."
Eddy: "That's where we're heading."
Double D: "True, Eddy, but I'm heading to the hot springs, I need to keep my hygiene in tip-top condition."
Double D: "Suit yourself, Double D. Come on, Ed, let's go."
Ed: "Right behind you, Eddy."
And so, the Eds went on their separate ways. Double D followed the signs and found the locker room of the hot springs. Inside, there were small lockers and shelves for storing any clothing and bath products, wooden bath pails, and small bath stools for sitting.
Double D: "Well this seems convenient, might as well pick up some essentials and undress."
Double closed the slide door, removed his clothes, picked up a bar of soap, a bath pail, a towel and a stool, and walked into the hot springs.
At the 2nd floor, Eddy and Double D were exploring the dormitory. They checked out some rooms, but they couldn't find any room "manly" enough for the both of them.
Eddy: "What's with this joint? All the rooms here are "girly" stuff. It's like a girls' dorm or something."
Ed: "Eddy, what's a girls' dorm?"
Eddy: "OK, lumpy, here's the scoop. A girls' dorm is like an apartment building, but only for girls. My big brother told me that."
Ed: "Gross!"
Eddy: "Come on, Ed, let's get crackin'. There's gotta' be at least one room for us machos."
As they continue their journey through the hallways of the Hinatasou, something caught Ed's eye. He saw an opened slide door with leafs coming out. Ed went inside, gaped and drooled as he stared at an enormous jungle hidden inside the room.
"COOL!!!" Shouted Ed with a twinkle in his Bambi eyes and gnawing on his lower lip. "Monkey World!" Ed ran around the jungle like a hairy gorilla and climbed up a palm tree. He made some monkey noises, scratched his butt, and picked up a banana on top of the tree.
Ed: "I am Tarzan, King of the Jungle!" (gives a Tarzan yell)
Eddy (enters): "Don't go "ape" on me, lunkhead!"
Ed: "Hi, Eddy!"
Eddy looks up at Ed on top of the palm tree.
Eddy: "I never thought there be a jungle in this stupid inn. Who's their decorator, Tarzan?"
Ed: "I'm Tarzan, you Eddy!"
Eddy: "Get over it, Ed! I'm gonna' keep looking for more rooms. I can see this place suits your bill."
Ed: "My place is the cat's tuxedo." (continues eating more bananas)
Eddy left and continued his search for the perfect bachelor pad. He then stopped and found a room with a sign that says in English "Kanririn's room" (Manager's room)
Eddy: "Kanririn's room? I don't know what "Kanririn" mean, but I'll try anything other than the rest of these girly rooms."
As he went inside, he sees the room filled with stacks of textbooks and boxes, scattered clothing, an unrolled futon, a drawer, and a TV set with a game console and a game controller.
"Hey! This place looks almost like my pad, now that's what I'm talking about!" Smirked Eddy. "*yawns loudly* All this searchin' bored me out, I hope the guy who owns this place doesn't mind if a play a few video games."
Eddy examines the game console.
Eddy: "Hey, there's a logo on this thing. It says "SUPER FAMICON". Super Famicon? It looks more like a Japanese version of my crappy old SNES game system. Ah well, better make the most of it."
He then found a dusty box full of old Super Famicon games.
Eddy: "Now let's see, what do we have here: Super Mario World, Seiken Densetsu 2, Dragon Quest V, Final Fantasy VI, Rockman Soccer, a dating simulator game, yadda-yadda. Damn it! Not even one single hardcore game, whoever lives here must be a total loser. . .hey, Rockman and Forte, I heard a lot about this game! Double D told me that it's a Japanese sequel to that PSX/Saturn game, Megaman 8. Eh, worth a shot."
Eddy placed the game cartridge into the Super Famicon and turns it on. As he turned on the TV, the screen flashed and revealed the start menu with Rockman (Megaman) and Forte (Bass).
Eddy: "Cool! I think I'll play as Forte, hadn't played him since I tried out that secret Fighting Mode cheat from Megaman 7."
Eddy continued playing the game. Every Ed was enjoying a good dose of R&R, no fuss, no ruckus, no nothing, just the Eds and the inn. But little did they know, outside at the rugged staircase, the tenants and the manager of Hinatasou were returning from a long day of shopping at Shinjuku Shopping District.
"Ahh, nothing is more relaxing than shopping at Shinjuku." Said the brunette girl with the two cowlings. "Sure beats crammin' textbooks, isn't that right, Keitaro?"
"I know, Narusegawa, but why I have to be the one carrying all the bags?" Replied the "four-eyed" black hair boy, carrying a large stack of shopping bags and gift boxes. "I only bought myself a new sketchbook and doujinshi, what did you girls bought, barbells?"
"Keitaro-senpai, maybe I should carry some of my bags." Said the little blue hair girl, who's younger than Naru and Keitaro.
"Nah, don't you worry about him, Shinobu, he's just fine." Smirked the blonde girl with one cowling sticking out, and the kitsune style eyes. "It's his job as kanririn to carry all our bags."
Shinobu: "But, Kitsune-senpai!"
"Ne-ne, Kaola Su agrees with Kitsune!" Cried the foreign girl with the tanned skin, who's the same age as Shinobu.
"That's right! He deserves it!" Agreed the blonde girl with the red cap, same age as both Kaola Su and Shinobu.
"True, Sara, even thought all of you talked me into coming along, but purchasing such revealing clothing?" Said the black haired samurai girl in the red and white kimono. "I would've caught dead wearing one."
Kitsune (smiles): "That reminds me, Motoko, we bought you this really sexy black lingerie with a S&M whip and mask to top it up!"
Kitsune shows her the S&M set.
Motoko: "NANI!?"
After walking up the staircase, they finally arrived their home sweet home.
Naru: "Finally, we're home. Once I unpack my new clothes and underwear, I'm going to take a nice dip at the hot springs and then I'll (drops her handbag). . .AAHHHHH!!!"
Naru's shriek of terror surprised Keitaro. Losing his balance, the shopping bags have piled over Keitaro like an avalanche, except it's women's clothing and undergarments. Then his head popped out from the pile.
" Narusegawa, what happened?" Asked Keitaro, with a pair of white-laced panties over his head.
Naru: "What happened? Look at this (pulls out a broken slide door), the Hinatasou has been broken in."
Shinobu (scared in tears): "Broken in? Oh no, a prowler!"
Kaola Su: "Is a prowler taste good? ^_^"
Sara: "No, you idiot! A prowler is a person who breaks in people's houses and steal all their valuables."
Naru: "I knew it was a bad idea, leaving Mutsumi in charge of Hinatasou while we were away."
Motoko: "I suggest we should search through the Hinatasou and capture the intruder."
All: "Right!"
Everyone agreed and went back inside Hinatasou, except Keitaro, since he's still picking up all the bags.
Keitaro: "Hey, girls! Wait for me!"
While everyone gathered at the lobby, Keitaro dropped all the bags onto the floor and gasped for air.
Keitaro (gasps): "Next. . .time. . .we're ordering. . .by Ebay. . ."
Naru: "Okay, now that everyone's here, here's what we're gonna' do. We'll split up, find the culprit, and meet up back here. Kaola Su and Shinobu will take the secret passages."
Shinobu: "Hai!"
Kaola Su: "Roger!"
Naru: "Motoko and Sara should check the 2nd floor dormitory."
Sara and Motoko nodded.
Naru: "And Keitaro and Kitsune should check the 3rd floor dormitory."
Keitaro: "Ehh? Now wait a minute, Narusegawa, how come I'm stuck with Kitsune instead of you?"
Naru (her nerves popped out and tightens her fist furiosly): "Well, because I don't like perverts who wear my brand new panties over their heads!"
Keitaro: "I thought you wouldn't notice, it was an accident! T_T"
Keitaro shed tears of depression.
Kitsune (wily): "Why, Keitaro, I never knew you have a thing for women's underwear, you sly hentai. ;D"
Keitaro: "I'm telling you, it's not what it looks like! ;"
Naru: "As for me, I'm going to check the hot springs if Mutsumi's okay. I bet she fainted again after staying too long. She was there before we left. Now hop to it!"
All (cheer): "HOOOO!"
And so, everyone split up in his or her respected groups, in search of the miscreant intruder. Back at the hot springs, Double D was just enjoying his bath, until he heard noises back at the Hinatasou.
Double D: "Hey! Would you guys mind keeping it down, I'm trying to regain my composure."
Hiding from the misty steam of the springs, a shadowy and yet "well endowed" figure had risen from the springs.
Shadowy figure: "Ara ara, it's sure is noisy in here, isn't?"
Double D: "Yes indeed."
As Double D continued to relax, he paused in a surprised look, and slowly turned around with his teeth chattering. He jumped 5 foot high as he saw the shadowy figure behind. But worst of all, the steam started to weaken, revealing the true form of the shadowy figure and stood up. It was another brunette with two cowlings, except she's more "bustier" and well endowed than Naru, holding up her towel that covers from her breasts to her hips.
Double D: "Gracious! Where did you come from?"
Brunette (weak voice): "Simi masen, I must've dozed off again. Weak condition, you know."
Double D (shielding his eyes): "I'm sorry! I didn't know this was the girl's hot spring, and please make yourself more decent, that towel you're wearing is too small." (TFJT: If you think this is the first time he sees a naked girl who's older than himself, check out my first EEnE crossover fanfic, EDeukyo Maid Tai)
Brunette: "I think I'll better leave now and. . .oh, I'm feeling kinda woozy again, aahhh."
Double D (worried): "Oh my!"
The brunette girl fainted again and her towel slipped off, but this time she fainted on Double D. Luckily, he quickly held her with all his might.
Double D (sighs with relief): "Phew, that was a close one. Wait a second, what am I holding on? It feels so soft and plump."
What Double D didn't know, he was holding on her big breasts. Then out of the locker room, Naru rushed in the middle of a coincidental turn of events.
Naru: "Mutsumi! Are you ok. . .ehh!?"
Double D turns around and sees Naru with fear, and the noticed he was holding Mutsumi's breasts.
Naru: "Antane!"
Double D (nervous): "Honestly! It's not what it looks like. She was just about to. . ."
Naru: "Don't give any of your lies, you little gaijin! You were gonna' have your way with her!"
Double D: "But I'm not registered for that!"
Naru (rolls up her sleeves): "That's it! I'm gonna' give you a taste of my Naru Punch!"
Double D is in a pickle, how can he get out of this mess when Naru is about knock the living daylights outta' him? Suddenly he got an idea.
Double D (points up): "LOOK! What's that over there? What am I thinking? That was the oldest trick in the book. --;
Naru (turns around and look): "Where? I can't see it, where is it?"
Double D (sighs): "Oh thank God! I better lay this lady down on the corner before I nosebleed to death. *snorts*"
So Double D held Mutsumi by the waist, dragged her and laid her on a corner of the hot springs, and quietly sneaked past Naru.
Double D (thought): "My word! The female anatomy is soooooo embarrassing."
As Double quickly grabbed his clothes from the locker room, Naru is starting to realize there's nothing there.
Naru: "Hey! I don't see anything? Okay, kid, now tell me where . . . he's gone!"
Double D (putting on his shirt): "Oh dear! Exposed!"
*****(Cue the chasing music with the Love Hina's opening theme, Sakura Saku)*****
Naru (sees Double D): "Hey you! Come back here!"
Double D ran away from Naru with all his little legs can bare and she chased after him.
Mutsumi (wakes up): "Ahhh, did I miss something?"
Meanwhile, back at the jungle room, Ed was enjoying his "monkey shines" and chows down some more bananas on another palm tree, until Shinobu and Kaola Su popped out from a secret passage hidden behind the closet.
Kaola Su: "Ah-ha! We found the culprit!"
Ed (sees Shinobu and Kaola Su): "Hello! My name is Ed!"
Shinobu (nervous): "Ah, hi!"
Kaola: "Shinobu-chan! Don't be fool by his chinless face and yellow skin; he's playing mind games!
Ed (smiles): "Banana flavored, wanna' bite?"
Kaola Su: "Or not, hey! Get your hands off of Kaola Su's bananas!"
Ed shook his head with a mean look.
Ed (grabs hold of a bunch): "Get your own!"
Shinobu: "Kaola Su? I think we should let him have the bananas."
Kaola Su: "We'll see about that! Come to me Mecha Tama-chan Mark 3!"
Then the room started to shake like it was an earthquake, and a gigantic robot turtle broke out of the floor.
Ed: "Cool! That turtle reminds me of the mechanical reptile from Robot Rebel Ranch 4: Attack of the RoboKaiser."
Kaola Su climbed up onto her Mecha Tama-chan and initiated her command.
Kaola Su: "Release the Mecha Tama defense probes!"
The machine turtle gave out a loud deep myu and released an arsenal of flying miniature versions of the machine turtle. Ed caught one of the little buggers and cuddled it.
Ed: "Ahh, you look so cute, koochie-koochie-koo."
But the little mechanized turtle opened up his mouth and shot a blaster beam at his face and completely destroyed his head into ashes. Thanks to the magic of cartoon takes, his head popped out of his shirt.
Ed (screams): "AAHHHHHHH!!! Get away evil turtle from the Netherworld."
The lunk headed Ed picked up a bunch of bananas, jumped off the palm tree, and ran out of the door for his life.
Shinobu: "He's getting away!"
Kaola Su: "Don't worry, Shinobu-chan, we'll get him. Mecha Tama-chan! Transform into tank mode!"
Mecha Tama-chan leaned down on four legs and they transformed into battle wheels, and its shell opened up some cannons and rocket launchers, and a cockpit for Kaola Su to ride into. Kaola Su jumped into the cockpit and gained control over the turtle.
Kaola Su: "LOCK N' LOAD!"
The tank turtle rammed through the room divider and chased after Ed, including the probes. Back at the Kanririn's room, Eddy was in the middle fighting the boss in Rockman & Forte.
Eddy (moving his controller left to right continuously): "Take this, and that, and this, and that! Ohhh, no, no, no, yes! Ha! Gotcha' right there, Pirateman!"
Suddenly, Eddy heard some distant voices from outside.
Motoko: "Did you hear something, Sara?"
Sara: "I think it came from Keitaro's room."
Motoko: "Let's go check it out."
Eddy: "Crap! My cover's blown! What am I gonna' do? Where am I gonna' hide?"
He looked around the room for a place to hide and saw a something on the ceiling."
Eddy: "Hey, I see a board covering a hole above that ceiling, must be a way out!"
Eddy tried to jump to it, but no good, he's still too short. So he grabbed all the textbooks and boxes to make a tall stack to climb up. But then he heard footsteps coming closer, Eddy was scared, he quickly climbed up to the ceiling, pushed out the board from the hole, and knocked off the stack. After he climbed out of the hole, he found himself in another room from the 3rd floor dormitory; the board had a cute yellow plush toy on top.
Eddy (gasp): "Phew, that was a close one. Bet they don't find me in here."
What he didn't realize, Keitaro and Kitsune were about to enter this very room.
Keitaro: "I think we should check Naru's room."
Kitsune: "Good idea, Keitaro! I bet you wanted to sniff out some of her undies again, eh?"
Keitaro: "That's not true!"
Kitsune slowly opens up the slide door and Eddy saw the door opening up.
Eddy: "Aw man! I gotta' hide, but where?"
Eddy sees a large drawer from a desk.
Eddy: "Perfect!"
Eddy was about to hide inside the drawer as he opened it up, but he noticed the drawer was another secret passage. The slide door opened up and Keitaro and Kitsune found Eddy.
Keitaro: "There he is. Hey, he's only a kid."
Kitsune: "I don't know, he looks a little pinkish, and he's way too short."
Eddy (shouts): "Who ya' callin' short? I'm 12 years old."
Keitaro & Kitsune (unison): "Let's get him!"
Eddy: "You'll never take me alive!"
Eddy jumped into the drawer and shut it tight. Fell down into a large slide that leads into another part of the Hinatasou area. He hit himself on a wall and bounces ricocheted like a ping-pong ball to the next slide, since it was connected diagonally. At the end of the slide, Eddy ended up in a dark and dusty hallway. As for Keitaro and Kitsune, they went down to the 2nd floor and told Motoko and Sara about Eddy.
Motoko: "I knew it, he must've used the boarded hole to Naru's room. No wonder we couldn't find him here."
Keitaro: "And the bad news is, he escaped through the secret passage leading to the old hallways of Hinatasou."
Sara: "Well, it looks like it's up to us. You guys keep looking while I lead Motoko to another secret passage to the old hallway."
Suddenly, in a blur, Ed ran past through the other tenants.
Ed: "Beep, beep!"
Kitsune: "Hey! Another prowler."
Then they saw Kaola Su and her Mecha Tama-chan tank.
Kaola Su: "Gain way!"
They quickly jumped back into Keitaro's room, and the turtle tank ran passed it.
Kitsune: "Was that Kaola Su?"
Keitaro: "Her inventions are really dangerous!"
Motoko: "No matter, come on, Sara! We got a cretin to smite."
Sara: "Right!"
And so the great Ed hunt is on, find out next time on the next exciting conclusion of LovED Hina.
Author's Note:
Writing this EEnE anime crossover was one of my best ideas yet! Not only I enjoy watching my favorite cartoon cartoon stars and anime series, but thinking up original and crossover stories for them. Who knows, I might even think up a really good love interest for Double D and Shinobu. Keep up those reviews, and let me see if you got any ideas for the fan fic.
Preview: ThunderFox JT: On the next chapter of LovED Hina, the Ed hunt marches on. Ed tries to escape the clutches of Kaola Su and her Mecha Tama-chan, while Eddy runs away from Motoko's blade and a ticked off Sara McDougal. Too bad Double D gets knocked out from Naru's Naru Punch. When the Eds are finally together again, the Hinatasou gang finally cought them. Next time on LovED Hina, chapter 3: Another ED to Feed, see ya'!