LovED Hina
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fanfic is a crossover of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Love Hina. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Love Hina are copyrighted by their respected owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my fanfic more interesting, SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 3: Another ED to Feed
*** 9:30 P.M (Eastern Standard Time), Pacific Ocean***
Thousands of miles from Japan, an airplane labeled "Tokyo Airlines" was flying east to Peach Creek, USA. Aboard the plane was the Peach Creek Middle School field trip group, also known as the kids from the Cul-De-Sac. Sarah and Jimmy were napping on their seats, while Nazz and Kevin were watching a movie with their headphones on. Rolf was also wearing his headphones, listening to yodeling and acordean songs from the "Old World" music station. As for Johnny 2x4 and Plank, they were running around with toilet paper wrapped around after going to the lavatory.
Johnny: "Look at me! I'm the toilet paper pixie! Catch me if you can, lady!"
Stewardess (chasing after Johnny): "Stop it! You must remain seated, young man!"
Kevin (sigh): "At least that's one dorky problem taken care of."
Nazz (removes her headphones): "What was that, Kevin?"
Kevin: "Oh, nothing."
Then Miss Rebecca stood up for a moment
Miss Rebecca: "Okay, kids! It's been hours since we left from Japan to end our field trip, so this would be a good time for roll call!"
Kevin: "Feh, like I care. uh-oh! O_O;"
Miss Rebecca: "Nazz?"
Nazz: "Here!"
Miss Rebecca: "Rolf?"
Rolf: "Here!"
Miss Rebecca: "Johnny. and Plank? ^_^;"
Johnny (still running around): "Here! And Plank says "here" too!"
Miss Rebecca: "Kevin?"
Kevin (nervous): "He-here."
Nazz: "Kevin? You looked worried, what's wrong?"
Kevin: "Nothing, I'm just nervous during roll call, that's all."
Miss Rebecca: "Well, Sarah and Jimmy are sound asleep, so I'll check them as well. Ed, Eddward, and Eddy?"
After she called the Eds, there was no reply from them.
Miss Rebecca: "Ed, Eddward, and Eddy? Strange, they're not here. They're probably at the lavatory."
Johnny: "I don't think so, Miss Rebecca! Me and Plank went into every single lavatory in the plane, and there was no sign of Ed, Edd, or Eddy."
Rolf: "Indeed, Rolf hadn't heard a peep out of money poaching Ed-boys since we left the land of raw fish delicacies and pajama wearing ninjas."
Nazz: "That means we left Ed, Edd, and Eddy in Japan!"
Miss Rebecca: "Alone in Japan? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. EDS!!!"
After that terrible shock, she fainted and fell into her seat. Then Sarah and Jimmy woke up.
Sarah: "Hey! Who ruined my nap!?"
Jimmy (yawns and rubs his eyes): "What's going on, guys?"
Nazz: "Bad news, Sara! Your brother and his friends are stranded in Japan!"
Sarah: "Why that no-good, stupid brother of mine! I knew he took too long in the restroom back at that teahouse!"
Nazz: "Word, but I do remember Kevin going to the restroom as well, and. wait a minute, Kevin? You wouldn't happen to know where the Eds went since you were in there."
Kevin: "Honestly, Nazz! I don't know what you're talking about! Besides, I'm not the one who locked those dorks inside the restroom and left them there. DOH!!!"
Everyone heard what Kevin said and gasped.
Nazz: "Kevin, that's so bogus!"
Rolf: "Rolf agrees with pretty face Nazz, it was wrong for you to swindle poor diluted Ed-boys. Who knows what calamity will befall them by themselves."
Sarah: "Mom's gonna have an episode when she hears Ed had left me all alone!"
Kevin: "Big deal! I mean, what's the worst that could happen to those Dorks? Right?"
Everyone glared at Kevin and decided after they return to Peach Creek, they'll try to think up a way on getting them back.
***11:30 PM, Hinatasou, Tokyo, Japan ***
Double D (screams): "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Naru: "MATEEEEEEEEEEé!!!! Come back here you little twerp!"
Double D ran for his life as Naru chased him after she caught him holding Mutsumi's breasts when she fainted.
Double D: "There must be a way out of here, but how?"
Suddenly, Double D found a laundry chute in front of the hallway.
Double D: "Perfect! I must reach it before she kills me!"
Naru: "Oh-no you don't!"
Naru grabs a bath pale and throws it at Double D.
Double D: "Almost there."
But then the bath pale beaned his head, but it pushed him right into the laundry chute.
Double D (dizzy): "Correct."
Naru: "Damn it! He got away from me, he must've found one of the secret passages."
Indeed, it wasn't no ordinary laundry chute, but one of the Hinatasou's secret passages left opened by Shinobu and Kaola Su. Meanwhile at the 3rd floor, Ed continues to run away from Kaola Su and her Mecha Tama-chan Mark III in tank mode.
Ed (pant): "Must. run. away. from. evil. turtle."
Kaola Su: "Ha-ha-ha! Run all you like, but you will never escape from Mecha Tama-chan!"
Ed: "If only I had my space outlaw proton disintegrator to despeculate the metal menace! Wait, my brain is working!"
Ed pulled his belt buckle from his pants simultaneously like a steering motor of a boat, and with one last tug, his pants dropped and back up, and his feet started to spin crazy.
Kaola Su: "Nani?!"
Ed: "Cool! I did it, I've finally mastered the anime/manga windmill run!"
With a Groucho twitch from his monobrow, he zoomed off like a roadrunner, leaving Kaola Su eating his dust.
Kaola Su: "Shimata! He got away, time to use the rocket thrusters!"
Kaola Su punched a red button, and then two rocket thrusters emerged from Mecha Tama-chan's shell. The thrusters were activated and they zoomed off after Ed. Ed heard the zooming sound of the mechanized reptilian's jets and Kaola Su is gaining on him.
Kaola Su: "I got you now!"
Ed (pulls out a banana): "Don't make me use this!"
Kaola Su (sarcastic): "Watcha gonna do? Throw it at me?"
Ed quickly ate the banana, and threw a banana peel behind him. Then Mecha Tama-chan slipped on the banana peel and tossed both Kaola Su and Mecha Tama-chan out of the Hinatasou.
Kaola Su: "Uh-oh! '_';"
They fell into one of the trees, and they were hanging from one of the branches
Kaola Su: "It's not fair! How could Kaola Su and Mecha Tama-chan Mark III be foiled by Kaola Su's banana peel? T_T"
Keitaro and Kitsune saw Kaola Su and quickly came for her.
Keitaro: "Kaola Su, are you alright?"
Kaola Su: "Hai."
Kitsune: "Man, those prowlers are really tricky for a couple of gaijin kids."
Keitaro: "Anywho, Sara found out where they're heading. But first, we gotta get you down from that tree."
Back at the abandoned hallway of the Hinatasou, Eddy was exploring the dusty rooms for a way out.
Eddy: "Just great! First some crazy grown-ups are chasing me, and now I'm lost in this moldy old hallway! What kind of place is this? Where's the exit?"
But then Eddy hears a faint sound from another secret passage from the roof, and then a little blonde hair girl fell from it, it was Sara Mcdougal.
Sara (rubbing her bottom): "Itté! That hurt. hey! You're one of the prowlers who are wrecking havoc in the Hinatasou!
Eddy (sarcastic): "Oh look, if it isn't a shrimp, and who you calling a prowler?!"
Sara (pointing at Eddy): "You! That's who, shorty!"
Eddy: "Hey! I'm 12 years old! I don't have time and play dollies with you, see ya!"
Sara: "Well see about that!"
When Eddy turned his back from Sara, she grabbed his wrist and twisted it to his back in an arm lock.
Eddy (in pain): "OWWW! Let go of me, you little twerp! You're hurting me!"
Sara: "Say uncle and I'll let you go, or I'll hurt something more than your wrist."
Eddy: "Okay, okay! I give! Uncle!"
Sara let go of Eddy from the arm lock and she's still holding his wrist. What she didn't know, Eddy had his fingers crossed from his other hand.
Eddy: "Hey look! Is that 500 yen?"
Sarah (turned away): "Oh, please! You think I fall for that old trick?
But when she turned back, she there nothing more than a fake arm she was holding.
Sara: "Ack! He's gone, he tricked me!"
Eddy (snicker): "Heh-heh! I know that novelty fake arm will come in handy for my field trip!"
Then Motoko appeared and found Sara
Motoko: "Sara! What just happened?"
Sara: "One of the prowlers is getting away! We gotta stop him!"
Motoko: "Don't worry, I'll handle this!"
Motoko unsheathed her katana blade and chased after Eddy.
Motoko: "Come back here, you insolent delinquent!"
Eddy: "Dammit! Now samurai girl is after me!"
Motoko charged her ki energy to her katana, and prepared for one of her Shinmei-ryuu sword techniques.
Motoko (slashes): "ZANKOUSEN!!!"
She released a sharp ki attack from her katana, and it headed straight to Eddy.
Eddy (screams): "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
At the last moment, the ki attack passed through Eddy. Eddy searched himself to if he's okay, but no damage.
Eddy: "Ha! You missed! And it didn't even phased me!"
Motoko: "Oh yeah?"
When Motoko sheathed her katana with a "click" sound, Eddy's clothes were shredded into itsy bitsy pieces, all except Eddy's underwear.
Eddy (blushed): "Ack! How embarrassing! "
Sara (disgusted): "Ewww! Leopard skin underwear!"
Eddy: "I can explain, it's my brother's briefs!"
Sara: "That makes it even worse. XP"
While Eddy had his back turned, he bumped into Double D, who was running in the direction where he's heading.
Double D: "Eddy! Thank goodness you're here! Eddy? Why are you not wearing your clothes?"
Eddy: "Tell me about it, I'm being chased by a hot-headed twerp and a samurai girl!"
Edd (coming out of a secret passage): "Tsk, tsk! Have you guys know how long I've been waiting?"
Eddy and Double D (unison): "ED!"
Motoko: "So, there's three of them!"
Sara: "Awesome! We got them cornered now!"
Double D: "Oh dear, trapped!"
Eddy: "I'm too handsome to die!"
Ed: "No problem, guys, I know the way out!"
Ed butt slammed the floor and opened up another secret passage, enabling the Eds to escape from their predicament.
Eddy: "Quick thinking, lumpy! Hasta la vista, baby!"
Sara: "Shit! I didn't know the stupid lookin' one knew about the other secret passage!"
Double D: "My word! How did you ever figure out there'll be another secret passage on the floorboard, Ed?"
Ed: "Mum's the word, Double D!"
Eddy: "Hey, I think I see light at the other end of the tunnel!"
As the Eds reached to the light, they finally reached the backwoods of the Hinatasou.
Eddy: "Smell the scent of freedom, boys, we're finally out of that crazy nut house!"
Ed: "I don't think so, Eddy. It smells like butter toast to me."
Eddy: "Forget you, Ed, after all that experience, we're gonna run like cowards."
Double D: "Umm, Eddy?"
Eddy: "What is it now, soxhead?"
Double D nervously points at the same angry tenants, yearning to beat the hell out of the Eds.
Naru (cracks her knuckles): "What were you saying about smelling the scent of freedom?"
Motoko (grips her katana): "Indeed, this game of cat and mouse is over!"
Eddy: "Jumping Juranimo! How the heck did those guys beat us to the pulp?"
Kitsune: "The same way you came out, another secret passage!"
Sara: "So say your prayers!"
Double D: "Wait we can explain everything, we swear!"
Naru (prepares to strike): "It's too late for that! Now you gonna pay!"
Eds (scream): "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Middle age voice: "Wait just a darn minute!"
Everyone: "Huh?"
Everyone stopped and turned around to see who said that. It was a middle age woman with dark brown hair, wearing a sweater, skirt, apron, and smoking a cigarette.
Middle aged woman: "What the heck's going on around here?"
Keitaro: "Auntie Haruka?"
Haruka (knocks some sense out of Keitaro): "Please stop calling me that!"
Naru: "Haruka, what are you doing here?"
Haruka: "I'm just here to tell you that those gaijin kids aren't prowlers, but they do have an explanation for all of this!"
Later at the Hinatasou Teahouse, everyone gathered around the table to hear Haruka's side of the story.
Haruka (zipping tea): "Now then, where should I begin? Ah yes."
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A few hours ago, an American field trip group came to stop by at the teahouse. Then those three kids ran inside and headed straight to the restroom. I had a feeling that those kids are trouble, but how should I know. That's when I overheard one their classmates, wearing a red baseball cap, saying about getting rid of them once and for all. I thought to myself that it was just some childish prank, so I let him do it anyway.
But after the group left teahouse, I was about close the teahouse and then clean up the restroom since that stupid Kentaro was too sick to do it. But when I got there, I noticed someone boarded the men's restroom. I didn't realize that kid would do this to his own classmates, so I unbarred the door and unlocked it. When I opened the door, the entire restroom was covered with dirt and broken floor tiles, not to mention a big gapping hole on floor.
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Haruka: "And that was the hole story."
Double D: "After that, me and my associates went to the Hinatasou since there was nowhere else for us to go. But they intended to break in for the night, there was no other choice."
Naru: "Well that was stupid! You guys should be ashamed for breaking in home!"
Eddy: "We know that, but we were more ashamed that our group left us behind, all because of that lousy, big-chinned show-off, Kevin!"
Double D: "We're sorry that we caused so much trouble, but we don't even have any money to pay for boarding or the damages."
Keitaro: "Gee, that is a problem. What should we do with them, Haruka?"
Haruka: "Hmm, let me think. Okay, you kids can stay at the Hinatasou!"
Naru: "Nani?!"
Eddy: "Really?"
Double D: "That is most generous of you!"
Ed: "Thanks a bunch!"
Haruka: "But only one condition!"
Eds (unison): "Huh?"
Haruka: "You will work at both the Teahouse and Hinatasou until you boys earn enough money to pay for all the damages you did to Hinatasou, and boarding passes to America."
Eddy: "Work? Listen, old lady! There are child labor laws, you know!"
Haruka (furious in an anime style gloomy look mode): "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
Eddy (nervous): "On second thought, scratch that last remark!
Haruka: "Good! Now let us introduce ourselves so you boys get acquainted. My name's Haruka Urashima, owner and manager of the Hinatasou Teahouse."
Keitaro: "My name's Keitaro Urashima, Karirin (Manager) of Hinatasou and Tokyo University todai (student)."
Naru: "Naru Narusagawa, also a todai, but if you ever let me catch you with anything annoying or perverted, I'm gonna knock you guys out with my Naru punch!"
When she hit her fist to her palm, the Eds started to feel very nervous and scared of her.
Eddy (thinking):
Shinobu (bows in greeting): "Atashiwa Shinobu Maehara, please to meet you. ^^"
Double D: "I'm delighted, Miss Shinobu!
After greeting each other, they both started to blush nervously.
Shinobu (embarrassed): "Simasen!"
Double D: "No, no, I should be the one apologizing! ^_^;"
Kaola Su: "I'm Kaula Su, so you foreigner too?"
Ed: "That I am, and I love butter toast, gravy, and bananas!"
Kaola Su: "Kaola Su too!"
Kitsune: "Mitsune Konno, but you can call me Kitsune!
Motoko: "My name is Motoko Aoyama, master of Shinmei-ryu style kendo."
Sara: "Sara Mcdougal, and yes I'm American too."
Eddy: "Sara? Ha! She she's got the same name as you bigmouth sister, Ed! What a laugh!"
Sara (angry): "You think that's funny? *"
Eddy: "Okay, now it's our turn. My name's Eddy, and I love cash!"
Kitsune: "You love cash too? That's great!"
Double D: "My name's Eddward, but you can call me Double D."
Ed: "I am an Edipus, 'cause I'm Ed!"
Naru: "Well, now that everything is settled, I think it's high time we head back to Hinatasou."
Eddy: "You said it, 'cause I'm beat from all that running and chasing."
Everyone returned to the Hinatasou, but then Haruka stopped the Eds.
Haruka: "Not so fast!"
Eddy: "What is now?"
Haruka: "Before you boys turn in, I think it's high time you clean the mess you made in the rest and fill up the hole."
So she hand over some brooms, mops, pales, and shovels to them, and the Eds went back to the restroom to clean up the mess they made.
Double D: "And so begins our new life in Tokyo, wouldn't you say, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Shut up and keep cleaning, Double D!"
Ed: "Hey, let's dig a hole again, guys!"
Double D and Eddy (unison): "NO!"
Tomorrow will be a brand new day for the Eds, and what hijinks will they come up next on LovED Hina? See you next time!
Preview:
On the next chapter of LovED Hina, the Eds begin their life anew as they work their way to earn money for the damages and for the planes tickets back to Peach Creek. But after all their hard work, the Eddy decides to plan their next scam for a quick yen, fast food delivery. Next time on Love Hina, Chapter 4: Eds to Go! See ya there!
Authors Notes:
Finally, chapter 3 is finished. It took me a while, but it was worth it! Anywho, in case of you readers are confused of Keitaro, Naru, and Mutsumi's introduction, the fanfic takes place between the end of the Love Hina TV Series and the beginning of Love Hina Again OAV series. Well, I better get started on the final chapter of the Diggers Ghostbusters, who knows; maybe I'll start another new crossover fanfic. See ya next fanfic!
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fanfic is a crossover of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Love Hina. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Love Hina are copyrighted by their respected owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my fanfic more interesting, SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 3: Another ED to Feed
*** 9:30 P.M (Eastern Standard Time), Pacific Ocean***
Thousands of miles from Japan, an airplane labeled "Tokyo Airlines" was flying east to Peach Creek, USA. Aboard the plane was the Peach Creek Middle School field trip group, also known as the kids from the Cul-De-Sac. Sarah and Jimmy were napping on their seats, while Nazz and Kevin were watching a movie with their headphones on. Rolf was also wearing his headphones, listening to yodeling and acordean songs from the "Old World" music station. As for Johnny 2x4 and Plank, they were running around with toilet paper wrapped around after going to the lavatory.
Johnny: "Look at me! I'm the toilet paper pixie! Catch me if you can, lady!"
Stewardess (chasing after Johnny): "Stop it! You must remain seated, young man!"
Kevin (sigh): "At least that's one dorky problem taken care of."
Nazz (removes her headphones): "What was that, Kevin?"
Kevin: "Oh, nothing."
Then Miss Rebecca stood up for a moment
Miss Rebecca: "Okay, kids! It's been hours since we left from Japan to end our field trip, so this would be a good time for roll call!"
Kevin: "Feh, like I care. uh-oh! O_O;"
Miss Rebecca: "Nazz?"
Nazz: "Here!"
Miss Rebecca: "Rolf?"
Rolf: "Here!"
Miss Rebecca: "Johnny. and Plank? ^_^;"
Johnny (still running around): "Here! And Plank says "here" too!"
Miss Rebecca: "Kevin?"
Kevin (nervous): "He-here."
Nazz: "Kevin? You looked worried, what's wrong?"
Kevin: "Nothing, I'm just nervous during roll call, that's all."
Miss Rebecca: "Well, Sarah and Jimmy are sound asleep, so I'll check them as well. Ed, Eddward, and Eddy?"
After she called the Eds, there was no reply from them.
Miss Rebecca: "Ed, Eddward, and Eddy? Strange, they're not here. They're probably at the lavatory."
Johnny: "I don't think so, Miss Rebecca! Me and Plank went into every single lavatory in the plane, and there was no sign of Ed, Edd, or Eddy."
Rolf: "Indeed, Rolf hadn't heard a peep out of money poaching Ed-boys since we left the land of raw fish delicacies and pajama wearing ninjas."
Nazz: "That means we left Ed, Edd, and Eddy in Japan!"
Miss Rebecca: "Alone in Japan? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. EDS!!!"
After that terrible shock, she fainted and fell into her seat. Then Sarah and Jimmy woke up.
Sarah: "Hey! Who ruined my nap!?"
Jimmy (yawns and rubs his eyes): "What's going on, guys?"
Nazz: "Bad news, Sara! Your brother and his friends are stranded in Japan!"
Sarah: "Why that no-good, stupid brother of mine! I knew he took too long in the restroom back at that teahouse!"
Nazz: "Word, but I do remember Kevin going to the restroom as well, and. wait a minute, Kevin? You wouldn't happen to know where the Eds went since you were in there."
Kevin: "Honestly, Nazz! I don't know what you're talking about! Besides, I'm not the one who locked those dorks inside the restroom and left them there. DOH!!!"
Everyone heard what Kevin said and gasped.
Nazz: "Kevin, that's so bogus!"
Rolf: "Rolf agrees with pretty face Nazz, it was wrong for you to swindle poor diluted Ed-boys. Who knows what calamity will befall them by themselves."
Sarah: "Mom's gonna have an episode when she hears Ed had left me all alone!"
Kevin: "Big deal! I mean, what's the worst that could happen to those Dorks? Right?"
Everyone glared at Kevin and decided after they return to Peach Creek, they'll try to think up a way on getting them back.
***11:30 PM, Hinatasou, Tokyo, Japan ***
Double D (screams): "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Naru: "MATEEEEEEEEEEé!!!! Come back here you little twerp!"
Double D ran for his life as Naru chased him after she caught him holding Mutsumi's breasts when she fainted.
Double D: "There must be a way out of here, but how?"
Suddenly, Double D found a laundry chute in front of the hallway.
Double D: "Perfect! I must reach it before she kills me!"
Naru: "Oh-no you don't!"
Naru grabs a bath pale and throws it at Double D.
Double D: "Almost there."
But then the bath pale beaned his head, but it pushed him right into the laundry chute.
Double D (dizzy): "Correct."
Naru: "Damn it! He got away from me, he must've found one of the secret passages."
Indeed, it wasn't no ordinary laundry chute, but one of the Hinatasou's secret passages left opened by Shinobu and Kaola Su. Meanwhile at the 3rd floor, Ed continues to run away from Kaola Su and her Mecha Tama-chan Mark III in tank mode.
Ed (pant): "Must. run. away. from. evil. turtle."
Kaola Su: "Ha-ha-ha! Run all you like, but you will never escape from Mecha Tama-chan!"
Ed: "If only I had my space outlaw proton disintegrator to despeculate the metal menace! Wait, my brain is working!"
Ed pulled his belt buckle from his pants simultaneously like a steering motor of a boat, and with one last tug, his pants dropped and back up, and his feet started to spin crazy.
Kaola Su: "Nani?!"
Ed: "Cool! I did it, I've finally mastered the anime/manga windmill run!"
With a Groucho twitch from his monobrow, he zoomed off like a roadrunner, leaving Kaola Su eating his dust.
Kaola Su: "Shimata! He got away, time to use the rocket thrusters!"
Kaola Su punched a red button, and then two rocket thrusters emerged from Mecha Tama-chan's shell. The thrusters were activated and they zoomed off after Ed. Ed heard the zooming sound of the mechanized reptilian's jets and Kaola Su is gaining on him.
Kaola Su: "I got you now!"
Ed (pulls out a banana): "Don't make me use this!"
Kaola Su (sarcastic): "Watcha gonna do? Throw it at me?"
Ed quickly ate the banana, and threw a banana peel behind him. Then Mecha Tama-chan slipped on the banana peel and tossed both Kaola Su and Mecha Tama-chan out of the Hinatasou.
Kaola Su: "Uh-oh! '_';"
They fell into one of the trees, and they were hanging from one of the branches
Kaola Su: "It's not fair! How could Kaola Su and Mecha Tama-chan Mark III be foiled by Kaola Su's banana peel? T_T"
Keitaro and Kitsune saw Kaola Su and quickly came for her.
Keitaro: "Kaola Su, are you alright?"
Kaola Su: "Hai."
Kitsune: "Man, those prowlers are really tricky for a couple of gaijin kids."
Keitaro: "Anywho, Sara found out where they're heading. But first, we gotta get you down from that tree."
Back at the abandoned hallway of the Hinatasou, Eddy was exploring the dusty rooms for a way out.
Eddy: "Just great! First some crazy grown-ups are chasing me, and now I'm lost in this moldy old hallway! What kind of place is this? Where's the exit?"
But then Eddy hears a faint sound from another secret passage from the roof, and then a little blonde hair girl fell from it, it was Sara Mcdougal.
Sara (rubbing her bottom): "Itté! That hurt. hey! You're one of the prowlers who are wrecking havoc in the Hinatasou!
Eddy (sarcastic): "Oh look, if it isn't a shrimp, and who you calling a prowler?!"
Sara (pointing at Eddy): "You! That's who, shorty!"
Eddy: "Hey! I'm 12 years old! I don't have time and play dollies with you, see ya!"
Sara: "Well see about that!"
When Eddy turned his back from Sara, she grabbed his wrist and twisted it to his back in an arm lock.
Eddy (in pain): "OWWW! Let go of me, you little twerp! You're hurting me!"
Sara: "Say uncle and I'll let you go, or I'll hurt something more than your wrist."
Eddy: "Okay, okay! I give! Uncle!"
Sara let go of Eddy from the arm lock and she's still holding his wrist. What she didn't know, Eddy had his fingers crossed from his other hand.
Eddy: "Hey look! Is that 500 yen?"
Sarah (turned away): "Oh, please! You think I fall for that old trick?
But when she turned back, she there nothing more than a fake arm she was holding.
Sara: "Ack! He's gone, he tricked me!"
Eddy (snicker): "Heh-heh! I know that novelty fake arm will come in handy for my field trip!"
Then Motoko appeared and found Sara
Motoko: "Sara! What just happened?"
Sara: "One of the prowlers is getting away! We gotta stop him!"
Motoko: "Don't worry, I'll handle this!"
Motoko unsheathed her katana blade and chased after Eddy.
Motoko: "Come back here, you insolent delinquent!"
Eddy: "Dammit! Now samurai girl is after me!"
Motoko charged her ki energy to her katana, and prepared for one of her Shinmei-ryuu sword techniques.
Motoko (slashes): "ZANKOUSEN!!!"
She released a sharp ki attack from her katana, and it headed straight to Eddy.
Eddy (screams): "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
At the last moment, the ki attack passed through Eddy. Eddy searched himself to if he's okay, but no damage.
Eddy: "Ha! You missed! And it didn't even phased me!"
Motoko: "Oh yeah?"
When Motoko sheathed her katana with a "click" sound, Eddy's clothes were shredded into itsy bitsy pieces, all except Eddy's underwear.
Eddy (blushed): "Ack! How embarrassing! "
Sara (disgusted): "Ewww! Leopard skin underwear!"
Eddy: "I can explain, it's my brother's briefs!"
Sara: "That makes it even worse. XP"
While Eddy had his back turned, he bumped into Double D, who was running in the direction where he's heading.
Double D: "Eddy! Thank goodness you're here! Eddy? Why are you not wearing your clothes?"
Eddy: "Tell me about it, I'm being chased by a hot-headed twerp and a samurai girl!"
Edd (coming out of a secret passage): "Tsk, tsk! Have you guys know how long I've been waiting?"
Eddy and Double D (unison): "ED!"
Motoko: "So, there's three of them!"
Sara: "Awesome! We got them cornered now!"
Double D: "Oh dear, trapped!"
Eddy: "I'm too handsome to die!"
Ed: "No problem, guys, I know the way out!"
Ed butt slammed the floor and opened up another secret passage, enabling the Eds to escape from their predicament.
Eddy: "Quick thinking, lumpy! Hasta la vista, baby!"
Sara: "Shit! I didn't know the stupid lookin' one knew about the other secret passage!"
Double D: "My word! How did you ever figure out there'll be another secret passage on the floorboard, Ed?"
Ed: "Mum's the word, Double D!"
Eddy: "Hey, I think I see light at the other end of the tunnel!"
As the Eds reached to the light, they finally reached the backwoods of the Hinatasou.
Eddy: "Smell the scent of freedom, boys, we're finally out of that crazy nut house!"
Ed: "I don't think so, Eddy. It smells like butter toast to me."
Eddy: "Forget you, Ed, after all that experience, we're gonna run like cowards."
Double D: "Umm, Eddy?"
Eddy: "What is it now, soxhead?"
Double D nervously points at the same angry tenants, yearning to beat the hell out of the Eds.
Naru (cracks her knuckles): "What were you saying about smelling the scent of freedom?"
Motoko (grips her katana): "Indeed, this game of cat and mouse is over!"
Eddy: "Jumping Juranimo! How the heck did those guys beat us to the pulp?"
Kitsune: "The same way you came out, another secret passage!"
Sara: "So say your prayers!"
Double D: "Wait we can explain everything, we swear!"
Naru (prepares to strike): "It's too late for that! Now you gonna pay!"
Eds (scream): "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Middle age voice: "Wait just a darn minute!"
Everyone: "Huh?"
Everyone stopped and turned around to see who said that. It was a middle age woman with dark brown hair, wearing a sweater, skirt, apron, and smoking a cigarette.
Middle aged woman: "What the heck's going on around here?"
Keitaro: "Auntie Haruka?"
Haruka (knocks some sense out of Keitaro): "Please stop calling me that!"
Naru: "Haruka, what are you doing here?"
Haruka: "I'm just here to tell you that those gaijin kids aren't prowlers, but they do have an explanation for all of this!"
Later at the Hinatasou Teahouse, everyone gathered around the table to hear Haruka's side of the story.
Haruka (zipping tea): "Now then, where should I begin? Ah yes."
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A few hours ago, an American field trip group came to stop by at the teahouse. Then those three kids ran inside and headed straight to the restroom. I had a feeling that those kids are trouble, but how should I know. That's when I overheard one their classmates, wearing a red baseball cap, saying about getting rid of them once and for all. I thought to myself that it was just some childish prank, so I let him do it anyway.
But after the group left teahouse, I was about close the teahouse and then clean up the restroom since that stupid Kentaro was too sick to do it. But when I got there, I noticed someone boarded the men's restroom. I didn't realize that kid would do this to his own classmates, so I unbarred the door and unlocked it. When I opened the door, the entire restroom was covered with dirt and broken floor tiles, not to mention a big gapping hole on floor.
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Haruka: "And that was the hole story."
Double D: "After that, me and my associates went to the Hinatasou since there was nowhere else for us to go. But they intended to break in for the night, there was no other choice."
Naru: "Well that was stupid! You guys should be ashamed for breaking in home!"
Eddy: "We know that, but we were more ashamed that our group left us behind, all because of that lousy, big-chinned show-off, Kevin!"
Double D: "We're sorry that we caused so much trouble, but we don't even have any money to pay for boarding or the damages."
Keitaro: "Gee, that is a problem. What should we do with them, Haruka?"
Haruka: "Hmm, let me think. Okay, you kids can stay at the Hinatasou!"
Naru: "Nani?!"
Eddy: "Really?"
Double D: "That is most generous of you!"
Ed: "Thanks a bunch!"
Haruka: "But only one condition!"
Eds (unison): "Huh?"
Haruka: "You will work at both the Teahouse and Hinatasou until you boys earn enough money to pay for all the damages you did to Hinatasou, and boarding passes to America."
Eddy: "Work? Listen, old lady! There are child labor laws, you know!"
Haruka (furious in an anime style gloomy look mode): "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
Eddy (nervous): "On second thought, scratch that last remark!
Haruka: "Good! Now let us introduce ourselves so you boys get acquainted. My name's Haruka Urashima, owner and manager of the Hinatasou Teahouse."
Keitaro: "My name's Keitaro Urashima, Karirin (Manager) of Hinatasou and Tokyo University todai (student)."
Naru: "Naru Narusagawa, also a todai, but if you ever let me catch you with anything annoying or perverted, I'm gonna knock you guys out with my Naru punch!"
When she hit her fist to her palm, the Eds started to feel very nervous and scared of her.
Eddy (thinking):
Shinobu (bows in greeting): "Atashiwa Shinobu Maehara, please to meet you. ^^"
Double D: "I'm delighted, Miss Shinobu!
After greeting each other, they both started to blush nervously.
Shinobu (embarrassed): "Simasen!"
Double D: "No, no, I should be the one apologizing! ^_^;"
Kaola Su: "I'm Kaula Su, so you foreigner too?"
Ed: "That I am, and I love butter toast, gravy, and bananas!"
Kaola Su: "Kaola Su too!"
Kitsune: "Mitsune Konno, but you can call me Kitsune!
Motoko: "My name is Motoko Aoyama, master of Shinmei-ryu style kendo."
Sara: "Sara Mcdougal, and yes I'm American too."
Eddy: "Sara? Ha! She she's got the same name as you bigmouth sister, Ed! What a laugh!"
Sara (angry): "You think that's funny? *"
Eddy: "Okay, now it's our turn. My name's Eddy, and I love cash!"
Kitsune: "You love cash too? That's great!"
Double D: "My name's Eddward, but you can call me Double D."
Ed: "I am an Edipus, 'cause I'm Ed!"
Naru: "Well, now that everything is settled, I think it's high time we head back to Hinatasou."
Eddy: "You said it, 'cause I'm beat from all that running and chasing."
Everyone returned to the Hinatasou, but then Haruka stopped the Eds.
Haruka: "Not so fast!"
Eddy: "What is now?"
Haruka: "Before you boys turn in, I think it's high time you clean the mess you made in the rest and fill up the hole."
So she hand over some brooms, mops, pales, and shovels to them, and the Eds went back to the restroom to clean up the mess they made.
Double D: "And so begins our new life in Tokyo, wouldn't you say, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Shut up and keep cleaning, Double D!"
Ed: "Hey, let's dig a hole again, guys!"
Double D and Eddy (unison): "NO!"
Tomorrow will be a brand new day for the Eds, and what hijinks will they come up next on LovED Hina? See you next time!
Preview:
On the next chapter of LovED Hina, the Eds begin their life anew as they work their way to earn money for the damages and for the planes tickets back to Peach Creek. But after all their hard work, the Eddy decides to plan their next scam for a quick yen, fast food delivery. Next time on Love Hina, Chapter 4: Eds to Go! See ya there!
Authors Notes:
Finally, chapter 3 is finished. It took me a while, but it was worth it! Anywho, in case of you readers are confused of Keitaro, Naru, and Mutsumi's introduction, the fanfic takes place between the end of the Love Hina TV Series and the beginning of Love Hina Again OAV series. Well, I better get started on the final chapter of the Diggers Ghostbusters, who knows; maybe I'll start another new crossover fanfic. See ya next fanfic!