Hey fans! Thanks for your reviews Princess of Darkness and Misty Magic! Have no fear Kiboto and inuyashaslove I don't leave my fans with cliffhangers.for to long ~laughs evilly~. Mystic: What do u say Angel should we give them the next chapter? Angel: I suppose, them, being loyal fans and all. Mystic: Awww don't u think that we should make them wait and let the suspense build? Angel: That would be evil. Mystic: We're always evil though! Angel: Well they've been waiting. Mystic: Ok ok I'll give them the next chapter! ~Settles in with a bowl of Ramen~

Disclaimer: Nope I still don't own Inuyasha. I think that the creators of Inuyasha are tired of me asking them if I can keep him to myself! ~Curses evil creators~.

Chapter 2: A Snake in the Grass and the Peeping Toms

"You were having a bad dream!" exclaimed Shippo. "How can you tell?" asked Kagome rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. "When Inuyasha dreams he twitches a lot, like you were doing but I've never seen him drool as much as you!" Kagome looked down to find a wet spot on her pillow.

Kagome wiped the slime off her chin and looked around, no Inuyasha or Miroku in site. "Shippo do you know where the guys went?" Shippo scratched his head " I think Miroku said something about seeing a jewel shard in the near by village."

~Flashback~ "Inuyasha do you hear me?! There's a jewel shard in the village! Me and Miroku need your help!" "Why would I ever want to help you wench!" ~End of flashback~. Kagome shook her head trying to get the thoughts of her nightmare out of her head.

"Whatcha thinkin' about Kagome?" asked the fox child, crawling onto her shoulder. "Ahhh..I was thinking that we both could use a bath!" "YIPEEE!" cried Shippo, jumping up and tossing his clothes off as he ran to the lake.

"Hey Shippo slow down!" Kagome yelled and ran after Shippo. Shippo cannonballed into the water, splashing all over Kagome. "Hey now!" Kagome stripped and deposited her clothes in a neat pile before jumping in and waging a water war with Shippo.

Suddenly Shippo stopped splashing and his eyes grew wide and he pointed at something behind Kagome. "What's wrong Shippo?" He didn't respond but kept pointing behind Kagome. Kagome looked behind her and saw nothing. "Shippo there's nothing there!" "It's a..It's a.." "Spit it out! What do you see?" "SNAKE!" Bellowed Shippo jumping out of the water and climbing up a nearby tree. Kagome leaped out of the water and let out a blood-curdling shriek. "I will save you lady Kagome!" Miroku yelled as he bounded out from the bushes. Kagome screamed again as she quickly hid behind a tree. "KAGOME!" Shouted Inuyasha jumping down from a tree. Putting two and two together she quickly figured out that the two of them were spying on her!

"SIT BOY!" shouted Kagome as Inuyasha became magnetically attracted to the ground. She picked up her clothes and shielded her body with them as she walked over to Miroku and ~SLAP~ "HENTAI!"

She hollered before she stalked off into the forest dressing as she went. "Why'd she hafta go and sit me like that! I didn't even see anything!" Exclaimed Inuyasha dusting himself off.

Something suddenly caught Miroku's eye, a black article of clothing lying on the ground. He picked it up and examined it but not for long. For a very pissed Kagome grabbed her panties out of his hands and slapped him again. "Lecher!" she mumbled as she stalked off!

That's the 2nd chappy! How you likes so far? Don't worry about your lemon I'll give it to you in later chapters! Fic of the Day: Untitled or Coo Coo CaChoo. I just finished reading it yesterday so if ya wanna laugh hard read this story and if you don't absolutely die laughing that you have a very weak sense of humor! Anyway sorry I kept ya'll waiting but we forgot to pay our bills for my internet service and believe me that's not good! Well anyway R&R! Till Next Chappy! Ja'ne