Rinoa: "Quistis."

Cloud: "Rinoa."

Quistis: "Rinoa."

Irvine: "Barret."

Rikku: "Rinoa."

Barret: "Rinoa."

Lulu: "Rinoa."

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Rinoa (pouting like she's never pouted before): "Hmph! This is not FAIR!"

Anne Robinson (condescendingly, arms folded): "So you think you didn't deserve to be voted off, Rinoa?"

Rinoa: "No, I didn't deserve it, not at all."

Anne Robinson: "Even though you were technically the worst player in both that round AND the one before?"

Rinoa (stubborn defiance): "No I wasn't. Quistis was."

Anne Robinson: "Quistis has not got a question wrong all game, whereas you have been the worst player two rounds in a row! Maybe if you spent more of your energies actually trying to answer the questions, you wouldn't have been voted off!"

Rinoa (pouting AGAIN): "Well it's still not fair!"

Anne Robinson (ignoring Rinoa's final outburst): "Lulu, you've been quiet all game."

Lulu (dark and brooding): "Yes."

Anne Robinson: "Tell me, how many poor, innocent creatures had to die so that you could make your gown?"

Lulu: "Enough."

Anne Robinson: "And it doesn't itch at all, does it?"

Lulu: "No."

Anne Robinson: "Not the most talkative of people, are you, Lulu? Tell me, not that I need to ask, why Rinoa?"

Lulu: "She's been poor all game, she had to go."

Anne Robinson: "She did indeed! Rinoa! The people have spoken! With five votes, you are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

[...and Rinoa does the walk of shame.]

[backstage]

Rinoa: "This is just not FAIR! I was just as good as anyone out there today, if not better!" [huge-o pout] "I hope Irvine wins, as he was the only one who didn't vote for me last round, so he's obviously the most intelligent."

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Anne Robinson: "Round 4, and out of a possible 15 000 gil, you've banked a measly, pathetic 3100. There are six of you left, and another ten seconds is coming off the clock. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round- that's hatman!"

[Irvine looks a little humiliated as people start laughing]

Anne Robinson: "Let's play the weakest link!"

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Anne Robinson: "Start the clock."

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Anne Robinson: "Irvine, how many classes of chocobo races are there at the Gold Saucer?"

Irvine (apparently unable to take a hint, still flirting with Rikku): "Four, Anne."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, how many spaces make up a tetra master board?"

Rikku (turning her head to avoid Irvine's stare): "Sixteen."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Barret,"

Barret: "Bank!"

Anne Robinson: "On which continent would you find the Kramers' old orphanage?"

Barret (no chance in hell): "Erm, Esthar?"

Anne Robinson: "No dear, Centra. Lulu, what is the name of the giant snake that inhabits the marshes to the east of the mythril mines?"

Lulu: "The Midgar Zolom."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Cloud, which organisation was formerly known as the crimson blades?"

Cloud (doesn't know. Doesn't care, either): "Nope, pass."

Anne Robinson: "The Crusaders, dear. Quistis, how many floors are there in the Wutai pagoda?"

Quistis: "Five."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Irvine, what monster is also known as the "calamity from the skies"?"

Irvine: "Jenova."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku,"

Rikku: "Bank!"

Anne Robinson: "What is the name of the bonfire in the middle of Cosmo Canyon?"

Rikku (struggling): "The Cosmo flame?"

Anne Robinson: "No dear, it's the Cosmo Candle. Barret, how many towers make up the Galbaldian desert prison?"

Barret (not a clue): "Umm, three?"

Anne Robinson (mock surprise): "Correct!" [Barret looks happily astonished] ("normal")"Lulu, what G is both a type of greens and a pickle? Gyshal or Goomba?"

Lulu: "Gyshal."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Cloud, Trabia is known for which weather condition, snow or sun?"

Cloud: "Snow."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis,"

Quistis: "Bank!"

Anne Robinson: "The Goers are the local blitzball team for which city?"

Quistis: "Luca."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Irvine, HP plus, MP plus and counter attack are all types of which colour of materia?"

Irvine: "Purple."

Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku,"

Rikku: "Bank!"

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Anne Robinson: "Time's up, your bank was just in time. In that round, team, you managed a measly 1100 gil! Who's got more brains in their cleavage than their head? Who's finally beginning to feel the cold? It's time to vote off the weakest link!"

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Narrator: "For the first time in the game, Quistis is the strongest link, as she banked the most money. Cloud is technically the weakest link, but will the voting reflect the statistics?"

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Anne Robinson: "Time's up! It's time to see who you voted as the weakest link!"

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