Invader Zim: "GirFire" Prototype

Prologue: Zim's Creation

"I've done it GIR!" Zim yelled as he stepped back and looked at his creation as it lay on a table in his base. "I SEE it, but what it DO?" Gir exclaimed in his ecstatic excitement. "This GIR, is my new robot slave. It's just a prototype but now I must try it out." Zim pulled the sheet off his creation and saw the final production. A small girl shaped robot was lying on the table. It was about as tall as Zim, and had big anime-like eyes. "Now just to turn it on.then I will be one step closer to taking over the Earth!" Zim yelled out and held his arms out in triumph. "Okey dokey." Gir said and sat slurping his Suck Monkey while Zim reached down and flipped a switch on the head of the robot. Instantly the eyes flickered red then purple. As the eyes gained their color so did other features such as the shoulders, lower abdomen, and arms. "GirFire reporting for duty." It said in a high-pitched robotic voice. "Ah yes, GirFire. Why are you named GirFire.?" The robot leaned towards Zim and pulled out her left arm. "I am because of this." On the tip of her finger on her right hand a little flame formed. She brought it to the palm of her left hand. A small sizzling noise came and slowly she pulled a metallic rod from her hand. Instantly she was doing all sorts of cool Kung-fu moves with the rod in her hand. She brought it to Gir's head and a blade was released from the end and severed Gir's head from his body. "Well done GirFire. Excellent. What is your mission." "Blend in with the indigenous life, find their weaknesses and destroy any possible threats to world domination." GirFire said. "YES!!! I AM A GENIUS!!! Now to take over the world. Gir!" (Gir's head is magically on his body again () "Yes my master!" "You are now GirFire's best friend and servant. Show her a good time. I will be in my base plotting ways for WORLD DOMINATION!!!!" Zim once again triumphantly raised his hands in the air and led Gir and GirFire into the living room. "HI THERE!" Gir yelled as they sat on the couch. "Hello. What is YOUR major malfunction?" GirFire said in a mocking voice. "Ay! This just woooooooooooooooooooont do!" Gir jumped up and on a switch on the back of GirFire's head which was set to "Smart" was now being switched to "Stupid." "NOW! You are my bessssst friend!" Gir giggled. GirFire looked at him with no emotion for a second then started laughing like a maniac. "YAY!" GirFire screamed.