Quistis: "Rikku."
Irvine: "Lulu."
Rikku: "Irvine."
Lulu: "Irvine."
[light and sound effects. Irvine's previously cheery expression has all of a sudden gone South, big-time.]
Anne Robinson: "Lulu, with the itchy dress,"
Lulu (cold): "Anne."
Anne Robinson (mock confusion): "Why Irvine?"
Lulu (suddenly on the defensive): "I have my reasons."
Anne Robinson: "Did you think he was the worst player in that round?"
Lulu: "Perhaps."
Anne Robinson: "Except he wasn't, was he, Lulu?"
[Lulu remains silent and stony-faced.]
Anne Robinson: "In fact, he hasn't answered a question wrong all game. Are you sure you weren't voting for him so he'd stop flirting with your friend?"
[Lulu remains silent and stony faced. Still can't match Anne in that respect though]
Anne Robinson: "Woman who can't feel the cold, why Irvine?"
Rikku (still miffed about being called "woman who can't..." etc.): "He's such a chauvinist meanie! I can't believe the way he's constantly sleazing over me!"
Anne Robinson (condescendingly): "Well, if you will wear next to nothing."
[Rikku looks genuinely embarrassed]
Anne Robinson: "Irvine, remind us again what you do for a living."
Irvine (not as cheery as he was previously): "I'm a sharpshooter, Anne."
Anne Robinson: "Well, ordinarily I would say that your brain isn't as sharp as it should be but technically that wouldn't be true, nonetheless, Irvine, your so-called charm has let you down! You are the weakest link- goodbye!"
[...and Irvine takes the walk of shame]
[backstage]
Irvine (laid back, taking it in his stride): "I can't believe Rikku voted me off! After I've been nothing but a perfect gentleman to her all game! Ah well, I'm sure it's just the atmosphere in the studio. Once she gets backstage, just give it two minutes, and I guarantee it, she'll be putty in my hands." [Irvine flashes a big, cheesy grin at the camera]
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Round seven, team, and we're down to just three players. Out of a possible 30 000 gil so far, you have a mere six thousand, five hundred and fifty. There are another ten seconds coming off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round- that was Quistis. Let's play the weakest link!
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Start the Clock."
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Quistis, with which element is Macalania Temple associated?"
Quistis: "Ice."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, what is the name of the magazine produced in Timber? The Timber-a-holics or Timber Maniacs?"
Rikku: "Timber Maniacs!"
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Lulu, if you have a mastered all materia, how many times can you cast the linked magic spell on all enemies simultaneously?"
Lulu : "Five."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis, which status effect is traditionally cured by a "Soft"?"
Quistis: "Petrify."
Anne Robinson: "I'll accept, petrification. Rikku,"
Rikku: "Bank!"
Anne Robinson: "In which sector of the Midgar slums will you find the Honey Bee inn?"
Rikku: "Six!"
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Lulu, the Quen are particularly fond of eating which reptile? Alligators or frogs?"
Lulu: "Frogs."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis, what is the name of the temple in Spira located near the calm lands?"
Quistis: "Remiem."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, which of the following is a traditional enemy skill? White Wind or Black storm?"
Rikku (nerves starting to show): "Umm, black storm?"
Anne Robinson (condescendingly): "No dear, white wind."
[Rikku frowns- she knew the answer to that one]
Anne Robinson: "Lulu, in which hemisphere is the great glacier? North or South?"
Lulu: "North."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis, to the neatest hundred, how much more powerful is huge materia than regular materia?"
Quistis: "300."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, which magic spell increases the likelihood of a character attaining their limit break, Flare or Aura?"
Rikku: "Aura!"
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Lulu, which potion will traditionally revive someone's full MP, a mega-potion or an X-potion?"
Lulu: "An X-potion."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis,"
Quistis: "Bank!"
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Time is up, I cannot complete the question, and it that round you banked 1500 gil. In the next round, you will have the chance to treble what you bank, but only two of you will go through. Who will be left out in the cold? Have the courage to vote off the weakest link!"
[light and sound effects]
Narrator: "For the fourth round in succession, Quistis is the strongest link. Rikku is technically the weakest link, although she did bank money for the team. Will this be enough to save her from the final vote?"
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Time's up! Let's see who you voted as the weakest link!"
[light and sound effects]
Irvine: "Lulu."
Rikku: "Irvine."
Lulu: "Irvine."
[light and sound effects. Irvine's previously cheery expression has all of a sudden gone South, big-time.]
Anne Robinson: "Lulu, with the itchy dress,"
Lulu (cold): "Anne."
Anne Robinson (mock confusion): "Why Irvine?"
Lulu (suddenly on the defensive): "I have my reasons."
Anne Robinson: "Did you think he was the worst player in that round?"
Lulu: "Perhaps."
Anne Robinson: "Except he wasn't, was he, Lulu?"
[Lulu remains silent and stony-faced.]
Anne Robinson: "In fact, he hasn't answered a question wrong all game. Are you sure you weren't voting for him so he'd stop flirting with your friend?"
[Lulu remains silent and stony faced. Still can't match Anne in that respect though]
Anne Robinson: "Woman who can't feel the cold, why Irvine?"
Rikku (still miffed about being called "woman who can't..." etc.): "He's such a chauvinist meanie! I can't believe the way he's constantly sleazing over me!"
Anne Robinson (condescendingly): "Well, if you will wear next to nothing."
[Rikku looks genuinely embarrassed]
Anne Robinson: "Irvine, remind us again what you do for a living."
Irvine (not as cheery as he was previously): "I'm a sharpshooter, Anne."
Anne Robinson: "Well, ordinarily I would say that your brain isn't as sharp as it should be but technically that wouldn't be true, nonetheless, Irvine, your so-called charm has let you down! You are the weakest link- goodbye!"
[...and Irvine takes the walk of shame]
[backstage]
Irvine (laid back, taking it in his stride): "I can't believe Rikku voted me off! After I've been nothing but a perfect gentleman to her all game! Ah well, I'm sure it's just the atmosphere in the studio. Once she gets backstage, just give it two minutes, and I guarantee it, she'll be putty in my hands." [Irvine flashes a big, cheesy grin at the camera]
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Round seven, team, and we're down to just three players. Out of a possible 30 000 gil so far, you have a mere six thousand, five hundred and fifty. There are another ten seconds coming off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round- that was Quistis. Let's play the weakest link!
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Start the Clock."
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Quistis, with which element is Macalania Temple associated?"
Quistis: "Ice."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, what is the name of the magazine produced in Timber? The Timber-a-holics or Timber Maniacs?"
Rikku: "Timber Maniacs!"
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Lulu, if you have a mastered all materia, how many times can you cast the linked magic spell on all enemies simultaneously?"
Lulu : "Five."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis, which status effect is traditionally cured by a "Soft"?"
Quistis: "Petrify."
Anne Robinson: "I'll accept, petrification. Rikku,"
Rikku: "Bank!"
Anne Robinson: "In which sector of the Midgar slums will you find the Honey Bee inn?"
Rikku: "Six!"
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Lulu, the Quen are particularly fond of eating which reptile? Alligators or frogs?"
Lulu: "Frogs."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis, what is the name of the temple in Spira located near the calm lands?"
Quistis: "Remiem."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, which of the following is a traditional enemy skill? White Wind or Black storm?"
Rikku (nerves starting to show): "Umm, black storm?"
Anne Robinson (condescendingly): "No dear, white wind."
[Rikku frowns- she knew the answer to that one]
Anne Robinson: "Lulu, in which hemisphere is the great glacier? North or South?"
Lulu: "North."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis, to the neatest hundred, how much more powerful is huge materia than regular materia?"
Quistis: "300."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Rikku, which magic spell increases the likelihood of a character attaining their limit break, Flare or Aura?"
Rikku: "Aura!"
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Lulu, which potion will traditionally revive someone's full MP, a mega-potion or an X-potion?"
Lulu: "An X-potion."
Anne Robinson: "Correct. Quistis,"
Quistis: "Bank!"
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Time is up, I cannot complete the question, and it that round you banked 1500 gil. In the next round, you will have the chance to treble what you bank, but only two of you will go through. Who will be left out in the cold? Have the courage to vote off the weakest link!"
[light and sound effects]
Narrator: "For the fourth round in succession, Quistis is the strongest link. Rikku is technically the weakest link, although she did bank money for the team. Will this be enough to save her from the final vote?"
[light and sound effects]
Anne Robinson: "Time's up! Let's see who you voted as the weakest link!"
[light and sound effects]