A/N: okay this is my second Inu fic. This one's told from Miroku's
perspective. Hehheh. That pervert. So like everything is mostly what he
says, unless specified otherwise.
Disclaimer: * recording plays* I don't don't don't don't *hits record
player*own Inuyasha
Miroku: *sits up in a cold sweat* was that a nightmare or was it real?
*Miroku's Nightmare*
*Miroku and Sango in bed* *Sango feeds Miroku grapes*
Sango: oh Miroku I want to bear your child.
Miroku: *shrugs* okay. *Rolls over* *monster stares at him* AAAHHHH!!!
MONSTER!!
Sango: *in monster voice* but Miroku, I want to have you child.
Miroku: I thought you were hot though!
Sango: *still in monster voice* oh and that matters?
Miroku: uh, yeah!
Sango: well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Now you must die! *Raises giant
razor sharp claw*
Miroku: NNOOO!!
*Dream ends*
*Ponders* well that could have been real. Sango does get a little
temperamental. Hmmm. oh, well. *Goes back to sleep*
*Miroku's other dream*
Sango: no he's mine!
Kagome: No he's mine! I saw him first!
Sango: uh.rethink that statement. I saw him first.
Kagome: oh, that's right. But I love him!
Sango: pish! I love him!
Miroku: ladies ladies. There's enough of me to go around. But let's have a
little fun first. *Evil smirk* you will put on a strip show for me!
Sango&Kagome: OKAY!!! *Starts to strip*
Miroku: yay! *Feels tap on shoulder* *turns around* *gigantic sumo wrestler
like woman stands in front of him* *naked*
Woman: *in deep manly voice*I love you Miroku.
Miroku: AHHH!!! I don't love you!
Woman: that's not what you said last night.
Miroku: and what did I say last night, because I don't even know who you
are.
Woman: well, you were drunk, but you said it!
Miroku: well I don't love you. Now if you will excuse me I have some
business to attend to*looks over at naked Kagome and Sango*and put some
clothes on for Christ sake! *Throws clothes at sumo woman*
Woman: *tears up* but, but, but, Miroku! *Bawls* I love you Miroku! I want
to bear your child!
Miroku: well I don't want you too! I want them to*points at Kagome and
Sango*
Sango: I dun want to bear your child.
Kagome: yeah me either.
Miroku: w-what?! You don't? Well why did you get naked? And why were you
fighting over me?!
Sango: oh I just want to get laid. No kids for me.
Kagome: yeah, same for me.
Miroku: Kagome you just want to get laid? What has gotten into you? You're
the good girl!
Kagome: oh please.
*Kagome and Sango leave*
Woman: I love you Miroku.
Miroku: n-NO! Not this! No!
Woman: *walks toward Miroku* don't run Miroku. It won't work! I will have
you! Mwahahaha!
Miroku: *keeps backing up*
Woman: oh wanting to go to the bedroom are we? Rushing things eh?
Miroku: I - ahhh!!!
Woman: oh Miroku!
Miroku: AAAHHHH!! NOOO!!
*Wakes up*
Why do I have these nightmares?! *Holds head* are they nightmares? Or
signs? Gasp! I'm sex deprived!
Cyprus Ice: so what do you think? I need reviews or else I won't write
another chapter! So review I order you!!
perspective. Hehheh. That pervert. So like everything is mostly what he
says, unless specified otherwise.
Disclaimer: * recording plays* I don't don't don't don't *hits record
player*own Inuyasha
Miroku: *sits up in a cold sweat* was that a nightmare or was it real?
*Miroku's Nightmare*
*Miroku and Sango in bed* *Sango feeds Miroku grapes*
Sango: oh Miroku I want to bear your child.
Miroku: *shrugs* okay. *Rolls over* *monster stares at him* AAAHHHH!!!
MONSTER!!
Sango: *in monster voice* but Miroku, I want to have you child.
Miroku: I thought you were hot though!
Sango: *still in monster voice* oh and that matters?
Miroku: uh, yeah!
Sango: well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Now you must die! *Raises giant
razor sharp claw*
Miroku: NNOOO!!
*Dream ends*
*Ponders* well that could have been real. Sango does get a little
temperamental. Hmmm. oh, well. *Goes back to sleep*
*Miroku's other dream*
Sango: no he's mine!
Kagome: No he's mine! I saw him first!
Sango: uh.rethink that statement. I saw him first.
Kagome: oh, that's right. But I love him!
Sango: pish! I love him!
Miroku: ladies ladies. There's enough of me to go around. But let's have a
little fun first. *Evil smirk* you will put on a strip show for me!
Sango&Kagome: OKAY!!! *Starts to strip*
Miroku: yay! *Feels tap on shoulder* *turns around* *gigantic sumo wrestler
like woman stands in front of him* *naked*
Woman: *in deep manly voice*I love you Miroku.
Miroku: AHHH!!! I don't love you!
Woman: that's not what you said last night.
Miroku: and what did I say last night, because I don't even know who you
are.
Woman: well, you were drunk, but you said it!
Miroku: well I don't love you. Now if you will excuse me I have some
business to attend to*looks over at naked Kagome and Sango*and put some
clothes on for Christ sake! *Throws clothes at sumo woman*
Woman: *tears up* but, but, but, Miroku! *Bawls* I love you Miroku! I want
to bear your child!
Miroku: well I don't want you too! I want them to*points at Kagome and
Sango*
Sango: I dun want to bear your child.
Kagome: yeah me either.
Miroku: w-what?! You don't? Well why did you get naked? And why were you
fighting over me?!
Sango: oh I just want to get laid. No kids for me.
Kagome: yeah, same for me.
Miroku: Kagome you just want to get laid? What has gotten into you? You're
the good girl!
Kagome: oh please.
*Kagome and Sango leave*
Woman: I love you Miroku.
Miroku: n-NO! Not this! No!
Woman: *walks toward Miroku* don't run Miroku. It won't work! I will have
you! Mwahahaha!
Miroku: *keeps backing up*
Woman: oh wanting to go to the bedroom are we? Rushing things eh?
Miroku: I - ahhh!!!
Woman: oh Miroku!
Miroku: AAAHHHH!! NOOO!!
*Wakes up*
Why do I have these nightmares?! *Holds head* are they nightmares? Or
signs? Gasp! I'm sex deprived!
Cyprus Ice: so what do you think? I need reviews or else I won't write
another chapter! So review I order you!!