POOL PARTY!
A/N: What's this? I've barely received any reviews! T-T *sobs* ok...well, I hope that I get more reviews for this one. ^_^ For those that HAVE reviewed, "THANKS!" ^_^ I appreciate it.
I hope people haven't been seeing this as a boring subject to write about...BUT WHY WOULD IT BE?! It's Kenshin! It's a pool party in the Meiji era! What's so boring about that?! LOL. ^_^ Besides, I don't release anything if it's boring...I don't want to bore my audience. ^_^ If it's a boring subject, I use all I have within my power to make it crazy. ^_^ Although I feel that I sometimes fail. T-T Oh well...Reviews tend to prove me wrong, so I'm happy. ^_^ Now...how about that story, eh? That may be a good idea...I think I'm boring my audience now...AH! NOT THAT!
Disclaimer: Ok...THIS is boring my audience. Anyway, I don't own Kenshin or anything relating to anything I don't currently own. So there! ^_^ ____________________________________________________________________________ _
Chapter 2: RYU-ZEN BELLY FLOP! BOOYA!
Kaoru: WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING USEFUL, MISAO!?
Misao: I WAS ABOUT TO WHEN YOU EXPLODED AT ME!
Kaoru: SHOUTING BACK ISN'T EXACTLY HELPING!
Misao: LEARN FROM YOUR OWN ADVICE, RACCOON GIRL!
Kaoru: BE QUIET, WEASLE!
Yahiko: *enters room again* Are you two still going at it?
Kaoru & Misao: *evil glare at Yahiko* STAY OUT OF THIS!
Yahiko: That's fine with me. I'm going swimming.
Kaoru & Misao: *startled look* OH YAH! THE POOL!
Sanosuke: *still staring at Yumi*
Yumi: *clenches teeth* You're going to be sorry later.
Kenshin: Sano, I really think you should leave her alone, that I do.
Sanosuke: *snaps out of it* You may be right. I don't feel like having a broken nose today.
Hiko: *enters in a speedo*
Kenshin: OROOO @_@
Yumi: O_O
Hiko: Where...is...the punch? TELL ME NOW!
Kenshin: Sanosuke just emptied it all. Sorry, master.
Hiko: *Evil glare at Sano*
Sanosuke: HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME! KENSHIN TOLD ME TO!
Hiko: *Evil glare at Kensin* Is this true? You truly ARE a baka apprentice!
Kenshin: No, master. I told him to be sure that-
Hiko: SILENCE! RETRIEVE MORE PUNCH OR TASTE MY WRATH!
Kenshin: ORO. *runs out for more punch*
Yumi: O_O
Hiko: *notices Yumi* What are YOU looking at?
Yumi: O_O
Sanosuke: *bursts out laughing*
Hiko: Fine, stare all you want. I don't care.
Yumi: O_O
Soujiro: *enters dojo* Have I missed anything?
Yumi: YOU! What are YOU doing here?!
Soujiro: Please, Yumi-dono. There's no need to raise your voice. ^_^
Shishio: *raises head from floor* Soujiro, welcome to the carrot of prosperity.
Megumi: *places head in hands* He still isn't sober.
Soujiro: Thank you for the warm welcome, Master Shishio. ^_^ I think I'll be headed for the pool now.
Megumi: I'll do the same. I'm getting rather bored standing around with no lines.
Everyone else: Lines? o_O
Megumi: Er...I mean...*ahem*...I'm too anxious to swim. I'm going to the pool now. *edges out of the room*
Yahiko: Why is everyone so strange today?
Shishio: It must be the chlorine from the War of 1812! *burp* *plops to ground*
Yahiko: I think I've made my point. *leaves for the pool*
Saito: *cartwheels into the room* PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!
Sanosuke: OI! KENSHIN LEFT TO GET MORE!
Saito: *ceases cartwheel and falls to the floor* *silent*
Sanosuke: WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GO OUT TO THE POOL AND HAVE FUN!? FORGET ABOUT THE DAMN PUNCH!
Everyone else besides Saito and Shishio: O_O GOOD POINT! *runs out of the room*
Kenshin: *enters room* I got more punch! Guys? Where'd they go?
Shishio: *grunts*
Saito: *springs from the ground at the sound of "punch"* PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH! *runs to the punch bowl*
Kenshin: I think you should take it easy, Saito. Too much punch can-
Saito: YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PUNCH!
Kenshin: *edges out towards the pool*
Saito: Heheh...all mine. *pulls out a vial*
*scene shifts to the pool outside*
Hiko: MARCO!
Aoshi: ...polo...
Kenshin: *climbs up the ladder to the diving board* RYU-SEN! *jumps off the board and attacks the water*
Sanosuke: Kenshin! Give the fighting a rest! Just do a normal dive!
Kenshin: *jumps in and out of the water like a dolphin* *imitates dolphin sound*
Sanosuke: O_o
Hiko: *becomes enraged* MARCO!!!!! MARCOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: *skillfully evades Seijuro Hiko* Heheh. This is more fun than I thought.
Hiko: MARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: OLOP!
Hiko: Huh? O_o
Yahiko: *climbs to the diving board* I'LL IMITATE KENSHIN! RYU-ZEN! *flies off the board and rapidly flips around* *belly flops*
Kenshin: He should have said Ryu-SEN. Poor Yahiko.
Kaoru: Misao! JUST GET IN THE POOL! YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE!
Misao: THERE IS NO LINE! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE BEHIND ME!
*scene shifts to Saito and the punch bowl*
Saito: This will be MOST fun. *empties vial into punch*
Shishio: UGH...*burp*
*scene shifts to the pool*
Misao: *is pushed off the diving board by Kaoru* AHHHH! *MONSTROUS SPLASH*
Kaoru: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Yahiko: *rises to the surface of the water* *gurgle*
Sanosuke: I think someone should help Yahiko.
Kaoru: YAHIKO! *jumps into pool and pulls Yahiko out of the water*
Yahiko: HEY! LET GO OF ME! I'M OK!
Kaoru: WELL YOU SURE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT!
Yahiko: WHY CAN'T I EVEN ENJOY SWIMMING! YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO-
Kaoru: TO WHAT, YAHIKO?! WHAT DO I ALWAYS DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU ERUPT?!
Sanosuke: Geeze! Can't they enjoy themselves for a day?
Kenshin: Just let them be. Things will work out sooner or later.
Misao: *gurgle* *floats to the surface of the water*
Sanosuke: Now someone needs to help Misao!
Aoshi: MISAO! *runs over and assists*
Misao: *thinks* 'Heh...heh...heh. This'll get him. All I have to do is act like I need oxygen, then-'
Aoshi: *shakes Misao* STOP FAKING ALREADY!
Misao: *shakes back and forth* OK! OK! IF IT MEANS YOU'LL STOP SHAKING ME!
Aoshi: *ceases shaking Misao*
Misao: *thinks* 'Oh well. It was worth a try'
Soujiro: *Walks out of the dojo in...A BIKINI?!?!*
Everyone: @_@
Soujiro: What? Did you think I was a guy or something? Why would you ever think a thing like that? ^_^
Everyone: O_o
Kenshin: @_@ OROOO!
A/N: Ok...I assume I'll offend a few people about Soujiro, but...for those that find it amusing, I'm glad. ^_^ Don't take it personally, I just think that Soujiro sounds like a girl...I wasn't even sure he WAS a guy when I first saw him. I thought for sure he was a girl. @_@ I can't believe my mind went so blank when it came to characters. Now that I think about it, I could have brought Cho into the picture. Next chapter, I will. ^_^ I hope to receive reviews...even if they're flames. -_-;
A/N: What's this? I've barely received any reviews! T-T *sobs* ok...well, I hope that I get more reviews for this one. ^_^ For those that HAVE reviewed, "THANKS!" ^_^ I appreciate it.
I hope people haven't been seeing this as a boring subject to write about...BUT WHY WOULD IT BE?! It's Kenshin! It's a pool party in the Meiji era! What's so boring about that?! LOL. ^_^ Besides, I don't release anything if it's boring...I don't want to bore my audience. ^_^ If it's a boring subject, I use all I have within my power to make it crazy. ^_^ Although I feel that I sometimes fail. T-T Oh well...Reviews tend to prove me wrong, so I'm happy. ^_^ Now...how about that story, eh? That may be a good idea...I think I'm boring my audience now...AH! NOT THAT!
Disclaimer: Ok...THIS is boring my audience. Anyway, I don't own Kenshin or anything relating to anything I don't currently own. So there! ^_^ ____________________________________________________________________________ _
Chapter 2: RYU-ZEN BELLY FLOP! BOOYA!
Kaoru: WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING USEFUL, MISAO!?
Misao: I WAS ABOUT TO WHEN YOU EXPLODED AT ME!
Kaoru: SHOUTING BACK ISN'T EXACTLY HELPING!
Misao: LEARN FROM YOUR OWN ADVICE, RACCOON GIRL!
Kaoru: BE QUIET, WEASLE!
Yahiko: *enters room again* Are you two still going at it?
Kaoru & Misao: *evil glare at Yahiko* STAY OUT OF THIS!
Yahiko: That's fine with me. I'm going swimming.
Kaoru & Misao: *startled look* OH YAH! THE POOL!
Sanosuke: *still staring at Yumi*
Yumi: *clenches teeth* You're going to be sorry later.
Kenshin: Sano, I really think you should leave her alone, that I do.
Sanosuke: *snaps out of it* You may be right. I don't feel like having a broken nose today.
Hiko: *enters in a speedo*
Kenshin: OROOO @_@
Yumi: O_O
Hiko: Where...is...the punch? TELL ME NOW!
Kenshin: Sanosuke just emptied it all. Sorry, master.
Hiko: *Evil glare at Sano*
Sanosuke: HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME! KENSHIN TOLD ME TO!
Hiko: *Evil glare at Kensin* Is this true? You truly ARE a baka apprentice!
Kenshin: No, master. I told him to be sure that-
Hiko: SILENCE! RETRIEVE MORE PUNCH OR TASTE MY WRATH!
Kenshin: ORO. *runs out for more punch*
Yumi: O_O
Hiko: *notices Yumi* What are YOU looking at?
Yumi: O_O
Sanosuke: *bursts out laughing*
Hiko: Fine, stare all you want. I don't care.
Yumi: O_O
Soujiro: *enters dojo* Have I missed anything?
Yumi: YOU! What are YOU doing here?!
Soujiro: Please, Yumi-dono. There's no need to raise your voice. ^_^
Shishio: *raises head from floor* Soujiro, welcome to the carrot of prosperity.
Megumi: *places head in hands* He still isn't sober.
Soujiro: Thank you for the warm welcome, Master Shishio. ^_^ I think I'll be headed for the pool now.
Megumi: I'll do the same. I'm getting rather bored standing around with no lines.
Everyone else: Lines? o_O
Megumi: Er...I mean...*ahem*...I'm too anxious to swim. I'm going to the pool now. *edges out of the room*
Yahiko: Why is everyone so strange today?
Shishio: It must be the chlorine from the War of 1812! *burp* *plops to ground*
Yahiko: I think I've made my point. *leaves for the pool*
Saito: *cartwheels into the room* PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!
Sanosuke: OI! KENSHIN LEFT TO GET MORE!
Saito: *ceases cartwheel and falls to the floor* *silent*
Sanosuke: WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GO OUT TO THE POOL AND HAVE FUN!? FORGET ABOUT THE DAMN PUNCH!
Everyone else besides Saito and Shishio: O_O GOOD POINT! *runs out of the room*
Kenshin: *enters room* I got more punch! Guys? Where'd they go?
Shishio: *grunts*
Saito: *springs from the ground at the sound of "punch"* PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH! *runs to the punch bowl*
Kenshin: I think you should take it easy, Saito. Too much punch can-
Saito: YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PUNCH!
Kenshin: *edges out towards the pool*
Saito: Heheh...all mine. *pulls out a vial*
*scene shifts to the pool outside*
Hiko: MARCO!
Aoshi: ...polo...
Kenshin: *climbs up the ladder to the diving board* RYU-SEN! *jumps off the board and attacks the water*
Sanosuke: Kenshin! Give the fighting a rest! Just do a normal dive!
Kenshin: *jumps in and out of the water like a dolphin* *imitates dolphin sound*
Sanosuke: O_o
Hiko: *becomes enraged* MARCO!!!!! MARCOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: *skillfully evades Seijuro Hiko* Heheh. This is more fun than I thought.
Hiko: MARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: OLOP!
Hiko: Huh? O_o
Yahiko: *climbs to the diving board* I'LL IMITATE KENSHIN! RYU-ZEN! *flies off the board and rapidly flips around* *belly flops*
Kenshin: He should have said Ryu-SEN. Poor Yahiko.
Kaoru: Misao! JUST GET IN THE POOL! YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE!
Misao: THERE IS NO LINE! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE BEHIND ME!
*scene shifts to Saito and the punch bowl*
Saito: This will be MOST fun. *empties vial into punch*
Shishio: UGH...*burp*
*scene shifts to the pool*
Misao: *is pushed off the diving board by Kaoru* AHHHH! *MONSTROUS SPLASH*
Kaoru: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Yahiko: *rises to the surface of the water* *gurgle*
Sanosuke: I think someone should help Yahiko.
Kaoru: YAHIKO! *jumps into pool and pulls Yahiko out of the water*
Yahiko: HEY! LET GO OF ME! I'M OK!
Kaoru: WELL YOU SURE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT!
Yahiko: WHY CAN'T I EVEN ENJOY SWIMMING! YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO-
Kaoru: TO WHAT, YAHIKO?! WHAT DO I ALWAYS DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU ERUPT?!
Sanosuke: Geeze! Can't they enjoy themselves for a day?
Kenshin: Just let them be. Things will work out sooner or later.
Misao: *gurgle* *floats to the surface of the water*
Sanosuke: Now someone needs to help Misao!
Aoshi: MISAO! *runs over and assists*
Misao: *thinks* 'Heh...heh...heh. This'll get him. All I have to do is act like I need oxygen, then-'
Aoshi: *shakes Misao* STOP FAKING ALREADY!
Misao: *shakes back and forth* OK! OK! IF IT MEANS YOU'LL STOP SHAKING ME!
Aoshi: *ceases shaking Misao*
Misao: *thinks* 'Oh well. It was worth a try'
Soujiro: *Walks out of the dojo in...A BIKINI?!?!*
Everyone: @_@
Soujiro: What? Did you think I was a guy or something? Why would you ever think a thing like that? ^_^
Everyone: O_o
Kenshin: @_@ OROOO!
A/N: Ok...I assume I'll offend a few people about Soujiro, but...for those that find it amusing, I'm glad. ^_^ Don't take it personally, I just think that Soujiro sounds like a girl...I wasn't even sure he WAS a guy when I first saw him. I thought for sure he was a girl. @_@ I can't believe my mind went so blank when it came to characters. Now that I think about it, I could have brought Cho into the picture. Next chapter, I will. ^_^ I hope to receive reviews...even if they're flames. -_-;