~* Amy sat along the beach.... waiting... waiting.... and waiting some
more!*~
Amy- The air is getting slippery! *draws in the sand* Maki- *skips to her* Whatcha doin'? Amy- Drawing... Maki- O_O WHAT IS THAT! Amy- ...Eggman... Maki- O__O EWWWW! YOU'RE NASTY! Amy- I love him... Maki- O____O JEZUS CHRIST! *runs away screaming the British are coming*
~!* Eggman sat in his lair... sitting... sitting... and sitting some more!*!~
Eggman- Metal... I love Amy Metal Sonic- O-o .... Eggman- Yes, I know... But... After I save her from my most brilliant plan... I plan on marrying her, and having little Eggman's and little Amy's *big poofy cloud comes out of nowhere, showing you a picture of Amy crying her eyes out with rollers in her hair, and wearing a nasty looking robe, and breast feeding two kids, while two are sitting on the ground, tugging at her robe (*takes a big ass breath*) and ten more running around her. Eggman is sitting in his recliner, sipping a cold one, while wacthing the football game, fatter then before. (*gasps for air*) Poofy cloud goes away (*faints*)* Yes... That would be so nice.. Metal Sonic- *saw the poofy cloud* O-O ... Eggman- Come, Metal. It's time to create my brilliant plan.. The (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN!) Death Fart! Metal Sonic- O___O JEZUS CHRIST! *runs around screaming the Canadain Anthem*
~~!!** Sonic and Shadow sat in their room, playing the GameCube. They are playing... Super Smash Brothers Meele**!!~~
Sonic- Shad, this game is getting pretty boring. We beat it like 6000000000000x infinty times, and its getting annoying. Shadow- *mocking Sonic in a fairy voice* And its getting annoying... Shut up, you damn pansy!! HA! I BLEW YOU AWAY! Sonic- I AM NOT A PANSY! ~~!!** Kindra runs in, screaming Tails' Theme song from SA2:B**!!~~ Kindra- OH MY FLIPPIN' GOD! DID YOU TWO HEAR WHAT'S HAPPENING!? Shadow and Sonic- No... What's happening now? Kindra- AMY AND EGGMAN ARE GETTING MARRIED! Shadow and Sonic- O___O JEZUS CHRIST! *they start running around in circles, screaming the Pokemon starting theme*
~~~!!!*** Knuckles and Tails are in Tails' workshop, banging their heads on the table, after hearing the news on the radio, who the news lady was screaming at the top of her lungs, then yelling the Excel Saga ending theme***!!!~~~
Knuckles and Tails- JEZUS CHRIST! *still banging their heads on the table*
~!* Meanwhile, back at the lair...*!~
Eggman- Metal, please hand over the beans, cod liver, ExLax, chicken, and all the stuff that you know makes me do the reeeeeeeeeealy big ones... Metal Sonic- *wearing a gas mask, and a rubber suit* o-o;;;;; *hands Eggman a reeeeeealy big buffet tray* Eggman- Thank you, Metal... *starts pigging out* Metal Sonic- .... Nasty... Just... Nasty... *walks away, making a slight sqeaky noise from his rubber suit*
~* Amy sitting in her room, having the reciver up to her ear, about to dial Eggman's* Amy- I CAN'T DO IT! Rouge- Do what? HEY! I'M FINALY HERE! WHOO! But, back to the story.. Amy- I can't marry him.. Rouge- Marry who? Amy-... Eggman.. Rouge- Oh... Well... Just wear a condom, get a divorce for all of his money, and live the good life... That's what I did... And he is soooo good in bed... Amy- O___O! JEZUS CHRIST! But... okay....
~~!!** Maki is sitting in her room, nearly pucking out her entrails**!!~~
Maki- I can't belive she is doing this! THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY! Tails- *looks like a child from Ethiopia* I know.... Sonic- *clutching his stuffed animal* This is like Scary Movie 2 all over again... Everyone except Sonic- O-o What? Sonic- YOU HEARD ME! Maki- *slaps Sonic* CALM DOWN, YOU PANSY! Sonic- I AM NOT A FUCKING PANSY, DAMMIT! _ Kindra- *sounding like Captian Kirk to relieve so stress from the group* We must find a way to stop this madness! *sounds like regular self* I SAY WE BLOW THEM AWAY WITH A RPG! Shadow- A role playing game? Maki and Kindra- NO, YOU DOUCHE BAG! Kindra- A RPG is a rapid propeled grenade. Since it takes to long to say, they ARMY shortened to RPG. Shadow and Sonic- *anime starry eyes* I love you! YOU KICK ASS!
~~~~CLIFFHANGER~~~~ Yeah, well... the first part of the Death Fart.... I'll update this story in a few days... Got the Net back... WHOOO! But, yeah... What's gonna happen next... Read and Reveiw... You know the rest...
Amy- The air is getting slippery! *draws in the sand* Maki- *skips to her* Whatcha doin'? Amy- Drawing... Maki- O_O WHAT IS THAT! Amy- ...Eggman... Maki- O__O EWWWW! YOU'RE NASTY! Amy- I love him... Maki- O____O JEZUS CHRIST! *runs away screaming the British are coming*
~!* Eggman sat in his lair... sitting... sitting... and sitting some more!*!~
Eggman- Metal... I love Amy Metal Sonic- O-o .... Eggman- Yes, I know... But... After I save her from my most brilliant plan... I plan on marrying her, and having little Eggman's and little Amy's *big poofy cloud comes out of nowhere, showing you a picture of Amy crying her eyes out with rollers in her hair, and wearing a nasty looking robe, and breast feeding two kids, while two are sitting on the ground, tugging at her robe (*takes a big ass breath*) and ten more running around her. Eggman is sitting in his recliner, sipping a cold one, while wacthing the football game, fatter then before. (*gasps for air*) Poofy cloud goes away (*faints*)* Yes... That would be so nice.. Metal Sonic- *saw the poofy cloud* O-O ... Eggman- Come, Metal. It's time to create my brilliant plan.. The (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN!) Death Fart! Metal Sonic- O___O JEZUS CHRIST! *runs around screaming the Canadain Anthem*
~~!!** Sonic and Shadow sat in their room, playing the GameCube. They are playing... Super Smash Brothers Meele**!!~~
Sonic- Shad, this game is getting pretty boring. We beat it like 6000000000000x infinty times, and its getting annoying. Shadow- *mocking Sonic in a fairy voice* And its getting annoying... Shut up, you damn pansy!! HA! I BLEW YOU AWAY! Sonic- I AM NOT A PANSY! ~~!!** Kindra runs in, screaming Tails' Theme song from SA2:B**!!~~ Kindra- OH MY FLIPPIN' GOD! DID YOU TWO HEAR WHAT'S HAPPENING!? Shadow and Sonic- No... What's happening now? Kindra- AMY AND EGGMAN ARE GETTING MARRIED! Shadow and Sonic- O___O JEZUS CHRIST! *they start running around in circles, screaming the Pokemon starting theme*
~~~!!!*** Knuckles and Tails are in Tails' workshop, banging their heads on the table, after hearing the news on the radio, who the news lady was screaming at the top of her lungs, then yelling the Excel Saga ending theme***!!!~~~
Knuckles and Tails- JEZUS CHRIST! *still banging their heads on the table*
~!* Meanwhile, back at the lair...*!~
Eggman- Metal, please hand over the beans, cod liver, ExLax, chicken, and all the stuff that you know makes me do the reeeeeeeeeealy big ones... Metal Sonic- *wearing a gas mask, and a rubber suit* o-o;;;;; *hands Eggman a reeeeeealy big buffet tray* Eggman- Thank you, Metal... *starts pigging out* Metal Sonic- .... Nasty... Just... Nasty... *walks away, making a slight sqeaky noise from his rubber suit*
~* Amy sitting in her room, having the reciver up to her ear, about to dial Eggman's* Amy- I CAN'T DO IT! Rouge- Do what? HEY! I'M FINALY HERE! WHOO! But, back to the story.. Amy- I can't marry him.. Rouge- Marry who? Amy-... Eggman.. Rouge- Oh... Well... Just wear a condom, get a divorce for all of his money, and live the good life... That's what I did... And he is soooo good in bed... Amy- O___O! JEZUS CHRIST! But... okay....
~~!!** Maki is sitting in her room, nearly pucking out her entrails**!!~~
Maki- I can't belive she is doing this! THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY! Tails- *looks like a child from Ethiopia* I know.... Sonic- *clutching his stuffed animal* This is like Scary Movie 2 all over again... Everyone except Sonic- O-o What? Sonic- YOU HEARD ME! Maki- *slaps Sonic* CALM DOWN, YOU PANSY! Sonic- I AM NOT A FUCKING PANSY, DAMMIT! _ Kindra- *sounding like Captian Kirk to relieve so stress from the group* We must find a way to stop this madness! *sounds like regular self* I SAY WE BLOW THEM AWAY WITH A RPG! Shadow- A role playing game? Maki and Kindra- NO, YOU DOUCHE BAG! Kindra- A RPG is a rapid propeled grenade. Since it takes to long to say, they ARMY shortened to RPG. Shadow and Sonic- *anime starry eyes* I love you! YOU KICK ASS!
~~~~CLIFFHANGER~~~~ Yeah, well... the first part of the Death Fart.... I'll update this story in a few days... Got the Net back... WHOOO! But, yeah... What's gonna happen next... Read and Reveiw... You know the rest...