A/N: And life continues to inhibit my writing abilities. It's rare when I
can make the time to write, sadly, so be happy I wrote the next chapter
THIS soon. ^_^ Sorry about the wait...again... Enough apologizing and
more writing! ^_^
Disclaimer: Oh yeah...this thing. Why do I bother with it? Maybe they'll shut me down if I don't...EEK...ok... I haven't had the time to acquire enough money or power to purchase a highly popular show about my favorite samurai. SO THERE! *sticks out tongue* I don't even own the keyboard I'm typing this on. @_@
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Chapter 4: What Ever Happened to Blackjack Spike?
Spike & Kenshin: *walking into dojo*
Everyone else: *outside, swimming pointlessly, since they aren't part of what's going on inside*
Spike: Are you sure you're ready for this, Battousai?
Kenshin: ...
Spike: *smirks*
Spike & Kenshin: *turn corner* *see a card table and Yumi*
Kenshin: Miss Yumi...I am not surprised to see you here, but-
Yumi: What did you call me?!
Kenshin: Oro? I called you Yumi-dono, that I-
Yumi: MY NAME IS NOT YUMI!
Kenshin: Well, you bare a VERY close resemblance to-
Yumi-like person: TO WHO, MIGHT I ASK?!
Kenshin: I would appreciate it if you would stop cutting me-
Yumi-like person: WELL, SPIT IT OUT AND I'LL STOP INTERRUPTING!
Spike: Hey, now...don't worry so much about it. Battousai, here, just thinks you bare a striking resemblance to Yumi.
Kenshin: So...might I ask who you are?
Yumi-like person: ...
Spike: Just tell him your name so we can continue with our game.
Yumi-like person: ...Faye...
Megumi: Why am I not surprised? He had to put Spike in here, so OF COURSE he had to put Faye in as well. That's just proof that he lacks creativity and realizes the horrifying fact that Spike, Shishio, Faye, and Yumi all... @_@
Faye & Spike: O_o
Kenshin: -_-;
Spike: What are you blabbering about? AND WHEN DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
Megumi: O_O *edges out of the dojo*
Faye: *cringes teeth* I already don't like her.
Spike: ENOUGH INTERRUPTIONS!
Faye: I agree...the people here are very strange. *stretches* Ok...ready for this, Battousai?
Kenshin: ...
Spike: Why don't you just say something for a change?
Kenshin: ...
Spike: *smacks forehead* Fine...Faye, just deal.
Kenshin: *staring*
Faye: *deals out cards*
Kenshin: *falls flat on face, needle protruding from back*
Spike & Faye: O_O
Kenshin: X_X
Spike & Faye: *get closer*
Faye: Is he dead? *pokes Kenshin's back*
Spike: Well, I guess that means we won. *laughs*
Faye: But is he still alive?
Spike: Who knows...I think Shishio would be proud of us.
Booming voice from above: *places Shishio next to Spike*
Spike: So, you're back.
Shishio: So I am... What happened to the Battousai? Did you kill him?
Spike: *smirks* With ease. See that syringe in his back?
Shishio: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO KILL HIM! YOU IDIOT! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY ALIVE! YOU'VE CHANGED THE FABRIC OF TIME! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE NOW! AHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of dojo*
Spike: O_o What's his problem?
Booming voice from above: You've altered the direction of time. Kenshin wasn't meant to...well...forget it. You were all doomed from the start.
Faye: HEY! WAIT A MIN-
Booming voice: SILENCE, WENCH! *erases Faye*
Spike: O_O Anything I can do for you, oh powerful voice from the unknown beyond?
Booming voice: PREACH THE MIGHTINESS OF MY POWER TO...er... Well, ya know what? Just tell them to do what I say or I will wipe you all from the fabrics of time, ok? For now, I'm going out for a cappuccino. CIAO! *leaves*
Spike: O...k... Well, I suppose I'd better do what he says.
Kenshin: X_X
Spike: *looks at Kenshin* *shudders* *leaves for the pool*
(outside)
Everyone: *still swimming pointlessly, like they have nothing better to do*
Spike: WHY ARE YOU ALL SWIMMING POINTLESSLY?! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?!
Kaoru: Well, according to Newton's law of smashed turnips, the point of yodeling no longer applies.
Hiko: Yes, the accordion from New Orleans lost its playing cards in a bet with a Spanish poodle during the Cold War.
Spike: My god...it's as though they've... *queue Twilight Zone music* THEY'VE LOST THEIR MINDS!
From out of nowhere: *DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM!*
Megumi: *from inside dojo...peeking outside* Yes, that's it. *taps fingers together, maniacally* As if they've lost their minds. Heheheheheh.
Spike: Did you have something to do with Kenshin as well?
Megumi: EEK! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?!
Spike: Well, you're standing right behind me, and you're not even TRYING to be quiet. So, naturally, I would hear you.
Megumi: ...*runs*...
Spike: DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN! I HAD TO DO THIS WITH EIN! *chases Megumi*
Music: *queue Tank (opening Cowboy Bebop theme song)*
Spike: HOLD THE MUSIC!
Music: *quits*...but that was a good song. *sobs*
Spike: Oh, shut up.
Megumi: *running...*
Spike: *running...* Where are we going?
Megumi: *stops suddenly*
Spike: *runs into her* OOF!
Megumi: Well...considering that we haven't kept track, and the amount of time we've been running...
Spike: WHERE ARE WE?!
Megumi: We're in...
Spike: ...
Megumi: OH! *smiles* We're in Taiwan! *giggles*
Spike: TAIWAN?! WE CAN'T BE IN TAIWAN! WE WOULD HAVE RAN ACROSS THE SEA FOR THAT!
Megumi: Well, look behind you.
Spike: *looks behind him* *sees an open sea* O_O Oh hell...did we really?
Megumi: *giggles* Told ya.
Spike: *cringes teeth* You DO realize we need to get back to the dojo soon. YOU NEED TO CURE EVERYONE OF THEIR VEGETABLE STATE!
Megumi: What are you talking about? They were fine. I never did anything to them! STOP BLAMING ME! THE PRESSURE! AH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! AHHHHHHH! *jumps in water*
Spike: I suppose I just proved my point... oh well...I guess I'll take a plane back to... AH! THIS IS THE MEIJI ERA! THERE ARE NO...ok, calm down. I'll find something... *looks around*
Megumi: *floats to surface*
Spike: I need a boat or something. *sees Megumi* Maybe...UG! NO! *shakes head* That wouldn't be right. Well, I guess I'd better go inland and find something worth my time.
(back at the dojo)
Booming voice from above: HEY! I'M BACK WITH MY CAPPUCCINO! ...Spike? SPIKE! Where did you go? *sigh* Fine...I'll just vanquish him next time I see him. *sips cappuccino* *stares at audience* Well...I guess this would be a good time to end the chapter, don't you think? *awaits audience's response* *hears crickets* Fine...I'll just end it...
NOW
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A/N: Yes, I've lost my mind... If you hadn't realized that by now, you've lost YOUR mind. ^_^ LADIDADIDA! GENOCIDE! LADIDADIDA! AN OCEAN OF BLOOD! LET'S BEGIN THE KILLING TIME! WOOHOO! ^_^ Ah...the joys of violent, gruesome songs. OH, about the story...I have NO clue where I'm going with this. I never HAVE had a clue about it. I'm just going along as it goes...no direction, just lack of sanity. That's it...just an ocean of craziness. That's me, actually...crazy in the head, though my outer appearance doesn't show it...sometimes. BWAHAHAHAH! MUAHAHAHA! *ahem* AAAANYWAY, I just want to say..."PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME, KIND REVIEWERS! I DID MY BEST TO MAKE IT ALL TOO CRAZY TO UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN!"
As for all my reviewers...sorry I can't respond to each of you individually. I'm busy at the moment and I want to get this on the site as soon as...wait...IT'S ALREADY ON THE SITE! ANYWAY, I just want to thank you all...I'm glad you've liked it. ^_^ Although some of you have points...and I haven't ignored some of the other characters. Sorry I haven't added them yet. I'll get to it. For example...Usui and Anji...Kamatari. Some others that haven't come to mind at the moment.
See you next chapter! ^_^
Disclaimer: Oh yeah...this thing. Why do I bother with it? Maybe they'll shut me down if I don't...EEK...ok... I haven't had the time to acquire enough money or power to purchase a highly popular show about my favorite samurai. SO THERE! *sticks out tongue* I don't even own the keyboard I'm typing this on. @_@
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Chapter 4: What Ever Happened to Blackjack Spike?
Spike & Kenshin: *walking into dojo*
Everyone else: *outside, swimming pointlessly, since they aren't part of what's going on inside*
Spike: Are you sure you're ready for this, Battousai?
Kenshin: ...
Spike: *smirks*
Spike & Kenshin: *turn corner* *see a card table and Yumi*
Kenshin: Miss Yumi...I am not surprised to see you here, but-
Yumi: What did you call me?!
Kenshin: Oro? I called you Yumi-dono, that I-
Yumi: MY NAME IS NOT YUMI!
Kenshin: Well, you bare a VERY close resemblance to-
Yumi-like person: TO WHO, MIGHT I ASK?!
Kenshin: I would appreciate it if you would stop cutting me-
Yumi-like person: WELL, SPIT IT OUT AND I'LL STOP INTERRUPTING!
Spike: Hey, now...don't worry so much about it. Battousai, here, just thinks you bare a striking resemblance to Yumi.
Kenshin: So...might I ask who you are?
Yumi-like person: ...
Spike: Just tell him your name so we can continue with our game.
Yumi-like person: ...Faye...
Megumi: Why am I not surprised? He had to put Spike in here, so OF COURSE he had to put Faye in as well. That's just proof that he lacks creativity and realizes the horrifying fact that Spike, Shishio, Faye, and Yumi all... @_@
Faye & Spike: O_o
Kenshin: -_-;
Spike: What are you blabbering about? AND WHEN DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
Megumi: O_O *edges out of the dojo*
Faye: *cringes teeth* I already don't like her.
Spike: ENOUGH INTERRUPTIONS!
Faye: I agree...the people here are very strange. *stretches* Ok...ready for this, Battousai?
Kenshin: ...
Spike: Why don't you just say something for a change?
Kenshin: ...
Spike: *smacks forehead* Fine...Faye, just deal.
Kenshin: *staring*
Faye: *deals out cards*
Kenshin: *falls flat on face, needle protruding from back*
Spike & Faye: O_O
Kenshin: X_X
Spike & Faye: *get closer*
Faye: Is he dead? *pokes Kenshin's back*
Spike: Well, I guess that means we won. *laughs*
Faye: But is he still alive?
Spike: Who knows...I think Shishio would be proud of us.
Booming voice from above: *places Shishio next to Spike*
Spike: So, you're back.
Shishio: So I am... What happened to the Battousai? Did you kill him?
Spike: *smirks* With ease. See that syringe in his back?
Shishio: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO KILL HIM! YOU IDIOT! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY ALIVE! YOU'VE CHANGED THE FABRIC OF TIME! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE NOW! AHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of dojo*
Spike: O_o What's his problem?
Booming voice from above: You've altered the direction of time. Kenshin wasn't meant to...well...forget it. You were all doomed from the start.
Faye: HEY! WAIT A MIN-
Booming voice: SILENCE, WENCH! *erases Faye*
Spike: O_O Anything I can do for you, oh powerful voice from the unknown beyond?
Booming voice: PREACH THE MIGHTINESS OF MY POWER TO...er... Well, ya know what? Just tell them to do what I say or I will wipe you all from the fabrics of time, ok? For now, I'm going out for a cappuccino. CIAO! *leaves*
Spike: O...k... Well, I suppose I'd better do what he says.
Kenshin: X_X
Spike: *looks at Kenshin* *shudders* *leaves for the pool*
(outside)
Everyone: *still swimming pointlessly, like they have nothing better to do*
Spike: WHY ARE YOU ALL SWIMMING POINTLESSLY?! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?!
Kaoru: Well, according to Newton's law of smashed turnips, the point of yodeling no longer applies.
Hiko: Yes, the accordion from New Orleans lost its playing cards in a bet with a Spanish poodle during the Cold War.
Spike: My god...it's as though they've... *queue Twilight Zone music* THEY'VE LOST THEIR MINDS!
From out of nowhere: *DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM!*
Megumi: *from inside dojo...peeking outside* Yes, that's it. *taps fingers together, maniacally* As if they've lost their minds. Heheheheheh.
Spike: Did you have something to do with Kenshin as well?
Megumi: EEK! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?!
Spike: Well, you're standing right behind me, and you're not even TRYING to be quiet. So, naturally, I would hear you.
Megumi: ...*runs*...
Spike: DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN! I HAD TO DO THIS WITH EIN! *chases Megumi*
Music: *queue Tank (opening Cowboy Bebop theme song)*
Spike: HOLD THE MUSIC!
Music: *quits*...but that was a good song. *sobs*
Spike: Oh, shut up.
Megumi: *running...*
Spike: *running...* Where are we going?
Megumi: *stops suddenly*
Spike: *runs into her* OOF!
Megumi: Well...considering that we haven't kept track, and the amount of time we've been running...
Spike: WHERE ARE WE?!
Megumi: We're in...
Spike: ...
Megumi: OH! *smiles* We're in Taiwan! *giggles*
Spike: TAIWAN?! WE CAN'T BE IN TAIWAN! WE WOULD HAVE RAN ACROSS THE SEA FOR THAT!
Megumi: Well, look behind you.
Spike: *looks behind him* *sees an open sea* O_O Oh hell...did we really?
Megumi: *giggles* Told ya.
Spike: *cringes teeth* You DO realize we need to get back to the dojo soon. YOU NEED TO CURE EVERYONE OF THEIR VEGETABLE STATE!
Megumi: What are you talking about? They were fine. I never did anything to them! STOP BLAMING ME! THE PRESSURE! AH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! AHHHHHHH! *jumps in water*
Spike: I suppose I just proved my point... oh well...I guess I'll take a plane back to... AH! THIS IS THE MEIJI ERA! THERE ARE NO...ok, calm down. I'll find something... *looks around*
Megumi: *floats to surface*
Spike: I need a boat or something. *sees Megumi* Maybe...UG! NO! *shakes head* That wouldn't be right. Well, I guess I'd better go inland and find something worth my time.
(back at the dojo)
Booming voice from above: HEY! I'M BACK WITH MY CAPPUCCINO! ...Spike? SPIKE! Where did you go? *sigh* Fine...I'll just vanquish him next time I see him. *sips cappuccino* *stares at audience* Well...I guess this would be a good time to end the chapter, don't you think? *awaits audience's response* *hears crickets* Fine...I'll just end it...
NOW
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A/N: Yes, I've lost my mind... If you hadn't realized that by now, you've lost YOUR mind. ^_^ LADIDADIDA! GENOCIDE! LADIDADIDA! AN OCEAN OF BLOOD! LET'S BEGIN THE KILLING TIME! WOOHOO! ^_^ Ah...the joys of violent, gruesome songs. OH, about the story...I have NO clue where I'm going with this. I never HAVE had a clue about it. I'm just going along as it goes...no direction, just lack of sanity. That's it...just an ocean of craziness. That's me, actually...crazy in the head, though my outer appearance doesn't show it...sometimes. BWAHAHAHAH! MUAHAHAHA! *ahem* AAAANYWAY, I just want to say..."PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME, KIND REVIEWERS! I DID MY BEST TO MAKE IT ALL TOO CRAZY TO UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN!"
As for all my reviewers...sorry I can't respond to each of you individually. I'm busy at the moment and I want to get this on the site as soon as...wait...IT'S ALREADY ON THE SITE! ANYWAY, I just want to thank you all...I'm glad you've liked it. ^_^ Although some of you have points...and I haven't ignored some of the other characters. Sorry I haven't added them yet. I'll get to it. For example...Usui and Anji...Kamatari. Some others that haven't come to mind at the moment.
See you next chapter! ^_^