News reporter- Last time on 'The Death Fart', Amy and Eggman wanted to
get married. Everyone except Rouge, had a big fit about it. Appearently,
Rouge had some of Eggman too... I wonder if she gave him a dieaese... She
gave me one...
Director- SHE GAVE ME A RASH!
All of the male crew people and one female- LET'S KILL HER!
Maki- NO DAMMIT! *shoots a lightning bolt all them, then sets them on fire*
The people- Sorry, Makio-san! *bows*
Maki- That's better...
~!* Amy sat in Eggman's room waiting for him on the bed, while wearing very scantly* clothes *!~ (*Scantly- very little of)
Amy- What is he doing? Eggman! Eggman- *in the bathroom* Just a second! Maki, Sonic, Kindra, Shadow, Rouge, Knuckles and Tails- *outside the door listening, intently* Maki- *mouthing* Knuckles, here take this camera, and climb in the vent. Everyone else, pull out their mini t.vs that look like palm pilots...* Everyone- *does so* Knuckles- *climbs through the vent, above Eggman's room. talking into microphone* Okay.. I'm here... Maki- *talking into microphone* Good.. Turn t.v's... ON! Everyone- *turns the t.vs on, while Knuckles starts recording* Amy- *waiting* HURRY UP! Eggman- (A/N: This image may burn your eyes... I am not held responsible... You want to read it...) *walks out wearing a yellow g- string and a bow tie* Everyone elese outside- O_____O!!!! *mouthing* HOLY SHIT! Amy- O.o Oh, my... So cute! C'mere, Big Fella! Eggman- *falls onto Amy, and they.... Start.... doing... stuff..._* Knuckles- Maki... Can I stop please? I can't take it any more! Maki- Be strong, Knux.... If you continue, I'll give you something in return... Knuckles- o.o Ooh.. Right... *contiunes to video tape*
!72 HOURS LATER!
Maki- God damn, that long?!
Eggman and Amy- *holding each other, asleep* Knuckles- *out of the vent, scooping his eyes out with a ladle, and then regenerating some new ones* WHOO! The bad image is gone! So, Maki, what's my gift...? Maki- ¬_¬ You were expecting something? Knuckles- But...? Kindra- Let's get out of here... What if they wake up? Sonic- Good point... Let's go to my house, and play Twister! Shadow- Can it be Water Twister? Sonic- ^_^ SURE!
~~!!** Everyone is at Sonic's house, playing Water Twister. The rules of this game: The girls have to be wearing all white. The guys have to be wearing white pants. Play this game on a trampoline, with a sprinkler underneath and/or above the players. Safety tips: Play this game outside, and at sunset. **!!~~
Kindra- *looking at Shadow* O_O GOD DAMN! Shadow... Me and you and gonna play house, okay? *winks* Shadow- I wanna be the mom! Kindra- O_o; Sonic- *looking at Maki- .... *blushes* Maki- *blinks, and sits out* This game sucks.. AND I'M COLD! LET'S PLAY.... zzzzz *falls over* Sonic- *crawls over to her, and lays next to Maki* Alright... Kindra and Shadow- *in the den... playing house...Kindra's yelling Shadow's name, and he's yelling her's* Sonic and Maki- *asleep on the trampoline* Knuckles and Rouge- *playing Bullshit*
COMMMERCIALS!
*You sit there flipping through channels and this one commercial catches your ears, and your eyes* Announcer- Hey, kids! Do you relise that the hot dogs you eat, don't have any dog in them? *a big ass thing of hot dogs pops out of nowhere, with a cute little white doggy on the front* Well, now you can! Just try Menchi Dogs! Their made of real dog! *announcer gives you two anime thumbs up* The price for these delilious dogs use to be $1.10 per pack. Now there only $1.09 per pack! *some kids pop up, eating a Menchi Dog, and smiling happily* Now, Moms' won't have to worry about what people put into hot dogs, because these hot dogs, only have one ingredent. DOG! *the music gets louder. It's funky techno with a little bit of jazz*
*You stop dancing to the music and starting flipping through the channels again* You- What's this? Announcer- Are you tired of having the same old icky tasting soup, with stuff you don't know what's in it, and looks like a whole bunch of shit? Well, now, there's CREAM OF MECHI SOUP! It's made up of all dog meat, and it has a sauce which is made up if the grease when the dog meat was made! *a family pops out of nowhere, eating Menchi Soup* So now, you know what's in your soup, and it's not dog shit! *announcer gives you two anime thumbs up* This lovly can of CREAM OF MENCHI SOUP use to be $1.10, now it's only $1.09! Buy some now! *some music comes on. It sounds like the same music from the other one, excpet it kinda sounds like the death song...* *And you, being so gullible, get dressed, and go out to buy some Menchi Dogs, and Cream Of Menchi.*
TO THE SHOW!
~~~!!!*** The next day, when everyone was awake, they all got dressed, and put the tape onto a website***!!!~~~ Maki- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH AMY! Sonic- *blinks, and huggles* I love you... Maki- *blinks, and huggles back* I love you, too! Kindra- *unruffles hair* Somehow, playing house, turned into wrestling... Shadow- *rubs eyes* Yeah... it was fun though... Kindra- YOU ARE A ONE MINUTE MAN! Shadow- It's not my fault you fell asleep in 30 seconds... Everyone- OOOOOOH! DIS! Kindra- SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! Maki- Or else what? Kindra- *gulps* Maki- That's what I thought... Rouge- *sitting there* I am so bored... Knuckles- I wanna get something to eat... Maki- *sits up* HOW 'BOUT PIZZA!? Everyone- Old Maki- CHICKEN!? Everyone- Evil Maki- BURGERS!? Everyone- Nasty Maki- CHINESE?! Tails- I WANT SOME CHO MAIN! Kindra- ORANGE CHIKEN! Knuckles- CHEESE WONTONS! Sonic- BEEF AND BROCIOLI! Shadow- LOBSTER! Rouge- SHRIMP! Maki- And some Cho Main for me too... plus a lot of chicken fried rice... hey, wait... Kindra, I thought you didn't want any chicken... Kindra- Not fried KFC chicken.... Maki- -_-
~~!!** In Eggman's chamber room... **!!~~ Amy- *wakes up, and looks over* O__O HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT WAS I THINKING! *runs out, while putting some clothes on* Eggman- *wakes up, and looks over* Love... Amy? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills self* Metal Sonic- *comes out of the closet, with white stuff on his hands* Whoa... that was cool.... Very hardcore... *looks at hands* That's the last time I paint the closet with white paint.... *walks into the bathroom, past a dead Eggaman, then comes out two seconds later* WHOOO HE IS DEAD! NO DEATH FART! YEAH!!!! *dances* GOD IS GOOD!
~~~!!!*** At Sonic's place..... ***!!!~~~ Amy- *knocks on the door* LEMME IIIIIIN! Kindra- *opens the door* Oh... It's you... *gets ready to slam the door* Amy- WAIT! *puts foot in front of the door* I'M SORRY! Maki- *comes up behind Kindra* Kindra-chan.. hurry... I can't wait any longer! I'm getting antsy! Kindra- ...*sighs* Oh, alright... Come in, Amy... AIYE! DON'T PULL ME!! Maki- *pulling Kindra away, and into a room, and slams it shut*
~!* Amy sat in Eggman's room waiting for him on the bed, while wearing very scantly* clothes *!~ (*Scantly- very little of)
Amy- What is he doing? Eggman! Eggman- *in the bathroom* Just a second! Maki, Sonic, Kindra, Shadow, Rouge, Knuckles and Tails- *outside the door listening, intently* Maki- *mouthing* Knuckles, here take this camera, and climb in the vent. Everyone else, pull out their mini t.vs that look like palm pilots...* Everyone- *does so* Knuckles- *climbs through the vent, above Eggman's room. talking into microphone* Okay.. I'm here... Maki- *talking into microphone* Good.. Turn t.v's... ON! Everyone- *turns the t.vs on, while Knuckles starts recording* Amy- *waiting* HURRY UP! Eggman- (A/N: This image may burn your eyes... I am not held responsible... You want to read it...) *walks out wearing a yellow g- string and a bow tie* Everyone elese outside- O_____O!!!! *mouthing* HOLY SHIT! Amy- O.o Oh, my... So cute! C'mere, Big Fella! Eggman- *falls onto Amy, and they.... Start.... doing... stuff..._* Knuckles- Maki... Can I stop please? I can't take it any more! Maki- Be strong, Knux.... If you continue, I'll give you something in return... Knuckles- o.o Ooh.. Right... *contiunes to video tape*
!72 HOURS LATER!
Maki- God damn, that long?!
Eggman and Amy- *holding each other, asleep* Knuckles- *out of the vent, scooping his eyes out with a ladle, and then regenerating some new ones* WHOO! The bad image is gone! So, Maki, what's my gift...? Maki- ¬_¬ You were expecting something? Knuckles- But...? Kindra- Let's get out of here... What if they wake up? Sonic- Good point... Let's go to my house, and play Twister! Shadow- Can it be Water Twister? Sonic- ^_^ SURE!
~~!!** Everyone is at Sonic's house, playing Water Twister. The rules of this game: The girls have to be wearing all white. The guys have to be wearing white pants. Play this game on a trampoline, with a sprinkler underneath and/or above the players. Safety tips: Play this game outside, and at sunset. **!!~~
Kindra- *looking at Shadow* O_O GOD DAMN! Shadow... Me and you and gonna play house, okay? *winks* Shadow- I wanna be the mom! Kindra- O_o; Sonic- *looking at Maki- .... *blushes* Maki- *blinks, and sits out* This game sucks.. AND I'M COLD! LET'S PLAY.... zzzzz *falls over* Sonic- *crawls over to her, and lays next to Maki* Alright... Kindra and Shadow- *in the den... playing house...Kindra's yelling Shadow's name, and he's yelling her's* Sonic and Maki- *asleep on the trampoline* Knuckles and Rouge- *playing Bullshit*
COMMMERCIALS!
*You sit there flipping through channels and this one commercial catches your ears, and your eyes* Announcer- Hey, kids! Do you relise that the hot dogs you eat, don't have any dog in them? *a big ass thing of hot dogs pops out of nowhere, with a cute little white doggy on the front* Well, now you can! Just try Menchi Dogs! Their made of real dog! *announcer gives you two anime thumbs up* The price for these delilious dogs use to be $1.10 per pack. Now there only $1.09 per pack! *some kids pop up, eating a Menchi Dog, and smiling happily* Now, Moms' won't have to worry about what people put into hot dogs, because these hot dogs, only have one ingredent. DOG! *the music gets louder. It's funky techno with a little bit of jazz*
*You stop dancing to the music and starting flipping through the channels again* You- What's this? Announcer- Are you tired of having the same old icky tasting soup, with stuff you don't know what's in it, and looks like a whole bunch of shit? Well, now, there's CREAM OF MECHI SOUP! It's made up of all dog meat, and it has a sauce which is made up if the grease when the dog meat was made! *a family pops out of nowhere, eating Menchi Soup* So now, you know what's in your soup, and it's not dog shit! *announcer gives you two anime thumbs up* This lovly can of CREAM OF MENCHI SOUP use to be $1.10, now it's only $1.09! Buy some now! *some music comes on. It sounds like the same music from the other one, excpet it kinda sounds like the death song...* *And you, being so gullible, get dressed, and go out to buy some Menchi Dogs, and Cream Of Menchi.*
TO THE SHOW!
~~~!!!*** The next day, when everyone was awake, they all got dressed, and put the tape onto a website***!!!~~~ Maki- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH AMY! Sonic- *blinks, and huggles* I love you... Maki- *blinks, and huggles back* I love you, too! Kindra- *unruffles hair* Somehow, playing house, turned into wrestling... Shadow- *rubs eyes* Yeah... it was fun though... Kindra- YOU ARE A ONE MINUTE MAN! Shadow- It's not my fault you fell asleep in 30 seconds... Everyone- OOOOOOH! DIS! Kindra- SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! Maki- Or else what? Kindra- *gulps* Maki- That's what I thought... Rouge- *sitting there* I am so bored... Knuckles- I wanna get something to eat... Maki- *sits up* HOW 'BOUT PIZZA!? Everyone- Old Maki- CHICKEN!? Everyone- Evil Maki- BURGERS!? Everyone- Nasty Maki- CHINESE?! Tails- I WANT SOME CHO MAIN! Kindra- ORANGE CHIKEN! Knuckles- CHEESE WONTONS! Sonic- BEEF AND BROCIOLI! Shadow- LOBSTER! Rouge- SHRIMP! Maki- And some Cho Main for me too... plus a lot of chicken fried rice... hey, wait... Kindra, I thought you didn't want any chicken... Kindra- Not fried KFC chicken.... Maki- -_-
~~!!** In Eggman's chamber room... **!!~~ Amy- *wakes up, and looks over* O__O HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT WAS I THINKING! *runs out, while putting some clothes on* Eggman- *wakes up, and looks over* Love... Amy? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills self* Metal Sonic- *comes out of the closet, with white stuff on his hands* Whoa... that was cool.... Very hardcore... *looks at hands* That's the last time I paint the closet with white paint.... *walks into the bathroom, past a dead Eggaman, then comes out two seconds later* WHOOO HE IS DEAD! NO DEATH FART! YEAH!!!! *dances* GOD IS GOOD!
~~~!!!*** At Sonic's place..... ***!!!~~~ Amy- *knocks on the door* LEMME IIIIIIN! Kindra- *opens the door* Oh... It's you... *gets ready to slam the door* Amy- WAIT! *puts foot in front of the door* I'M SORRY! Maki- *comes up behind Kindra* Kindra-chan.. hurry... I can't wait any longer! I'm getting antsy! Kindra- ...*sighs* Oh, alright... Come in, Amy... AIYE! DON'T PULL ME!! Maki- *pulling Kindra away, and into a room, and slams it shut*