What Was Asked Of Jeeves, On March 5, 2002.
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Where can I find blood larva and burlap on short notice?
What kind of wedding gift comes with tentacles?
What remedy is good for sobering up drunken idiots before I have to break their bones or possibly remove parts of their body to keep them from groping me in an inappropriate fashion?
Can the future be changed?
Will I inevitably become a bitter old man who makes his family miserable?
Is there any way to heal a heart that has been ripped into tiny pieces and stomped on by the person I trusted most?
Is there ever a happy ending?
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A/N: This drabble was written as a response to the 09/21/2003 sunday100 challenge here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/sunday100/505825.html. The challenge was to write a drabble using a title from this list: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/.
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Where can I find blood larva and burlap on short notice?
What kind of wedding gift comes with tentacles?
What remedy is good for sobering up drunken idiots before I have to break their bones or possibly remove parts of their body to keep them from groping me in an inappropriate fashion?
Can the future be changed?
Will I inevitably become a bitter old man who makes his family miserable?
Is there any way to heal a heart that has been ripped into tiny pieces and stomped on by the person I trusted most?
Is there ever a happy ending?
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A/N: This drabble was written as a response to the 09/21/2003 sunday100 challenge here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/sunday100/505825.html. The challenge was to write a drabble using a title from this list: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/.