Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own them. They own me! :)
All this is random silliness I made up. Or did it happen last Saturday oh well,
I'm bad with memory. Thanks Christi-Chan for the encouragement! :)
Author's note: Please Read and review. Pllleeeeaaase! P.S. I'm just Kitten in this.
Setting{Erik's home} We hear lovely singing.
Erik:[holding a stitch doll is singing to it.] Somewhere over the rainbow
Stitch is blue, I wish I lived over the rainbow, Instead of being written about by a
Bitc....
Kitten: Oh, ErikyPoo :)
Erik: How many times did I tell you not to call me that!
Kitten: Fifty six. And ninety eight times to not call you PhantomWantom and
twentythree not to call you Erishishywishy. ;)
Erik: T_T How did you find me?
Kitten: I'm a phan, whad'ya expect? All I have to do wiggle my nose or blink. And
I'm there. Were you singing to your doll?
Erik: It's a soft action figure! And, no I wasn't singing.
Nadir: Yes, you were, I've been back here for an hour. You forgot about today,
Didn't you? [Nadir is carrying boxes and has Christine and Raoul behind him]
Erik: O_o* I almost, but thanks for reminding me! Today is the day I make
Money off my fans! [laughs evilly] Mawhahahaha. [Kitten doesn't believe him]
Nadir: Wow, Erik your mask sure looks sparkily clean! [commercial music starts]
Erik: Well, thank you, Nadir. I owe it to...
Both Nadir and Erik: Oxymask![Erik] Say, Kitten you collect masks for an odd
reason. You could use this at only 19.99
Raoul: oooo,I wan it!
Nadir: Which reminds me, How do you get that terrible fop smell out of your Punjab
Lasso?
Erik: Why, I use Punjabfresh. All you do is wash your lasso with this and it comes
Out smelling like fresh laundry....In springtime. Act now we'll throw this made up
Offer in free with Oxymask. [I buy two boxes. Christine gets it for free ;), And Raoul
Spent all his money on sixty boxes and ate them.]
Christine: Why do you want this thing[she picks up stitch doll]
Erik: Why did I want it? [he throws it away but Raoul saves it and starts hugging it]
Kitten: I made you want it so the fop would want it and when he got it there'd be
Some peace.
Nadir: Why not just give it to him straight off?
Kitten: O_O Why don't I think of the easy ways.
Christine: Great, I hope he doesn't put it in the bath with him like all his other toys.
All: O_o Why do you know that?
Christine: Every day Meg, Mde. Giry, or I flip heads or tails to see who has to
Clean his tub out, if we don't he'll sit on them and they'll go up his as...
Erik: Stop with the information Nadir is already vomiting.
Christine: Well, You don't know what its like to have him steal a giga pet that Kitten
Got me then find out where it is!
Kitten: Change of subject, it was funny on Jackass but this involves my things.
[takes off Erik's mask {all:O_O}]
Christine: Someones gonna get it.
Erik: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW MY RULES!
Kitten: Well I heard what you look like, I just wanted to see you silly :)
And you look a lot like Jack Skellington, The cutest dead guy animated!
Erik: Who? [ Kitten realizes they never seen Nightmare b4 Christmas so, she makes
Them watch it]
Erik: I do look a little like that don't I? [all nod]
Christine: Well I thought the rag doll Sally was adorable.
Kitten: You can get Jack and Sally stuff At HotTopic if you want.
All: Lets go to the mall.
Nadir: It's a good idea, We've got more money from Oxymask.
Raoul[just woke up cause he fell asleep befor the movie]: Come on, Chelsea,
I want a singing hamster.
Kitten: (gasps) YOU REVEALED MY NAME YOU MORON!
Christine: At least he didn't say your last name that would be dangerous.[Raoul
starts to open his mouth, but is gagged by Erik.
Kitten: At least my name isn't Ra-oul the ghoul! :)
Erik:{laughs} turns to the fop] That will stick to you for a long time.
Christine: You know I think I made a decision. Erik Do you wanna go steady?
Erik: HELL YES!
Christine: What on Earth was I thinking when I left with him, if I could do it all
Over, not only would I've chosen you, but I'd let you kill Raoul.
All: Too late now [The Fop is standing on his head] And we go to the mall and leave
Raoul there. The End
All this is random silliness I made up. Or did it happen last Saturday oh well,
I'm bad with memory. Thanks Christi-Chan for the encouragement! :)
Author's note: Please Read and review. Pllleeeeaaase! P.S. I'm just Kitten in this.
Setting{Erik's home} We hear lovely singing.
Erik:[holding a stitch doll is singing to it.] Somewhere over the rainbow
Stitch is blue, I wish I lived over the rainbow, Instead of being written about by a
Bitc....
Kitten: Oh, ErikyPoo :)
Erik: How many times did I tell you not to call me that!
Kitten: Fifty six. And ninety eight times to not call you PhantomWantom and
twentythree not to call you Erishishywishy. ;)
Erik: T_T How did you find me?
Kitten: I'm a phan, whad'ya expect? All I have to do wiggle my nose or blink. And
I'm there. Were you singing to your doll?
Erik: It's a soft action figure! And, no I wasn't singing.
Nadir: Yes, you were, I've been back here for an hour. You forgot about today,
Didn't you? [Nadir is carrying boxes and has Christine and Raoul behind him]
Erik: O_o* I almost, but thanks for reminding me! Today is the day I make
Money off my fans! [laughs evilly] Mawhahahaha. [Kitten doesn't believe him]
Nadir: Wow, Erik your mask sure looks sparkily clean! [commercial music starts]
Erik: Well, thank you, Nadir. I owe it to...
Both Nadir and Erik: Oxymask![Erik] Say, Kitten you collect masks for an odd
reason. You could use this at only 19.99
Raoul: oooo,I wan it!
Nadir: Which reminds me, How do you get that terrible fop smell out of your Punjab
Lasso?
Erik: Why, I use Punjabfresh. All you do is wash your lasso with this and it comes
Out smelling like fresh laundry....In springtime. Act now we'll throw this made up
Offer in free with Oxymask. [I buy two boxes. Christine gets it for free ;), And Raoul
Spent all his money on sixty boxes and ate them.]
Christine: Why do you want this thing[she picks up stitch doll]
Erik: Why did I want it? [he throws it away but Raoul saves it and starts hugging it]
Kitten: I made you want it so the fop would want it and when he got it there'd be
Some peace.
Nadir: Why not just give it to him straight off?
Kitten: O_O Why don't I think of the easy ways.
Christine: Great, I hope he doesn't put it in the bath with him like all his other toys.
All: O_o Why do you know that?
Christine: Every day Meg, Mde. Giry, or I flip heads or tails to see who has to
Clean his tub out, if we don't he'll sit on them and they'll go up his as...
Erik: Stop with the information Nadir is already vomiting.
Christine: Well, You don't know what its like to have him steal a giga pet that Kitten
Got me then find out where it is!
Kitten: Change of subject, it was funny on Jackass but this involves my things.
[takes off Erik's mask {all:O_O}]
Christine: Someones gonna get it.
Erik: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW MY RULES!
Kitten: Well I heard what you look like, I just wanted to see you silly :)
And you look a lot like Jack Skellington, The cutest dead guy animated!
Erik: Who? [ Kitten realizes they never seen Nightmare b4 Christmas so, she makes
Them watch it]
Erik: I do look a little like that don't I? [all nod]
Christine: Well I thought the rag doll Sally was adorable.
Kitten: You can get Jack and Sally stuff At HotTopic if you want.
All: Lets go to the mall.
Nadir: It's a good idea, We've got more money from Oxymask.
Raoul[just woke up cause he fell asleep befor the movie]: Come on, Chelsea,
I want a singing hamster.
Kitten: (gasps) YOU REVEALED MY NAME YOU MORON!
Christine: At least he didn't say your last name that would be dangerous.[Raoul
starts to open his mouth, but is gagged by Erik.
Kitten: At least my name isn't Ra-oul the ghoul! :)
Erik:{laughs} turns to the fop] That will stick to you for a long time.
Christine: You know I think I made a decision. Erik Do you wanna go steady?
Erik: HELL YES!
Christine: What on Earth was I thinking when I left with him, if I could do it all
Over, not only would I've chosen you, but I'd let you kill Raoul.
All: Too late now [The Fop is standing on his head] And we go to the mall and leave
Raoul there. The End