Author's Note: Thank you for all of your advice.
I bet some of you are wondering why I wrote 2 emails and only made Kurama
answer one. The reason I did that is because I'm lazy. I might make him
answer the other email this time or some other time. Or, I can make him
forget about the email because of his current "problem".
Yaya Keomi- I have considered you're suggestion but I'm not sure that Hiei would write to Kurama about the fight, Hiei listens to no one (I think). And I don't think that demons know how to type (the keyword is think).
Anonymous person manwomanthing (a friend of my who is plain weird but not as much as me ^ . ^)- I guess I could do that after I solve the problem they have right now but I'm not making any promises (I might forget since I have a short term memory).
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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Kuwabara: Cheep cheep, I'm a little birdy sitting in a tree and all I need now is my meatloaf on me.
Some kid: * looks in a dumpster and finds Kuwabara* Hey mister, what are you doing? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? .... Is that meatloaf on your head? Can I have it? Does it feel good? Can I try it on? Can I, can I?
Kuwabara: STOP TALKING TO ME YUSUKE, I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR CHICKEN! STOP SAYING THAT I DID BECAUSE IT'S ALL HIS FAULT * points at a rock and run away while screaming like an idiot*
Same some kid (too lazy to make up a name):... * Looks at his own pants*I just had an accident.
* Somewhere else*
Arisu: I think I'm going to eat a banana after I type this.
*Some other place*
*Toilet flushes* *Some other place*
Keiko: Now how are we going to help Kuwabara?
Yusuke: *raises hand*
Keiko: PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, IT'S MY TURN!!
Yusuke: *looks at Keiko and then at his hand and then at Keiko* Hey, you want to hear a story.
Kurama, Botan, and Keiko: NO!
Yusuke: Are you sure *saying this while he bat his eyelashes*
Kurama: *sighs* Yusuke, can we please focus at the task at hand?
Yusuke: Why?
*Lets move on while Kurama, Keiko, and Botan deal which Yusuke's stupidity*
Kuwabara: *walking (more like singing) with the meatloaf still attached to his head but now, it is a rotten, old chunk of meatloaf with a roll of toilet paper attached to it* I've been farting on the railroad all the fat old day. And when you hear me farting, you'll know something, something, yadda, yadda old day. And when you hear the butt blowing, something, something in the morning. And something, something, yadda, yadda, blah, blah, something, something the fat old day.
Everyone else on the street (those poor people, just had to hear him singing): *looks disturbed*
Some woman: *covering the eyes of some kid (gee, aren't they smart? The woman is covering the eyes of this kid because they're hearing a disturbed song)* Llets ggo nnow *picks up the kid and runs away like a crazy manic*.
Some guy: Call the mental hospital, there's an idiot on the loose.
Another guy: AHHHHH, MY EARS, IT BURNS!!
Kuwabara: * still walking like nothing has happened* la la la la la la la dee dee dee dee dee do
*Somewhere else- I'm sure you all would love to stay and hear more songs sang by Kuwabara but we all have to part from the "joys" of our life sometimes too*
Keiko: Understand *talking to Yusuke who is now tied to a chair* Yusuke: *nods*
Keiko: Ok, now, lets begin.
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Just so you know, Kuwabara is not that stupid. The only reason that he is like this is because he had a nervous break down and became stupid.
Yaya Keomi- I have considered you're suggestion but I'm not sure that Hiei would write to Kurama about the fight, Hiei listens to no one (I think). And I don't think that demons know how to type (the keyword is think).
Anonymous person manwomanthing (a friend of my who is plain weird but not as much as me ^ . ^)- I guess I could do that after I solve the problem they have right now but I'm not making any promises (I might forget since I have a short term memory).
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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Kuwabara: Cheep cheep, I'm a little birdy sitting in a tree and all I need now is my meatloaf on me.
Some kid: * looks in a dumpster and finds Kuwabara* Hey mister, what are you doing? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? Can I hear your song? Are you crazy? Do you have pants? Who are you? Is this fun? What are you singing? What are you looking at? .... Is that meatloaf on your head? Can I have it? Does it feel good? Can I try it on? Can I, can I?
Kuwabara: STOP TALKING TO ME YUSUKE, I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR CHICKEN! STOP SAYING THAT I DID BECAUSE IT'S ALL HIS FAULT * points at a rock and run away while screaming like an idiot*
Same some kid (too lazy to make up a name):... * Looks at his own pants*I just had an accident.
* Somewhere else*
Arisu: I think I'm going to eat a banana after I type this.
*Some other place*
*Toilet flushes* *Some other place*
Keiko: Now how are we going to help Kuwabara?
Yusuke: *raises hand*
Keiko: PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, IT'S MY TURN!!
Yusuke: *looks at Keiko and then at his hand and then at Keiko* Hey, you want to hear a story.
Kurama, Botan, and Keiko: NO!
Yusuke: Are you sure *saying this while he bat his eyelashes*
Kurama: *sighs* Yusuke, can we please focus at the task at hand?
Yusuke: Why?
*Lets move on while Kurama, Keiko, and Botan deal which Yusuke's stupidity*
Kuwabara: *walking (more like singing) with the meatloaf still attached to his head but now, it is a rotten, old chunk of meatloaf with a roll of toilet paper attached to it* I've been farting on the railroad all the fat old day. And when you hear me farting, you'll know something, something, yadda, yadda old day. And when you hear the butt blowing, something, something in the morning. And something, something, yadda, yadda, blah, blah, something, something the fat old day.
Everyone else on the street (those poor people, just had to hear him singing): *looks disturbed*
Some woman: *covering the eyes of some kid (gee, aren't they smart? The woman is covering the eyes of this kid because they're hearing a disturbed song)* Llets ggo nnow *picks up the kid and runs away like a crazy manic*.
Some guy: Call the mental hospital, there's an idiot on the loose.
Another guy: AHHHHH, MY EARS, IT BURNS!!
Kuwabara: * still walking like nothing has happened* la la la la la la la dee dee dee dee dee do
*Somewhere else- I'm sure you all would love to stay and hear more songs sang by Kuwabara but we all have to part from the "joys" of our life sometimes too*
Keiko: Understand *talking to Yusuke who is now tied to a chair* Yusuke: *nods*
Keiko: Ok, now, lets begin.
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Just so you know, Kuwabara is not that stupid. The only reason that he is like this is because he had a nervous break down and became stupid.