A/N: HEY ALL, HER, AS PROMISED IS MY CRUEL INTENTIONZ BUFFY STYLE! I WILL BE PUTTING THE NEW GUY ON HOLD BUT WILL BE UPDATING TRIANGLE REGULARLY.

OK HERE ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS FROM CRUEL INTENTIONZ AND NEXT TO THEM I WILL PUT THE CHARACTER FROM BUFFY THAT WILL BE THEM.

ANETTE: BUFFY (BLONDE HAIR AND THE ONE SPIKE FALLS IN LOVE WITH JUST AS IN CRUEL INTENTIONS.) SEBASTIAN: SPIKE (WHO BETTER FOR THE ROLE OF A SEX CRAZED FREAK THAT IS OBSESSED WITH BUFFY?) KATHERINE: CORDELIA (I CHOSE HER FOR HER BtVS BITCHINESS AND HAIR COLOUR, LOL.) CECILE: WILLOW (BECAUSE OF HER GEEKINESS) RONALD: OZ (HE IS WILLOW'S FIRST LOVE, PLUS I COULDN'T PUT TARA NOW COULD I?) COURT REYNOLDS: XANDER (IN SEASON 3 OF Buffy HE WAS THE ONE WILLO HAD A"MINOR AFFAIR" WITH)

(I'M SAD TO SAY THAT XANDER WILL NOT BE A MAIN PART IN THIS FIC BECAUSE OF HIS CHACRACTER STATUS)

NOTE TO ALL READERS: EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A CRUEL INTENTIONS STORY, I WILL NOT USE LINES FROM THE MOVIES EXCEPT FOR A QUOTES AND STUFF. AND I WILL MAKE IT MY OWN, I SEE A LOT OF TORIES LIKE 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU BUT Buffy STYLE AND I READ THEM AND I THINK, "GEE, IF I WANTED TO WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN I WOULD GO GET IT FROM THE TV UNIT AND WATCH IT. I DON'T WANT THIS STORY TO BE LIKE THAT. I WANT IT TO BE THE AS MOST ORIGINAL AS POSSIBLE.

THANKS, R&R! ENJOY!

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"I think Willow will fit in perfectly at Sunnydale Prep

Mrs. Rosenberg. She is just adorable." Cordelia put on

a fake smile to both Willow and her mother.

"Are there hot guys?" Willow asked, her mother

slapped her knee. "Ow!" Willow moaned, Cordelia

rolled her eyes then Mrs. Rosenberg looked to her,

she quickly turned her frown upside down. "There are

your usual bad apples, but most of the *men* that

matriculate at Sunnydale Prep are well rounded."

Cordelia said.

"Thank God, that step brother *Spike* of yours is one

of those bad apples if you don't mind me saying. After

what he did to the school nurse . . ." Mrs. Rosenberg

said disgustedly, "Actually I hear she is recovering

quite fine Mrs. Rosenberg." Spike had appeared

through the door, he made his way in, "Ah, you must

be Willow! What an adorable skirt!" Spike exclaimed,

"Thanks my dad got it for me when he went to

Australia." Willow said enthusiastically, she had her

legs spread ridiculously, Spike bent down, "How are

things down under by the way?" he said, Her mother

pushed Willow's legs together. "Spike!" Cordelia

warned. "Sorry, just a cute skirt is all!" he defended

himself. Cordelia put her hand inside her coat pocket

and pulled out a cross, Spike rolled his eyes because

he knew what she was about to say. "I know this

sound a bit dorky, but when I feel down, I turn to

God and he helps me through it." Cordelia said

beautifully, "Oh, that's lovely Cordelia dear." Mrs.

Rosenberg said with a hand on her heart.

"well we must be going, perhaps over this summer

break, you and Willow could get together and you

could tell her everything about Sunnydale Prep."

Willow's mom suggested. "That would be lovely,

really it would." Cordelia said, she escorted them out

of the mansion and returned upstairs.

"What is it? Asshole day at the Vermont house?"

Spike asked as Cordelia undid her conservative coat,

revealing a sexy top which didn't leave much to the

imagination. "It's not like I'm doing it out of the

kindness of my heart." Cordelia said filing a nail.

"then why are you doing it?" Spike asked without

much curiosity, "Remember Xander Harris? Well, I

went to a lot of trouble to pleasure him and then

guess who he dumped me for?" Cordelia said now

really pissed, Spike got a look on his face as if the

answer came to him, "Let me guess, Willow?" Spike

said sure that he was right. "That's correct, wow

Spike I think your brain cells have grown!" Cordelia

said clapping her hands sarcastically. "Well now can

we stop talking about your problems and talk about

mine?" Spike said staring off into space. "No!"

Cordelia said, Spike ignored her and continued, "I'm

sick of screwing these insipid Manhattan tarts!" Spike

said throwing a serviette to Cordelia which a name

and number had been written on it. At that moment

Cordelia had unscrewed the top of the cross she had

previously taken out of her pocket and sniffed up the

white powder in the little curve of its arm. She then

took the serviette and wiped her nose with it.

"Clarissa, call me." Spike said in a nasal girls voice.

"Shut up Spike! Listen to me; I need you to help me

with something-." Cordelia said, "And what would that

be?" Spike asked cutting her off before she rambled

on. "I need you to make Xander Harris jealous, your

mission is to deflower Willow of her virginity."

Cordelia took her perfect foot in the perfect pair of

heels and slid it up the inside of Spike's leg, "think

about it, cute butt-." Cordelia said her foot still

moving up, Spike cut her off, "I can't." he said

breathlessly. Cordelia's foot froze and then fell to the

floor, "Why not?" she asked angrily. "It's to easy, I

want to show you what a challenge really is." Spike

pulled out a magazine from his back pocket.

He threw it to Cordelia who was looking at her nails

and wondering what to do if one of them broke. She

picked up the magazine. "Thanks but I already know

what jeans fit my ass best." She said while rolling her

eyes. "Shut up and turn to page 34." Spike said and

then waited silently. After reading for 2 minutes, "Is

she for real?" Cordelia asked. "Apparently she is."

Spike said, he started scanning the words. "Boring

boring boring, 'I love my parents', boring boring

boring, oh here's something she has a boyfriend

named Trevor, 'Trevor and I have been going out for

a year, he understands.'" Spike finished reading

"Trevor is a fag." Cordelia said simply. "Now this is a

mission I would like to go on, deflowering a virgin

who simply doesn't want to be deflowered, she looks

smart too, won't fall for stupid tricks." Spike said.

Cordelia looked down at the petite blonde and

cringed. "Too bad she lives in L.A." Cordelia said sort

of relieved, "Nuh-uh, her father is the new

headmaster of Sunnydale Prep, she'll be staying with

my aunt Helen until her parents come out here."

Spike said with a smirk on his face.