Shade: Due to popular demand, here come's episode 2.
Disclaimer: You read it.
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Announcer: Welcome to the courtroom of Judge Yami! If you've got a problem, quit your whineing and let Judge Yami decide.
Baliff: Stand up! (audience stands)
Yami: Sit on your butts. Now then, onto our second case!
Announcer: Our second case is the People versus Tristan Taylor. (those people walk up the aisle) I hope one of them trips. (Tristan
trips on his own feet) That made me feel good.
Yami: Prosectors, state your reason for prosectuting Tristan.
Tea: We, the People, accuse Tristan of being a leather munching moron!
(audience is shocked)
Yami: These are seirous claims! Tristan, how do you plead?
(Tristan whispers to his lawyer)
Lawyer: Your honour, my client pleads 'Not Leather'!
Yami: You mean 'Not Guilty'?
Lawyer: No, he said leather.
Yami: (sighs) It's gonna be a loooooong day. Umm, prosecuters, bring in your first witness.
Tea: The People bring up... SHADE WOLF!!!
(Shade walks up the aisle and sits in the witnesses stand)
Shade: Yep, ask me anything.
Yami: Quiet you.
Shade: Righty oh then, Yami.
Yami: I said quiet! (bangs his gavel over Shades head)
Tea: Mr Wolf, if that is your REAL name-
Yami: Please don't copy from the last episode. It'll give us bad reviews.
Tea: Fine. Ok, Shade, is it true that you made eat leather Tristan in Yami-Ball-Z?
Shade: Yes. Yes I did.
Tea: And is it not true that you made him drool over 20 litres of saliva in the same series?
Shade: (starts to crack under this pressure) I did not do that!
Yami: Shade, I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE UNDER OATH!!!
Shade: But it was only 18 litres!
Tea: And is it not true that you murdered Walton Goggins in his sleep on the 29th of Feburary, 1993?!
Shade: (cracks) YES! I murdered him, and I've murdered twelve others you don't even know about!
Tristan: Objection!
(audience starts to talk amongst themselves)
Yami: (bangs his gavel) Order, people, ORDER!
Smart Arse Audience Member: I'll have a toasted ham and cheese sandwich!
Yami: Security, execute that man!
(security drags the man off, screaming is heard backstage)
Tea: No further questions, your honour.
Yami: Call me what you call me in bed, darling.
Tea: Yami! Not now!
Yami: Fine... Defendants, question away.
(Tristan stands up)
Tristan: (puts on glasses and picks up Yami-Ball-Z scripts) Mr Wolf, is it true that you like leather?
Shade: I enjoy most cattle products.
Tristan: THAT WAS NOT THE QUESTION! (whacks Shade with the scripts) ANSWER ME! (chews some leather)
Shade: This is irrelevent to the case!
Yami: One more outburst and you shall be stripped of all clothing!
(suddenly, the courtroom is packed with ladies)
Ladies: (chanting) Outburst, outburst, outburst...
Shade: Ladies, please!
Yami: Thats it, SECURITY!
(ex-nazis run in)
Ex-Nazis: Jawhol, mein furher?
Yami: Strip this man!
Ex-Nazis: Jawhol! (they rush forward and start stripping Shade)
Yami: I find in favour of the defendant!
Prosecuters: WHAT?!
Yami: In addition, all of the male prosecters must watch me and the female prosecuters have sweaty sex!
Tea and Mai: Yay!
Yugi, Joey, Weevil, Rex, Pegasus, Panik, Para, Dox, Bakura, Shadi and Grampa: Yay! We mean... damn.
Tristan: Leather for all!
Yami: Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing duel monsters!
(various duel monsters walk in dancing)
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Shade: Read and review! Suggest more cases!
Disclaimer: You read it.
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Announcer: Welcome to the courtroom of Judge Yami! If you've got a problem, quit your whineing and let Judge Yami decide.
Baliff: Stand up! (audience stands)
Yami: Sit on your butts. Now then, onto our second case!
Announcer: Our second case is the People versus Tristan Taylor. (those people walk up the aisle) I hope one of them trips. (Tristan
trips on his own feet) That made me feel good.
Yami: Prosectors, state your reason for prosectuting Tristan.
Tea: We, the People, accuse Tristan of being a leather munching moron!
(audience is shocked)
Yami: These are seirous claims! Tristan, how do you plead?
(Tristan whispers to his lawyer)
Lawyer: Your honour, my client pleads 'Not Leather'!
Yami: You mean 'Not Guilty'?
Lawyer: No, he said leather.
Yami: (sighs) It's gonna be a loooooong day. Umm, prosecuters, bring in your first witness.
Tea: The People bring up... SHADE WOLF!!!
(Shade walks up the aisle and sits in the witnesses stand)
Shade: Yep, ask me anything.
Yami: Quiet you.
Shade: Righty oh then, Yami.
Yami: I said quiet! (bangs his gavel over Shades head)
Tea: Mr Wolf, if that is your REAL name-
Yami: Please don't copy from the last episode. It'll give us bad reviews.
Tea: Fine. Ok, Shade, is it true that you made eat leather Tristan in Yami-Ball-Z?
Shade: Yes. Yes I did.
Tea: And is it not true that you made him drool over 20 litres of saliva in the same series?
Shade: (starts to crack under this pressure) I did not do that!
Yami: Shade, I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE UNDER OATH!!!
Shade: But it was only 18 litres!
Tea: And is it not true that you murdered Walton Goggins in his sleep on the 29th of Feburary, 1993?!
Shade: (cracks) YES! I murdered him, and I've murdered twelve others you don't even know about!
Tristan: Objection!
(audience starts to talk amongst themselves)
Yami: (bangs his gavel) Order, people, ORDER!
Smart Arse Audience Member: I'll have a toasted ham and cheese sandwich!
Yami: Security, execute that man!
(security drags the man off, screaming is heard backstage)
Tea: No further questions, your honour.
Yami: Call me what you call me in bed, darling.
Tea: Yami! Not now!
Yami: Fine... Defendants, question away.
(Tristan stands up)
Tristan: (puts on glasses and picks up Yami-Ball-Z scripts) Mr Wolf, is it true that you like leather?
Shade: I enjoy most cattle products.
Tristan: THAT WAS NOT THE QUESTION! (whacks Shade with the scripts) ANSWER ME! (chews some leather)
Shade: This is irrelevent to the case!
Yami: One more outburst and you shall be stripped of all clothing!
(suddenly, the courtroom is packed with ladies)
Ladies: (chanting) Outburst, outburst, outburst...
Shade: Ladies, please!
Yami: Thats it, SECURITY!
(ex-nazis run in)
Ex-Nazis: Jawhol, mein furher?
Yami: Strip this man!
Ex-Nazis: Jawhol! (they rush forward and start stripping Shade)
Yami: I find in favour of the defendant!
Prosecuters: WHAT?!
Yami: In addition, all of the male prosecters must watch me and the female prosecuters have sweaty sex!
Tea and Mai: Yay!
Yugi, Joey, Weevil, Rex, Pegasus, Panik, Para, Dox, Bakura, Shadi and Grampa: Yay! We mean... damn.
Tristan: Leather for all!
Yami: Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing duel monsters!
(various duel monsters walk in dancing)
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Shade: Read and review! Suggest more cases!